Lady Palutena farted as she was drinking her butt off, being bored as Toadette and Tiny Kong ran in, both of the tooting girls screaming.

"Wha... wut are you..." Palutena burped, feeling woozy as she was drunk. "Scream... bout..."

"The Pink Peers!" Toadette screamed in a trembling voice for she peed herself.

"They're coming!" Tiny Kong yelped and sharted while hiding behind the green couch Palutena was on, just as the wall knocked down, with the Pink Peers staring at them.

"There you are! You can't escape us!" Princess Peach declared since she turned around and bent over, farting a strong deep pitched blast of sulfur like flatulence at the three CTH members, the stench strong enough to make all of them puke.

"Time to smash you like a boss!" Amy Rose exclaimed as she slammed her Piko Piko Hammer down on the puking three girls, with the other Toadette cheering her on.

"Want some pumpkin?" Nana asked Jigglypuff because she pulled out a couple of pumpkins out of her pink parka.

"Do I?" Jigglypuff stated as she gladly accepted the pumpkin, the pink girls watching the Cute Toot House get their butts handed.


Silver The Hedgehog yawned as he was feeling sober, heading onto the balcony to see King Bob-omb and Goomboss arresting most of the MemeMemeMeme Brigade, as well as WiiU Link and Mario. The silver colored hedgehog couldn't believe it.

"You can't arrest me! Imma Mario!" The pesky plumber tried to respond.

"And I might represent an embarrassing flop of a console but you can't take me away either!" PiiU Link added in with disappointment.

"Shut up!" The Big Bob-omb snapped for he was ready to explode. "I'll take you chumps out if you don't cut it out!"

"Yeah shaddap!" The Goomba King added while he started to turn red with rage. "If I have to increase my size then you morons are in big trouble!"

"...I should have stayed home..." Toon Link whimpered for a muffled fart escaped his wind breaking butt due to him being the Wind Waker kek.

"What the hell?" Silver stated as he let out a small burp, shaking his head as he noticed all of the empty bottles and cans of beer littered around the place, placing his right hand on his forehead as he groaned, still feeling pain from the apparent intense night before.

Aria Meloetta watched this from the sky and gasped with her having her paddle shaped hands on her face while her stomach growled suddenly. "Wow... that must have been 1 party! Wish I could have been there; maybe my hungry tummy wouldn't feel so empty: which reminds me it's icing time!" She then used her psychic ability to summon a carton of vanilla icing and started eating it.


"Can you not be yourself..." Fox McCloud groaned in annoyance at the PK spamming boy who decided to rip ass while they were trying to have a practice battle on the Great Fox over Corneria City. "...for five minutes!"

"I don't think I'll be able to last-" Ness tried speaking only to light himself on fire from a PK Fire attack backfiring on him due to his methane being lit. "...5 minutes..."

"Great Scott!" Doc Brown exclaimed in disbelief since he was there in Corneria shopping for various parts to use for a science experience.

Dry Bowser was there selling the particular items in question while they both were in a skyscraper overlooking the bay. "It's best to not question it doc."

"But that's part of the fun." Arceus interjected upon accidentally causing a nearby building to collapse by virtue of him somehow sneezing without having a mouth for this made him use his Judgement Pokemon move; the llama like God shook his head as a way of apologizing. "I didn't mean for that to happen."