"Oh my gosh, oh my goodness, today was a blast!" Pit exclaimed, ignoring the fact that Lady Palutena farted conveniently as he said 'blast'. "I can't believe we met up with Abraham Lincoln... I was so happy, I peed myself!"
"Ewww! That is so gross, Pit!" Toadette giggled as she, Pit, and Palutena were all sitting together at one of the wooden tables at Lilligant's Lemonade Stand in Seaside Hill. "Then again, I can't take, because I get so excited over things I like, I end up soaking my panties!"
"See? I told you being a hypocrite is no fun." Palutena playfully stated as she belted another brassy fart, sighing of relief as she took another sip of her lemonade. "Ahh, this lemonade tastes great!"
"Why thank you, Ms. Palutena!" Lilligant stated as she took a bow. "It's so nice to know that a lovely, divine goddess such as yourself takes appreciation in how good my lemonade can be!"
"Yeah! We rarely get any special guests around here!" Whimsicott added as she poured some more lemonade for the various generic creatures wandering around.
As Palutena waved at the two grass type Pokemon, Sonic dashed up to the trio, panting as he had his hands on his knees.
Pit, Palutena, and Toadette all gave each other odd glances as they looked at Sonic.
"Guys... bad news..." Sonic stated as he took a gulp, glancing up. "First, the Hot Topic Krew somehow escaped from prison. Second... apparently there's been a rift in the space time continuum, because somethings from alternate dimensions are popping up. And third..." He paid Lilligant and Whimisicott as he got himself a cup of lemonade, drinking it up as he turned to the three CTH members. "...Lucario just called me, and mentioned something about some dark matter in the Subspace Emissary world."
Palutena farted in fright as her eyes widened, with Pit and Toadette gasping as they held each other in shock, Sonic paying for another cup of lemonade. Lilligant and Whimsicott glanced at each other, wondering what the hell was going on to their world.
"Wait, why are you guys evil again?" Jigglypuff asked Dr. Mario as they were at Lakithunder's Power Plant in Seaside Hill, getting some electricity.
"I don't know. Something about us staying loyal and not becoming a traitor for knowing that Yoshi is evil, or something." Dr. Mario responded as he folded his arms.
Jigglypuff squinted her eyes, not believing what Dr. Mario had just blurted out loud. "Wait, Yoshi is evil?"
"...Yeah. He's not the Yoshi that we knew and love." Dr. Mario stated as he moved his hands around. "Seriously. Do you know how many green Yoshis exist out in the wild? It gets hard to tell."
"...Just like Kirby..." Jigglypuff remarked as he shook her head, with both of the Smashers approaching Lakithunder.
"Whoa ho ho, now this is a shock! To see you two Smashers coming all the way here!" Lakithunder greeted as he spun around in his dark cloud. "What is it that you need to spark your life?"
"Enough with the puns, baldy. Just give us the electricity." Dr. Mario stated as he pounded his fists. "I need it to enhance my electrical prowess, Phosphora needs it to help make her go faster, and Pichu needs it to stop being a useless piece of shit."
"All right, settle down there, doc. No need to be so shockingly edgy." Lakithunder stated as he handed Dr. Mario a bright blue orb containing lots of electricity. "Will it be sparking cash, or electrifying credit?"
Dr. Mario grumbled as he placed the orb away, paying Lakithunder in Smash Coins, turning to Jigglypuff. "Well, I'll see you later. Shrek will get annoyed if I take too long like last time."
"Shrek!?" Jigglypuff and Lakithunder exclaimed as they watched Dr. Mario leave.
"Say, can you tell me what's the zapping deal with all these clubs and crews? It's shockingly puzzling." Lakithunder stated as he glanced down at Jigglypuff.
Jigglypuff sighed as she opened her eyes, moving her short puffy pink arms around. "Well, all right. It all started when Dark Pit decided to kill Master Hand..."
Silver The Hedgehog watched as Shulk and Reyn left the train, Chuffy, at Seaside Hill's train station, with the two MMM Brigade members approaching the psychic hedgehog.
"Man, that was one jolly good ride!" Shulk stated as he pumped his right fist in the air.
"Yeah... I will admit, I've never rode on a talking train before," Reyn stated as he took a glance back at Chuffy.
"To be fair, that's because it's actually Old King Coal speaking." Silver explained as he rolled his right hand around. "He lives inside the boiler."
"Oh!" Both Shulk and Reyn stated as they turned around, popping their heads inside the train to see the boiler room.
"Urr! The pothead is right!" Old King Coal exclaimed from the deepest corners of the boiler.
"I am not a pothead!" Silver snapped angrily as he clenched his fists, gritting his teeth.
Reyn rubbed his chin with his right hand. "Say, why don't we go to that tent ran by that boney witch."
"Madame Grunty's Tent? Sure! I'm really feelin' lucky today!" Shulk stated as he and Reyn left, with Silver squinting his eyes as he turned to Chuffy.
"Don't look at me. I'm just waiting for more people to come inside me." Old King Coal stated.
Silver slapped his forehead with his right hand. "No, please, don't start with the sexual innuendos..."