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World 2-4: Amazingly Annoying Flying Hammer Bros
BGM: Overworld (Super Mario World)
As they were proceeding to walk, they noticed a Beached Koopa spotting them as he quickly ran over to his shell. "Ha! He's afraid of us!" Yang grinned, and then seeing the Yellow shell glowing like crazy.
"Uh, why does he look like he got a Starman?" Ruby asked.
"Uh oh…" Mario said. "I've heard of these Koopas but I thought they were just a myth. They're called Kamikaze Koopas and well, nothing can actually hurt them… but they do hurt you."
"Bullshit, like I'd believe that!" Church said… aaaand then the Koopa slammed into him, knocking him a few feet. "YAGH!"
"Holy cow! You ain't kidding!" Sarge exclaimed as they then saw Yoshi swallowing the sucker… before hopping up on a pipe and then spitting it out into a bottomless pit.
"Yo yo yo!" Yoshi smiled.
"…Yes. I'm fine! Thanks for asking!" Church groaned.
"That's a good look for you." Yang smirked.
"Oh, bite me!"
They proceeded forward, seeing a few Koopas kicking some blue shells but they kept going while dodging as Caboose kicked it a little harder, accidentally killing the Koopas in the process. "Oh! I was hoping he would catch that…" Caboose winced.
"You don't know your own strength." Church muttered as they went onward, knocking down some Paragoombas and Goombas, and then Nyx sensed something as they were going forward.
"Hang on, I'm sensing something." Nyx said as they got ready and armed themselves.
"Grimm?" Blake asked.
"No, something is flying towards us… and it's not a Nevermore."
"Paratroopa?" Mario asked.
"Nope."
"Uh, Flying Biddybuds?" Luigi asked.
"Nada."
"Bullet Bills?" Weiss asked.
"No, it's them." Nyx said, pointing to something flying on two blocks, throwing hammers galore.
"Oh geez…" Mario sighed in annoyance. "It's an Amazing Flying Hammer Bro…"
"Hammer Bros can fly? That's new…" Ruby said.
"What's a Hammer Bro?" Grif asked.
"A Koopa that throws hammers… but add flying platforms, and they're fatter and more annoying." Luigi explained.
"So, Amazingly Annoying Flying Hammer Bros?" Yang and Simmons asked at the same time, as they both looked at each other in surprise. "Hey! Hey! Stop that! STOP THAT!"
"Break it up!" Grif exclaimed.
"Yeah, basically." Mario nodded as he ran forward and then jumped up at the right time, knocking the Hammer Bro off. The Bro landed on the ground hard where Yoshi proceeded to eat him and then threw the egg at some unsuspecting Paragoombas. They went on their way until they noticed some kind of ramp that was leaning against a cliff wall.
"Uh, do they expect us to skateboard our way up that?" Simmons asked.
"I had a skateboard once… not really sure where it is now." Caboose muttered.
"Really?" Grif asked.
"Oh yeah, he was great! He kept living in the water and had a hard shell and was green. Unfortunately, because of his color, he was always sick…"
"…Uh, are you sure you're not confusing a skateboard for a turtle?" Church asked.
"He doesn't like being called a turtle. It makes him depressed." Caboose said as they all looked at Caboose as if he lost his mind.
"Uh, anyway… watch this!" Mario said as he got into position and then ran forward, as he hit the ramp and proceeded to run on the wall before hopping up and landing on top.
"Witchcraft!" Caboose exclaimed.
"You just have to take a running start!" Mario called down… and then Ruby used her semblance and landing near Mario. "…Or that."
"That was fun!" Ruby smiled as one by one, they did it.
"What a thrill!" Nyx grinned.
"Walking on walls… I never wanna leave this place! It's better than being in a box canyon!" Grif exclaimed.
"Except there are ghosts in this world." Simmons said.
"I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that!" Grif said as they went forward, taking down some Piranha Plants, more Amazing Flying Hammer Bros, some unsuspecting Creeper Grimm, and more Paragoombas until they eventually came across a castle in front of them.
End BGM
"So, who lives here?" Sarge asked, cocking his shotgun as Luigi went over to the sign in front.
"Morton Koopa Jr's castle." Luigi read.
"Morton? Oh, this oughta be interesting." Mario said.
"Interesting in a bad way?" Ren asked.
"Let's just say he prefers brawn over brains." Luigi said.
"Oh, so Yang." Weiss said.
"Hey!" Yang glared at her while hearing snickering from Church and Simmons.
"In a way, Sarge too." Grif said.
"What was that?!" Sarge growled.
"Uh, nothing!" Grif said as they went into the castle, but unfortunately, a Thwomp prevented Zwei, Yoshi, Poochy and Booniper from entering.
"Yo!" Yoshi cried in annoyance… and it looked like the Thwomp wasn't going away anytime soon… in fact, it proceeded to sleep at that spot.
"Guess we're not leaving." Nora said as they walked forward.
World 2-Castle: Brute Strength
BGM: Bowser's Castle (Fortune Street)
When they walked forward, they were greeted by tiny little Thwomps called Thwimps. "Oh, like those can hurt! It can't do anything!" Grif taunted, as the Thwimp heard this and proceeded to jump on top of Grif, and proceeded to pummel him. "YOW OW OW OW OW!"
The Thwimp kept slamming into him but then Nora used her hammer to knock it away as it slammed into another Thwimp to knock them both out. "You okay?" Nora asked.
"Just a splitting headache…" Grif muttered.
"This is why I don't taunt enemies…" Luigi said.
"Yep." Mario nodded as they walked forward, hopping on some steps and being mindful of the Thwomps overhead.
"So is it true that Morton isn't as smart as he sounds?" Pyrrha asked.
"He has his moments, but… yeah…" Luigi said.
"He's dangerous, but gets a little too carried away." Mario added.
"So, Yang in Koopa form." Weiss said.
"I'm RIGHT HERE you know!" Yang growled as she angrily punched a Thwomp in frustration, as it moved a little and the Thwomp looked at her in surprise before they walked into another segment, where there were moving blocks. Mario hit a ? block and out came a Cape Feather as he grabbed it and walked forward, and to their surprise, excluding Luigi's, Mario easily killed an unsuspecting Dry Bones.
"What?! You can actually kill them and NOT throw them in the lava?!" Blake asked in shock.
"Or a Starman." Mario said. "But yeah, Cape Feathers usually do the trick… which is a shame because these are like really rare."
"Don't forget the Hammer Bro suit." Luigi added as they kept going, watching Mario pummel the Dry Bones easily until they got to the main doors and then opened it up, closing the door behind them.
End BGM
"Heheheh… welcome!" A voice exclaimed as they saw a brown Koopaling in front of them, as they saw a ring of sand around the arena.
"Morton." Mario greeted, reaching for his hammer.
"Bah, so you've defeated Iggy? You won't get past me, that's for sure!" Morton smirked.
"Hmph, well we'll see about that!" Yang said.
Morton still smirked and brought his mighty hammer… and slammed it on the ground, summoning a few Pokeys. "Ha ha! Let's go!"
BGM: Magnus Von Grapple (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Morton jumped forward, bringing out his wand and firing his magic at them all, but they simply dodged. Yang ran forward and punched him in the gut and then used an uppercut to knock him away where Nyx fired from her crossbow to knock him to a wall, but he recovered and as he was falling, he brought out his hammer and swing it at the Pokey's head, sending it towards Pyrrha but she unleashed a stream of fire from the palm of her hands to send it back, hitting Morton in the process.
"Gah!"
"Man, I could use a Fire Flower!" Nora said as the Blood Gulch Gang proceeded to shoot him, and miss in Church's case, but Morton blocked them with his shell and then fired his magic at them again, but they dodged as Ren ran forward and shot him as Morton swung his hammer but he jumped forward and shot Morton in the head before summoning his Ren Bow and shooting arrows at him.
"Argh!" Morton turned around, only for Mario to come straight to him and kicked him in the head while flying as Luigi brought out his hammer and swung it when he was kicked towards Luigi, but then Morton swung his hammer at another Pokey, this time at Nora, but she swung it back, a little bit harder and smacked into Morton again. "Gah!"
It was at this moment that Kamek flew in. "Morton! Need a hand?"
"Ugh! No! I can handle this myself!" Morton said, only to get clobbered by Ruby and Weiss. "Argh!"
Kamek sweatdropped. "I'll help you anyway…" He said as he flew around the battlefield, spreading his magic around the arena.
End BGM
"I don't like this…" Luigi said.
"What in sam hell is he doing?" Sarge wondered as the sand ring closed, and big holes appeared on the ceiling, as the floor seemed a little wonky itself.
"Ehehehe! Enjoy being skewered and flattened!" Kamek waved and took off.
"…Hmm…" Morton stomped on the ground hard enough as the middle floor that Ruby had just got off of rose to the ceiling, hitting it hard as Ruby paled, glad that she got off, while a skewered nearly made a Simmons and Yang kebob.
"Whoa!" Yang exclaimed.
"Hahaha! I like this!" Morton smirked and resumed the battle.
BGM: The Encounter (Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep)
"Okay, this is just too much!" Weiss complained as Morton gleefully jumped around to try and squish them all, not to mention that the Skewers were also a problem as they managed to land a few hits on the burly Koopaling.
"Ha ha ha!" Morton laughed and hit his hammer on the ground, as the spot that Nyx, Jaune and Pyrrha were on was going up.
"Oh no! We're going to get squished!" Jaune cried.
"Oh no, we're not!" Nyx jumped down as Pyrrha grabbed a hold of Jaune and jumped off, as he screamed as a Skewer came down to add insult to injury as Pyrrha looked behind her.
"Nyx!"
"I know!" Nyx nodded as she landed on top of Morton who was a little busy with the Mario Bros, and then Pyrrha followed suit as they jumped off.
"Oh… my he-" The Skewered hit him. "GAH!"
"Oh! That'll hurt!" Sun winced.
"You okay, Jaune?" Pyrrha asked.
"Y-yeah…" Jaune nodded as the Skewer went back as Morton shook it off and he did the same thing, this time with Nora.
"Oh no you don't!" Nora exclaimed, hammering it back down… and as she did, Morton went up, as her eyes widened and gave her an idea as Morton angrily stomped on the ground to force it back down. "Pyrrha! Give me a boost!"
"On it!" Pyrrha nodded as Nora jumped up on Pyrrha's shield and she launched her up in the air as Nora went higher up, and then saw a Skewer ready to launch as she came back down, switching to the grenade launcher to hit Morton as everyone jumped back as Nora turned it back into the Hammer phase and slammed the hammer onto it, as Morton went up as was knocked down by the grenade launcher… aaaand the skewer was coming right on top of Morton.
"I can't look!" Neptune closed his eyes as the Skewer hit him as Mario and Luigi winced… but the floor went higher and Morton was launched out of the castle.
"AAAAAAAAAAH! LORD BOWSEEEEEEEEEEEER!" Morton yelled as a star shined brightly in the sky.
End BGM
"That didn't kill him? I'm surprised!" Grif asked.
"It'll take more than a Skewer to take him down." Mario said as the whole place went back to normal.
"Aww… I wanted to be skewered…" Sister pouted.
"Wait, what?" Luigi looked at her as they walked outside, but not before Mario getting another egg and then hammering the castle to bits, and then the Yoshi egg hatched into a Red Yoshi.
"Yo yo yo!" The Red Yoshi exclaimed as Yoshi, Zwei and Poochy reunited as the two Yoshis hugged and Red Yoshi took off.
"Well, that's another castle destroyed." Sarge said. "Where to next?"
Mario pointed to a cave up ahead. "The Vanilla Dome."
"…Oh, great…" Grif groaned as they walked into the Vanilla Dome, as Luigi, Jaune and Grif knew… that there would be a ton of Swoopers awaiting them.
Meanwhile…
"I'm telling ya, I could've sworn there was an electrical storm over here!" Green said.
"Riiiiight… as if an electrical storm could start on land…" Red said.
"…Hey, does anyone hear that?" Yellow asked as they looked around.
"Up there!" Black pointed in the sky as they looked up to see Morton coming in hot.
"I think we're in the way." Red said as they moved out of the way just a little bit… and Morton landed exactly where they had moved, crushing them all.
"Ooogh…" Morton groaned as Nabbit wandered by and saw Morton's hammer and wand, as he gleefully ran over and put them in his bag as he took off once again.
"Mmph… I beg your pardon, big guy but… GET. OFF." Red's voice was muffled… but unfortunately for them, Morton wasn't going anywhere anytime soon…
And somewhere else, specifically the Mushroom Kingdom…
"AAAAH! IT'S BOWSER!"
"EVERYONE RUN!"
"Hmph, what a bunch of scaredy cats." Dry Bowser chuckled as he had wandered into the library as the Toad Librarian hid behind the counter, cowering as Dry Bowser looked through some books and then saw something.
"Hmm?" He wondered and picked it up. "The history of Demise?" He read and curiously read it.
As he was reading, he found something interesting.
"While Demise himself may be destroyed, Ghirahim still lives on and is currently residing in the Smash Mansion. Demise may also be brought back under a condition." He read and then walked to the desk. "Excuse me."
"Y-Y-Y-Yes?"
"Do you know where the Smash Mansion is at?"
"L-L-L-Like I should tell you!"
"Tell me, or this will be the last time you see this library." Dry Bowser threatened.
"Meep…" The librarian gulped. "W-Would you like to give you a map?"
"Yes."
"Alright…" He nodded as he walked forward to the maps as Dry Bowser tapped his fingers on the desk, patiently waiting and then the librarian returned. "H-Here's the map to the Smash Mansion."
Dry Bowser took it and then hummed, looking where it's at. "Quite the trek." He said.
"Y-Y-Yes, it is…!"
"No matter, I'm going over there myself." He said.
"Wh-why?"
"To recruit somebody." He chuckled and tossed the book to the side as he walked out as the Librarian saw a picture of Sir Fabulousness himself, as the librarian paled… and fainted.
"Alright, time to get some information on Demise himself. I'll make this Ghirahim talk." He chuckled darkly and walked forward.
RWBY Castle Calamity! Part 2!
BGM: Going Somewhere (Mario Party 2)
"Alright, stand aside!" Neptune cracked his knuckles. "I'll take down this castle myself!"
"And how are you going to do that?" Sun asked.
"Simple!" Neptune jumped up on the switch to take it down... and then the castle rumbled as they looked on in anticipation... only for the doors to open up and drench poor Neptune with a huge tidal wave of water.
"Whoa! Where'd that come from?!" Ruby asked as Neptune stood there, completely drenched as he spat out water... and fell on his back.
"Well, that's a bummer." Sun said.
"Forget the switch! I got this!" Church said and then aimed his Sniper Rifle at the castle, and then pulled the trigger, as the bullet went inside the castle as it bounced around repeatedly until it launched itself out and smacked into Church's head, knocking him down and his ghost self appeared. "OH GOD DAMMIT!"
"Congratulations, you hit something." Grif said.
"OH SHUT THE FUCK UP, GRIF!"
*Take 2*
Church pulled the trigger, as it bounced off the outer wall of the castle and went straight for Yang. "Whoa!" Yang ducked and the bullet whizzed past her. "Phew, that was clo-" She saw a strand of hair that gently floated down to the ground. "...Church..."
"Uh oh..." Ruby paled.
"I-It's not what it looks like! It's an accident!"
"YOU'RE DEAD!" She screamed and tackled him to the ground, proceeding to fight him in a fighting dust cloud.. and she didn't stop until Church was in his Ghost form... but even then, Yang was still punching his body.
"Yang! YANG! HEY!" Church yelled. "...Sigh, this is gonna take a while."
"AHAHAHA!" Nora jumped forward, hammering the castle... but the castle did not budge, but a small shockwave went throughout Nora's entire body as she fell to the ground, shaking like a leaf and then the hammer itself managed to get away from Nora's grip, and proceeded to act like a jackhammer and go inside the ground, never to be seen again. "Aww...!"
"...Well, that's new." Weiss said.
"So, what do you suggest we do to get rid of this castle?" Grif asked.
Sarge rubbed his chin in thought and then snapped his fingers, having an idea. "Use your head!"
"Great! ...Use it for what?"
"For this!" Sarge said as he picked up Grif.
"Hey! Hey! Don't touch me!"
"Simmons! Donut! Nora! I could use some help!" Sarge requested as Nora chuckled maniacally as they proceeded to make Grif into a battering ram.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Grif yelled.
"Using your head!" Sarge said. "Alright, CHAAAAAAAAAAARGE!"
"But... but... I DON'T WANT TO USE MY HEAD!" Grif screamed as he was screaming as they proceeded to ram Grif through the castle... but not surprisingly, the castle didn't even budge... and Grif had his head through the castle.
"Drat! That didn't work!" Sarge growled.
"In what way did you think that'd work?!" Church asked.
"Well, it seemed like a good idea. But on the bright side... at least Grif is dead!"
"Ow... no... I just have a really bad concussion..." Grif groaned through the hole.
"Double drat!" Sarge growled. "Alright, back to the drawing board!"
Nothing like Castle Calamity to brighten the mood, no?
Also, I never thought a game starring Magikarp, of all Pokemon, to be so fun, cute... and totally addictive! (It's Magikarp Jump, by the way.)