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BGM: Underground (Super Mario 3D World)
They soon reappeared back in the Vanilla Dome. "Argh! Witchcraft!" Sarge growled. "Wait, where are we?"
"Back in the Vanilla Dome." Mario said.
"…Yeah, can we go back to the fresh air?" Grif asked.
"What fresh air? We've smelled the same stuff through our helmets!" Donut said.
"Shut. Up!" He demanded.
"I'm with Grif on this one." Luigi said.
"Well, at least we're back where we started… I guess." Weiss said as they walked forward and then saw a skull raft in front of them… in a river full of lava.
World 3-3: Poochy Ain't Stupid
"Uh-uh, I'm not getting cooked alive on that death trap!" Sun said. "Surely there's gotta be a better way across… like a Cape Feather or something."
"I'm not picking up on any Cape Feathers nearby." Nyx said. "However, I am picking up on some Grimm following us."
"What?!" Ruby exclaimed as they turned around… to see about four Deathstalkers approaching.
"FOUR OF THEM?!" Luigi yelled.
"Alright, I'd rather fight them instead of on that lava river raft of death!" Grif said.
"I agree." Weiss said as they got ready for combat.
"Alright, guys! Let's go!" Grif said as he turned his head… to see that everyone jumped on the raft instead rather than fighting four gigantic Grimm scorpions. "You. Have. GOT. To. Be. KIDDING. Me!" He growled.
"Now what?!" Weiss asked.
"We fight, duh!" Grif said, and then they heard barking as they saw that Poochy wasn't on the raft too. "Welp, gotta protect the dumb dog too."
Poochy, on the other hand, was getting ideas and waited for the right moment, watching the Grimm getting closer and closer… until finally, he picked up Weiss and Grif and quickly ran off and jumped.
"WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT! I DIDN'T WANT TO GO OUT THIS WAY!" Grif yelled as Weiss was screaming loudly.
Splash!
The four Deathstalkers couldn't believe their eyes… as one of them tried to do it as well to see if they could do it, only to get burned alive in the process. This made other Deathstalkers to look at each other before walking away.
"Huh?" Weiss wondered as she looked down to see Poochy happily swimming through the lava as if he wasn't fazed at all.
"We're alive?" Grif asked and looked down. "…Uh, how are we sitting on a dog that is SWIMMING THROUGH LAVA COMPLETELY UNHARMED?!"
"Yoshi Yoshi!" Yoshi called out to them as they were not that far from the skull raft.
"He says that Poochy is smarter than you think!" Mario translated.
"OH THAT'S A LOAD OF BULLSHIT!" Grif yelled.
"How can a dumb dog swim through lava unharmed?!" Weiss asked.
"Yoshi Yo!"
"He's saying that Poochy ain't stupid!" Mario called out.
"…I give up." Grif sighed.
"Zwei? Can you do that?" Ruby asked as Zwei whined, backing up and not wanting to try it. "It's okay, I wouldn't let you try it either."
"I want a dog like that." Sarge said.
"I wonder what it's liking riding on a dog swimming through lava." Jaune wondered as they traversed through the lava river, being mindful of the Blaargs that had a watchful eye on them, but luckily Weiss froze them over with her sword, which made her wonder how she could take out a fire monster with ice, but she wasn't gonna even question it, since that would probably give her more of a headache… as for Grif, he was still trying to figure out how a dog could easily survive lava.
"What I want to know is how Poochy is withstanding all of that heat." Pyrrha said as they eventually came to a gentle stop as they hopped off of the lava raft and Poochy happily jumped out, completely covered in lava as Weiss and Grif hopped off, as Poochy proceeded to shake all that lava off of him… and to their surprise, not one hair was singed from Poochy's body.
"HOW?!" Everyone but the Mario Bros and Yoshi yelled.
"Yoshi Yo." Yoshi shrugged it off like it was no big deal as they saw a light out of the end of the tunnel, making them smile as they ran out to see… a huge area with gigantic turnip pillars and mushroom platforms, and another cave at the very end.
End BGM
World 3-4: What Do They Grow Here?
BGM: Athletic (Super Mario World)
"What… kind of a turnip… is that…" Church said.
"A big one." Caboose said the obvious.
"Yeah, I can see that!" Church exclaimed in frustration as they proceeded to jump on the Mushroom Platforms and started to go forward… and it would be quite the simple trip, if it wasn't dark and the constant barrage of Bullet Bills. Luckily, they had Nyx warning them about the Bullet Bills, but even then, it was kinda hard to see them as some of them were grazed.
"Giant Turnips!" Sun seemed to complain as he was climbing up on one. "What's next, cherries that can make you a twin?"
"Oh come on, that'd never happen!" Neptune said.
"Dude! We're in a place where flowers can give you fire powers, and bullets with eyes and arms on them!" Sun exclaimed. "Not to mention REALLY big fish and talking turtles and all that stuff!"
"Don't forget the green dinosaur and a lava-proof dog!" Grif added as they soon made it on top and then hopped to the next platform. "Cherries that can make you a double is very likely in this crazy world!"
"Yeah, good point." Neptune said.
"Now, if you tell me that there's a ghost that can possess hats and then lets you possess someone, now THAT… I would laugh in your face if you told me that was real!" Grif said as they walked forward, dodging more Bullet Bills and kept going as they climbed up more turnip pillars until they finally made it all the way to the end… and into another cave entrance.
End BGM
"Ugh, you're kidding." Yang said. "I thought we were done with the inside of the cave."
"Nope…" Ruby sighed.
"Well, here's hoping we won't have to stay in for too much longer." Blake said as they walked in… and saw a castle in front of them.
"So, who are we fighting this time?" Sarge asked, cocking his shotgun as Mario read the sign in front of the castle.
"Lemmy's Castle." Mario read.
"Oh boy…" Luigi groaned.
"It can't be too horrible." Weiss said, immediately regretting her words knowing how the last two fights with the Koopalings went as they went inside, while Yoshi, Zwei and Poochy were blocked off by a Magikoopa petrifying the doors, much to Yoshi's annoyance.
World 3-Castle: Lemmy the Circus Clown?
BGM: Bowser's Castle (Fortune Street)
As soon as they entered the castle, they noticed they were on some blocks hovering above the lava, but then a Magikoopa showed up. "Kamek!" Ruby exclaimed.
"Nope! Just a regular Magikoopa! Ehehehe!" He laughed and then threw his magic at them, where just in front of them, one of the blocks turned into a Spiny as it fell into the lava.
"Oh geez! We gotta book it out of here!" Jaune exclaimed as they did as the Magikoopa followed them, laughing maniacally and firing magic until Blake had enough and jumped up to where the Magikoopa was, as she threw Gambol Shroud at him, but he disappeared and then reappeared.
"Missed me!" He smirked, but Blake pulled it back, as it fired in the process and then hitting the Magikoopa. "Agh!" He cried, and was sent to Blake as she summoned her Belladonna Claws and proceeded to slash him repeatedly until she kicked him towards the lava. "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!" He cried, launching up and out of the castle and out of Vanilla Dome where he landed in the water… and got eaten by a Big Bertha.
Blake returned to her friends where they soon came to an area where the platforms sank into the lava, and then rose up until it hit the ceiling, vice versa if they hit the ground before the lava, so they walked carefully, not wanting to be crushed or be pestered by the Dry Bones, as they had a little trouble with a couple of them, but they weren't too horrible as they eventually came to the final door and they went in after they regrouped and walked in.
End BGM
"Hehehehe! Welcome one and all!" A voice caught their attention. "Please, enter the circus tent!"
"A circus what now?" Simmons asked as the lights came on and a circus tent was right in the middle of the room.
"…You cannot be serious." Grif said.
"Oooh! I've always wanted to go to the circus!" Caboose exclaimed.
"Do you even know what a circus is?" Church wondered before preventing himself from asking anything else to him as they walked in with their weapons ready, and then they saw the stage in front of them which looked like a normal circus… and then a smoke bomb landed on the ground, and then Lemmy appeared.
"Thank you! Thank you!" He took a bow. "It is I, Lemmy, the greatest and most humble illusionist in all the world! The things you're about to see may shock you. They may astound you! But they'll definitely impress you!" He said. "Now, for my first act…" He summoned a ball and hopped on it. "I will make my special guests disappear!"
Suddenly, a cage landed on all of them and just before they could say anything, Lemmy fired at the cage as they all disappeared. "And now for my second act-"
"Woohoo! Encore! Encore!" Caboose clapped, as he was somehow not with the group, as Lemmy looked at him in surprise. "Do it again! Woo!"
"…Uh…" Lemmy blinked. "Alright, for my second act, I'll do it again!" He exclaimed, this time hitting Caboose as he disappeared. "And now for my third act… I'll DISAPPEAR!" He yelled and then flashbanged away.
With the others…
The cage opened up in a more deadlier circus-like arena, complete with chainsaws, cannons, a cage with a Dino Rhino in it, all of that fun stuff. "Okay, NOW where are we? What happened?" Ruby asked.
"It was a trap… and we walked into it." Yang said.
"Aww, you're not completely in pieces yet?" Lemmy appeared. "Oh well, I guess I'll have to do this final act all on my own!" He said and then aimed his wand and spun around, hitting the various objects and the cage with the Dino Rhino opened up. "Let's see if you can deal with all this. Oh performeeeeers~!" He said as several Hammer Bros and Boomerang Bros appeared with circus hats.
"I didn't sign up for the Koopa Troop army for this." One of the Boomerang Bros muttered.
"Now! Let's have some good fun!" Lemmy grinned.
"How is this even fun?!" Weiss asked, but the battle began before she could even say anything else.
BGM: This Way That (Mario Party 2)
"Wahoo!" Lemmy exclaimed, firing bouncy balls at them as they dodged and they went to attack him, but the Juggler and Circus Bros wouldn't let them attack Lemmy, so they had to split up while one of them dealt with the Dino Rhino itself while being careful with the cannonballs and the Bullet Bills.
The Dino Rhino breathed fire at Yang, Weiss, Pyrrha, Nora, Sarge and Mario, but they avoided the attack as Weiss fired icicles at it, seeming to annoy it as it tried to ram into her, but she jumped to the side as Sarge shot in the face, but it wasn't even fazed by his bullets as Mario took out his hammer and hammered him away to knock it back, then Yang used an uppercut to knock it up in the air where Nora jumped up and hammered him down.
The Dino Rhino surprisingly shook that off and breathed fire again, but they avoided it and then Pyrrha nearly got rammed into, but she jumped up and threw her spear and shield to hurt the Dino Rhino, and then noticed a Bullet Bill coming towards her as she used her polarity to direct it to the Dino Rhino and it slammed into the rhino to knock it forward where Yang punched it in the head to knock it down as it tried to get back up… but collapsed from the damage it received and it disappeared.
"Poor guy…" Nora sighed. "He would've made a nice pet."
"I could've easily torched Grif with it." Sarge said.
"I HEARD THAT!" Grif yelled, throwing the hammers back at a Juggler Bro as one of them hit him on the head.
"Doh!" Juggler Bro groaned… and then got punched in the face by Church as Lemmy decided to summon a few more while taking care of Ruby, Nyx, Blake, Donut, Luigi, Ren and Jaune.
"Hehehehe!" Lemmy proceeded to launch some bouncy balls at them but they dodged as Luigi hammered one back to him to knock him off the ball. "Whoa!" He exclaimed and landed on his shell where Ruby and Blake proceeded to hit him repeatedly and then Nyx fired an arrow from her crossbow, but Lemmy ducked in his shell in time and spun towards them, as Jaune tried to stop it with his shoe, but Lemmy unfortunately slammed into his other foot.
"OOOOOW!" Jaune yelled as Lemmy got up and summoned a ball and threw it at him to knock him down as he got back up on his big ball, but then Nyx fired her crossbow at the ball to pop it to knock him over.
"Ah! No fair! You popped it!" He exclaimed as Ren ran over and kicked him over with the help of Donut. "OOOF!" He cried as he hit a wall and got up, groaning… and then Kamek flew in.
End BGM
"Need some help?" Kamek asked.
"I want my ball back!"
"Here, let me help you with that." Kamek said as he proceeded to use his magic around the area, first upgrading the cannons and Bullet Bill blasters to make bigger cannonballs and Banzai Bill Blasters and then he proceeded to make a spikier ball for Lemmy. (Think: Color Splash)
"Ooooh!" Lemmy's eyes sparkled and hopped on. "Thank you!"
"And with that, I'm gone." Kamek said and then disappeared.
"Wahoo! Look at me! I'm all hip with this new ball!" Lemmy exclaimed.
"You're not even hip at all! Whatever that means!" Church exclaimed.
"Oh, don't be such a buzzkill!"
BGM: Lemmy's Grand Finale (Paper Mario: Color Splash)
Lemmy giggled excitedly and then proceeded to spin the ball wildly and did a few tricks on it as he attempted to skewer his opponents as they tried to dodge and tried to hit him, but the cannonballs and the Banzai Bills were making it harder for them to dodge and land a hit.
Nyx quickly aimed at the ball and proceeded to fire her crossbow, but the arrow was soon deflected as it was spinning wildly. Dammit. She thought as Ruby used her semblance to get Lemmy off of the ball, but Lemmy launched a ball to knock her back, and then Mario and Luigi used the ball to their advantage as they both jumped on it as they got into position.
"Luigi!" Mario cued as Luigi pulled out his hammer and swung it at him, sending him straight to Lemmy and knocking into him.
"YOW!" Lemmy yelled, and then got hit in the head by Pyrrha's shield as the ball stopped spinning for a few seconds as Nyx found her chance and fired from her crossbow, as it hit the ball and air started pouring out. "Ack!" He exclaimed, firing magic at the hole to patch it up, but now the ball looked a little deflated. "Be careful with that!"
Lemmy then proceeded to do the same thing, but a little sluggishly this time as they could easily dodge it as Ruby had an idea. "Mario! Give me a boost!"
Mario nodded and then got into position as when Ruby stepped on his hands, he launched her up and she landed on a Banzai Bill, not exactly destroying it, but she was on higher ground as she aimed at Lemmy and shot him to knock him down. "Ooof!" He cried as Ruby jumped off and landed on the ground, with the bigger cannonballs helping her stick the landing safely, and then the Reds and Blues started shooting him to knock Lemmy around until the ball was slow enough as Nyx shot another arrow to deflate it even more but Lemmy quickly patched it back up, but now it looked almost completely flat.
"Aww! Look at what you did to my pretty ball!" Lemmy pouted as he hopped off. "I guess I'll do this the old fashioned wa-" He heard screaming as he turned… and then Yang punched his head as he was launched to a certain spot on the floor. "Ooogh…"
"Oooh, what does this do?" Sister asked, seeing a rope dangling from the air as she pulled it as the floor underneath Lemmy opened up and down he went, and then a cannon came out and aimed directly at the roof, where Lemmy was launched out of the castle.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Lemmy screamed.
"I want a refund. That was the worst circus performance of all time." Grif said.
"Agreed." Everyone nodded.
End BGM
With Lemmy…
"AAAAAAAAAAAH!" He still screamed and then landed on the ground on top of the Vanilla Dome where his wand landed and fired a few bouncy balls before it stopped. "That'll be… 400 coins… for the show…" He groaned, unaware of Nabbit collecting the wand and then took off, while a little ways off, the Koopa Bros heard something bouncing and they turned to see the balls coming towards them.
"…This day sucks." Red muttered as one by one, they were all taken away by the balls and they all fell off the cliff… where they landed near Soda Lake as they emerged from the water and top of the balls.
"What's going on?" Green groaned.
"I dunno… but I have a feeling someone's messing with us." Yellow groaned.
Back with the others…
"And that takes care of that castle." Mario said, putting his hammer away as they rescued another Yoshi egg and used the back door, and then the egg hatched a Yellow Yoshi.
"Yoshi Yoshi!" The Yellow Yoshi exclaimed, and then ran off.
"Alright, let's-a go!" Mario said as they hopped into the warp pipe and got out of the Vanilla Dome, where they realized it was still night.
"Sooo… set up camp before we go forward?" Ruby asked as they found themselves in an open field.
"That fight wore me out. I can use some sleep." Yang smiled.
"I'll set us up." Nyx said and with a few minutes of setting up traps just in case someone decided to sneak up on them, and then they made a fire.
"Had we known the princess would be kidnapped, we would've brought sleeping bags…" Luigi sheepishly rubbed his head.
"It's fine." Ruby chuckled.
"I'll take the first watch." Nyx said.
"Alright." Mario nodded as they found a comfortable spot and proceeded to sleep.
It was just about a few hours later that everyone was asleep, and Nyx was still watching, listening to the crickets chirping throughout the night, a few Cheep Cheep jumping over the water and a few Swoops flew by, not seeming to be interested in them.
She watched the fire dance before her, crackling throughout the night as she put down some more kindling in there to warm everyone up, as she watched a few sparks float up in the air before disappearing as she took a deep breath and looked up at the starry sky, as she flashbacked to that horrible day in Gusty Gulch, where they ruined her family's life.
A tear ran down her cheek, silently sobbing to herself, trying to wipe her tears away but more came… as she just kept crying as this woke up Sarge. "Hmm…?" He woke up, stretching and looked at Nyx. "Nyx, you alright?"
Nyx sniffed a little. "Yeah…" She lied.
Sarge sat up straight and walked over to her and sat down. "You don't sound fine to me. You can tell me anything. I can keep a secret."
"Y-you can?"
"I may not look it, but I'd be willing to put my life on the line just to protect secrets!"
Nyx chuckled a little. "Just… don't tell anyone until I'm ready to say anything…"
"My lips are sealed."
BGM: Luma (Super Mario Galaxy)
Nyx looked back up at the starry sky. "It began when two people showed up in Gusty Gulch, they looked like Mario and Luigi but… they were far more sinister."
"How sinister are we talking?"
"Like pulling out everything you can so you can win… and I don't mean win for good."
"Oh… go on."
"It was an enjoyable day at my house, until those two showed up. They called themselves Wario and Waluigi."
"Wario and Waluigi? What do they look like?"
"I believe… Wario is the yellow one and extremely fat and pudgy while Waluigi is the extremely skinny one that wears purple."
"Yeesh…"
"Anyway, they decided to play a game. If we won, they'd leave... but if we lost, the house would be theirs. It was a simple game that Wario came up with... and my dad played it with them. It was going well... until Waluigi decided to do something that made my dad lose. It turns out, it was rigged from the start."
Sarge's eyes widened through his helmet. "Those dirty dirtbags…!"
"They are. My dad played well, but Waluigi knew he would lose. That bastard just… played him like that! I was horrified that he lost. We had to pack up the stuff that we needed and took off and I can still remember the smug looks on their faces. As soon as we got into Forever Forest… I heard explosions. The only thing that came to mind… was that they were destroying that house."
"Did you go back?"
"I tried, but my parents said it's too late to turn back… so we just kept walking through the forest and we made it into Toad Town and started our new lives there. My dad found a job at a Hammer Bro Construction Site, my mother works at one of the libraries… while I was nothing more than a sobbing mess. I wasn't myself for a couple of months… I told myself to move forward but no matter what I did…"
Sarge put a gentle hand on her shoulder. "Kid, you are one hell of a brave soldier. You are doing everything you can to get over it, right?"
"I already did, but every once in a while, I just… think about it and get emotional all over again. Not to mention I also get really angry when I think about those two. I just want to find them and beat the living hell out of the both of them."
"I don't blame you."
"But… revenge is not for me… but I ever see them again, I'll be sure to kick their ass. I'll never find it in my heart to ever forgive them."
"Maybe someday, you actually will… but if you ever need help, you know exactly who to look for."
Nyx smiled. "Thanks, Sarge…"
Sarge chuckled. "Mind if I make a request?"
"Yeah?"
"How about the next time you cry, they will be tears of joy. I wanna see you smiling when you cry."
Nyx giggled while wiping the rest of her tears away. "I will. I'll make sure of that."
Sarge chuckled. "That's what I wanna hear." He said as he looked at the fire. "Another request. How about you get some sleep and I take over."
"You sure?"
Sarge nodded. "You look like you need it."
"I'm fine." Nyx said.
"Alright." Sarge chuckled as they stared at the fire together until a few minutes later, he felt something gently hit his arm as he turned to see Nyx fast asleep, her head leaning on his arm. "Heheh, look at that." He chuckled and then sighed. "Let's just hope… you don't destroy yourself during this." He quietly said and looked back at the fire.
End BGM
Meanwhile…
"I will be heading to Hyrule." Ganondorf told Ghirahim. "You will take my place in the roster for now until I return."
"As you wish, Master Ganondorf." Ghirahim bowed as Ganondorf got on his horse and took off. He never understood why Master Hand would revive him as an Assist Trophy and not bring his old master, Demise, with him. But he guessed this was fate, stuck with the reincarnation of Demise known as the great demon king Ganondorf himself.
He respected the Great King of Evil and would not hesitate to obey Ganondorf's commands… but what he found insulting was that he kept getting defeated by the likes of Captain Falcon, Ryu, Greninja, Pikachu, and worst of all… Link and Zelda.
Sure, these two are different than the ones he met in the past, but just looking at them makes him so angry. No… it makes him furious. Outraged. Sick with anger.
Ganondorf told him not to worry about it since he can easily pummel those fools with ease, but every once in a while, he'll have his losing days… especially to that scrawny Wii Fit Trainer. Just thinking about all those fools who beat Ganondorf made him want to kill them all, but he'll wait for the perfect moment and Ganondorf did order him not to kill any of the roster, much to his annoyance.
Demise sighed and turned around, ready to walk back into the mansion when he sensed someone approach him. "And you are?" He asked, ready to draw his rapier.
"An acquaintance."
"I highly doubt that." Ghirahim turned around to look at Dry Bowser. "Oh, if it isn't the Koopa King of old."
"So you've heard of me."
"Who hasn't heard of you?"
"Fair point."
"What are you doing here? Wanting to destroy the mansion? Get in line."
"No, I came here to recruit you for my dominance on the Mushroom Kingdom. It is my rightful place after all."
Ghirahim raised an eyebrow. "And why do you want me with you? I serve only to Lord Ganondorf."
"What if I told you that you can revive Demise?"
"Hmph… I've tried that multiple times, but I just end up failing. Ganondorf is my new master and I had to come to terms with that."
"I did read this." He said, pulling out the same book that he decided to take with him from the library and tossed it to him.
"Hmph… all about my former master." He muttered as he flipped through the pages until the last page. "There's actually a proper way to revive Demise?"
"Yes."
Ghirahim looked into it. "I will need the Star Spirits, Crystal Stars, the Pure Hearts, the Master Sword and four princesses, while I perform the ceremony where I revived my old master?"
"Keep reading."
"I will need the Princess of Hyrule, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, the Princess of Sarasaland… and a Cosmic Princess?"
"That is correct."
"…As much as it is tempting to work with you. There's a fatal flaw in this, and that is the cosmic princess."
"Oh?"
"There is no such thing as the cosmic princess. No matter how many times that fool Master Hand sends out invitations to invite her to this tournament, she will not come. I've told him many times that this "Rosalina" does not exist, but he remains optimistic, as does everyone else. Only I and Lord Ganondorf have clear heads on this."
"She may still exist."
"Maybe… but there's another fatal flaw, the Master Sword. It is the Blade of Evil's Bane and evil is not allowed to touch it. Last I checked, you and me are both evil… and even if we could get the sword, we'd have to deal with that constant spirit that is called Fi."
"Ah, but who's to say that we can't hypnotize Link?"
Ghirahim paused for a moment. "Hmm… you mean possess Link into doing our bidding?
"Yes."
Ghirahim thought long and hard about this. "We need someone who can do that. Last I checked, magicians aren't that common here and Magikoopas can do jack."
"I have heard of an alternate world called the Paper Dimension. I am sure there's a magician out there who can help us."
"Hmph, and how would you be able to do that?"
Dry Bowser smirked. "I'll think of something… but are you in?"
"If it means turning Link into my slave and doing my bidding… then I'm all in. But I will still serve under Lord Ganondorf… Lord Dry Bowser." Ghirahim said, with a hint of sarcasm when calling Dry Bowser 'Lord'. But he didn't seem to mind.
"Understandable. I will go look for these Star Spirits first."
"And I will pretend I never saw you." Ghirahim said as they both chuckled and laughed evilly, unaware of them being spied on by three Mii Fighters.
"What do you think they're up too…?" One of them, a Brawler, whispered suspiciously.
"I don't know, but I don't like the look of it." Another, Gunner, said.
"We need to keep a close eye on them." The third, Swordfighter, advised as they both nodded.
Back with the others, specifically in the next morning…
They all woke up, stretching as they got up as Nyx seemed to be a lot more chipper than last night. "So, shall we get going?" Yang asked.
"Yeah!" Ruby nodded as they proceeded to take off.
"You feeling alright?" Sarge asked Nyx.
"Yeah." She nodded with a smile as they took off with the others.
RWBY's Castle Calamity! (Part 3!)
BGM: Going Somewhere (Mario Party 2)
Yang walked forward and proceeded to punch the castle repeatedly, screaming... but then the doors opened up and a boxing glove shot out of it and hit Yang in the head to knock her away and she hit a wall. "Yang! Are you okay?!" Ruby asked.
"Ow..." Yang groaned.
"...Take that as a no."
Yoshi threw several eggs at the castle, only for a cannon to come up from the ground and proceeded to pelt Yoshi with eggs, causing him to yelp in surprise and ran off.
"Where did those eggs come from?!" Weiss asked.
Mario noticed a Bob-Omb walking around as he picked it up as it lit up in response as he threw it, only for it to bounce back and landed right in front of Luigi... where it blew up. "YAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
"Sorry, bro!" Mario called out as the smoke cleared as Luigi was covered in soot and coughed out some soot in the process.
"Ow..."
"I'll take care of this." Blake said as she summoned her Belladonna Claws and got ready to make mince meat out of it, only for a Koopa to appear from a window and drop a ball of yarn on the ground in front of her as her eyes widened in surprise as her kitty instincts kicked in and proceeded to play with the ball of yarn, causing everyone to facepalm... well, except for Sun.
"Lookin' good!"
"TAKE THIS!" Jaune yelled, slashing the castle repeatedly and when he was done, nothing happened... until his sword shattered, causing him to scream. "NO!"
"Hey! You!" Sister pointed to the castle. "I will go inside of you... and then I want you to penetrate ME!" She said.
"Wait, what?" Grif asked in surprise... but what really surprised them was the castle decided to slowly slide away from them... mostly because Sister seemed to greatly disturb it.
"Wait, what? When do castles move? GET OVER HERE!" Sister yelled.
"...What... am I looking at..." Sun wondered.
Nyx fired a few arrows to penetrate the castle walls as Nora happily hopped on them and then she jumped up to hammer the castle down, as she squished the castle... until it sprang back up, causing her to scream and then landed on the ground near them... with her hammer landing right on top of her to knock her out.
"Oh, that's gonna leave a mark." Nyx winced.
Nothing like a circus for good ol' Lemmy, am I right?