Warning! My brother begged me to let him make up another weird story. Warning: this warning includes spoilers. But should still read it. Warning: Contains cussing, underage drinking, STDs, terrorism, suicide, mentions of sexual activities, and implications that Kim Kardashian is Hitler.
Lian was sitting around a campfire with two other girls.
"Oh god, not again." Younger Artemis said, face palming.
"Once upon a time there a doctor. He wasn't actually a doctor, he was a penguin. This penguin had herpes, but then he traded his soul for a cure to diabetes, by the way he also has diabetes. He found out the cure to diabetes was a whole carton of milk, including the carton. Then since he traded his soul he had to eat broccoli every day, and cabbage. But that wasn't all he had to do, he also had to join Hitler *cough*cough*cough Kim Kardashian. And with his joining of Kim Kardashian he had to join a reality TV show called keeping up with the fucking penguins. The co-stars were Polar Bear, who was always fat af (dumb polar bear) and Foxy (The penguin had a thing with her, if you know what I mean) and the terrorist (Ah Lah Ug Bah) oh shit. The next day they have the terrorist's funeral, turns out he was a suicide bomber. (Mom sees kid writing on computer) 'Did you kill yourself again?' 'No.' 'Tell the truth Timmy.' 'yes, mom.'"
"Another terrible story." Aiden mumbled.
"Lian, are you drunk?" one of the girls asked. Lian shrugged.
Lian's parents gave her reprimanding looks. "Sorry." She told them with a shy smile.
A/N: Blame my brother. Please review.
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