Black Canary was standing on a training system. "I consider it an honor to be your teacher, I'll throw a lot at you, everything I've learned from my own mentors, and my own bruises." She said taking off her jacket.
"Oh, it's this," said Wally Sr. blushing a little. Dick smirked.
"What happened?" asked M'gann.
"The job." Said Canary. "Now, combat is about controlling conflict, putting the battle on your own terms. You should always be acting never reacting. I'll need a sparring partner."
Wally put his head down in shame.
"Right here, yeah." Said Wally who was eating a banana. "After this," he said throwing the banana away. "I'll show you my moves."
"Baywatch!" Artemis said hitting her boyfriend.
Canary punched him then knocked him down with a sweep. "Ow, that hurts so good."
Artemis face palmed.
"Now, did anyone see what he did wrong?" asked Canary.
Robin raised his hand. "Ooh, he hit on teacher and got served!"
Dick smirked. People laughed.
"Dude!" said KF.
The scene changed. Miss Martian, Batgirl, Bumblebee, and Wonder girl were sitting in the bioship. Nightwing was on the screen.
"Is that Babs?" Dick asked Ferra.
"Yep," she said.
"And Caren?" asked M'gann.
"Yeah, that's her." Said Lisha.
"Who's the blonde?" asked Wally.
"That's my mom, Cassie, or Wonder girl, I guess." Said Shana.
"Investigating the origin of the bomb that destroyed the Crolotean invasion force is still a high priority. We suspect the bomb may have been smuggled to earth via Boom tube. Watchtower sensors scans in Bialya have recorded an uptake in Boom tube activity. Alpha squad, your mission is..." he was then cut off by Cassie.
"To sneak behind enemy lines, recon known boomtube hotspots and find alien tech matching the bomb, ooh, and don't get caught,." Cassie said changing to stealth gear. "Or create an international incident, right?"
"She definitely reminds me of Shana," said Lian.
"That about covers it." Said Nightwing.
"Simon?" M'gann asked with a scowl.
"I have confirmation Bialyan telepathic enforcer is still catatonic in a Quaracy hospital… after his last encounter with… you." Said Nightwing. "But Bialya's dictator, Queen Bee is another story, her ability to control the minds of men is why Alpha is an all-female squad for this mission."
"Oh, really? Would you have felt the need to justify an all-male squad for a given mission?" asked Batgirl.
"Definitely sounds like Babs," said Dick with a sigh.
Ferra smirked.
Nightwing coughed awkwardly. "Umm… th...there's no right answer for that… uh… is there? So, Nightwing out." The screen disappeared.
"Wow, dude, that reaction." Said Wally Sr. as he laughed.
"Queen Bee isn't the only one who knows how to mess with a man's mind," said Barbara. Then they all started laughing.
As did the viewers.
A/N: I had to do those moments, they're hilarious. Please review. And Artemis wasn't on the team yet for that first one so it would be new to her.