"It sure is boring around here." Toadette burped since she was feeling gassy today, filling in for Lana who was sick. "Much boredom. Very tired." She then farted.
"My girl, it's never boring when you have farting on your side!" Palutena said because she was farting in her tight white shorts, wiggling her flatulent big butt in front of Toadette as they were at the mall. "I heard about the MemeMemeMeme Brigade, the Super Fart Club, and the Cool Classic Club. It's awesome how there's so many clubs now!"
"Yeah, but don't you think that it seems suspicious that there are clones of us running about?" Ness remarked for he approached Palutena and Toadette, his arms wrapped around the back of his head. "I mean, from what I heard of the 'Cool Classic Club', I'm apparently the leader, and the members for it are R.O.B. and Mr. Game and Watch. And also, there's this Hip 'n' Cool Krew that we're rivals off."
"...Sweet! More competition!" Palutena squealed as she let loose a high pitched squeaky fart in joy, facing Ness. "And of the Super Fart Club?"
"Oh, those guys?" Ike stated while he walked by the Cute Hout House trio with a giant bucket of chicken in his arm. "I'm apparently part of it as an assistant. Also, the leader is Pikachu, and the members are Tails and Lucina."
Palutena's eyes began watering as she sniffled, feeling proud. "Lucina is part of a farting club... I couldn't be happier." She let out a big brassy fart that shook the entire mall, hearing people screaming as some stores collapsed. The green haired goddess slightly blushed as she chuckled nervously. "And I think I have to go bake some brownies..."
"Ewwww!" Toadette exclaimed in disgust and farted as well, her brap echoing. "TMI, Palutena! Ya don't needs to hear that, except you know IN THE BATHROOM!"
"Ha haw!" Yoshi laughed as he rode past the trio on his own bike, which was a green colored Yoshi bike, sipping on some kiwi flavored caprisun. "So happy!"
Ness was pretty confused and he scratched his head while farting. "What does Palutena mean by baking brownies...?"
"You'll get it when you're older." Toon Link pointed out while ripping ass since he was living up to his title of being the wind breaker.
Going by them was a particular group of legendary Pokemon who were quite thankful that they weren't part of this weird crew; or at least weren't for the moment being.
"This story really is something isn't it?" Arceus chuckled since the godly llama like Pokemon was enjoying the chaos going on around them.
Meloetta's stomach growling was keeping the melody Pokemon too focused to even have any knowledge as to what Arceus was pointing out since she was stuffing her famished body with sweet succulent vanilla icing that she happened to have on within her paddle shaped hands. "Sorry; too hungry to realize what you're talking about. How about we go by the fridge again; I'm sure it's cool!"
Silver, Jigglypuff, and Mario were all watching Lucina farting a storm in the hallway of the Smash Mansion, just outside the library. Silver was quite shocked as Jigglypuff and Mario looked unimpressed.
"Unbelievable... Lucina farts almost like Peach and Palutena." Silver stated as he felt his jaw dropping.
Jigglypuff just scoffed, with all three members of the Cute Toot House hiding behind a couple of paper crafted bushes. "Please. This is just your typical Nintendo female farting. It happens to all of us?"
"Even you?" Silver remarked as he turned to Jigglypuff.
Jigglypuff slightly blushed as she sighed in annoyance. "Yes, even me. But I rather not talk about it."
"Why are we even spying on Lucina again?" Mario remarked as he gulped, to see Lucina towering over the three.
"Guys, didn't you come to tell me about the plan?" Lucina remarked as she placed her hands on her hips, bending over as she let out a big brassy fart that blinded the Male Robin, who was leaving the library as he ran back in, screaming in pain as Lucina's fart got into his eyes somehow. "Palutena texted me, and everything!"
"...OH!" Silver, Jigglypuff, and Mario exclaimed as they remembered, with Lucina just shaking her head in disappointment, wondering how the hell were these guys on top of the mansion's priority list.
Just outside the ever overused building was Doc Brown once again trying to fix up his vehicle while he had a certain skeleton there to help him. "Great Scott... I really need to realize how I get myself into these situations!"
"Well I thought it was obvious." Dry Bowser dryly noted while handing the scientist a wrench. "We're being written in since this bloated story needs more words for its count."