"Welcome everyone to the annual Norisville Fair!" Heidi's voice boomed from the stage over-looking the entire Fair filled with fun-filled booths. Everyone seized eating and dunking people in tanks of water to listen to the budding TV hostess' announcement, "In honor of this festive merriment, I would like to astound you with what I call 'The Bruce-tastic Scoop of All Time!'"
"I'd like to see that for myself." A teenage boy with black hair wearing a red checkered sweater, dark blue pants and glasses appeared on stage looking unimpressed.
"Telly Minnow? What are you doing here?" Heidi sassed.
"Enjoying the festivities just like everyone else." Telly smirked, "And to astound you with my presence. Plus I have a very interesting treat for all you Ninja-fans."
Everyone mumbled in excitement while Heidi rolled her eyes. From the top of a booth, an evil being was about to spread chaos when...
"Not now." The Sorceress hissed as she slapped her partner's hand.
"Sorry. I just can't resist envy." The Sorcerer apologized. The Rat perched on his shoulder and squeaked, "I know what he said, but really. (Rat squeaks again) Well excuse me."
"Now what's this about 'The Brucest Scoop of All Time'?" Telly waved his hands in a mocking manner.
"Oh nothing much." Heidi acted innocently, "I just had a nice trip to the woods yesterday with the Ninjas."
"Well I'm so dying to see it." Telly mocked.
"So are we."
In a puff of red smoke, the Ninjas of Norisville appeared on stage. The crowd cheered for their heroes as Randy gestured to Heidi, "Roll-it."
It took many hours (and a lot of Howard's complaining) for her to compile all of her friends' clips and edit it into a long tribute video of the Ninjas. Each clip showed 'Hana' showing Randy the brucest Ninja moves. They even included clips of the group having fun with the Ninja.
When the video finished, everyone clapped in excitement. Telly angrily left the stage in a huff, satisfying Heidi.
"Heidi Weinerman everyone!" 'Hana' lifted Heidi's arm in the air and the cheers became louder.
Heidi winked at the two Ninjas before they smoke-bombed away.
"You have no idea what its like to be tortured by your own sister." Howard complained, earning an annoying cough from Randy who gestures at 'Hana', "What?"
"At least you had some bonding time with your sister." 'Hana' stated.
"She's been yelling at me to hurry up. See these bags?" Howard pointed at the big schnasty black marks under his eyes which made the others shudder in disgust.
"You guys were A-MAY-ZING! " Heidi exclaimed before showing a footage on her phone of Telly angrily kicking a trashcan and choking it, "You guys should've seen his face in person! I guess you weren't that annoying as I thought you were, Danny."
Randy could tell she was joking by the wink of her eye. Howard rambled on and on in frustration on how she made him help her all night. Unfortunately for him, Randy's mind was on somewhere else.
"Man! Wouldn't it be cool for a robot to show up today?"
"That's all this town's been getting everyday. Now for some monsters."
"I bet the Ninjas' going to kick every butt."
"Probably a million of them."
"I hope the Ninja would come to my rescue."
"Don't forget to send me an Us-ie if that happens."
Randy felt a little proud of the Ninja getting a lot of attention all because of Heidi's video. Yet, why did it felt and sound like everyone was taking advantage of him?
"I got you Gravy Fries!" 'Hana's' voice snapped him out of his thoughts, "I would've got you one Howard, but I ate it on the way."
"Oh come on!" Howard protested.
"There she is. There's our future TV Host." Mort Weinerman approached his daughter along with his wife.
"Oh Sweet Heart, how ever were you able to get an interview with the Ninjas?" Mrs. Weinerman asked.
"A talented reporter never reveals her resources." Heidi replied, secretly winking at 'Hana' who winks back. Luckily for her, her parents couldn't see her.
"Hey Mort!" Randy's Dad greeted.
"Melly! Danny!" Mort replied, sharing a special hand shake with Mr. Cunningham.
"Alright! Now for some Monster-free, and Robot-free good time!" Howard exclaimed as the teens left their parents to chat with each other.
"Ooh! Lets go over there!" Theresa pointed towards a ride, grabbing Randy's arm.
"No way. That's so wonk." Bash protested, taking a hold of Randy's other arm.
"Oh please. That's super wonk." Morgan complained separating the two from Randy, "Besides; He owes me a rematch."
"Oh please. Its not like you can think of a better merriment." Julien protested before whispering to Randy, "Like Ninja-Pranking Sinjin Knightfire."
"You had me in Ninja-Pranking." Randy whispered back.
"Actually, he's going to help me free the poor innocent Mexican Death Bear from his dreary prison." Debbie pointed to the animal exhibit. Somehow someone thought it was a great idea to let kids pet animals other than farm animals.
"What about my song?" Bucky called.
Randy managed to slip away from the group as they argued among themselves.
"I should've revealed my identity eons ago." Randy exclaimed, happy with the attention he was getting.
"You know they only like you because you're the Ninja right?" Howard pointed out.
Suddenly, the ground began to shake. From it emerged a giant robot that seams to be a mix of the previous robots Randy fought as the Ninja.
"Ninjas!" McFist's disguised voice boomed. He was hidden inside the machine, controlling its every moves, "Come out and face me! I mean us. Sorry little buddy. Daddy didn't mean to..."
Everyone was confused and feeling awkward when the robot began to baby-talk. The Sorcerer slapped his face in annoyance. McFist, you shoob-ball. Plus did he have to take his stupid owl with him?
McFist finally stopped when he noticed the weird looks he was getting... and began smashing everything in sight.
"It's Ninja..." Before Randy could slip on the Mask.
"I got this!" 'Hana' leaped towards the robot, "You guys have fun. I'll handle this monster."
"Well lucky us. Gravy Fries, here we come!" Howard stopped on his tracks when he noticed the others remaining where they stood.
Randy could see the effort 'Hana' was pushing through as she clashed with the robot-clad McFist. No matter how many attacks and Ninja Techniques she conjured up, she couldn't lay a single slash on the big guy... without a little help.
"I gotta go out there." Randy decided.
"Oh come on!" Howard protested, "You finally got a 800 year old Ninja to do your shooby job for you,"
"Above 800." Debbie corrected.
"And you're still gonna ditch me with these guys?" Howard finished.
"Hey!" The others protested.
Randy rushed to hide behind a tent. The others followed, only to witness him slipping on the Mask.
"Oh yeah. Really bruce, Cunningham." Howard rolled his eyes, "Some friend you are."
Randy paused for a while in order to process those last words. Sure he and Howard had their fall outs, but... something felt, piercing about this one.
The Ninja leaped towards the action, leaving the others to give Howard scolding glares.
"What?" He asked defensively.
Just as 'Hana' was about to be hammered, she found herself in the arms of her partner.
"I thought I told you to take the load off." She quipped.
"You know you can't get rid of me that easily." Randy remarked, holding off one of the robot's arms which looked like the head of a bear.
Howard looked at his best friend with jealousy while everyone else cheered for their heroes. Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a black and red object on the ground; The Ninjanomicon. Randy must have dropped it in a hurry.
"You know you've been awfully quiet lately." Howard leered as he picked the book up and hurried behind a tent, the others following him curiously.
Howard opened the book. Immediately, he gave a loud gasp as his eyes widened in surprise.
"What?" Heidi asked.
"This isn't the Ninjanomicon!" Howard exclaimed.
"How would you know?" Bucky asked.
"The goofy drawing of me and Randy isn't here." Howard chuckled, "Man. You should've seen them. Classic Weinerman flair."
"You drew on an 800 year old Ancient Ninja relic?" Debbie asked.
"Oh he didn't mi-I-AAAAY!" Realization struck Howard when he recalled what Randy said to him yesterday;
"You've been silent lately, Nomicon..."
"Nice book. Asked me if I could help you with your..."
"Hana!" Howard glared.
"Okay." Heidi cocked an eyebrow, "Now you're just being..."
Before Heidi could finish, the "Ninjanomicon" turned completely black. Black tentacles emerged from the book, surrounding the group, trapping them inside a cage. As the group tried to process what just happened, Julien's fearful stuttering caught their attention as he pointed to three glaring creatures.
"You dropped your shoe." The Sorcerer said with malice, prompting Howard to gulp in fear.
Meanwhile, the two Ninjas were gaining the upper hand, much to the anger of the gazillionaire. 'Hana' was too busy holding off a bunch of tentacle to notice a robot sword behind her. But before Randy could warn her, she simply leaped out of the way, only for the sword to chop the tentacles off.
"And you thought I was gonna..."
Before she could finish, a giant robot snake head swallowed her up.
"HANAAAA!"
