Warning: swearing

Disclaimer: I do not own one piece

Enjoy. :-)

2

Everybody close to my son should just go and die.

Mary sue is an infamous name all around the blues. Every man and woman - pirate, bounty hunter en marine alike - is wary of her.

Mary sue is known by many names and appearances. Some say she has the face of a leopard and the body of a dragon. This is something that couldn't be more wrong. Mary sue may have had the strength and heart of a dragon but her appearance was nothing but innocent.

Finding her long lost son seems to be her one and only goal. Rumors go around that he is a monster just like his mother.

She is known to go on rampages everywhere she goes. No city stays the way it was before after she visits.

Nobody knows who exactly her son is – but they do pray for him every night, because how can't you feel bad for someone with a mother like Mary sue. - even if he turns out to be a monster.

But Mary sue wasn't always like this. Mary sue was born in a remotely small kingdom on an average sized island. She was named Mary sue the 17th by her mother; Mary Sue the 16th – who raised her alone. The Mary sue family was known for consisting of almost only women, and when a man was born into the family – they'd love him wholeheartedly. All Mary sue mothers lived alone – most of them only "mating" with a man for the sole purpose of creating powerful pupils. It was important for a Mary sue woman to choose the good genes – they are trained to do it since birth by their loving mothers.

The story of our Mary choosing and meeting Dragon is a story for another day.

Mary was well known in her village for being good in absolutely everything; she was the idolized version of any other woman they had seen. She was a good chef, her voice was that of an angel and her dancing skills were absolutely out of this world. Let's add her kindness and beauty to top that. She was so perfect that it almost felt creepy – and her mother was proud about that. She did the name Mary Sue good. But that changed after Luffy was born.

Things happened. Things that you can't mention to any person who was involved in the issue unless you want them to blow their brains out.

She wasn't allowed to come near Luffy ever again. Both Garp, Dragon, and a few other bigshot swore to never let Luffy meet this monster.

But would could stop the ever perfect misses Mary sue? She would destroy everything in her way until she found her baby boy.

The thing that nobody in their right mind should ever let happen had happened.

She found him.

(back to Mary's wonderful mind.)

I found Garp. Even though, not intentionally. My objective was to find Luffy. I have to admit that I was quite disappointed.

He looked at me with almost relieved eyes. I knew that Luffy had been there only a few minutes ago – Garps expressions are way too easy to read. Normally I would be annoyed by his laxness but at moments like this, it would only work in my favor. Like this, I was able to find out more about my dearest.

"Mary sue. What a coincidence, want to go for a drink?" Oh hell. I knew perfectly well that he was trying to slow my down.

"Shut it Garp. Where have you hidden my baby boy?"

He swallowed. Again, too easy to read. He was hiding something, definitely.

"Luffy is long away," Garp exclaimed.

He escaped me again.

Why must everybody stand in between us? Why is fate this cruel on us? I try to get my composure – I'll never find him if I rampage again.

"Give me a second chance, please." I use my special attack called the Mary sue overload of doom. It increases my cuteness by 5 percent. Not nearly as cute as Luffy, obviously, but I believe it's fairly effective if used correctly.

"We gave you three chances already. Accept it Mary Sue. I won't let you get to Luffy"

I regained composure and straightened my back. I smiled and turned away. "Alright," I said. "I won't bother you any further, good to see you again, Garp."

Of course I wouldn't accept it. My mother did not raise me to give up after a few small difficulties like this.

So I asked around. Men are so incredibly stupid. Extremely easy to manipulate if you have the right looks. I just have to act cute, smile and wink and they are done for. I got my answers very easily. As I said before: Garp needs to train his man better.

I got the exact directions I wished for.

Nobody stands between me and my Luffy.

The direction is leading to the florian triangle. This is way too dangerous for my sweetheart – but I'll protect him.

My vessel is slowly getting closer to a ship with a ridiculous figurehead. What is it? A lion? A sunflower? The sun? Ridiculous. And kind of cool.

After some time I recognize someone sitting on top of the lion thingy. It's not close enough for me to make out who it is but,

I do recognize that straw hat.

LUFFY

ITS LUFFY! I can't cry. I can not. Mother raised me better than this. Regain composure. Regain composure. It's your son! Act normal.

I got onto the ship – immediately being attacked by someone – how dare they.

But they are Luffy's crew.

I can't hit them – not yet at least. Luffy will be angry. What will my life be if Luffy hate's me? What if he tells me that he never want to see me again? That can't happen.

I put on my lovelies best smile. I hope Luffy recognizes me – probably not. I guess him not recognizing me is only for the better. I don't want Luffy to have bad memories of me. Oh god, I am kind of nervous.

"Luffy we got a call from Ga-" the slutty redhead came running up deck but stopped immediately when she saw me. "Who are you?"

I smile. That fucking bitch, I'll kill her. "My name is Mary sue – Luffy's mother?" I say tilting my head to the side in an attempt to look innocent.

She is still staring at me – she looks kind of scared and then yells for Luffy to come. I'll see my son at last. I am so glad – this good for nothing has her uses. Maybe I'll just kill her sometimes later – when I can't use her anymore.

"Nami, is there some-" Luffy's appearance is on par with a god. Hell no, it overshadows god. His smile so beautiful. And his eyes black like a night sky. His skin so soft and flawless, except for a small scar under his eye that nevertheless still suited him. So incredibly beautiful. And then he looked at me. My heart stopped beating and I panicked. What do I do? What do I say? He began to talk again. He asked me, "who are you?"

He doesn't recognize me – as I thought.

"Luffy, I got a call from your grandpa saying that your mother is here.." Nami eyed me with suspicion and I smiled at her. Fucking bitch.

"I have an mother?" He looks so cute when dumfounded.

"Everybody has a mother, Luffy." Nami sighed and bend over to whisper something vague in Luffy's ear. I presumed she said something along the lines of Garp saying that I'm dangerous. He did call after all.

That bitch. And Garp too, fucking ruining everything.

Luffy looked at me again. I can't help to blush, he is just way too cute.

"You are my mom?" Luffy asked. He said mom. I can die happily.

"I am, you really don't remember me?"

He thought for a while and shook his head, "I don't really remember much. And I shouldn't think too much, I'll get a fever."

He is to adorable, but who learned him that shit? Hasn't he got proper education at all? Who raised him anyway?

Slut mumbled something about Garp saying Luffy got some past trauma's. Garp is such a snitch.

"Anyway Garp said he will come too." That fucking cockblocking bastard. "He'll bring Monkey d. Dragon too." I could read the panic in her face.

Did I say, snitch? More like the little bitch. Was he really going to bring every single person related to this issue with him? Who the fuck does Garp think that he is?Is he planning to bring my mother too or something?

This means war.

At least, Mary meets her son. I always feel like saying something about the chapter at the end but I simply do not have much to say at all.

Thank you for reading!

Author out/

edit: sun 24 July. fixed most grammar.