"And now, the local news," The TV exclaimed loudly, being huge and metal, for it was a black, high definition, wide screen television hanging on the wall.
"Oh joy." Mario sarcastically commented as he, Lady Palutena, Toadette, Princess Zelda, Silver The Hedgehog, and Fox McCloud were all in the ballroom with the members of the MemeMemeMeme Brigade, that being Shulk, Chrom, and Donkey Kong. Everyone was sitting on the yellow couch.
"Seaside Hill has mysteriously burnt to the ground," The male white news reporter stated.
"Oh no." Knuckles The Echidna randomly stated as he was grabbed by Amy Rose, who then kissed him on the lips.
"D'oh I Missed you, Knux!" Amy exclaimed as she farted a cute little poot, laughing as she and Knuckles hugged each other and rolled around at the speed of sound on the floor.
"AMY!" Chrom exclaimed as he sniffled, munching on fish sticks to comfort himself. "I thought you were my girl..."
"It appears to be connected to the alternate universe barrier in fanfiction being broken." The news reporter continued. "Also, we got signs of the Hot Topic Krew exploiting this to sneak into new universes."
"Oh no... I'm really having a bad feeling about this," Shulk stated as he placed his right hand on his forehead.
"Really? Why is that?" Toadette asked, sitting on Palutena's lap.
"Because when one fanfic dimension collides with another, it brings nothing but chaos, and catastrophy," Shulk replied to the mushroom girl.
"Aren't those the same thing?" Zelda remarked as she squinted her eyes.
"They are, yes, but that's not the point right now," Donkey Kong stated as he was eating some banana cream pie.
"And the mall is looking to a new expansion, including a replacement for the Forever 21 store," The news reporter continued on, "Although there are... some rather disturbing characters present there..."
It then showed the mall, with a group of different colored, fait hairy human nudists all streaking around the mall, causing everyone to panic.
"Oh God damn it, I thought those freaks of nature were Yoshi Kart exclusive..." Silver stated as he pulled down his silver colored quills, not believing this shit.
"I wish my girlfriend was here..." Captain Falcon muttered as he walked past the Cute Toot House and MMM Brigade members, munching on some popcorn he brought from Petey Piranha's Popcorn Parlor in the still burning Seaside Hill. "Lucina knows how to make me feel falcon good..."
Palutena farted a deep pitched brassy tuba toot, causing everyone except Toadette and Shulk to groan as the green haired Goddess of Light fanned the air around her flatulent big butt with her right hand in a divine manner.
"Sorry, but I've been holding that in for the entire chapter. I gotta let it go sometime," Palutena stated, as she then began farting the song 'Let It Go' with her brassy tuba toots.
Falco Lombardi ran into the room, panting as he had his hands on his knees. "Guys... I just learned that there's an alternate version of myself running around here... we need to be careful..." He then glanced back up at Fox, casually waving to him. "Oh hey Fox. How was being dead?"
"Eh, it was peaceful." Fox stated as he stretched his arms. "Did you keep the peace of the mansion, and your tavern?"
"I tried, but it just gets to me, man." Falco stated as he wrapped his right arm around Fox. "We gotta really amp up to keep the peace of the mansion."
"I hear you guys." R.O.B. stated as he appeared behind Falco, tilting his robotic head around. "Does anyone know why the male Villager with the red shirt is acting creepier than usual?"
Everyone gave each other odd glances as they didn't know how to answer R.O.B. Meanwhile, outside the slowly decaying ruins of the Smash Mansion was the Villager, whose creepy appearance was becoming more apparent as his new metallic look was even more horrifying than his original appearance, thunder booming in the background despite the sky being clear and blue.