"You know, I wonder how my subway bar is doing," King Bowser Koopa stated as he was walking down the hallway.

Toadette gasped, running up to the Koopa King. "Tahaya! No way! You have a subway bar!?"

"Yeah, I do." Bowser stated as he smiled, placing his hands on his hips while tilting his head back. "I run and own it along with mah boi, BJ."

"...So..." Toadette trailed on as she touched her fingertips together. "...whre is it?"

Bowser's eyes lit up with confusion as he shifted his eyes left from right. "Well, right now it's a secret. Only a select few know where it is."

"I know where it is-a," Mario stated as he was munching on a sub sandwich that he incidentally got from Bowser's fiery subway bar. "It's located in-"

Bowser punched Mario in the face, with Toadette gasping in shock as Lady Palutena farted, shaking the entire foundation of the mansion as the others fell on their butts, with Palutena giggling as she continued farting brassy tuba toots, fanning the air with her right hand.

"Sorry! I've been holding these babies in all day, and it was time to let them out!" Palutena stated above her brassy butt orchestra, leaning down to face Bowser. "So, what's this about a new subway bar you have?"

Bowser glanced at the flatulent Goddess of Light, then at Toadette as he sighed. "Fine... promise not to tell anyone. I'm still trying to get it going."

Glancing at each other, Toadette and Palutena looked back down at Bowser, nodding their heads. Bowser appreciated this token of understanding, getting up and explaining to the girls where his new fast food business was, all while Palutena conveniently farted to block out sound.

"I wonder what stupid nonsense is gonna happen today," Silver stated as he was taking a stroll through Seaside Hill, only to spot various Kaizo Mario traps installed all around Seaside Hill, particularly in the area leading up to Walutena's fortress. "What the fuck...?"

"Don't worry, fish sticks, I'm coming!' Chrom exclaimed as he dashed to the fortress, not afraid of the invivisble coin blocks, Chain Chomps, Chargin' Chucks, flamethrowers, muncher plants, bullet bills, or invisible dolphins that were popping up everywhere.

"...I gotta contact the Memesters." Silver stated as he checked where the MemeMemeMeme Brigade was, locating them to be at the Mad Monster Mansion.

Speaking of which...

"...So, Chrom is so in love with fish sticks, he got this memo that there are fish sticks at this weird black fortress in Seaside Hill?' Fox commented as he folded his arms together.

"Aye." Shulk stated as he stood up, clenching his left fist. "We have to go there now! Who knows what will happen to him if we leave him to do chrome things!"

"Okay." Ness stated as he farted loudly, blushing as everyone glared at him, the PSI boy rubbing the back of his head with his right hand. "Sorry... Palutena has been giving been tooting lessons in order for me to be a cute toot." He let out another bassy explosion of gas.

"Kid, leave Palutena to the farting." Frederick stated as he pounded his fists. "Right now, we have to go and rescue my lord!"

"I'm right there with you," Ike stated as he munched on some chicken nuggets he got from Wendy's.

"Right," Captain Falcon stated as he posed heroically, nodding. "Let's go and get Chrom back, before-"

"MARTH, STOP RUBBING SHULK'S BUTT!" Nikki snapped as she slapped Marth across the face, with Shulk blushing and gawking in disbelief.

Bayonetta chuckled as she placed her right hand over her mouth. "I don't know... I found it cute."

"Ugh, yaoi." The Inkling stated as she stuck her tongue out, squirting ink in disgust.

"Guys, focus! We have to rescue Chrom!" Falco stated in his Brooklyn accent as he whistled, summoning the largest landmaster in the world, with it being purple colored as the driver was... Ridley?

"They couldn't loan us the GUN Truck this time," Ridley explained as he motioned his right hand, wearing sunglasses. "Hop in!"

"Okay!" Ness exclaimed.

Donkey Kong punched Ness in the stomach as he growled, with the others also being annoyed. The Memesters, plus Fox and Ness, all jumped in, with Ridley driving the big landmaster out of the Mad Monster Mansion, with Ness farting again, much to everyone's annoyance.