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BGM: Forever Forest (Paper Mario)

"Okay, so… anyone got a map?" Nora asked as they wandered around the forest.

"If we had a map, Ruby would totally lose it." Simmons said.

"Hey! I would not!"

"You fell for a cookie bait! You'd definitely lose a map!"

"Have faith in her, she won't do that." Yang said. "If anyone, it'd be Grif, given his laziness." She said.

"I second that!" Sarge immediately said.

"I third that!" Simmons agreed.

"Hey! I'd be good with a map! It'd be Church considering he can't aim with that Sniper Rifle of his!" Grif argued.

"Oh, why you little bitch…" Church growled.

"Now now, let's try not to kill each other." Nyx chuckled. "…But seriously, this forest is starting to get to me as well."

"Yoshi Yoshi…" Yoshi nodded in agreement.

"Hey guys? Have we seen this fork in the road before?" Weiss asked as they came across a fork in the road.

"Ugh, this place all looks the same…" Sun muttered.

"Tell me about it!" Neptune complained as they went the other way and kept walking, and as they did, they saw a warp pipe right in front of them.

"That's new." Pyrrha said.

"Finally! A way out of here!" Neptune exclaimed as he happily jumped on in right when Mario hit a floating ? block out of curiosity and tons of Penguin Suits came out.

"…Uh oh." Luigi said.

"Well… that's good to know." Mario said as Sun grabbed one.

"Hang on, buddy!" Sun said as he hopped in as the others absorbed the Penguin Suits and they all hopped in.

End BGM

World 5-4: Gone Swimming

BGM: Underwater (New Super Mario Bros Wii/U)

"Blub! Blub!" Neptune squirmed, immediately regretting his life choices. Luckily, Sun came down and threw a Penguin Suit at him to get him to breathe. "…Ugh… I just had to go down here."

"I don't blame you, I was getting a little sick of the forest myself." Sun chuckled as the others joined him.

"Might as well take a look around since we're down here." Mario said as they nodded and they swam around, while Sun pulled Neptune with his tail.

"One of these days, I'm going to be pulling you in the water." Neptune said.

"Ha! Good luck with that." Sun chuckled as Neptune rolled his eyes. Everyone went around and encountered some Urchins, as Mario and Luigi threw some ice balls to have them float to the ocean ceiling and then they shattered on impact.

"I always feel kind of bad for doing that to them." Luigi said. "I prefer them thawing out in the sun."

"True…" Mario nodded as they kept swimming.

"Aww, that fishy likes us!" Caboose said as they turned to see a Rip Van Fish swimming towards them.

"…He looks pissed." Grif said as Ruby fired an ice ball at it to freeze it solid.

"Those things, unlike Cheep Cheeps, are aggressive." Ruby explained.

"Cheep Cheeps can be aggressive at times." Luigi said. "…Or am I thinking of Deep Cheeps?"

"You're thinking of Deep Cheeps… and Big Bertha and Cheep Chomps." Mario said, as Blake shuddered when she heard Big Bertha.

"Oh, right." Luigi nodded as they kept swimming around.

"You know, I always like how it's always so calming when you're in the water." Ruby said. "Aside from those Cheep Cheeps out to get you."

"And those eels when we were saving the Mario Bros." Weiss added.

"The Unagis? Yeah… this is why I have trust issues with deep bodies of water. You never know what's inside!" Luigi said as they walked… and then heard a loud whistle as they looked down to see a Charging Chuck.

"What's that guy doing down there?" Yang wondered.

"…I'm picking up on a lot of enemies coming right at us." Nyx said as they turned to see a lot of Rip Van Fish coming towards them.

"Oh… so do we make a swim for it?" Jaune asked.

"You don't have to ask ME twice!" Luigi swam off as the others quickly did the same since there was a lot of them, but one by one, they bit them, making them lose their powerups, but luckily, they got into a pipe before things got too deadly.

End BGM

They all hopped out of the warp pipe and landed in a new area of the forest. "Ugh… that was too close for comfort…" Sun muttered.

"Mama mia…" Luigi sighed.

"The good news is… we're all here." Mario said as they nodded while panting as they got back up.

"Did the forest get darker or is just me?" Nyx wondered as they looked around.

"We're definitely deeper in the forest." Mario said. "We should be close to getting out of here."

"…I honestly doubt it." Luigi muttered as they wandered into the forest.

BGM: Forest (New Super Mario Bros Wii/U)

World 5-5 – Bubbly Enemies

"Are we really going the right way?" Ruby asked.

"We should be, otherwise I'd be mad if we were going around in circles." Weiss said.

"Agreed." Donut nodded as they kept walking as they noticed Goombas and Bob-ombs floating around in balloons.

"Well, there's something you don't see every day." Mario said.

"At least they're harmless." Luigi chuckled… and right on cue, the bubbles popped when they touched the trees, freeing them and they glared at them. "…Oh…"

"Soooo, run?" Ruby asked, but then Yoshi proceeded to gobble up a Bob-Omb and spat it out back at them, causing an explosion and destroying them with ease.

"No, we got a dinosaur looking out for us!" Yang grinned as Mario hopped on Yoshi's back.

"Alright, buddy! Let's take these guys out!" Mario exclaimed.

"Yoshi Yoshi!" He grinned, licking his chops as the Goombas and Bob-ombs paled and they ran, but Yoshi followed them, gobbled up a Bob-omb and spat them back out. This kept going on until they noticed another fork in the road.

"We can try that road!" Ruby said.

"I hope it's the end of this place!" Luigi hoped as they kept running as they saw light at the end, encouraging them to run harder… and as they did, they ran out of the forest… and saw a castle right in front of them.

End BGM

"Hallulejah! We're out of there!" Luigi said. "Who are we facing now?"

Mario checked the sign. "Roy."

"Oh… him? Alright then, bring it on!" He chuckled as Ruby read the sign too.

"Roy's Castle. PS: I'm not your boy?" She read.

"…Someone's still sour when the other Roy came back…" Luigi muttered.

"Oh come o-"

"DON'T EVER MENTION THAT NAME!" A voice angrily yelled in the castle. "HE'S A SPOTLIGHT STEALER!"

"Point taken." Weiss said as they walked in, but unfortunately, the three animals weren't allowed in because of a Snake Block blocking their way.

"Yoshi YO!" Yoshi yelled angrily.

BGM: Bowser's Castle (Fortune Street)

World 5-Castle: Roy the Bully

"Oh no…" Luigi said as they walked in. "Snake Blocks." He groaned.

"Lovely." Mario sighed as they hopped on as more came for the rest of them as they hopped on as well, only to realize the snake blocks were really slow.

"Come on! Come on! Pick up the pace!" Grif complained.

"The Warthog can go faster than this!" Simmons said.

"Men! We gotta have patience!" Sarge said. "…Hurry up! I don't have any patience for slowly moving things!" He exclaimed impatiently.

"That's what I hate about these things. They're convenient but so slow." Luigi sighed.

"Tell me about it." Mario nodded. Yhey eventually got to the other side and onto a metal bridge as they ran forward, dodging the fire from the Bowser Statues and lava bubbles hopping around, but they eventually made it to the other side towards the final door… and they walked in.

End BGM

"Alright, Roy! Reveal yourself!" Mario ordered, and then suddenly, the top of the castle opened up, revealing several platforms and Roy was on top of one.

"I don't understand it!" Roy said. "Hmph! I get into Smash Bros along with my siblings, except for Junior, and I hog the spotlight all to myself, and then THAT pesky swordsman gets to come back… and what does the audience say? 'Roy's our boy! Roy's our boy!' I never got that treatment!"

"Somebody's got issues." Yang whispered.

"Well, too bad! After I'm done with you and nabbing all the Yoshis, I'm gonna show that fire head who's the REAL Roy around here!"

Luigi sweatdropped. "I knew he was jealous, but…"

"Argh, never mind about that loser! I'll take care of you myself!" He said as he picked up a Bullet Bill Blaster and laughed. "Ahaha! Show time!"

BGM: Big Bang! (Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam)

Roy proceeded to fire Bullet Bills at everyone, but they quickly dodged as Mario and Luigi hopped on the Bullet Bills to jump up even farther, giving the others the idea to do the same as they did so… with some difficulty.

Mario and Luigi were the first to get on to Roy's level as he smirked and threw the Bill Blaster in the air and fired his wand at the brothers, but they dodged. Mario and Luigi jumped up and punched and kicked him repeatedly, but Roy grabbed their heads and threw them down to the ground, and then Yang and Weiss were next where they proceeded to punch and slash him, but he did the same thing as he grabbed the Bill Blaster and turned for Blake, shooting her at point blank range, but she disappeared.

"Wha?" Roy wondered as Blake appeared behind him and slashed him repeatedly before kicking him to the side. Ruby used her semblance to knock him off the platforms where Pyrrha threw her spear at him to knock him back. Nyx and Nora ran forward and kicked him before jumping back… and then Sarge and Simmons shot him before he hopped in his shell to spin towards them, but he slipped on ice that Weiss made and then he came to a complete stop when Nora hammered him straight to a wall to knock him out, and add insult to injury when Nora threw the Bill Blaster at him to give him a huge migraine.

Kamek then flew in. "I'll give you a boost!" He said, waving his wand at him and throwing his magic at his Bill Blaster.

End BGM

"Hmm…?" Roy wondered and then saw the Bill Blaster getting even bigger. "Oh ho!"

"Banzai Bills at your service!" Kamek said and then disappeared.

"Good. Now…" Roy picked it up. "LET'S ROCK!"

BGM: ROYal Rumble (Paper Mario: Color Splash)

"Hahahaha!" Roy laughed, firing at them but they dodged the Banzai Bills as Grif noticed he was struggling to hold that tight.

"It looks like he's struggling." Grif said.

"Good, now all we have to do is wait for that thing to crush him!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Actually, I have an idea!" Grif said.

"Oh, this should be good!"

Roy jumped forward, trying to hit them with the slower Banzai Bills as they all dodged and they proceeded to hit him but he held his ground, although it looked like he was about to lose his grip on it.

"Nora! Yang! See if you can knock it off of him!" Grif called out.

"Got it!" Nora nodded.

"Will do!" Yang exclaimed as they jumped forward with their weapons ready. Roy tried to attack, but as slow as the Banzai Bills can be, they easily dodged and Nora hammered Roy on the head to make him dizzy and then she and Yang got the Banzai Bill Blaster off of him.

"Nice!" Grif grinned. "Caboose! Help me out here!"

"Okay!" Caboose nodded as they ran towards the Bill Blaster and then easily picked it up and then aimed it directly at Roy.

"Sayonara, turtle!" Grif smirked.

"Oooh, what's this?" Caboose asked, seeing a feature that was a switch that went from Banzai Bill to King Bill as he switched it. "Fire in the hole!"

"OH YEAH!" Grif exclaimed and he pulled the trigger… and then the recoil from the King Bill knocked them off their feet and went straight to Roy. "Holy shit!" He exclaimed.

"Is that a King Bill?!" Luigi exclaimed.

"Everyone, take cover!" Mario warned.

"Ooogh…" Roy groaned and then noticed the King Bill getting closer. "Oh… son of a-"

BOOM!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Roy yelled as there was a star that shined brightly in the sky… and the castle itself was in ruins, as Yoshi, Zwei and Poochy stood there, wondering what just happened.

End BGM

Mario emerged from the rubble. "Is everyone alright?" He asked, coughing.

"Yeah, I'm okay." Ruby said as they all emerged from the rubble, including a White Yoshi as he hopped away while waving goodbye to them.

"Grif! If I had a way to promote you, I would!" Sarge said.

"Oh, thank you, Sar-" Sarge shot him with the shotgun. "AGH! What was that for?!"

"For blowing us up to smithereens, numbnut!" Sarge scolded.

"Well, that's one way to get rid of a castle." Yang chuckled as she suddenly sniffed the air. "…Does anyone smell chocolate?"

"Oh, we must be close to Chocolate Island!" Luigi said, which Yoshi immediately ran off. "…Hey Yoshi, wait for us!" He exclaimed as they chased after him.

With the Koopa Bros…

"And that's how you get out of a tree!" Red exclaimed… and then they heard screaming as they looked up to see Roy.

"RUN!" Green exclaimed as they ran off to safety as Roy landed behind them.

"Phew! Not this time!" Yellow exclaimed as Roy's wand smacked into Red's head and then fired a shot at the tree, making it bigger and causing it to fall right on top of them.

"AAAAAAAGH! OH COME ON!" Red screamed as Nabbit grabbed the wand from them and took off.

RWBY's Castle Calamity (Part 5!)

"Alright, I'm going to call somebody." Ruby said, reaching for her scroll and proceeding to call someone.

"Hello?"

"Hey Pit!"

Pit?! Grif mouthed.

"Ruby! Oh, it's good to hear you! What's up?"

"I need a favor."

"What is it?" Pit asked as Ruby explained the situation. "Ha! Taking down castles is my thing! ...I'll bring a few of my friends just in case." He said.

"Okay. Love you!" Ruby said and then hung up.

It was then that a few minutes passed, a heavenly light appeared before them as Pit appeared in front of them, but he wasn't alone.

"HE'S REAL?!" Grif yelled.

"Are those wings? That's kinda hot!" Sister said, earning a glare from Ruby. "...What?" She asked as Pit came over and pecked Ruby on the lips. "Ooooh… wanna do a threesome?"

Joining Pit was Little Mac and Doc Louis, Ike, Roy, Mewtwo and Ryu.

"So! Let's take care of this, shall we?" Pit asked after kissing Ruby, as Grif fainted from the sight.

BGM: Menu (Super Smash Bros for Wii U/3DS)

Pit pulled out his Palutena Bow and quickly fired his bow at the castle several times, but they were deflected easily as they nearly hit Church and Grif. "Hey! Watch it!" Church yelled as Pit put his Palutena Bow away and threw an X-Bomb at it, but it bounced back and exploded right on Sarge and Donut.

"YOOOOW!" Donut yelled.

"I'm okay!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Hmm..." Pit summoned all of his weapons after each one wouldn't dent it, and then he summoned his Tiger Claws. "Alright, take THIS!" He yelled, running over and scratching the castle repeatedly before turning around. "And... done." He said, snapping his fingers... only for his claws to shatter. "WHAT THE?!" He yelled.

"...Oh, that's gotta suck." Yang said.

"Tatsumaki Senpuyaku!" Ryu exclaimed, hitting the castle with his feet, but it wouldn't even budge. "SHORYUKEN!" He yelled, but still nothing as he jumped back. "HADOKEN!" He yelled, but that still wasn't enough. "Alright... let's try this." He said as he charged up an attack, and then... "SHIN... SHORYUKEN!" He yelled, launching the castle up into the air. "Hmph, and that's that." Ryu said, turning around with a smirk with his arms folded... aaaaand then the castle landed right on Grif.

"AAAAAAAGH!"

"Hooray! Grif is dead!" Sarge exclaimed.

"Still! Alive!" Grif groaned.

"Drat!" Sarge growled as Ryu sweatdropped.

"Alright, here we go." Little Mac said as he proceeded to punch the air multiple times.

"What's he doing?" Yang asked.

"He's readying himself." Doc Louis told her and then, Little Mac proceeded to charge up his KO Punch. "Let it have it, Mac!" He encouraged... but then the doors opened up and spat out a chocolate bar, catching his eyes. "Ooooh!" He grinned and happily ran over to it.

"Wait, Doc! WAIT!" Pit yelled, but it was too late, Little Mac let it rip... only to see that he was heading right for his coach.

"Oh geez!" Little Mac exclaimed, trying to turn his fist so he wouldn't hurt his friend... however, he did accidentally punch the chocolate bar, which splattered all over the castle.

"Mac..." Doc Louis growled, glaring at him hard.

"I-It was an accident!" He paled, as Doc proceeded to dog pile on him... and cue a fighting dust cloud.

"...Oi vey..." Roy muttered and turned to the others. "Let's just say if you mess with his chocolate bar, he turns into a raging bull."

"That's an understate- OH! I don't think his elbow should be twisted like that!" Pit winced, hearing Little Mac screaming in agony.

"My turn." Roy said as he proceeded to charge up his Flare Blade attack. He was about ready...

Until a window opened up to reveal a Shy Guy, dumping a bucket of ice water onto Roy and the sword, extinguishing the flame. "YAAAAAAAAAH! THAT'S COOOOLD!" He screamed.

"Better him than me..." Weiss muttered

Ike proceeded to slash the castle repeatedly, using Aether to try and slice it in half, but that wasn't enough so he tried to use Quick Draw, but that wasn't enough either... and Eruption didn't get him anywhere. "Alright... that's it." He said as he threw his sword up to send the castle flying up. "GREAT... AETHER!" He yelled, slashing it repeatedly and slamming it down to the ground, but when he landed, the castle didn't even crack at all. "...You have got to be kidding me." He growled in annoyance.

"Hmph." Mewtwo used Psychic to send the castle up in the air and slammed it to the ground, and then he glowed, proceeding to Mega Evolve into his Mega Mewtwo Y form. "Kneel before the world's most powerful Pokemon!" He declared, using Psystrike to send it flying away. "Hmph. Good riddance."

However, as the castle flew, Mew flew around and saw the castle. "Mew...?" Mew wondered and proceeded to use Psychic on it and then sent it back to where it came from. "Mew!" It happily cried with a smile.

"I do not understand how you weak-minded humans can't destroy a simple castle." Mewtwo said... and then the castle landed back to where it was, as Mewtwo looked at it in surprise. "Impossible!"

"...We're gonna be here for a while." Pit sighed.

You were saying, Mewtwo?