Lady Palutena farted loudly as she laughed, with almost everyone else in the cafeteria groaning as they tried to get away from the gassy green goddess, with Pit pinching his nose as he felt embarrassed.
"Eww, Lady Palutena!" Pit exclaimed as he waved the air with his right hand, sitting next to his flatulent goddess. "My husbando, Abe Lincoln, will be disappointed in you stinking up a place as huge as the cafeteria! Can't you just be a proper, real lady and hold them in!?"
"A true lady would not be afraid to be in touch with freedom." Palutena remarked as she let out another deep pitched poot, wrapping her right arm around Pit. "After all, mah boi, freedom starts with the same letter as farting!"
"That's true!" Toadette exclaimed, farting as she giggled, her toot sounding like a trombone.
"I thought-a that you-a didn't do the farting thing," Mario remarked as he was eating chicken tenders with Ike.
Toadette shrugged as she held her hands together. "Well, both Peach and Palutena have no problem with farting, and most of the other girls don't mind, so..." She farted again, letting out a trumpet toot. "I'm just getting in touch with my gassy, musical self."
"Great, as if things couldn't get any weirder..." Jigglypuff muttered as she was eating some banana cream pie with Donkey Kong, all of the members of the Cute Toot House sitting together with various other Smashers as they all heard a loud scream of pain.
"YEOWCH!" Princess Peach Toadstool cried out in pain as she held her right foot. "I stepped on a tack!"
"Attack!?" Cia stated as she stood up from her seat, smirking as she punched Peach in the face. "Don't mind if I do!"
"FOOD FIGHT!" Everyone exclaimed as they all began chucking meals at each other, with R.O.B. and Silver The Hedgehog watching the madness from the cafeteria's doorway, both of them sighing as they turned to each other.
"They just can't have one moment of peace, can they?" Silver asked as he witnessed Shadow The Hedgehog blasting Melee Roy and Roy Koopa with his Chaos Spears.
R.O.B. nodded his metal head in agreement, seeing Wario giving Dark Pit a wedgie and King DeDeDe pouring baloney into Lucas' shorts. "Indeed. At least we're civilized to not be involved in this..."
Neither of the two were safe, as Pikachu slammed some maple syrup covered pancakes on Silver, with R.O.B. being sprayed by some orange soda from Greninja, who had previously sprayed Shiek and Zero Suit Samus with orange juice. Palutena got a smell amplifier that was lying around, fitting it right onto her big butt as she released a huge foghorn sounding fart that caused everyone aside from her and Wario to go unconscious from the powerful force, as well as the intense smell.
"...Fuck-a you, you damn show off!" Wario exclaimed as he gave Palutena the middle finger, tears in his eyes as he ran off crying, having seen enough humiliation, for he was reminded that Palutena was a better farter than him.