Lady Palutena farted a deep pitched, bassy poot as she laughed, with Toadette and Tiny Kong applauding her while the others simply sighed.
"No matter how many times she breaks wind, she always finds content in it," Sonic stated as he turned to Silver, all of them being in the ballroom.
"Well, she is a playful goddess... that's quite something to be noted of." Silver stated as he noticed Toadette farting a trombone toot. "Of course, unfortunately for us, these two girls are taking comfort in tooting, too..."
"Nothing makes your day worthwhile like some good blasts of gas!" Toadette exclaimed as she fanned the air around her with her right hand.
"Got that right, sister!" Tiny Kong stated as she gave Toadette a high five, releasing a wet toot, followed by a couple of small poots, and ending with a bassy poot that puffed up her pants.
"Man, Tiny, you sure know how to put the irony in your name!" Palutena complimented as she let out a raunchy fart that turned bubbly, simply giggling away.
Toadette laughed as she then stopped, feeling a fierce rumble in her stomach. She frowned, glancing at the others. "Please excuse me..." She then dashed off to the bathroom.
The other members of the Cute Toot House talked amongst themselves of their usual days above Palutena's brassy flatulence, when an explosion that wasn't one of Palutena's farts shook the mansion, causing everyone to fall to the floor as Toadette came back in, only she looked paler and had Princess Peach Toadstool, Amy Rose, Jigglypuff, and Nana all standing behind her.
"Ha! Ha, I say!" The paler Toadette stated as she placed her hands on her hips. "The Pink Peers are here to ruin your day!"
"...Pink Peers?" Jigglypuff remarked as she walked in to see the lighter tinted Jigglypuff alongside the other pink clad girls, noticing her having the pink bow. "Oh no. Not them."
"Yes, them... I mean, us!" The PP Jigglypuff exclaimed as she twirled around. "Girls, intro time!"
"Toadette, the Pink Mushroom with the twirls!"
"Princess Peach Toadstool, the Pink Pooter with blonde hair!"
"Amy Rose, the Pink Hedgehog with magic skills!"
"Nana, the Pink Ice Climber who loves vegetables!"
"Jigglypuff, the Pink Puffball who will puff you up!"
"And together, we make..." The Pink Peers exclaimed in unison as they all posed differently. "...the Pink Peers!"
"...Huh. So we got another club here." Mario remarked as he grabbed the chicken tenders that he dropped to the floor, munching on them.
"You gals again!? Don't you ever give up!?" Toadette exclaimed as she shook her head in dismay.
"Nope! And we're gonna whip you good!" Amy stated as she pulled out a whip, giggling.
The Cute Toot House ended up getting their butts literally and figuratively whipped by the Pink Peers, who proved their dominance by kidnapping Toadette and Jigglypuff.
"Oh no! We need to get out of here and save both Toadette and Jigglypuff!" Tiny Kong exclaimed as she tried to squeeze her way out, only to release a brassy fart that ended with a splat, her eyes widening. "...And get me some new underwear while we're at it!"
Everyone except Palutena groaned in disgust, with Mario biting his way through the tightened whip as they went to search for the Pink Peers, only for the wall to flatten them like bugs.
Lucario and Master Hand were both in Master Hand's office, wondering what to do amongst the situation that was getting worse for them. Specifically in regards to the dark matter.
"How should we let the others know?" Lucario remarked as he turned to Master Hand. "I've talked with some of the members of my team, but they don't seem to be convinced that we're in real danger."
"They must believe that the Hot Topic Krew is still a major threat." Master Hand sighed as he curled himself into a fist, sighing. "This is worrisome. And what's worse, I feel like there's two of Crazy Hand here..."
"...Two of Crazy Hand...?" Lucario remarked as he began to worry, placing his right palm on his forehead. "No... the world is already insane enough with one Crazy Hand. Who knows what hell could be unleashed with two..."