Lady Palutena farted a big brassy tuba toot as she fanned her flatulence, with Toadette farting a trombone toot afterwards, both of the girls being in the Smash Bus that Mario was driving as the group were heading to Orlando, Florida, with them being on the International Drive, spying Godzilla destroying the hotels and fast food restaurants in the background towards the east. Princess Zelda pinched her nose as she tried not to breathe in the bad gas that Palutena and Toadette were passing, with the gassy girls giggling after hearing their own brassy farts that warmed up their bus seats.
"Ugh, peeyew! Gods, do you damn girls stink!" Zelda stated as she began spraying the bus with some air spray. "Can't you just hold them like any other normal girl?"
"Nope!" Palutena and Toadette stated in unison as both of them farted right in Zelda's face, laughing as they gave each other a high five. "Nice one, girlfriend!"
"Now you know how I feel." Silver remarked to Zelda as he was reading about Orlando in a guide book, a clothes pin on his nose.
"Oh come on! Being gassy is fun!" Lana burped loudly as she glanced at both Zelda and Silver, smiling innocently as she was listening to Hatsune Miku on her blue headphones.
"This trip is suppose to make us all feel connected together, guys!" Jigglypuff stated as she twirled around her microphone.
"Yet we couldn't include Claus." Ness frowned as he sniffled, feeling like he could cry at any moment as he sat next to Pit.
"Don't let it worry you, Ness!" Pit stated, holding a pink colored pillow that had pictures of Abraham Lincoln on it. "I'm sure he has a good reason to stay at the Smash Mansion!"
"...Why do you have a pink pillow?" Sonic squinted as he eyed Pit suspiciously.
"Hey! I got my personal things, and you have yours!" Pit snapped as he turned away from the blue hedgehog, tugging his pillow close to his chest as he glanced at his pillow. 'It's all right, my love... you can still be fluffy and proud of your country..."
Sonic shrugged as he went back to eating his chilli dog, with Lucario meditating as he could sense something coming that would soon haunt them.
"I feel like there's yet another group forming in the mansion..." Lucario sated as he had his eyes closed, with the others wondering what Lucario meant by that.
Claus was in the room that belonged to Ness and Lucas, mumbling to himself as he knew that the Cute Toot House took a brief retreat to Universal Orlando to celebrate their major victory over the Hot Topic Krew, specifically for killing one of their original six members, which was Cia. Claus was still trying to fix up the dead Fox McCloud as he was giving the anthropomorphic fox more mechanical parts to allow him to move freely, while the Villager continued bumping into various objects, having been blinded.
"Did Arceus really mean what he said? That all of this happened because Master Hand died...?" Claus remarked as he rubbed his chin, squinting his eyes. "If so... I guess I'm going to have to find a way to revive him. I know the others time traveled, but time traveling isn't going to stop this whole mess that black edgy angel started..."
"Help! I can't see a thing!" Villager exclaimed as he went through the window, falling all the way down and breaking his bones in the process as blood slowly surrounded him.
Claus took a glance out of the window to look down at the wounded Villager, groaning as he slapped his forehead with his right head. "Oh great. Now I got three characters to revive..."
Back with the Cute Toot House mainstays, they were all at Universal Studios Florida in 1990, having used a time travel necklace that Silver brought with him, with the group being generally surprised at how different the entire theme park looked. Mario, Silver, and Toadette were not surprised, for all three were there before, with Mario having actually visited the park with Luigi when it was brand new, and both Silver and Toadette having first time traveled with Dry Bowser and Petey Piranha.
"Hey! Let's go to that one King Kong attraction!" Palutena exclaimed as she pointed at the huge building that housed Kongfrontation.
Toadette shuddered as she hid behind Mario, holding his right hand with both of her hands, trembling. "Ugh, anything but that! I made a mess in my underwear from riding that!"
Everyone turned around to give Toadette odd glances, with caused the pink mushroom girl to blush in embarrassment.
"Oh, how I remembered..." Silver groaned in dismay as he did remember the last time he rode on Kongfrontation with Toadette, recalling her having the crap literally scared out of her by the life like King Kong robots.
"Too much information..." Jigglypuff remarked, while Lana giggled.
"Well then, sounds like a ride we should avoid." Zelda agreed as she nodded her head.
Palutena, being the trollish goddess that she was, smiled as she snapped her fingers, forcing everyone to move behind her in a line. "Well, that settles it, then! To Kongfrontation!"
"NO!" Everyone except Mario, Sonic, and Lucario screamed, with both Mario and Lucario being neutral while Sonic was excited to ride the ride.
Later, as Palutena casually walked through the queue line to Kongfrontation while the others were forced to walk right behind her, they eventually got into the red colored Roosevelt Island tram, with it being loaded as the ride began. Releasing them from their grip, Palutena watched as the others stretched their arms, with Toadette crying as she tightly hugged Palutena, causing the green haired goddess to smile. Pit tightly hugged his pink pillow that had Lincoln present on it as he was trembling with fright, with Ness hugging Pit tightly as he was frightened, too. Silver wasn't as nervous, but he still didn't want to be on either ends due to remembering how the ride went.
"Please keep your hands and arms inside the ride at all times," The female ride operator stated as she was piloting the tram.
Mario adjusted his red cap as he turned to Lucario. "Personally, I'm not really this impressed at the ride. It was just the Earthquake ride, but with King Kong involved, in New York, and in the air." He said, expressing his personal thoughts.
"Hmm, I'm not sure Mario. Seems more than enough differences to stand out." Lucario stated as he and Mario were at the front alongside Palutena, Toadette, and Sonic.
As the tram slowly moved through the well crafted fictional New York City of the 70's, they saw the silhouette of King Kong. Upon getting closer, they noticed the first huge King Kong animatronic hanging on the Queensboro Bridge, roaring at them as it smelled like bananas.
"Oh God, he looks like a drunk Donkey Kong!" Zelda exclaimed as everyone in the tram screamed aside from Mario and Lucario.
"YEAH! This is happening!" Sonic exclaimed happily as he was craving the first King Kong animatronic slamming his mechanical hand onto the tram, causing it to shake.
"Make it stop, please lord!" Toadette cried as she tightly hung onto Palutena, who was also screaming with joy.
Just as the tram was about to move on from King Kong, everything inside the Kongfrontation building went completely dark, with all the screams being more frightened as no one knew what was going on. The female ride operator tried to be as calm as possible, being frightened herself as someone pressed the emergency stop button.
"Mamma mia!" Mario exclaimed as he couldn't see, turning to Lucario, barely making his figure in the pitch black. "This never happened-a while I rode this ride before-a!"
"I would use my aura, but it wouldn't be wise in front of all these normal human beings. It's bad enough that we're actually present right now to begin with." Lucario stated, having remembered the fact that everyone looked at the Cute Toot House members with odd, disturbed glances, with them all thinking that they were possibly dreaming.
"There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home...!" Pit and Ness both whimpered in unison as the white winged angel wet himself, causing him to hug his Lincoln pink pillow further. What a crybaby.
"Eep! Mommy!" Lana exclaimed as she was so scared, she couldn't even burp, causing her to wrap her arms around Jigglypuff.
"Lana, you're holding me too tight!" Jigglypuff stated as she felt like she couldn't breathe, with it being worse as several normal humans surrounded them.
"Yeargh! I wanna go home!" Toadette cried as she hugged Palutena even tighter, causing Palutena to gasp as she released an abrupt brassy fart that caused people to panic even more.
"My! Excuse me!" Palutena stated as she didn't want to fart for once, simply wanting to enjoy the ride as the banana smell that expelled from the King Kong animatronic was mixed with Palutena's sulfur like flatulence, making a really horrendous smell on the tram.
"Great, this is how we die, hanging forty feet above the ground, in the dark, in front of a giant ugly Donkey Kong lookalike, with banana smells and Palutena's godawful farting!" Zelda cried as she buried her face in her hands, wondering how it could get worse.
"Oh, it's no use!" Silver exclaimed as he placed his hands on his head, shaking his head. "We can't use our powers, the ride is stuck, who is responsible for this!"
"Normally, I would want to go and show off my awesome self..." Sonic groaned as he placed his right hand on his face. "But unfortunately, not only can I not really see, but I have to conceal my awesome skills, less people think I'm an alien."
Unbeknownst to any of them was that the person who caused the entire Kongfrontation ride to go pitch black was another certain Smasher who time traveled to the past, specifically to mess with the members of the Cute Toot House. That devious character... was Mewtwo!
"This is what you bastards get for killing that fat bitch instead of me." Mewtwo growled as he teleported away, wanting to have been the one to kill his more attractive rival, Cia.