The Cute Toot House, Hot Topic Krew, and MemeMemeMeme Brigade were all still fighting, with Lady Palutena farting occasionally to make the edgy HTK members feel woozy, and in Dark Pit's case aroused, with Yoshi laughing his 'hahas' after sniffing his Yoshi eggs, his boss Icarus smirking as they prepared to arrive on the scene to crash this battle, WITH NO SURVIVORS.
"I'm so sick of your shit!" Viridi snapped upon trying to drop reset bombs on the green haired goddess while letting loose her nature calls. "I'm better than you in every way; even when it comes to making methane!"
"Oh shut up; even your smelly big butt is nothing compared to my stinky sharts." Palutena responded upon grabbing the bratty goddess and sticking her up her brap blaster for she proceeded to unload a sulfur scented amount of thunderous tuba toots onto her. "See what I mean now?"
Viridi screamed for tears formed in her eyes from the fart gas being expelled onto her face while she herself also fired off the rump rockets. "This isn't fair; lemme go!"
"Oh why won't you return to us so we don't have to fight like this!" Ness cried with tears forming in his eyes upon using PK fire in conjunction with his farting for he burnt his friend Lucas. "We miss having you on our side!"
"B-because I didn't get it clearer from our earlier encounters but genuinely I honestly don't like what you stand for you friggin' weirdos...!" Lucas responded with his own PK poots while trying to reflect with his psybeams that wasn't that effective. "You have 0 clue on how frickin' annoying it can be!"
Alas this quite serious yet simultaneously silly brawl would go on for quite a while; watching this from the distance was Dr. Mario who was calculating on just what to do or make of this situation all while Shrek carefully ate an onion since he realized that this battle had layers to it, still unaware that the lover he felt that casted a shadow over him was actually not in the battle.
"Have the clones been made?" Evil Marc asked his hypnotized minion as he was in his dingy, edgy lair in his transformed city.
"Yes, your highness." Stated a mind controlled Klungo for he raised the remote. "We managed to get bits of the 'Cute Toot House' members in the future, otherwise known as the 'Heroes of Light'." He then pressed a button, to reveal clones of Palutena, Pit, Ness, Paula, Megaman, Zelda, Link, Toadette, Tiny Kong, Sonic, Jigglypuff, Mario, and Fox all stepping out.
"Good, yes this is indeed good..." Evil Marc chuckled sinisterly while he tapped his fingers together. "And luckily, I happen to have made several copies of myself, in case the idiots destroying my precious towers somehow manage to ruin my plan. I will not go down easily!" He then laughed as he prepared for his time to shine.
"This is the Smash News!" Exclaimed a black colored Falco Lombardi as he was with a black clothed Captain Falcon. "The clubs are all still fighting, and the city of Station Square is in ruins!"
"That's right! We also have reports of Fourside, AKA Melee City, holding some very suspicious activity! Sources don't declare exactly what!" The black Captain Falcon reported.
The mayor of Station Square, Professor Oak, looked at the TV with despair, being underground with all the other government officials running the city.
"Oh, this is bad... but I must keep my people calm." Prof. Oak remarked as he rubbed his chin. "This isn't the time to use fear... that comes later."
Dry Bowser was grilling juicy hamburgers for the citizens of the Jublife City in the Sinnoh region upon noticing the battle of the mall on the television screens atop the highest points of the metropolis. "You can't be serious: what are those clowns up to this time...?"
"Beats me." Professor Rowan murmured while looking through his studied papers. "But something tells me that it's not well."
Giratina suddenly emerged nearby while in his normal form for he was quick to transform into his Origin Forme upon firing his Pokemon attacks at a bunch of trainers trying to catch him. "Should I go over there to get the situation sorted out?"
"Perhaps not; it might make the situation worse arguably." Said by the Pokemon Sinnoh Champion Cynthia who was standing in the crowd amid herself while farting herself with a look of curiosity on her look. "This isn't good but I am quite interested in this situation..."
Doctor Emmett Brown stepped out of his DeLorean time machine as he looked around, to see all of Station Square in ruin. Having taken a quick trip to the 'Melee City' that was actually Earthbound's Fourside, he was in disbelief at all the chaos that had ensued.
"Great Scott!" Doc Brown exclaimed as he looked around with his binoculars, not believing what he was seeing. "This is worse than I thought! The space time continuum is being wrecked by all this fighting! I must find some way to restore it!" He then rubbed his chin. "But how...?"
Suddenly, he heard a nearby radio play in a destroyed car, with it detailing the battle going on between the three biggest clubs. Gasping, Doc Brown immediately jumped into his DeLorean, driving off as he then blasted through time, realizing this could be his chance to save everyone.
The CTH universe Arceus in the future watched as the members of the Resistance and future Dry Bowser go through the warp portal, with the Arceus from the WWE appearing in front of him.
"Oh, hey WWE Arceus. Something is concerning you?" CTH Arceus asked his alternate dimensional self.
"Yes. A group of villains are planning to revive this 'Death Hand' and it's going to ruin the entire universe that bounds our alternate realms together," WWE Arceus explained to CTH Arceus.
"This is worse than I feared..." CTH Arceus remarked as he shook his head, looking back up at his other self. "We must find a way to stop this, and fast."
WWE Arceus nodded in agreement, with both of the Arceus disappearing from the spot.
"Fools..." Stated an elderly figure in dark clothing, a smirk on his old face as he looked at the dark subspace manner forming the Master Core. "They have no idea that I'm playing all of them as my puppets... my perseverance for unlimited power shall bring... all alternate dimensions... peace..." He began to chuckle, then delved into a cackle as he moved his fingertips in a creepy manner.