"So what kind of pizza you all want?" Tony asked.
"Just let us do the thinking while you get over about the lady problem." Bruce smirked at Tony and started dialling the phone.
~oOo~
On the dinner table, piles of all kind of pizza fill the middle table with the delicious smell of the cheese and other ingredients is making Thor almost drooling in temptation to eat before anyone can.
Loki sit beside Thor, looking at the pizza with disinterest, start to pet his kitten instead.
"Is Loki allowed to eat pizza?" Steve asked, frowning at the bored look of Loki.
"For now, he can't really eat that. He has to go off the milk diet which is in two years' time." Bruce replied.
"May I be reminded why are we looking at the pizza in front of us, instead of eating it?" Natasha asked.
"We need to wait for Tony." Steve said.
"It is Lady Tony." Thor emphasizes with a serious face. "You never want to offend any lady in Asgard or other world's one."
Loki starts to look even more bored than ever, stop petting the kitten and starts to slowly nod off to sleep.
"Look, Loki is sleeping." Steve said quietly. The ladies sigh at the cute sight of Loki napping.
"So cute!" All of them, having the first same thought together for the first time.
Everyone continues to look at the napping god of mischief and got a shock when Tony… 'Ahem' Lady Tony just slammed the door.
Loki's head snapped up and looked around frantically before looking pretty tired again.
"Tony!" Pepper squeaked with anger.
"But he is now a ..."
"I AM NOT A LADY, THOR!"
Hel smirked at Tony's angry face.
"Welcome to the ladies world." Hel said with a smirk.
"FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING, I AM NOT A LADY!" Tony yelled.
"Just shut up, Tony. Let's just eat the pizza. It's getting cold. You took long enough for the dust to all collect on the pizza." Clint said angrily, grabbing a BBQ chicken pizza.
Tony quickly shut his mouth and grumpily sat down, grabbing a slice of pizza.
Hel looks at the unknown food warily and starts poking it cautiously.
"That is a migardian food. It is delicious and interesting. You can try to bite and stretch it away from your teeth, and it seems to grow longer and longer!" Thor replies cheerfully, before stuffing his mouth full of pizza.
"Thor, stop stuffing your mouth like that. You may get chocked." Jane said, before daintily (to Thor) taking her pizza.
Everyone happily nibbled on the pizza and starts chatting softly.
Loki's head hit the table and started to snore softly.
"I think maybe we waited for Tony too long."
~oOo~
"I don't remember my brother looking this cute before in my life…" Thor said softly after putting Loki to bed.
"No, he is the cutest and best father in the world unlike some insignificant insect who is still unhappy over a small thing." Hel declares with a smirk.
Tony looks grumpily at Hel and said nothing. 'He' went to the
"For once, it may have been the raging hormones." Bruce said, cleaning his spectacles.
Tony scowls even more, curling up in a fetal position.
"Cheer up, Tony. It is not that bad about being a lady for a while. Anyway it is not like being permanent, right?" Pepper said, patting on Tony's back.
Tony angrily storms away from Pepper back into his room.
"How long is he going to be a lady? This is feeling like centuries of whining and complains from him… no… her now." Clint whined.
"Maybe I should make it permanent since that insect is not appreciative about it." Hel said with a scowl.
"I don't think it make things any better, Hel." Jane said with a sigh, settling down to sit beside Thor.
"Maybe I should get him some sweet things to cheer him up." Steve sighed and went to the kitchen to get some chocolate.
"But he is a -"
"Shut up, Thor!" Tony yelled from his room.
~oOo~
Tony scowls at her room and went to her own personal bar in his bedroom to get a drink.
"I hate being a lady. It is just so annoying. When am I ever going to change back seriously? One year or two year? Or maybe it becomes permanent! Then what am I going to do…" Tony thought with a glass of white wine, not noticing the door being open.
"Tony?" Steve asked, opening the door and peeking in.
Tony, getting the shock of her life, dropped her glass.
"Oops, sorry. I didn't mean to scare you." Steve said, blushing a bit and quickly walked to pick up the pieces of glass.
"It's okay and no need to pick up the pieces of glass. Jarvis, vacuum cleaner." Tony replied with a smirk.
'Hmm, I just remember Steve is a virgin. So it is the best time to TEASE him!' Tony thought with an evil grin on her face.
Steve looks at the automatic vacuum cleaner cleaning the floor in amazement and didn't notice the evil plan of Tony for him.
~oOo~
…
'I need to go to the toilet urgently.'
The first thing Loki thought when he woke up.
Loki looks around the bedroom and wants to go to his bathroom but…
He just realise someone just locked it. (Tony's revenge!)
Loki looks unhappily at the door, thinking that any moment now it will open for him.
After standing for a while, Loki stomped his feet and glared at it defiantly, still expecting it to be a magical door which can open for him.
After waiting for a second, he decided to leave the room in search of another bathroom.
~oOo~
"Ohh, Steve!" Tony said with a smirk.
Steve, who is still admiring the vacuum cleaner, looks up and started to blush bright red like a tomato.
Tony dresses herself in a pretty low cut dress, exposing her back and showing off her breast.
"How you think of the dress?" Tony asked innocently, walking to stand beside Steve.
"Umm… It looks good…" Steve replied nervously, turning his head away with a blush.
"Oh really? How good is it?" Tony smiled evilly at Steve, stepping closer to Steve.
"It's quite good … Uhh… Tony. Maybe I should go and do some training." Steve said nervously, back stepping a few steps to the door, before breaking into a run for the door.
"Hmm, you my dear will not be going anywhere!" Tony said evilly, grabbing Steve's arm and pulling him towards her.
Due to the sudden jerk, Steve trips down, pulling Tony down with him. Then the most humiliating thing happens to Tony.
~oOo~
Loki walks down the hallway briskly and looks around frantically for a bathroom.
He then noticed a slightly open door and peeked in curiously…
To see Tony kissing Steve on the lips, both with wide eyes as they continued to lie there.
Loki looks at the scene for a while and wonders what they are doing. Then he remembers the important thing he currently needs to do.
~oOo~
Both Tony and Steve look at each other in shock as they lie on the floor together.
Tony quickly stands up and walk briskly to the bar immediately.
Steve sits up on the floor and blush brightly.
Then Loki suddenly dashed into the room and quickly entered the bathroom.
Awkward silence filled the room except for the sound in the bathroom. (There isn't a need to elaborate)
'Why did Loki choose this time to come for my bathroom? I swear that I will strangle that fellow later!' Tony thought angrily.
'Oh my goodness. What I should do? I just accidentally kiss Tony!' Steve thought, unable to think further in confusion about the kiss.
~oOo~
Sorry for the late update! Recently need to do so much stuff and school open. :( bad news for me. Anyway do u all like a festival version of kitten Loki as next chapter or story? Pls do review to tell me or sent private message!