As usual I do not own Sailor Moon ): And I do not own Childish Gambino... Yet because I could honestly marry him! haha. So anyways enjoy, and give me feedback. (: I'm trying to update as often as I can.
CHAPTER TWO
"Hey give that back!" Usagi shrieked as the lump some of pizza was swiftly ripped away from her warm and delicate hands.
"I'm looking out for you Odango, you might get even fatter," Mamoru thoughtlessly retorted. As soon as the words left his mouth he regretted them.
Usagi let go of her hold on the pizza and solemnly replied, "You're right, I am fat." She then wrapped her arms around her stomach in a self-conscious manner while leaning further into the couch and closer to Mamoru.
'Ah, fuck me,' Mamoru idly thought to himself while Motoki glared daggers into his back.
"Usagi you look amazing, you're not even close to being overweight! I will say you are curvaceous but that is a wonderful thing," Motoki chipped in from the other end of the couch.
Usagi gave him a small disbelieving smile, "Thanks Motoki, that means a lot to me, coming from you," she replied quietly while wrapping her arms even tighter around her waist.
Mamoru sighed, "He's right you have a gorgeous figure and I wouldn't call you fat if I meant it, I'm not that mean," he whispered in her ear.
Usagi started to blush profusely, 'did he tell me my body was gorgeous?' she thought to herself, "Thanks baka," she said out loud while avoiding looking into his face. She would not let him see what affect he had on her.
Mamoru handed her the box of veggie lovers while he kept the box of cheese, 'no point in being unreasonable,' he thought to himself.
Unbeknownst to both men Usagi had an evil glint in her eye. She was well aware that her body was something to fawn over, and she hadn't felt the need to fret about her figure in years. So naturally being the thespian that she was she put on a show just so she could guilt trip Mamoru into giving her the pizza without a tedious battle. It became aware to Usagi sometime ago that Mamoru had trouble carrying out some of his crueler jokes around Motoki so naturally she used that to her advantage.
With Usagi settled on the couch with her feet propped over the armrest and her lap warm with veggie lovers pizza they continued to give Bill Murray their full attention until the clocked striked 10:00p.m and the movie came to an end.
Once the credits started rolling Motoki stood up and stretched, "I guess it's time to call it a night," He exclaimed.
"I think you're right," Mamoru replied curtly to his current best frenemy.
Once both men were standing they fell into unison laughter at the sight Usagi provided.
There she was laying on the couch with her legs still over the arm rest, her eyes were shut as she slept blissfully and she cradled the box of pizza as if it were her lover. As ridiculous as the scene was both men found themselves in awe at the sheer beauty of the unsuspecting female.
Her hair was free from the hair band and flowed around her freely as if it were a blanket, it shined as if it was a silvery gold. Neither man realized her hair was floor length until then. Her lips were plump and in a cute little pout as she occasionally crinkled her nose. Mamoru found himself smiling at the image. Besides the death grip hold she had on the pizza she looked the part of an angel, or princess even.
As both men stared at her in a trance like state, Usagi stirred awake.
"Is there a reason you two are gawking at me?" She asked while she noticed their hungry stares and the two pairs of lingering eyes.
She couldn't decide which ones were prettier, the forest green or the icy sapphire orbs?
And for a few silent minutes the trio just stood there in a comfortable but eerie silence as two men admired a high schooler and one high schooler admired two men.
Usagi was the first two break the silence.
"I better get going, my dad will kill me if I don't make curfew," she mumbled as she made her way to the kitchen to grab her personal purchases from the earlier shopping excursion. 'What a strange day,' Usagi thought to herself as she grabbed the two grocery bags out of the fridge.
Despite popular belief Usagi did enjoy healthy food, more so as she got older. Her grocery bags were filled with organic vegetables and fruity drinks that would serve as a suitable snack during school, until she could get her hands on Makotos' lunch anyways. Makoto always packed extras for Usagi.
As Usagi shuffled back into the living room she grabbed her purse and opened her backpack before depositing her purse and her produce into the wormhole of a bag.
"Alright I guess I'll see you two later," Usagi exclaimed in a chipper mood. Truth be told she actually had a Sailor Senshi meeting at Rei's home at Eleven O' Clock."
"I can give you a ride Usagi," Mamoru spoke up seeing a rival opportunity to get her alone.
Usagi stood there contemplating momentarily, she could let the baka give her a ride home and then race over to Rei's from her place. Or she could call Minako and ask for a ride since the 18 year old now had a license and a pretty swanky baby blue Hyundai Elantra that her parents bought her while on a trip to South Korea. One of their many trips that Minako, because of honor bound duty, could not attend.
After deciding that it would be safer and quicker she decided to let the idiot give her a ride home. "Alright baka, I'll take you up on your offer," Usagi replied.
Motoki glowered in the background at the current exchange, there was no point in him offering her a ride home seeing as how ridiculous it would be when he was already home and Usagi's home was on the way to Mamoru's apartment.
Usagi bounded over to Motoki before consuming him with a bear hug, "Thank you for having me over Motoki! Tonight was fun," Usagi spoke up with genuine sincerity.
"It was you should come over again tomorrow, Usagi," Motoki answered still holding Usagi to his chest as Mamoru glared daggers at him from behind Usagi's back dreading how perfect they looked together.
"That would be nice! I have to go to Minako's at 8p.m though, we always spend our weekends at her apartment," Usagi replied while thinking, 'more like spend the entire weekend tracking down youma's and searching for the rainbow crystal.'
"I can drop you off at Minakos if you'd like," Motoki offered.
"That would be great Motoki! I'll see you tomorrow, probably around 3:30 or so!" Usagi explained while pulling away from his embrace and heading towards the door.
"Until tomorrow Usagi, have a good night!" Motoki shouted to the retreating figure.
"Have a good night Motoki," Usagi replied, "Let's go baka," she said to Mamoru while whipping her phone out of her pocket to text Minako to pick her up for the meeting.
Mamoru watched her leave the apartment before turning around to address Motoki. "She's going to choose you," Mamoru said dreadfully before following Usagi outside and to his awaiting car.
Motoki sat on his couch as he pondered if he was doing the right thing or just being plan selfish.
...
The car ride to Usagi's home was awfully quiet in her opinion. So she searched for Mamoru's auxiliary cord and while Mamoru drove like clockwork. After she plugged in her phone and searched through her artist, Childish Gambino engulfed the car with his song Telegraph Ave. Usagi could already feel the waves of Euphoria take over as she sang along.
"I was making Japanese and she's watching DVD's,
in Oakland... In Oakland,
Now I'm driving up the 5, and she wait's 'til I arrive in Oakland... In Oakland,
Everything that I wanted, only got to drive for the moment,
you can tell me turn around then I'm on it, for the moment.
But you know me...
You know how I get when I'm lonely
And I think about you in the moment
But everything you do is so Oakland, So Oakland.
Mamoru chuckled at how comfortably Usagi could meld into his passenger seat while singing her heart out. He almost couldn't help but join her as he ironically pulled up to a rather lengthy red light. So in unison they sang.
Foot on the gas, I'm just tryna pass,
all the red lights and the stop signs.
I am ready to go, til I get to the bay, babe, that's the problem 'cause I'm way to scared to call
and you might get me to stay
Mamoru sped off as the light flickered green on the now empty streets.
I don't really mind the drive but I think I'll probably die..
In Oakland... In Oakland,
With my hands I'm doing thins so I guess it all depends
on Oakland, on Oakland..
And I'm nervous, truth be told, never saw me growin' old
in Oakland, in Oakland...
And if I married you tonight, it'd probably start a riot
In Oakland, in Oakland
Usagi stopped singing and in place sat quietly with awe in her eyes as she watched Mamoru let loose and sing unabashedly, this was a side she had never seen of the rude and serious man that made a game of taunting her. She found herself relishing in it. She could definitely get used to this Mamoru. She listened as he sang the next verse alone.
Everything that I needed, now that I've got you in your feelings
Everything you don't wanna say, you tweet it
and I really don't like that shit at all
So treated, can't we just roll with the feeling?
Can't we just roll for a minute?
Wait a minute...
Foot on the gas, I'm just tryna pass all the red lights and the stop signs,
I am ready to go, but I'm really not ready girl that's the problem
'Cause I'm way to scared to fall, and I know you'd choose to stay..
Usagi at this point was laughing wholeheartedly at Mamoru's expense. He shot her a look and she just gave him a bright smile before jumping back into the song.
All the girlfriends sayin "Here we go again,"
Rich kid but he act like a gentleman,
Last one didn't end like it should've been
Two dates and he still wanna get it in
And they sayin' it's because of the internet
Try her once and it's on to the next chick
X-O the O face on your exes. Right?
And we can do the same thing if you wanna have at it
When your thoughts can't breathe and you're thinking asthmatic
And you wanna be a mom, I wasn't mad at it.
I was thinking 'bout me.
I'd be really bad at it
Cause I'm thinking about me.
Weeks in Dubai, Fourth of July, house in Kauai.
Yeah, we could try
So let's try.
Mamoru pulled up about twenty feet away from Usagi's house and turned his car off and turned to face her. Usagi continued to sing only this time she was looking directly into Mamorus eyes.
I took off my 9-5 but you still don't have the time... to kiss me?
Just hit me...
If I left you all alone would you still pick up the phone?
It's iffy... You miss me?
I've got furniture to move and we'll both be thirty soon, in Oakland... In Oakland...
The only one I know is you so what the fuck I'm supposed to do?
In Oakland... (fades out).
"So you're a Gambino fan huh?" Usagi asked while playfully slapping Mamoru on the arm.
"I'm surprised we both like a mutual foreign artist!" Mamoru replied.
Usagi just smiled and grabbed her backpack before unplugging her Galaxy 5 from the auxiliary cord.
"Thanks for the ride Mamoru, I had fun with you," Usagi said nearly whispering to him.
Mamoru took a second to process his name rolling off of Usagi's tongue, before he replied, "Likewise Usagi. Oh and don't think I forgot about your baby stunt by the way. I don't like allegations being pressed against me for acts I haven't committed... Have you ever heard of Double Jeopardy, Usagi?" He ended in a seductive whisper in her ear.
Usagi scurried out of the car. "I'll see you around Baka," she huffed before walking towards her home. She stopped abruptly when a strange thought occurred to her, 'How on Earth did he know which house was mine?'
Just as Mamoru drove off and Usagi was getting ready to walk in the house Minako pulled up and occupied his previous space.
Minako turned the car off and got out looking shell-shocked, "Was that Mamoru that dropped you off?" Minako asked.
Usagi smiled sheepishly, "Yeah that was him.."
"Well young lady you have some explaining to do, but first we're going to inform your parents that you're sleeping over at my house tonight so I can drive you to school in the morning," Minako ordered.
"Oh? and why is that?" Usagi questioned.
"Artemis thinks he knows who Tuxedo Mask is," was Minako's curt reply while leading Usagi inside her home.
To be continued...
Yay another chapter! Sorry if it was a wee bit boring, just filler really, I wasn't too satisfied with this chapter because I'm a little indecisive about where i want to take this story.
The next chapter is going to be more centralized on my version of Usagi and friends as Sailor Scouts.
Anyways thank you lovely reviewers!
And LoveintheBattlefield trust me I've been watching Crystal! Lol, I bought Hulu for the sole purpose of it.
