AN: Yes I know, it's been quite a while but come on, it is Christmas! I hope you have/had a nice time and got some nice presents.
I'll be honest my Christmas sucked. Sometimes relatives can be a real curse. Anyway have some nice rest-days-of-Christmas!
Sincerely,
Yours Kate! :-*
Chapter Forty-Two: When things get even worse
Hiccup sighed. This day wasn't getting any better.
Surrounded by some strange warriors in heavy armor and armed with swords and spears, he and Josh were escorted to Hiccup could only guess where.
The Blondie walked in front of the little procession, chin high up and Hiccup fought the urge to punch him.
Just being around this guy made Hiccup aggressive.
Josh walked next to him, looking equally annoyed. "I swear, once we get out of here I smack him till Friday and its only Wednesday!" "If you hadn't opened your big mouth in first place, we might not be in this situation." Hiccup hissed back.
Shortly after Blondie and his friends had discovered them on Misty Island, Josh had let go lose some of his more colorful vocabulary.
It had ended with approximately forty soldiers popping out of nowhere and a very pleased and smug Blondie.
"Can you blame me? That guy is…. I don't know but he…" "Yeah, I know how you feel. I always felt like this around my cousin and his friends. Just try to ignore it." "Easy for you to say." Hiccup just rolled with his eyes.
"But if we get out of here, I promise you, you can hit him as much as you want." He added. "You mean when we get out of here!" Josh corrected. "Right?" Hiccup stayed silent.
"You…you do have a plan, right?" "Does counting on Kate to find us count as a plan?" Josh looked at him with big eyes. "You can't be serious. You have no plan?" "Maybe I can think of something. But only if you give me a chance to think."
"QUIET! Prisoners don't talk." Blondie suddenly screamed in front of them.
Both boys stayed calm.
"We've been talking for ages and you only realize that now? You're not as good as you think you are Blondie!" Josh exclaimed.
Blondie clenched his fists.
He stepped closer to Josh. "Do you want to find out how good I am?" Josh pulled a face. "Sorry, not interested in a Blow-Job. Maybe you can ask one of your boyfriends here if they want to see how good you are."
Hiccup groaned.
Josh too. Blondie had sucker-punched him in the stomach, shutting him up very effectively.
Despite the obvious pain he was in, Josh wheezed: "See: You're denying the truth. Instead of accepting it, you attack people so they can't hurt you. The psychologist within me says…" "Josh, shut the hell up, you are no psychologist. You only make it worse!" Hiccup intervened before Blondie could knock the lights out of Josh.
Blondie regained his composure. "See, your friend already learned it." He looked at them with an icy stare.
"You should learn to respect those above you."
Hiccup snorted. "I hope you don't mean yourself."
Luckily he saw the punch in time and ducked but before he could counter he was restrained by two guards.
Blondie straightened his hair.
"You two, you will spend your stay in the dungeons. And we will forget about you and let you rot there for fifty years before we remember and get you a trail. And then I will have the pleasure to kill you."
He walked away and the group continued their marsh.
"He seriously needs to work on his anger issues. It's not healthy." Josh wheezed. "Josh, shut up, you are not funny." Hiccup hissed angrily.
AN: Yes, next chapter will be longer. I promise!
