Day Twelve Shade

[A/n: so I have never once used this term or said 'throwing shade' I've said being shady as in weird and or creepy but never throwing shade… like several things I see not the point to use it.]

Summary: um… I got nothing. Seriously I'm just going to start randomly typing and see what happens.

They went to a bar, which was rare, but it was nice, they were with their friends. Each of them might have had too much to drink, they weren't together, but he didn't hate her. She was still angry even if he had returned. Naturally with their guards lowered and tongues loose they took to insulting one another, Sakura more vocally than Sasuke.

He had enough; he was tired of her insults, of her insinuations of things, of her speaking utter stupid nonsense. So with a growl he dragged her from the bar as she protested somewhat weakly. Once they were outside he had her trapped against a wall their alcohol laden breaths mixing as she pouted her eyes set in a soft glare.

"What…" she asked her arms crossed

"Why are you acting like an ass… that's Naruto's job." He replied and she shrugged

"Cause you're a douche and I called you out… you mad bro?" she laughed and he let out a low growl

"You don't mean those things."

"Think that I don't?" she barked a laugh "I know you Uchiha." She leaned closer "I know more about you than you'd like me to." She smirked

"Come," he commanded grabbing her wrist and started to drag her away from the bar. She followed along unable to release herself from his iron grip.

"Where are you taking me?" she asked

"Home, you're drunk you need to sleep…" was the only reply she got. And he did, he brought her back to his house. He sat her on the guest bed and by the time he had returned with something for her to change into she was asleep. He sighed and removed her shoes before tucking her in.

Several hours passed and he woke finding her cuddled against him he didn't bother to move her.

Come morning he woke her up finally and she grumbled something he couldn't make out.

"For someone who was insulting me, and saying I have the emotional capacity of a rock last night you seem to like cuddling with one." He smirked and her hand felt its way up his chest to his face and covered his mouth.

"I was drunk… didn't mean all of it." She whispered and quickly found herself trying to fall asleep again. Sasuke chuckled lifting her hand and kissing the knuckles gently

"Good because we both know the micro-penis is a lie." She made a distressed sound and hid her face. "You're the one who did my last physical." He smirked and again the hand tried to silence him.

"If you don't shush now I'll find a way…" she said peering up at him through a mop of pink hair.

"Uh huh and how are you going to do that Sa-ku-ra?" he asked and soon she was kissing him, gently, sleepily, but she was kissing him. She pulled back

"Apparently like that…" she laughed and curled up next to him again.

[a/n: yeah I tried… did I fail probably but I attempted!]