Lady Palutena farted as she fanned away her smelly brass gas, sitting on the couch she wrecked with her deep pitched tuba toots, turning on the television.
"I wonder if Yoshi has us doing anything else..." Palutena thought to herself as she raised the volume on her television set, so that her farting wouldn't be a bigger presence for once. "Ah, whatever."
"And now, we return to Fanfiction Theater, where today's episode covers a Pokemon fanfic called 'You'll Get A Chance', in which a certain male trainer fights one of the members of the Unova Elite Four, while some of his team members wonder if they'll get a chance to be used, pondering their thoughts at the same time their lead partner dukes it out." Stated the announcer, with the scene changing.
"Oh, I'm glad I caught this in time!" Palutena stated as she leaned forward, letting out as many bassy poots as possible so that she wouldn't fart during the show, of which began to play.
Krookodile roared as he got on his feet, rushing towards the Bronzong. The Bronzong merely laughed as he floated above Krookodile, who turned around and pounded his fists together. The Bronzong fired a Charge Beam at Krookodile, but Krookodile shook it off, standing proud and tall. On the sidelines watching the battle between their male trainer and Elite Four Member Caitlin were Zebstrika, Zoroark, Lilligant, Gothitelle, and Liepard, who all took it easy as Krookodile led the battle, having beaten three of Caitlin's Pokemon already.
"Wow. Krookodile isn't breaking a sweat." Gothitelle mentioned as she sipped some tea.
Lilligant sighed as she folded her leafy arms together, shaking her head. "Yeah… I'm kind of jealous."
Gothitelle paused, glancing briefly at Lilligant. "Jealous? Of Krookodile? Surely you jest."
Lilligant tossed her arms down as she turned to Gothitelle. "I'm jealous because he's the strongest out of all of us. Yes, I know that Zoroark has the exact same attack stats and more speed, but Krookodile can effectively use a STAB Earthquake to murder anything that's weak to ground types."
"Yeah… I guess that's a good reason to be jealous." Gothitelle murmured as she thought about it, continuing to sip her tea.
Liepard laughed, popping her feline head in between Gothitelle and Lilligant. "Don't worry about it! We'll soon achieve level 100 and be strong just like him!"
"Yeah… just like him…" Lilligant and Gothitelle both muttered at the same time, watching Bronzong crash and tumble on the ground.
Caitlin smiled as she looked up, clapping for the male trainer. "Not bad at all, kid. But I still have a trick or two up my sleeve…" She then took out her fifth Pokeball and summoned her Gothitelle, pointing at the Krookodile. "Gothitelle, show no mercy!"
Catlin's Gothitelle nodded as she summoned psychic waves around her. Gothitelle gasped as she realized that she could be up to bat, but then remembered that Zoroark had this covered. With Krookodile taking a back seat, Zoroark stepped onto the psychic field, shrugging off the aura as he dashed towards Caitlin's Gothitelle. The Gothitelle fired several thunderbolts, but Zoroark managed to shake them off, dashing faster than the blink of an eye. Zoroark then popped right behind Caitlin's Gothitelle, using Façade to knock her down. As Caitlin's Gothitelle groaned in pain, holding her stomach with her right hand, Zoroark slashed away using Night Slash, easily fending off Caitlin's Gothitelle. Caitlin grumbled a bit as she sent out her final Pokemon, which was the same Musharna she first sent out against the trainer's Krookodile.
Lilligant sighed again as she was patted on the right shoulder by Krookodile, who simply grinned at her. Lilligant turned her head to face Gothitelle, Liepard, and Zebstrika, who all nodded their heads. Feeling a bit more copnfident in herself, Lilligant awaited the day that she would finally be ready to battle to her best potential, as Zoroark finished off the Musharna, capping a victory for the male trainer against Caitlin, who admitted defeat.
Palutena smiled as the program ended, letting out a huge wet fart as she sighed of relief. "Phew! I kept that one in the entire time! Hopefully it doesn't stink up the room again..."
Toadette and Tiny Kong were at Donkey Kong Island, looking directly at the wrecked remains of K. Rool's mechanical island, the two girls having traveled across all the worlds of Donkey Kong 64.
"You wonder what Pal is doing?" Tiny Kong asked as she turned her head to Toadette.
Toadette nodded, her arms wrapped around the back of her pink mushroom cap. "Yeah, actually. Knowing her, she's probably watching Fanfiction Theater right now. It's a really popular show, and I can see why."
"Ooh, I hope we get to see that when we get back!" Tiny stated as the two continued to chat amongst each other, watching the sun set.
"Thank you again for your services, Mr. Dry Bowser." Shrek stated as he shook hands with Dry Bowser, the two being at the League of Super Evil headquarters. "I know it might be ogre bearing for you, big guy, but we here appreciate you taking the time to crash here, with no survivors." He chuckled.
"It's no problem. After all, I didn't get to bring friends... although I should tell you guys something." Dry Bowser stated as he motioned his skeletal right hand to himself, with Shrek leaning in as the boney reptile muttered, "There are things about the Cute Toot House, MemeMemeMeme Brigade, and the Hot Topic Krew that are not what they seem..."
Meanwhile, the real Shadow The Hedgehog was watching from one of the cliffs overlooking the LoSE headquarters, his arms folded as he was keeping a close distance to Dry Bowser.
"Just what are you up to...?" Shadow murmured as he was suspicious about Dry Bowser's actions.
Mario managed to get some communication configured with his headset, communicating with Luigi and Dr. Mario. "All right-a, I managed to get this thing hooked up-a..."
"Good. Now we can discuss the plan revolving around that great brawl at the mall." Luigi stated, being in a private part of the Hot Topic Krew headquarters.
"I concur. Both of your clubs will have to fight, while my club keeps a watchful eye from the distance," Dr. Mario stated, being in his private secluded part of the League of Super Evil headquarters.
"Great-a, then the plan is understood throughout." Mario remarked as he adjusted his red cap. "Doc will keep a watchful eye. Luigi, you and I will have to put our best performance-a to the test-a."