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BGM: Overworld (New Super Mario Bros)

"Hoooooly shit!" Grif exclaimed as they were looking over chocolate island. "I think I died and went to heaven! This is glorious!"

"Eh, could use more weapons for my taste." Ruby said.

"No no no! This is glorious!" Grif exclaimed. "Just think of all the chocolate! Chocolate bars! Chocolate doughnuts! Chocolate chip cookies!"

Ruby's eyes sparkled. "I could totally go for that!"

"Right?!"

"Hey, ladies! Get your asses over here now!" Church shouted.

"In a sec!" Ruby grinned. "Oh! Do you think there'd be chocolate chocolate chip cookies?"

"Ooooh…" Grif drooled. "Drizzle that in chocolate syrup and that would be the best! No! Even better! Make those things topping on a huge chocolate cake!"

"Oh, that's gonna be amazing!" Ruby exclaimed… and then a tongue grabbed her first and then Yoshi spat her out near the group… and did the same with Grif.

"Well, that's one way to get them back…" Blake said.

"I… I've never been so violated…" Grif groaned.

"Come on, let's go. I'm sure you'll get your chocolate later." Sarge said.

"I could go for a chocolate bar." Weiss said as they walked onward.

World 6-1: Dino-Rhinos Everywhere!

As they walked ahead, they noticed a Dino Rhino charging straight for them. "Whoa! Incoming!" Mario warned as they quickly got out of the way to dodge the attack. It turned around and glared at them before breathing fire, but they dodged that as well.

"Didn't we see these creatures while we were fighting Lemmy?" Pyrrha asked.

"Yep, they're pretty much native to the Chocolate Island." Luigi explained as Yang proceeded to punch it hard enough to knock it back… and then Nora hammered it away to knock it into a chocolate river.

"Can we just have a little taste of that river?" Grif asked, but Simmons and Sarge proceeded to pull him away from it. "You're no fun!"

It was then that they noticed little Dino Rhinos approaching them. They surrounded the Mario Bros and breathed fire at them, but they both jumped up in time and landed on their heads to knock them out, and then they heard roaring to see some Ursa and Beowolves coming for them, but thanks to the Dino Rhinos, they slipped on melted chocolate and they went straight toward a gap… that was filled with boiling hot chocolate that burned them alive.

"That's why I prefer my hot chocolate to be a little cooler than that." Luigi said as they walked onward, but Nyx had sensed Dino Rhinos everywhere. They proceeded to take them out when they decided to get close to torch them all, but they took care of it and they went onward… while Ruby and Grif snapped off some chocolate from a wall as they were about to eat it… but Yoshi had other ideas and brought them back with the group… and munching on their chocolate with a huge grin.

"Hey guys?" Jaune pointed to a building that was none other than a Ghost House in the distance.

"…Why couldn't it be a different type of house…" Grif groaned. "Like a chocolate one!"

"That'd melt before you could even think about moving into that." Ren said.

"Oh I'm sure it'd harden." Nora said. "Now, a pancake house… that wouldn't last for five seconds." She chuckled with a smirk as they all looked at her weird before they entered the Ghost House, much to a certain trio's chagrin.

End BGM

World 6-Ghost House: Gone Ghost Fishing

BGM: Waltz of the Boos (Super Mario Galaxy)

"Is the floor actually moving or is it just me?" Neptune wondered.

"It is moving! Awesome!" Nora said.

"No, it's actually completely terrifying!" Luigi said as they went forward while dodging the gaps between the moving floors and dodging the Eeries that floated by as they went onward… and as Jaune jumped through a gap… he wasn't getting back to the ground.

"Uh… does this place have no gravity? WHAT'S GOING ON?!" Jaune asked.

"Um, Jaune? You've been caught by something!" Pyrrha said.

"Don't tell me! Booniper's pranking me!" Jaune said, but then noticed Booniper looking a little concerned. "Wait… then who's…" He turned to see that he's been caught by a Fishin' Boo.

"Oh ho ho! Got myself a big one!" It exclaimed as Jaune screamed… and then Nyx shot the line that held Jaune to knock him down to the ground, and then Sarge and Donut shot him, but to no avail.

"Well, that's strange…" Donut said.

"Fishin' Boos are just like regular boos and they are immune to everything but the Starman." Mario said.

"You mean to tell me I wasted a precious shotgun shell on that thing?! I wanted to use my one liner!" Sarge exclaimed. "Grif! Give me ammo!"

"…I thought you brought the ammo."

"Dammit!" Sarge growled. "Please tell me the Mushroom Kingdom has shotguns!"

"Well… we do have guns…" Mario mused as they were walking.

"Music to my ears!"

"…Mainly Super Scopes." Mario added but Sarge didn't hear him as they walked onward, avoiding the many Fishin' Boos in the area along with the Eeries.

"Phew…" Luigi leaned on a block. "You think we'd find the exit by no-since when were blocks soft?" He asked as he turned to see that a block was actually a Boo, causing him to scream. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM?!" He screamed as well.

"Boo Blocks… I thought there were made up legends." Mario said.

"Nope, they're real!" Luigi exclaimed as he ran off, as more blocks were turning into Boos. "GET AWAY! GET AWAY! GET AWAAAAAAY!"

SMASH!

There was a Luigi-shaped hole in the wall, and it led to outside. "Well, that's one way to get out of here!" Nora said as they climbed through the hole and got out of the Ghost House.

End BGM

"Bro! Are you alright?" Mario asked in concern.

Luigi panted as he was on his hands and knees. "As long as we're FAAAAAAR away from that Ghost House, I'm good!" He said as he caught his second wind. "Alright, let's-a go!"

"He wouldn't last a day in a haunted mansion." Nora chuckled as they walked onward.

World 6-2: More Chocolate

BGM: Overworld (New Super Mario Bros Wii)

"Ooooooh my goodness!" Ruby exclaimed, looking at the chocolate mountain in front of them. Grif and Yoshi had the same thought as the three took off, unintentionally running over a Dino-Torch in the process and they began to eat some of the delicious chocolate… only to be pulled away by everyone as they went forward.

"Is there a chocolate fountain around here? Or better yet… a chocolate waterfall!" Grif grinned.

"…I haven't seen him this excited since he wanted to take a nap." Simmons said.

"I'm just hoping he goes into a chocolate coma… then I can shoot him so I can put him out of his misery!" Sarge said.

You are all are weird… Weiss thought as they slid down a chocolate slope and kept going as Zwei sniffed the chocolate on one occasion and was about to eat it, but Yang picked him up.

"Ah ah ah! No chocolate for you. It'll kill you." Yang told him, causing Zwei to pout and looked down in sadness as she carried Zwei in her arms, lest he go off and eat some chocolate without their knowledge… in fact, Mario and Luigi had the same thought about Poochy, but they both got to thinking: If lava doesn't even phase Poochy, would chocolate go through him without any dire complications?

They soon got to a warp pipe after going through difficult slopes over bottomless pits and some annoying Paratroopas, unaware of the Koopa Bros following them, only to time their jumps wrong and landed in the bottomless pit.

"YAAAAAAAAAAGH!" They all yelled… and then was pulled up by four Lakitus, losing some coins in the process.

"…Do you think we're gonna be here for a while?" Yellow asked.

"Nonsense!" Red jumped again, but slipped on the chocolate while doing so and went face first into the bottomless pit as he was pulled back and lost even more coins. "…I swear, this chocolate is gonna be the death of me."

"Did anyone hear that?" Mario asked.

"Eh, it was probably some Grimm going over those bottomless pits and failing." Ruby said.

"…I have to wonder. What happens when you actually fall into a bottomless pit?" Weiss wondered.

"A Lakitu comes and saves you… but he's really reckless and unintentionally shakes a lot of coins out of you." Luigi said.

"It's only ten." Mario said. "I actually mistime a few jumps myself from time to time."

"Ten coins for you! I always lose like twenty to thirty of 'em!"

"So, if you run out of coins… what happens next?" Jaune asked.

"Well… nothing." Luigi said. "Well, maybe except the Lakitu giving you the stink eye…"

"So what's with these extra 1-Ups we keep seeing?" Church piped up.

"Basically an extra life." Luigi said.

"Did you say extra life?!" Church said out loud. Where were those every time I died?! Church thought before glaring at Caboose.

"Crab cakes!" Caboose said randomly.

"Yes." Luigi answered Church. "Convenient for unpleasant… surprises, shall we say."

"You get crushed a lot, don't you?" Weiss asked.

"Pfft, no!" Luigi turned his head around. "Sometimes I accidentally get pushed into lava by some pesky Dry Bones…" He quietly muttered.

"Hey, I use 1-Ups too." Mario said.

"But that's a rarity!" Luigi exclaimed. "Ugh, I'm glad the Mushroom Kingdom has an unlimited amount of 1-Ups…" He muttered.

"I could have used a few." Church grumbled as they wandered around and jumping through some plain water and dodging the Cheep Cheeps, while Neptune accidentally slipped and dunked himself into the water, luckily Poochy drug him out and kept going.

"It's always water…" Neptune groaned as they soon reached the end after taking down several Rexes and Grimm.

"Alright, let's keep going!" Mario exclaimed as they took off.

End BGM

Meanwhile…

"I! WILL! GET! ACROSS! THIS! PIT!" Red screamed as the others boredly watched as the Red Koopa was basically out of coins at this point as he jumped over, this time, it looks like he was about to make it, but suddenly, someone landed on him, and he fell into the pit. "CURSE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!" He screamed, as it was none other than Nabbit who made it across, who just only giggled and kept going.

Red soon came back up with no coins that came out as the Lakitu was indeed giving him the stink eye.

"Can't we just go the other way around?" Green asked.

"One more time! I can feel it!" Red exclaimed as he slipped on the chocolate and fell. "WHY MEEEEEEEE!"

"…That's it, I'm going the long way around." Black said as they walked away, leaving Red alone as he soon realized that he was alone.

"Hey! Wait for me!" Red exclaimed, finally giving up and running towards his comrades.

Gotta love chocolate!