Warning! My brother told me to write this (just Lian's story, I had find a way to incorporate this randomness into my fanfic)! The story Lian tells is not mine, my brother's words, same one who thought fanfiction was centered around pirates. Story contains dark themes, my brother's fault. Blame him! I'm not sure why I actually wrote this! (Ps, I already knew what canon and ship meant)
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Lian, Alice, Ferra, Paula, Wally, Mary-Jade, Mar'i, Aiden, Ka'li and Shawn were sitting around a campfire. "So, does anyone have a scary to tell?" asked Ferra.
"Ooh, I do!" said Lian.
"Don't let her, she's terrible at it." Said Alice.
"Yes that was the worst story I have ever heard." Said Paula.
"She can't be any worse than Mar'i." said Ka'li-.
"I apologize for that, Lian is definitely worse." Said Ka'li.
"Wait, Lian, like our daughter?" asked oldest Red Arrow.
"Yep." Lian said.
"Oh, yes she can." Said Alice.
"Ok, I'm going to start now." Said Lian. "The potato king and his wife the potato queen lived in their magnificent potato peel castle. Their potato peel kingdom was very civilized, and every morning the king and queen would step out onto their potato balcony and drink their potato tea. The king and queen were actual potatoes, but the rest of their kingdom were people. The potato kingdom was there for 3 years and it was gaining gold, potato gold. Potato gold is the most valuable mineral in Patao (Potato world) Potato king was healthy and well until one day he didn't show up for his potato tea on the balcony. The queen acted like she didn't know where he was, so a hunt started for the potato king, whoever could find the potato king would receive 5,000 ounces of potato gold."
"Potato gold?" asked Raven.
"This is weird." Said Spoiler.
"It gets worse." Said
"Since the queen would have to pay the person who found the potato king, she killed the man who found the potato king. Then tortured the potato king. It turns out the potato queen was a cannibal and made a stew out of the potato king's arm. Then she took all of the fingers on his left arm and deep fried them, then ate them in front of him. Then one of her servants burst through the door to tell her of the good news. He was about to tell her that there was a sighting of the king and he saw the queen eating the king. The servant tried to run but the queen hunted him down with a knife. The servant jumped out of the window, but he didn't *realize he was on the 6th floor, and fell to his death. Before he died, his final words were 'The potato king is dead… and was Aten by the queen who is a cannibal. '(Dramatic death)"
"Really, Dramatic death?" asked YJ Robin.
"That had to be the most random story I've ever heard." Said Emily.
"Lian, that was truly horrifying." Said Alice.
"Ok, Alice, we believe you." Said Mary-Jade.
"Yep." Said Aiden.
A/N: I'm so sorry. Blame my brother! Please review.
