Day Sixteen Cards against Humanity
[A/n: I love this game I play it a lot however I'm writing this on the day (shocker) with spotty internet and a dog constantly barking so I'm really sorry if it's just the after math maybe I'll redo it one day]
She was still giggling as they were walking back; they had all gotten together for the night and played an utterly horrible game. Naruto had suggested it but Sakura surprised the rookie 9 by having it. The highlights of the evening included 'How did I lose my virginity: winking at old people' and 'What would grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming: A fleshlight' to name a few.
Sasuke did completely find out for the first time that Sakura probably had the worst mind of all of them. It was shocking to him that his fiancé had such a dirty mind with a sick sense of humor and he was sighing as they walked back to their house.
"What?" she finally asked green eyes peering up at him.
"You're fucked up." His face was straight and the broad grin she replied with threw him off.
"I'm a medic I've seen some shit Sasuke… I have to be fucked up to deal with seeing that much figurative and literal shit…" she snorted and he chuffed a laugh.
"Why are there so many dick cards in that game…" he questioned and she smirked
"Because the bigger the dick the better it is," her voice was a smooth tone of jest and he let out a low primal growl as they arrived home.
"Oh I'll show you a bigger dick." He said which only ended up erupting a fit of giggles from the pink haired woman.
"But it's not black…" she chocked out and he faltered.
"Doesn't have to be," he purred in her ear.
The pair chatted about their favorites from the night until they slowly drifted off to sleep.
[I know I know its super short but I PROMISE the next few days are better, there's the continuation of 'watch the queen conquer' in 2 days and then again in like… a week… so look forward to that.]