The members of the Cute Toot House were all eating at McDonald's in the mall, with Lady Palutena farting her big butt off as usual while pigging out on the hamburgers, french fries, and chicken nuggets, with everyone else having their own meal. Some of the MemeMemeMeme Brigade members came along, as well. The group decided to spend some time together outside the mansion, mainly because a blizzard was going on, which in turn made the mansion much colder than usual, so cold that not even Palutena's farts could warm the place up. That, and the mall was not only much larger and warmer, but they could keep an eye out for the Hot Topic Krew, as well as any of the other clubs present. Anyway, back with our heroes in the McDonald's, Toadette burped loudly as she giggled, with Mario simply enjoying the burgers to his pleasure, while Chrom was playing with his fish sticks and Ike was eating every chicken related menu item they had. Incidentally, the McDonald's was owned by Tom Nook, with one of the workers being Wario from the WAA Weirdos Emissary dimension, who somehow was not noticed by the Cute Toot House or the MemeMemeMeme Brigade. Wario was coincidentally in the bathroom when the CTH and MMMB ordered their food.
"Wah oh. It's the Cute Toot House! ...And some other chumps I don't know about." Wario remarked as he was a bit surprised, going further into the kitchen. "I better not be seen, less my cover be blown..."
"I'll admit, Pal, this was the best idea you had," Princess Zelda stated to Palutena as she bit into a Quarter Pounder burger. "And your ideas are usually stupid."
"Hey now, Lady Palutena means best, right?" Pit responded as he was stuffing himself with food, being the hungriest of the bunch.
"Why thank you Pit. And my ideas aren't stupid if they led us to victory." Palutena retorted to Zelda, flicking her on the nose, much to her annoyance.
"Well, we're all together, eating and having a good time. And that's what matters the most!" Toadette cheered as she raised her carton of milk, with the others raising their drinks.
As they resumed eating, they noticed a certain strange, green clothed elf guy in line, causing Shulk to gasp.
"Tingle? What are you doing here?" Shulk remarked as he pointed at Tingle.
Tingle did a little twirl around as he faced him and the others eating. "What else? I'm here to get McDonald's for everyone before we go back in time!"
"...Back in time?" The CTH and MMMB members gawked, with Ness pillaging through the trash cans for extra food.
Tingle blinked as he slapped his forehead with his right hand. "D'oh... I think I said too much." He then left the CTH and MMMB to their meals, heading further in line.
"...Well, that just happened." Jigglypuff remarked as she slurped up her strawberry milkshake before stuffing fries into her mouth.
Silver squinted his eyes at Ness in the trash can, pointing at him. "Can someone please tell Ness to stop being so gross? It's making me feel horrible. And awkward."
"Oh, let him embrace his gross self. The spirit of the Cute Toot House is to be cute and toot!" Palutena stated as she did a cute pose, before ripping a thunderous tuba toot that stunk up the entire McDonald's, causing potential customers to run outside as everyone screamed, with Palutena's gas smelling like fries.
"Sometimes I wonder why I'm still here..." Mario commented quietly to himself as he took off his red cap and used it to fan Palutena's butt fumes away from him.
Meanwhile, several minutes later, specifically outside the McDonald's was Phosphora, who was waiting for Tingle to arrive. She was quite impatient when she spotted him.
"Finally! The League of Super Evil was getting tired of waiting for you, big guy! And so was I!" Phosphora stated while flailing her arms angrily, Baneposting. "Was stalling part of your plan?"
"Well for starters, the line was huge because of the blizzard outside, and two, Palutena farted an enormous stink that temporarily knocked out the workers! So excuse me!" Tingle retorted as he glared at the blonde goddess. "...Or in this case, excuse Palutena for farting another butt bomb."
Phosphora farted herself, fanning her brassy poot away from her butt. "Oh, one day I can hope to have as many enormous farts as Palutena, but that will have to wait. Likely after my singing career." She shook her head, grabbing some of the McDonald's bags that Tingle was holding. "We can zip through the blizzard using my lightning chariot. Come on!"
"Oh, I would like to 'come on' you, all right." Tingle very quietly mumbled to himself as he and Phosphora rode off on Phosphora's Lightning Chariot, which appeared on the spot out of thin air, dashing through the snow, on a one horse open sleigh, through the fields they go, laughing all the way...