Harley looked at her self in her materinity wedding dress. "I don't like this. I wish I could do Black... It makes me look smaller."
"Yes but it is not a funeral." Shayera said. "You're getting married."
"Growing your family."
"And?" She looked at the powder blue gown that showed her oh so pregnant belly. "I look pretty.. I want to look.. I dunno dashing."
"Men are dashing darling." Ivy smiled lightly.
"Aw Red ya know what I mean I just wanna look somethin' different than pretty. I'm borin' now domesticated."
"Same thing you would have been with Wade."
"Yeah well... We won't know that."
"I THINK YOU LOOK HALARIOUS!" A much too familiar voice haunted her. She turned and looked at Ivy and Shayera. "Did you hear that?"
"No."
"What was it?"
"I.. I don't know.." Harley said and looked at herself again. "But they think I look Ha-larious."
Ivy tensed. "Harley.."
"Calm down Red it was nothing." She rubbed her belly. "Just one of those things."
"A-Alright." She and Shayera looked at each other worried.
"So you girls like your gowns?"
"I look like a christmas tree Harley. Why red?"
"Because you look best in it."
"You think so?"
"Why of course and gold for the queen of Eygpt."
Shayera blushed. "You sure know how to make a goddess feel special."
"Well you're my bes..Second best Goddess friend."
Ivy and Shayera laughed. "Thanks Harley."
Harley sat at home shaking in her booties. She picked up the phone and dialed until she knew she'd get who she needed.
"Wayne."
"Bruce it's me."
"Calling to make me crazy again?"
"No.. I am calling about Joker."
"Why the hell are you calling about that? You're not thinking about going back are you? You'd crush Wally..."
"Bruce I'm all better now... I need to know he's still locked up."
"Well they got whatever compact fear toxin that Crane, Riddler, and Deadpool cooked up for him.. So there is a chance he may've gotten better."
"Does that mean he escaped?"
"Harley why are you worried?"
"I heard him today Bruce I didn't tell Wally yet and I'm going to trust me on that, but you need to help me."
"You heard him?"
"When i was out of it.. I used to call it Puddin' GPS.. Cause.. Ya know it's Puddin and I just wanted to know where he was, but it's a psych thing.. It's a thing that just happens when I get the feeling that he is going to come around."
"You need to calm down."
"I am calm.. Just worried."
"Worry about your children.. Worry about Wally I'll worry about Joker." He hung up.
"Hey honey." Wally kissed her. "How are you today?"
"I'm.. I'm not good."
"Why?"
"Because... Because I heard the Joker... I heard him in my very own head."
"Hope you didn't hear him anywhere else."
"Me too.."
"Harley.. Do I-"
"I called Bruce. I told him everything.. He said he'd check."
"Good last thing we need is stress."
"Last thing we need is anything negative."
"I'm sorry.. I'm so sorry Harley what he did to you.. You don't deserve it." He hugged her.
"I've got to find strange."
"Why? I can protect you."
"I need to protect us." Harley grabbed her coat and walked out of the door.
She stood infront of Wades Grave. "ALRIGHT YOU SONUVA BITCH! YOU COME DOWN HERE AND YOU COME DOWN HERE NOW!" She looked around like a crazy person who would scream at her husbands grave for someone to fall down from the oh so heavenly sky. "YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! YOU COME DOWN HERE!"
Just then a purple orb popped up right in front of her face. "Yes?"
"You can look inta stuff real good can't you?"
"I do.. I can."
"I need you to look into Joker.. I need you to tell me he isn't free."
Doctor strange held up a blue orb. The Joker paced around in his cell. "Don't cha worry Harley.. You're gonna get your puddin' back and he's gonna make PUDDIN outta YOU.. I got all kinds of toys. Rough ones soft ones SHARP ones."He looked up like he knew she was watching. "And I'm gonna get your little red friend too."
Harley froze.
"Are you alright?"
"No doc none of this is all right. That crazy Bastard is gonna kill me and my babies!"
"Let's hope it doesn't come to that."
"You're quite optimistic for someone who thinks they know everyone."
"Well.. What can we do?"
"Kill him!"
"I am against that."
She looked at him. Her eyes blazing. "Then bring someone back who isn't."
When she got home Wally was pacing the floor. She looked at him "Hey honey."
"Hey."
"Are you okay?"
"Are you?"
Harley looked at him. Tears welled up in her eyes. "You're.. You're not going to believe what I seen today. Thanks to the Doc..." She said
"What?"
"Joker is sane.. Well as sane as he's going to be. And he's coming after us.. After me.. After my babies."
"Oh no."
"Oh no is right... Wally you should go. There is no point in you suffering for me."
"I'm not suffering for you! I'm fighting with you."
Harley cried. Her hormones raged on like a fire, and it made her sob. She didn't want this for Wally. He was too good for her and she was just making it worst with the fear of the Joker coming back. What if she did revert. What if she did lose her mind? Again. She was healed. Why would he ruin it? Why would he break her? Because he was without power. The clown king who held gotham in a fearsome choke hold was forgotten, and the criminals that could be reformed were reformed and the ones who weren't were locked away and everything was kind of Normal, but now what was going to happen? What's going to happen with her happiness?
"Shh Harley." Wally comforted. "I've got you... Shhh.." He kissed her head and held her tighter.
"I don't want to do this."
"You are going to be fine."
She cried "I hope so."
"I know so."
She cried to her self in bed that night and it felt horrible lying next to a man she adored and feeling like she had lost a battle she never knew she was fighting. She kissed his cheek and slid out of bed. She got dressed and went where she knew she would be safe. She went to Wades. She cried on his grave and begged him to protect Wally. To some how some way make Wally him so he would never have to feel the wrath of the clown they put away. She was sure at this point though. That the pleas had fell on deaf ears. She wiped her eyes and she curled up there. At least she would be with Wade again if her life ended at the hands of Joker. At least she would be with her lover agian.