Lady Palutena was farting the Animaniacs theme song, her tuba like toots filling in for the instrumental song as Toadette came into her room, with it being the Cute Toot House's headquarters. Recognizing the tune, Toadette clapped her hands together as she smiled, approaching Palutena.
"Pal! Your farting just gave me a great idea!" Toadette joyfully declare with a smile for she happily held Palutena's hands.
Palutena gasped as she continued farting her big brassy butt blasts. "Really? What could it be?" She asked.
"We could use a theme song!" Toadette stated as she snapped her fingers, with the actual instrumental version of the Animaniacs theme starting up as the scene changed to a giant studio lot at night.
"Singing? I love to sing!" Jigglypuff gleefully proclaimed as she summoned her microphone, screaming in it as she summoned the other members of the Cute Toot House. "Everyone, we're going to sing our theme song!"
"We have a theme song?" Silver remarked as the others simply shrugged, with giant spotlights going on as several empty yellow studios surrounded the Smash Mansion.
The Cute Toot House Theme Song (Animaniacs Theme Instrumental)
(Everyone)
It's time for the Cute Toot House
And we're cute to the toot to the blouse
So just relax with your bird louse
You'll collaspe till you dowse
We are the Cute Toot House
(Mario, Sonic, Lana, Jigglypuff)
Come join Mario and Sonic
And the kawaii member Lana
Just for fun we run around the mall like dear old Santa
We fight the Hot Topic Krew, and pack them into Atlanta
But we act cute...
And then make some toots...
And now we're bunking in a cabana
(Toadette, Palutena, Lucario, Zelda, Jigglypuff)
The Cute Toot House is full of karts
Toadette is cute and Lady Palutena farts
Lucario packs away the grouse
While Princess Zelda acts like a mouse
We're the Cute Toot House
And so, amidst their singing, Palutena was continuing to fart her tuba toots to the instrumental music playing in the background, with Toadette skipping around innocently as Zelda was acting like Pikachu, making the real Pikachu just shake his head and roll his eyes. Lucario was packing away the grouse, Mario was jumping on several Goombas and Koopas, Sonic was rolling around at the speed of sound, and the other members provided vocal backups as Jigglypuff was providing her own lyrics, doing it in her Pokespeak. It was during this that all the other Smashers, and the various non playable members living within the mansion, all arrived to see what the ruckus was about, managing to catch the show as the song resumed.
(Pit, Villager, Ness, Silver, Claus, Jigglypuff)
Meet the white winged angel Pit
Who want to make love to Abe Lincoln
And the creepy boy Villager
With his net he's really thinkin'
Ness and Silver are psychic
While Claus just stays in the kitchen
The Smashers flipped
We have no script
We're pretty damn bitchin'
(Everyone)
We're the Cute Toot House, mah bois
We like to make lots of noise
We zap to the extreme
We can't think of a better theme
We're not so stupid
We got a ripoff of cupid
The Hot Topic Krew is putrid
We're the Cute Toot House
Watch out for the spouse!
And there was massive applause from all the Smashers and other members of the mansion, except for the Hot Topic Krew, who was just miserable and hated being there. Aside from Lucina, who tried her best to not give a care as she desperately wanted to join in and sing.
"Tch; I don't approve of my likeness being approved...!" Pikachu sparked for he was filling up his red cheeks with his yellow electricity of anger.
Lucina brushed back her blue hair upon feeling her gut grumble which made her rump rumble a poot. "I guess it could have gone a bit better...?"
"I think that went rather well." Palutena said with a smirk while she patted her rotten egg smelling big butt, releasing a brassy fart so deep pitched that it caused the entire landmass surrounding the Smash Mansion to break apart, with the mansion itself crumbling as everyone glaring at the gassy green goddess as she blushed, giggling innocently as she released a cute toot. "Oh my, excuse me!"
"...Damn it, not again..." Dark Pit mumbled underneath his breath because he felt his shorts tightening up again, dashing off as the other members of the Hot Topic Krew were wondering why the fuck he was running away.
Jigglypuff just laughed as she paused, getting upset since she puffed herself up, glaring at the other members of the Cute Toot House as she had realized something. "HEY! I wasn't part of the song! Who was the dumbass who wrote these dumb lyrics, anyway?"
The other members of the CTH gave each other worrying glances as Jigglypuff proceeded to slap each and every one, grumbling to herself as she then stormed off, upset that she wasn't mentioned in the song at all.
"And that's a wrap-a!" Mario stated as he was munching on some toast he pulled out of his blue overalls after being slapped, with the others deciding to just leave and do their own business as Palutena began farting to the Animaniacs theme song once more, cutely tuba tooting away despite there being no house.
"They're definitely going to get a note from Warner Bros." Arceus pointed out upon watching the glorified music video with several others at a McDonald's within a random anime exclusive city in the western part of the Sinnoh region.
"I found it quite fun!" Meloetta hummed above her constantly growling stomach since she stuffed herself with the Mickey D's fries to keep her hunger satisfied. "In fact if I was there then things would really be singing higher!"
"I certainly could have added in with my music..." Toon Link muttered since he was letting loose due to him being the wind breaker.
"Can you at least try to fart elsewhere?" Weavile complained for he proceeded to attack the hero of winds as a result.
"Great Scott!" Doc Brown exclaimed in shock while he was there to pick up a quick fast food meal before taking off. "I can't even begin to imagine the lawsuits!"
"It's just something that happens." Dry Bowser sighed while working at the McDonald's by flipping the hamburgers on the grill and frying up the fries. "Whatever."