Dry Bowser was looking through one of his science books as he glanced up, to see that Lady Palutena and Birdo were in front of him. "Oh, hello, ladies... can I help you with anything...?"
"Yeah, that Icarus guy just won't stop being mean to me!" Palutena remarked as she sniffled, rubbing her nose. "he keeps calling me Pale Tuna because I smell like fish!"
"And he keeps calling me a guy in an attempt to get me emotional." Birdo remarked as she seemed quite more annoyed, fixing up her red bow.
"Hmmm..." Dry Bowser remarked as he closed his science book, standing up and facing the two ladies. "What you need to do is just ignore him. He's been trying to get on everyone's bad case for a while. Don't let him get to you."
"Quite tally ho, he's right!" Principal Toadsworth exclaimed as he rode away on his mine cart, with Dry Bowser slapping his boney forehead as a huge crash was heard.
"...huh?" Dry Bowser remarked in confusion as he shook his boney head, noticing that he was still at the Pokemon Center. "I must have been on a snooze cruise, I guess."
"...WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?" Tiny Kong exclaimed as she scared everyone inside the Pokemon Center.
"Forget it. Let's just reunite the entire time and stop the space time continuum from collapsing on itself!" Doc Brown insisted as he pulled out some car keys, causing the DeLorean to smash into the Pokemon Center as he, Tiny Kong, and Toadette all got in.
"Should we come along?" Mario asked as he approached the DeLorean.
"No, Mario, this is our fight! Kind of." Toadette remarked, with the DeLorean backing out as it then zipped northward, leaving Slateport City.
"...Well, there goes our relevancy for the time being." WWE Lucario pointed out as he turned to the CTH Master Hand. "What should we do now?"
"...hope that the other clubs make their way to Hoenn, so we can fix this mess and stop this nightmare once and for all." Master Hand pointed out, fully realizing that he held a dark secret in the form of the supposed 'Death Hand'.
"Well... I actually have some... business to attend to." Dry Bowser remarked as he left the Pokemon Center, opening his cellphone as he noticed the green Barney The Dinosaur ripoff on the picture. "So, you got something important for me?"
"...yeah, I do." Yoshi whispered as he didn't want to be discovered, with Dr. Wily and Erwin walking and talking by. "Just get down here as fast as you can. We need some... 'repairs', if you will."
Dry Bowser shrugged. "So be it." He went back into the Pokemon Center to say his goodbye to the group, then made his way to Icarus' headquarters.
"Hmmm... look at all these trees..." Uncle Grandpa remarked while driving around the Hoenn region in his RV, gasping as he slapped his right hand on his face. "Wait a minute! I'm supposed to find the MemeMemeMeme Brigade!"
And then he went through a warp portal that took him straight to the Mad Monster Mansion.
"Argh! We haven't done anything of worth!" Bowser Junior groaned as he and Alph The Mexican were teleported to Petalburg City. "We need to make our mark known! Anyway to stage a comeback!?"
Alph just played around with his Pikmin, causing Bowser Jr. to slap his forehead in disapproval as he let out a loud sigh, shaking his head as he knew that this whole deal wasn't cutting out for him.
"All right, this is getting boring." Emperor Palpatine remarked as he clapped his hands together, smirking. "Time to shake things up."
Using his god mode Force powers, Palpatine made it so that the Hot Topic Krew (sans Dark Pit) was teleported to King Kong's Skull Island from 1933, with all of them rendered in black and white as they were on the jungle side of the prehistoric hellhole.
"What the hell!?" Greninja exclaimed as he glanced around, feeling shocked. "How did we get here from Hoenn!?"
"I suspect someone or something has tinkered with space... and forced us here," Tharja pointed out as she was disappointed with how bland she looked in a world without color.
"Whatever it is... we have to make our way out." Lucina stated as she pulled out her sword, feeling cautious. "Things don't look good here..."
"Well, we could approach that giant ass wall there." Luigi remarked as he pointed to the huge wall that was overlooking the tropical jungle, with birds flying by in the air as it was nighttime.
Lucas was going to comment when he screamed, being snatched up by King Kong, who somehow snuck behind the edgy group as they were caught off guard.
"Lucas!" The entire Hot Topic Krew called out.
"Help! As edgy as I am, I can't hurt a misunderstood monster like King Kong!" Lucas remarked as he tried struggling, which was not a good trick, with King Kong sniffing him as he then roared at the Hot Topic Krew, taking off, in classic stop motion animation style.
"Well let's not stand here like idiots!" Wolf O' Donnell snapped as he clenched his fists. "Let's go get blondie back!"
The others shouted in agreement as they began chasing after King Kong, only to come up against a mean Stegosaurus, who spotted them and made them out to be a threat... or food, as it clearly was interested in eating them, whacking its gigantic spiky tail at it, again in the old fashioned stop motion animation style.
Watching this, Palpatine laughed, as he was getting a weird vision of the original 1933 King Kong movie, with the Hot Topic Krew filling in for the Venture crew, and their leader Lucas filling in for the damsel in distress role filled by Ann Darrow.
Sonic The Hedgehog not only finally made his way back into the story after being inactive for a while, he panted as he was zipping up and down and all around the Hoenn region, wondering where could Palutena and the others be as he groaned.
"Man... I may be fast, but I don't feel like I'm going fast enough!" Sonic remarked in a huff as he was by Rustburo City, pausing as he turned around to hear some screams. "Huh? What the?"
Much to his surprise, he was witnessing Pit, who had a strange human like girl in his arms, running away from a bunch of generic ninjas, all who were lead by Naruto.
"Why can't you just leave us alone!?" Pit exclaimed as he tried not to fall off.
"You better BELIEVE that I'm gonna just fuck your shit up! I BELIEVE I can JUST DO IT!" Naruto remarked as he was spewing out memes like no tomorrow.
"Pit, I'm scared!" The girl admitted as she felt nervous.
"Don't worry, Lain, I won't let this ninja and his croonies hurt you!" Pit admitted to the girl named Lain as he screamed in pain from the ninja stars being fired into his back.
"...well, into the trash that ninja boy goes!" Sonic snapped, proceeding to help the cause, and by which he meant helping a fellow member of his clique as he wasn't gonna let some dumbass blonde ninja and other generic ninjas beat the hell out of his winged angel friend.
Falco Lombardi made a new tavern within the Mad Monster Mansion as he whistled, with the other Memesters playing the latest Splatoon Fest (which was loud or smelly, a fart themed one after Callie and Marie's farting contest), with Iago the parrot and Captain Falcon inside the tavern.
"I feel like we don't get enough use around here," Falco admitted as he poured some wine into the three empty glasses.
"Oh, you said it!" Iago remarked in his Gilbert Gottfried voice as he spread his red wings about. "All we do is just spout boring ass in jokes that completely fall apart due to no one getting them! It stinks! It sucks! It's a massive pile of shit!"
"All right, Iago, I think we get the message." Captain Falcon remarked as he took his glass of wine and sipped it. "I just wish we were relevant... somehow."
Falco and Iago nodded in agreement as they all had their glasses of wine, wondering when they would be propelled back into the action.
Lady Palutena farted as she and Godzilla were fighting, with the other Cute Toot House members cheering on as the wild Pokemon in the area watched Godzilla Vs. Palutena in front of their eyes, not believing the battle of the giants. Palutena smacked Godzilla down with her staff and then bent over to let out rotten brassy farts, only for Godzilla to lift his head up and blast her right in the gassy gas with an intense flaming blast of radioactivity, causing Palutena to scream in pain as she stopped, dropped, and rolled, with it not doing anything but causing the entire forest to catch on fire!
"Agh damn it, this isn't working out!" Palutena remarked as she tried fanning her farting, fiery ass with her staff, receiving several slashes to her chest by Godzilla. "Toon Link, go find the Memesters!"
Toon Link frowned in disappointment. "But Lady Palutena, why should I-"
"Just do it, okay!? We need all the help we can get!" Palutena snapped
Toon Link sighed in defeat as he clenched his fists. "if you insist..." Having some doubt, Toon Link took his leave as he went to find the MemeMemeMeme Brigade.
"All right, I think it's time we did something." Fox McCloud suggested as he was blasting Godzilla in the legs with his lasers from his gun.
"Do something? We're barely doing anything!" Ness exclaimed as he was firing his PK Fires and shooting his PK Thunders at the reptilian King of the Monsters.
"That's why I always bring my carton of icing. That way, I don't feel like I'm missing out." Aria Meloetta stated as she was sucking up some butterscotch icing, sucking it up as she already realized that it was no use.
"Drat!" Dick Dastardly exclaimed as he was completely covered in bandages, same with Muttley. "We're not making good progress here! We're going to need more cheats and schemes!"
Muttley chucked as the two were slammed on the head by Godzilla's tail, who was giving Palutena a wedgie... somehow.