"This is the most-a boring-a thing we've done in a while-a," Mario remarked as he and Sonic were watching Donkey Kong and Shulk exercising in Donkey Kong's room, both of them listening to the Donkey Kong rap from Donkey Kong 64.
"Hey, Lady Palutena said that we had to keep an eye on the MemeMemeMeme Brigade in case something happens," Sonic stated as he munched on a chilli dog. "I'm glad Amy isn't on me anymore. Thank you, Chrom."
As if on cue, Chrom walked in, with Amy still attatched to him as he greeted Donkey Kong and Shulk, who welcomed him in. Tiny Kong suddenly walked into the room, being her grown up self as she spotted Chrom, wrapping her arms around him. Chrom smiled, but Amy growled, her and Tiny locking eyes with each other as the males became interested.
Mario glanced at the chilli dog Sonic was munching on as he sighed, adjusting his red cap. "Mamma mia, I wish-a I brought-a some food with me... I'm starving..."
"Man... am I hungry," Toadette said as her stomach grumbled.
"Well what did you expect, mushroom girl?" Princess Zelda scoffed as she was with Toadette alongside Lucario, watching Pikachu and Ike head down the hallway of the Smash Mansion. "And what are those two doing?"
"Oh, them?" Lucario remarked as he had his arms folded. "I talked with Ike earlier. Apparently they're part of a club, too. The Super Fart Club, or something. Says they got influenced by us, the Hot Topic Krew, and that new Meme brigade or something."
"Super Fart Club?" Lady Palutena stated as she farted a big brassy poot that caused the red carpet to turn green with disgust, holding her hands together. "Sounds awesome, just like us! Who's the leader?"
"Pikachu. I'm surprised it's not Ike." Lucario remarked as he noticed the hungry Toadette lightly tapping Zelda. "...Are you punching Zelda?"
Toadette gasped as she shook her head, waving her arms. "N-no! I wasn't punching her!"
Zelda folded her arms together as she glanced at Toadette. "Her arm just happened to be moving in a certain, like, back and forth-" She then blushed as everyone looked oddly at her.
"Umm..." Palutena remarked as she released another deep pitched fart to try and make the situation less awkward, only making it worse.
"Well, it's not like I was doing it in a hard way," Toadette admitted as she blushed, feeling quite embarrassed. "D'oh! I d-didn't mean it like that! I just didn't want to feel on top of you! Oh no!" She buried her blushing face in her hands, feeling ashamed.
"That's it. Make it sound worse than it actually was." Lucario remarked sarcastically as he just shook his head, sipping his cup of coffee that he pulled out of his spike on his chest.
Ness grunted as he let out a loud wet fart, laughing as Lana giggled with him, with the blue haired girl burping in response. Claus, who was trying to revive the dead Fox McCloud using technology, glanced at the two. The creepy male Animal Crossing villager was humming as he came back into Palutena's room, of which was where the Cute Toot House established headquarters, with the severed head of the dead Marth in his net.
"I can understand why Lana is burping, but why are you farting, Ness?" Claus asked, frowning.
"Because Palutena said that if we all cutely tooted, it would make the house feel complete!" Ness stated as he then dashed out of the room, aiming his butt at Diddy Kong and Bowser Junior, who were both walking down the hallway. Ness farted a high pitched, trombone like fart, with Bowser Jr. pulling up his mask just in time. Diddy, however, was not as fortunate, as he was ultimately killed by the powerful stench lingering out of Ness' butt.
"Do us a favor and leave the obnoxious farting to Palutena!" Bowser Jr. remarked as he literally kicked Ness in the butt, chucking the now dead body of Diddy Kong on top of Ness, groaning.
Lana gasped and burped at the same time, rushing over to Ness as she pushed Diddy's dead body off of him. "Ness! Oh Ness, are you okay!?"
"...I still got it." Ness smiled as he farted a deep pitched fart, with Lana laughing as Claus just sighed, the Villager ignoring it all as he took the dead body of Diddy and smiled, having a new, disturbing use for it.
Pit and Jigglypuff switched bodies for an experiment. Needless to say, it didn't go well, with both of the Smashers being at Seaside Hill, heading towards Lakithunder's Power Plant.
"So Jigglypuff, what's it feel like to be inside my body?" Pit asked as he twirled around in Jigglypuff's body.
Jigglypuff narrowed her eyes at Pit, being in the white angel boy's body. "Have I ever mentioned how much you never think about what you say?"
"Oh shut up, I don't." Pit snapped as he puffed his face cheeks.
"I'm pretty sure you do." Jigglypuff responded as Lakithunder was watching the two bickering with each other. "Between that and your love for the US presidents..."
"Stop it! I just like that they stand for justice! And are handsome!" Pit remarked as he then jumped in the air and slapped Jigglypuff across the face several times with his short puffy arms, causing the two to break out into a brawl.
"These two girls are pretty shocking. They're giving Seaside Hill so much newfound spark!" Lakithunder stated with his electric puns as the Sumo Bro and Chargin' Chuck helping to generate electricity groaned.
"Pit's not a girl," Silver The Hedgehog stated to Lakithunder as he was delivering some fresh hot pizzas in Seaside Hill, still having a job despite being part of a group.