"Err, where are we?" Toadette asked as she felt nervous, her body feeling lighter than usual.
"Beats me," Space Ghost said bluntly as they were all floating in the night sky.
"Should we take a moment to think on what we did?" Tiny Kong suggested as she let out a wet fart after pulling up her pants.
"No," Doc Brown stated, holding onto Space Ghost as he was observing the area. "This is heavy. Let's just see where we are."
Down below, the Cute Toot House were hanging around in the dusty Dry Dry Desert with their fellow friend Dry Bowser, who was present alongside Petey Piranha and Gooper Blooper, all of whom who were looking for Nabbit.
"Where the hell did that purple punk go...?" Dry Bowser grumbled in annoyance as he and the others glanced around, seeing Nabbit trying to fit into a small hole, but couldn't.
"Look! There he is! Ova dere!" Petey Piranha happily exclaimed as she flapped his leaves in the air, hovering over where Nabbit was and barfing brown goop down on him.
Nabbit popped out after being sprayed by the goop, with Gooper Blooper using all four of his tentacles to smack Nabbit with, causing the rabbit like creature to fall on his back.
"That should take care of him." Gooper Blooper stated, only to see Nabbit take off. "D'oh! Not again!"
"I'll handle this!" Lady Palutena exclaimed as she aimed her gassy goddess big butt at the fleeing Nabbit, farting as much smelly butt burps as possible, with the Nabbit laughing at this.
"Oh no! He's getting away!" Ness exclaimed as he pulled down his red cap, chucking his wooden baseball bat as it ultimately did absolutely nothing worth of interest.
Fox McCloud took out his gun to fire several lasers, shaking his head and sighing. "Forget it. This is too much effort on one insignificant thing."
"You're not even trying!" Toon Link exclaimed while shooting several arrows from his bow at the fleeing purple menace.
"You gotta try catching him like this!" Sonic The Hedgehog insisted as he dashed towards the Nabbit, only to slip on an extra bandana that Nabbit dropped.
Aria Meloetta was too busy singing while coming her green hair, with Mario shooting fireballs, Princess Zelda using her magic, Jigglypuff chucking donuts she just baked on the spot, Silver The Hedgehog using his psychic powers, Lucario chucking aura spheres, the Animal Crossing Villager boy with the red shirt firing Gyroids, Claus chucking sticks, and Lana burping pink bubbles of grape soda, all of which didn't do nothing. Pit tried praying to Abraham Lincoln while squeezing his pink pillow, but obviously that didn't do shit since he's such a Kid Icarus.
"This stinks," Jigglypuff sighed as she turned to Silver, with all of them failing to get Nabbit.
Silver shrugged as he shook his head, a comet high in the sky approaching them. "You don't have to tell me twice. But during the stone age..."
"...Well this is bogus." Space Ghost stated as he pressed the dimension hopping button he had, with him and the others disappearing in a flash.
"All right, this place shouldn't be bad," Space Ghost explained, with him and the other three characters getting knocked on the wet streets of New York City by Toadsworth rushing by.
"How long does it take for an old man like me to get a stupid couch!?" Toadsworth exclaimed as he was running through downtown Manhattan, being nearly run over by vehicle after vehicle as it was jammed pack with driving vessels in all directions.
"Toadsworth, wait!" Lady Palutena exclaimed, with her and the other Cute Toot House members trying their best to chase after the ancient fungi dude, but becoming tired, letting out a rank smelly fart. "Geeze... and I thought my sweat smelled..."
Several folks watched as the old mushroom man bounced his way up several ladders with his cane, deciding to go jumping by rooftop instead as he was not willing to waste his supply of 1-Up mushrooms on being flattened by the likes of trucks and buses. The other members of the Cute Toot House groaned as they needed Toadsworth for their elderly citizenship badge.
"Come on! He's getting away!" Ness exclaimed as he tried using his PSI attacks to slow Toadsworth down, which didn't do anything.
Fox McCloud tried firing at Toadsworth with his arwing, while Toon Link tried to get him using the wind's power with his wind waker, while Aria Meloetta tried singing. Sonic The Hedgehog dashed up to Toadsworth, only to be smacked back by the old guy's cane, with Mario shouting at him to get his attention, which obviously didn't pan out. Princess Zelda, as you would expect didn't do anything of actual worth.
"Sometimes I wonder why we bother," Jigglypuff sighed as she chucked several stale donuts at Toadsworth, which didn't do much. "Because this is just puffing stupid."
"I ask myself the same thing." Silver The Hedgehog agreed, for he was getting tired of seeing the words 'the' and 'hedgehog' at the end of his and Sonic's names.
Lucario tried using aura to sense where Toadsworth went, while Villager raided various stores for plants.
Claus and Lana also attacked stores in search for grape soda, Lana burping all the while. Pit tried to talk Toadsworth down about Abraham Lincoln, but that didn't work so he tried hugging Toadsworth with his pink pillows. It didn't go as softly as he'd hoped.
"Shouldn't be bad," Doc Brown, Toadette, and Tiny Kong simultaneously in unison all stated while angrily glaring at Space Ghost, who chuckled sheepishly with a shrug as they all teleported out of there.
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, winners and losers of all various shapes or sizes, and Dr. Zoidberg, I'd like to read these few words of dedication, so bare with me. A-herm, testing... right, here we go. It's Waluigi time. Dear pesky plumbers... prepare for trouble, and make it double, with a large cheeseburger and a side order of fries. Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA, to protect the world from devastation, to unique all people within our nation, to denounce the evils of truth and love, to extend our reach to the stars above, to all who come to this happy place of nonsense, absurdity, and stupidity: Welcome, to Jurassic Park. You're a big guy, for you of course. He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well, he's finally back, to BEEP some tail. And what's the deal with airplane peanuts? I mean, holy crap Lois, this is worse than the time that I did a cutaway gag for a Family Guy Funny Moment. And like that time that I remembered the time, it was not friggin' sweet, like just dang ass damn, look at this guy, he's like-" Lady Palutena babbled on in front of Walt Disney and the other Disney folks at Disneyland, with it somehow being 1955 as the Goddess of Light let out some deep pitched farts.
"Please tell me that we're not recording this shit," Fox McCloud muttered to the other Cute Toot House members since he felt embarrassed.
"What's recording? Is it like coding?" Ness said innocently, being too busy focusing on peeing his pants to please the fangirls.
"Hey, where did that human Mickey Mouse lookalike go?" Princess Zelda asked upon farting while she dusted off her dress.
Toon Link hid behind a trash can and he pointed northward, trembling while being the wind breaker himself. "Like, zoinks... he's over there!"
"...what? I thought I got a signal." Mario apologized as he held all sorts of snacks in his hands.
"You didn't get any icing for me!? You know I have a big appetite!" Aria Meloetta exclaimed angrily above her growling stomach.
Jigglypuff rolled her eyes as she had a bunch of donuts with her. "Please! Like you would actually give a shit about that when I have these icing covered donuts at hand!"
"What's with Jiggz and the donuts?" Sonic The Hedgehog whispered while stuffing his face with chili dogs.
Silver The Hedgehog rolled his eyes as he was holding a bunch of multicolored balloons in his right hand. "Why do you care, Sonic? Question anyone's liking? What's with you and your love for chili dogs so much?"
"Guys, come on now, try to not cause a scene..." Lucario muttered as the Villager was attacking random citizens with bowling balls, causing the aura sensing dog Pokemon to facepalm.
"Look -BURP- at -BELCH- what -URP- I -ERP- can -BRAP- do!" Lana burped as she was trying to say sentences by only burping, while drinking up bubbly grape soda.
"Oh Lady Palutena, how your voice makes me dream of Honest Abe..." Pit remarked as he rubbed his pink pillow over his body, thinking of doing love making to his favorite president, Abraham Lincoln.
"S-settle down everyone!" Said the ever annoying but well meaning Animal Crossing Shih Tzu dog Isabelle who was more like Isasmell due to her farting so much. "I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for this-"
Suddenly she got bodied by the dark type fire cat Pokemon starter from the Alola region known as Incineroar who was more than willing to be anything but nice.
"That's not the word you heard!" Incineroar boasted for he then showed off his wrestling skills. "Aww yeah; you can't take the heat then stay out of the kitchen bitch!"
"Hey she's stealing all of my good material!" Peter Griffin complained while being there to set up some situational humor. "I better do something about it."
"...who are all these stupid people...?" Uncle Walter Elias Disney asked in disbelief since he couldn't believe what he was seeing.
"...yadda bing badda boom; with liberty and justice for all." Palutena concluded for she continued her ass ripping since she got applause from a mostly confused crowd only for her to be attacked by Mr. Griffin since Peter didn't like her despite being a fellow green gassy being.
"I think that was pretty neat!" Pokemon's Farting Mallow exclaimed since the gassy cook was letting loose her spicy poots in her smeared overalls that were stained by her sharts. "I gotta take you all to my delicious treat!"
"...Are we ever gonna get back home?" Tiny Kong stated in disappointment as she adjusted her blue pants after letting loose a wet fart.
"I don't know. I want to hear what Pal's speech will end up like." Space Ghost stated while leaning in closely to listen.
"This isn't the time for that!" Doc Brown exclaimed as everyone turned to him and the others, making him paler in appearance. "Great Scott! We've been spotted!"
"Time to make like a tree and get outta here!" Toadette exclaimed as she grabbed the button Space Ghost had and teleported the group away, jumping to another dimension, in hopes that it was their actual one...
"...are we back?" Tiny Kong asked, looking around to see that she and the others were in the Hoenn region's most well liked city, Lilycove City.
"That depends. Weren't your team situated here before the present got altered?" Space Ghost suggested as he got into a heroic position with his hands on his hips and his yellow cape blowing in the wind.
"Wait... this city... I remember being here before..." Doc Brown stated as he took a look around, checking one of his watches as he glanced up at Toadette and Tiny. "Do you see the others?"
Toadette took a moment to scan the area as she paused, gasping as she placed her hands on her face, spotting the Cute Toot House members sitting on the grass in the middle of the city with the Waa Weirdos Emissary. "I see them! They're right there, sitting down!"
Turns out the two rival teams settled their differences, and were talking it over tea.
"We're sorry for being a nuisance. We didn't mean to cause as much damage as we did," Lady Palutena stated calmly after letting out a bassy fart that was the opposite of her soothing demeanor as she took a sip of tea.
"Waa... we're no better off. We caused as much mayhem as you did, to a slightly lesser degree." Wario of the WWE explained as he also took a sip of his tea.
"I'm just glad that no one is hurt." Ness added as he pulled up his shorts, feeling the urge to pee, y'know IN THE BATHROOM.
"Fighting isn't all that's cracked up to be." Fox McCloud said as he looked around, to see that there wasn't much damage in the buildings, which was a surprise given how destructive the two teams could potentially be.
"I don't think the Hot Topic Krew is as bad as we thought." Toon Link mentioned as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand.
"Yeah... but we haven't heard of Dark Pit for a while. I hope he's okay." Aria Meloetta wondered as she poured some sugar into her tea cup. "Arceus knows what could have happened to him..."
"Speaking of which, you think the other teams should come to Hoenn?" Mario spoke up as he trimmed his mustache.
Sonic The Hedgehog shook his head as he moved his right hand around at the speed of sound. "Nah... from what I've heard, there's some shady nonsense going on beyond here... I just don't know the specifics..."
Pit continued hugging his pink pillow with Abraham Lincoln on it. "I don't care. President Donald Trump made America great again, and I'm sure he can help make the world great again too, just like Lincoln did!"
"...Donald Trump is president?" Doc Brown remarked in utter disbelief as he turned to the others.
"That's right and things are gonna be better." Declared the president of the United States since Donald Trump wanted to be in both the beginning and end. "We have succeeded in our mission to Make America Great Again!"
Tiny shrugged with a confused loom on her face and she shook her head while letting out a loud fart. "I guess this is the real timeline after all."
"Ooh, this makes me wanna go ride It's A Small World!" Toadette exclaimed as she began singing the song, with everyone who appeared in the fanfiction, including the brief cameos scattered up and down and all around throughout, began singing in unison and different languages.
"...and that's the end of the story." Space Ghost laughed as he took a sip of the tea lying on the grass, staring right at you, the readers. "...or is it?"
It wasn't the end until the fat lady sang. Or in this case, until Palutena farted, which she did, being a bassy gassy goddess of flatulent farting farts.
Yes...!
Game Over...?
...
Lady Palutena gasped in disbelief for you see she got up in her bed, panting frantically and taking a quick look around to see if everything was all right, with all of them sleeping together inside an apartment. She let out a huge fart to realize that was was awake, sighing of relief as she placed her right hand on her chest, wondering if everything she did was a dream. "Did I... dream up a different world?"
"What are you talking about, mom?" Ness yawned after she woke up, wearing her pajamas because he finally got his sex changed due to it wanting to be looked at as a more unique person.
Palutena wasn't able to answer as she turned her head to the doorway, to see an alternate version of herself farting by, with alternate members of the team following by, making the green haired Goddess of Light wet herself as her eyes widened in disbelief.
"Did they just walk by... while we were all in here?" Jigglypuff questioned as she was drawing on a couple of papers with her marker.
Silver shook his head as he was attempting to read a book. "Maybe... we should just forget about it."
Everyone else mumbled in agreement as they went back to sleep, with Palutena still unsure if things were going to be all right...
"I think they might." Peppy Ankylosaurus stated while munching on his lettuce. "After all, they do realize that they're in a fanfic."
"Peppertino, what did I tell you about the fourth wall?" Dr. Hoshi groaned as he was adjusting his glasses. "This fanfic can't afford to break anymore. We'll have to pay it up eventually..."