Decryption completed. Translation completed. Announced a computer. "Is that the Krolotean intel?" asked a boy wearing a robin uniform.
"Who's that?" asked Dick.
"The third Robin," said Shawn.
"The third!?" said Dick. "Which one are you?"
"The seventh one," answered Shawn.
"I was the sixth one," said Aiden.
"What Krolotean intel?" asked a green boy.
"The data files M'gann and J'onn recovered on Malina Island before it was destroyed." Said Nightwing
"This is what I was talking to Kaldur about." Said Dick.
"Well, noted." Said Beastboy.
"Apparently, the Kroloteans were snatching humans to use as guinea pigs. They were hoping to find something. Something inside us." Said Dick.
"What?" asked Robin.
"There's no English word for it. The nearest translation is meta-gene." Said Dick.
"What's a meta-gene?" robin asked.
Beast boy elbowed him playfully "Never met a gene I didn't like."
"That was so bad." Said Zala.
Warning. Unknown energy impulse detected. Said a machine. Then a ball of electricity appeared then a huge machine dropped to the floor. "Stand ready." Dick commanded as the door started to open.
Then a kid with brown hair jumped out and yelled "Ta-Da!"
"Is that Bart!?" yelled both pairs of twins.
"Do we know you two?" asked Paula.
"Yes," they said unmasking to reveal Don and Dawn Allen.
"Of course," said Wally Jr.
"Lord knows, all our relatives are in on this." Said Paula.
"Yep, pretty much," said Dawn.
Intruder alert. Intruder alert. Said the system. "Computer, lock down cave." commanded Dick.
"Ha! It's like Siri!" said Ferra. "Computer show me my apointments."
"Well, I think we found our unknown energy impulse." Said beast boy.
"Impulse? That's so crash." Said Bart. Then he started using speedster powers. "Catchy. Dramatic. One word. Like Nightwing and Robin and Beast boy. Except that's 2 words. Blue beetle's 2 words. Hey is he here too?" he ran to the door. "Never mind! Impulse can find that out for himself." He laughed and ran around.
"Wow, he's worse than Wally!" said Artemis.
"You two, take him down now." They ran after him "We're crash?"
He ran into the showers. "Whoa. Old style faucets. So retro." He turned on all the faucets and Gar slipped on the water.
Tim tried to hit him with a Bo staff. "Limbo time." He said going under it. Paper hit Tim in the face. Someone threw balls on the floor he dodged them. "Ha, you can't catch me that easy." He fell after Nightwing punched him in the stomach. Dick bound his hands together then his feet.
"Now that was crash." Said Dick.
"For you maybe." Said Bart. "Me I'm totally feeling the mode."
The scene shifted. "You're a tourist from the future?" said Tim.
"Woah, Bart's from the future!" said Don.
"Why so surprised?" asked Bart. "Half the meat at comic con are from my era." Tim studied him "Look, look, look. Guys we should all be friends. I'm really one of you, part of the heroic legacy, right? My name's Bart Allen. You know, grandson of Barry Allen, the Flash."
"What!" Don and Dawn yelled at the same time.
"I hope he's yours," said Dawn.
"He's probably yours," scoffed Don.
"Either way, it's going to be very awkward talking to him ever again," said Dawn.
"Yep," agreed Don.
"Wait, you guys are Uncle Barry's kids, are you also Iris's?" asked Wally Sr.
"Yep," said Don.
"Doesn't that make you guys my cousins?"
"Yep," said Dawn.
"Noted. Not believed, but noted." Said Garfeild.
"What's not to believe? I've clearly got flash's speed, amazing good looks. Frankly, I can't wait to meet him. You know, back in his prime." Said Bart.
"Well, Bart, coming all the way from the future, you must have worked up quite a thirst." Said Dick.
"This definitely sounds like a trick," said Shawn.
"Thanks," he said and took a drink. "Oh, ah, you're trying to get a DNA sample, you need my spit." He spit into the cup. "That's such a Dick Grayson thing to do."
Tim's eyes widened. "How did-?"
"See I know stuff only a future boy would know. Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Garfield Logan."
"Wait, Garfield Logan, that kid from Bialia?" asked Dick.
"Did I do that to him?" M'gann asked slightly horrified.
"You mean your name's Tim, and yours is Dick?" Garfield said grimacing.
"Oops. Spoilers. This secret identity thing is so retro. I mean you can call me Impulse, or Bart, or Bart Allen, or Bart Impulse Allen. It's all crash." Bart rambled.
"Is it possible he might actually be telling the truth? Could he really be from the future?" asked Tim.
"Tell us something we don't know yet. When do I become leader of the team? When do I join the justice league? When do I get my own reality series?" Beast boy demanded.
"He really has high expectations, doesn't he?" said Artemis.
"Sorry, BB, never was the best history student. Besides, we can't risk altering the time stream. We do that we're all feeling the mode." Said Bart.
"And the mode would be bad?" asked Beast boy.
"Doesn't get any worse. Always better to crash the mode." Said Bart.
"Uh, noted?" said Garfield.
"His slang is weird," said Shana.
Recognized Malcolm Duncan 8-1-0 said the computer. "Ooh, sounds like a door opening somewhere. And that's my cue." Said Bart as he shifted his molecules out of the handcuffs.
"He can shift his molecules, no fair!" said Wally.
"Bye-bye." He ran to the door "Hi, Mal. Bye Mal." He said as he passed him.
"Don't worry, the Peregrine falcon is the world's fastest bird. He won't get away." Beast boy said as he turned into a falcon and chased after Bart.
"Doesn't stand a chance, does he?" asked Tim.
"Nope. Impulse is too fast. But at least we can track him." Said Dick pulling up a holographic screen.
"You planted a tracer? It'll fall off at his speed." Said Tim.
"It won't. He drank it." Said Nightwing.
"Subcutaneous micro tracker in the water. Nice." Said Tim.
"It's weird how casually he said that," said Wally Sr.
"Thanks. He's making a beeline for central city." He took out a phone. "Hey, need your help."
"You think he called me?" Wally Sr. asked.
The scene changed. "Happy Anniversary!" yelled a few voices.
"Barry, you and Iris never forget." Said Jay.
"You kidding, Jay? We idolize you two." Said Barry. "70 years of marriage is quite the achievement."
"The real achievement is how Joan's put up with me for that long." Jay said kissing her cheek.
Barry's phone rang. "Just a sec." He answered the phone leaving the door open. "Barry Allen. What kind of impulse? Another speedster? He says he's my what?" Bart then ran through the open door.
"Your Grandson. Ha! Bart Allen, AKA Impulse, and I'm your grandson from the future. Pretty crash, huh?" Bart said then hugged his grandfather. "I've always dreamed of doing this. I mean when you were young and I didn't have to worry about breaking you, gramps."
"Oh, he's definitely hiding something," said Zatanna.
Then he ran to Iris. "Hey, grandma." He hugged her. "Love you too." Then he ran to Jay and Joan. "You must be the Garricks. That makes you, like, my honorary great grandparents." Then he hugged them.
"Uh, Barry, something you've been meaning to tell us?" asked Jay.
"What? No." said Barry. "This kid is not my grandson, from the future or any… when. Heck, Iris and I don't even have kids."
"Um, Barry." Said Iris.
"What?"
"I'm pregnant."
"What?"
Everyone laughed.
"I found out this morning. I was going to tell you tonight. In private."
Bart waved at her stomach. "Hi, dad. Hi, Aunt Dawn."
"Ha! I told you!" yelled Dawn.
"Ugh, this is going to be so awkward when we get home," said Don
"Wait, there are two in there?" asked Barry.
"We're having twins?!" said Iris.
"Oops. Spoilers." Said Bart.
"Careful, kid. If you are what you say you are, revealing too much would crash the whole time stream." Wally said as he entered the house.
"Crash it. If only." Said Bart said to himself.
"I wonder what his agenda is." said Artemis.
A/N: I got tired of writing so I'm making this scene into two parts. Please review.
