Lady Palutena farted a big brassy tuba toot that echoed as Toadette and Tiny Kong entered The Room, the two girls looking a bit worried.
"Hey, girls, why all the frowns so suddenly?" Palutena asked as she was sitting on the green couch, wearing green jeans as she had her hands on her hips, farting out several more trombone toots as she sighed of relief.
Tiny Kong pulled up her sweatpants after letting out her own brassy fart. "Well, we haven't really been training, and we heard about the Hot Topic Krew getting a new member..."
"...is that so?" Palutena stated as she leaned forward, glancing at her butt to see her fart turning the part of the couch she was sitting on brown. "Well then, we better get ready and train. We don't want to be shown up by those edgy losers."
"...isn't one of your kids there?" Toadette remarked as she wrapped her arms around the back of her pink mushroom cap. "I would think that you would care about your own son."
Palutena's smile disappeared from her face as her big brassy fart got quieter, making her hold her hands together. "...You're right. Every night, I often think to myself, how could I have let poor Dark Pit join that vile club?" She sighed as she then left, to go change her underwear, having been surprisingly made depressed.
Tiny Kong folded her arms together as she glared at Toadette. Toadette meekly shrugged in her defense.
"What? I was just curious as to what Palutena thought of her kids!" Toadette exclaimed in defense for herself.
"...Whoa." Fox McCloud stated as he squinted his eyes, waking up as he was lying on the smooth green grass.
"What's wrong?" Lucario asked, both of them in the mansion's indoor garden.
Fox shook his head as he blinked. "I could have sworn that Claus and the Villager were with us, and that Lana came back..."
"...must be your imagination remembering the original team." Lucario replied as he then got a call from Yoshi. "Huh? What is it?"
"I got a mission for you big guys, since you don't seem to be doing anything," Yoshi stated, talking in a voice similar to Bane. "I want you to go and destroy the mall... WITH NO SURVIVORS."
Lucario squinted his eyes as he cringed at hearing Yoshi's failed attempt at Baneposting. "Ugh... you want us to wreck a mall?"
"OF COURSHE." Yoshi replied as he cleared his throat. "My boss... I mean, I am moving all of you to Operation: Demolition Mall. You have exactly a week to do it."
Lucario blinked as Yoshi hung up the phone, with Fox approaching him.
"Something's up, Luke?" Fox asked, his arms folded.
Lucario nodded, turning to Fox. "Yeah... Yoshi has a task for us. He wants us to demolish a mall."
Fox folded his arms as he had a shocked look on his face. "How are we gonna do that?"
"All right, Villager..." Claus stated as he faced the Villager, with several metal clones behind him. "Our time to get Lucas back and challenge the Cute Toot House is at hand. Are you ready?"
"Actually, his name is Vinny." Fastidious Beaver pointed out.
Claus blasted the droopy sounding beaver from Sonic Boom with a PK Fire, sighing as he closed his eyes, with the Villager simply silently laughing. "The things I put up with..."
"Ugh... damn it..." Dark Pit groaned angrily as he was trying to get his erection down.
"What's wrong this time?" Lucina asked as she approached Dark Pit.
Dark Pit sighed, turning his head to Lucina. "I'm thinking of that gassy green goddess again."
"...Isn't she your mom?" Lucina questioned, folding her arms.
Dark Pit bit his lips as he groaned. "Yes... but I get that... funny feeling every time she fucking farts..."
Lucina took a glance at Dark Pit's erection through his clothing, then smirked as she glanced up at the black winged angel. "I know what will make you feel better..."
Dark Pit could only scream in angst and pain as Lucina farted on him.
Meanwhile with the Pink Peers, its pink themed members - Toadette, Princess Peach Toadstool, Amy Rose, Nana, and Jigglypuff - were all formulating on how to get back at all the major clubs present, willing to take a stand for themselves and everything colored pink.
"All right, we got the Cute Toot House to worry about, but we also have the Hot Topic Krew, and all the other clubs!" The Pink Peers' Toadette stated as she sprawled a picture of all the various different clubs occupying their universe. "Anyone have any ideas on who we should attack?"
"I heard that the club with Shrek in it got attacked by a good team with Captain America and Spider Man on it," The Pink Peers' Jigglypuff stated as she adjusted her nurse cap. "In fact, I spotted them earlier, and helped them heal back to normal."
"Well isn't that peachy?" Peach stated as she farted a loud tuba toot, shaking the entire room as she blushed. "Well, RIP my panties..."
Amy was shifting through her various tarot cards as she was used to Peach being disgusting. "Anyway we might be able to... get into talks with them?"
"I don't know about that, but..." Nana burped after eating through several rounds of lettuce she pulled out of her pink colored parka, "There's a club full of nothing but Links! Maybe we can drive the others back with pink and green!"
"I like the way you think, Nana!" Toadette stated as she took a carrot and began munching on it. "In fact, that's what we're gonna do! We'll try and get into cahoots with the Link club and the club with Spider Man and Captain America in it!"
"Yeah!" All the other pink girls chimed in agreement, as they placed all their hands in and pulled away, with Peach farting again.
Wario, specifically the one of the CTH universe, sighed as he was looking through several cards. King K. Rool walked over to him.
"Something bothering you, Wario?" K. Rool asked, adjusting his golden crown.
Wario sighed as he nodded his head, turning to K. Rool. "Yeah... ever since that different version of me from this alternate dimension came, I've been feeling out of it. I don't know what to make of the situation."
K. Rool shrugged as he shook his head. "Well... don't think about it. Can't be that hard, right?"
Wario sighed as he shook his head, not feeling comforted by the crocodile king at all.
"Man, when are we gonna do some real evil?" Complained King DeDeDe as he was being tired of being a useless piece of crap.
"Soon, mah boi," Dr. Wily stated as he was making several new robots. "We have to give those CTH losers and MMM bastards a chance to stand up against the HTK."
"Where is that shitty excuse of a brigade, anyway?" Roy asked, still feeling sour from the entire ordeal.
Dr. Wily shrugged as he shook his head. "Oh, they went to the Mad Monster Mansion. Said that it was there secondary base, or something."