Cute Toot House

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Lady Palutena forms a heroic club called the Cute Toot House with Toadette, Tiny Kong, Toon Link, Ness, Fox McCloud, Doc Brown, and Aria Meloetta to combat the edgy Hot Topic Krew. Of course, you can expect other clubs, cuteness, love, justice, nostalgia, kittens, quips, stupidity, and Palutena farts! But their world is at stake, too, for there is evil much worse than some preps...

31. Chapter 31

"ARGH!" Donkey Kong screamed as he barrel rolled down the hallway, waking everyone in the mansion up.

"DK!" Jigglypuff called out as she stopped Donkey Kong, both of them splatting into the wall together as tey were flat, then popped back to 3D, with the pink puffball holding hands with the brown gorilla. "What's wrong, my love?"

"I had a terrible nightmare, Jiggz!" Donkey Kong stated as he glanced down at Jigglypuff, sobbing. "I had this dream where R.O.B. was smashing you and our pets into pieces!"

Jigglypuff gasped, placing her right hand on her face. "Wait... pets?"

"...Yes. The Duck Hunt Duo, remember?" Donkey Kong pointed out as he literally pointed at the Duck Hunt Duo, who stared back at him and Jigglypuff.

Lady Palutena farted loudly after pulling her own finger, causing everyone to groan as the gassy Goddess of Light herself sighed, wearing green pajamas. "I got woken up for this? I'm going back to my dream of having a farting contest with Peter Griffin."

"Lady Palutena..." Pit stated in disappointment as he was holding his pink pillow with Abraham Lincoln printed on it. "Why must you be so embarrassing...?"

"Is farting her life?" WiiU Link asked Princess Zelda as they noticed Palutena swinging her hips and farting all the way back to her room.

"It's basically her fetish. She's flaunting it more than even Peach, which is a big surprise in and of itself." Zelda remarked while stretching her arms. "It's something to go along with her playful nature, as she puts it, anyway."

"Well that's good to know. I'm gonna go back to Seaside Hill and see how Morshu's doing." Silver The Hedgehog stated as he used his psychic power to open up a warp portal.

"Ooh! Wait for me! I wanna see Morshu, too!" Toadette added as she followed Silver into the warp, which closed.

Tiny Kong pulled up her sweatpants after letting out a quiet wet fart. "I'm gonna go and practice my shrinking. I might be a big girl for you now, but I still have my tiny charms." She then pulled out a saxophone out of her shirt, playing it while heading down the hallway.

Everyone else glanced at Donkey Kong sobbing as Jigglypuff stayed there to comfort him, knowing that her presence was enough to make him feel better.