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BGM: Underground Theme (Super Mario 3D World)

World 6-4: Unintentional Drop

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Luigi yelled as he was the first to fall and then landed face first. "OOOF!" He yelled, groaning. "What just happened…?" He asked before looking up to see everyone else falling right on top of him. "AAAAH!" He screamed as he quickly got out of the way… only for Poochy and Zwei to land on top of him. "OOOF!"

"Ow… what just happened…?" Yang wondered.

Pause BGM

Earlier…

"Let's see… I wonder if we should go this way…" Luigi wondered as he and Mario walked around with everyone trailing behind.

"We are definitely going around in circles." Church pointed out.

"Nonsense! We'll find our way out of this mess!" Mario smiled.

"Well, it's better than being lost in that forest." Sun said as Luigi took a step and then felt the ground underneath him crack open.

"Whoa!" Luigi jumped back just in time. "Phew!"

"Uh, Luigi…" Ruby got his attention.

"Yes?"

"You might want to look down." She said as Luigi looked down as he was unaware that the floor gave way where he landed.

"…Oh… Mama-" He fell. "-MIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Luigi!" Mario exclaimed… and then suddenly, he started falling as everyone else fell but Caboose who was surprisingly still standing on solid ground.

"Gasp! A secret entrance! Oh, you guys really think of everything!" Caboose said as he hopped on in.

Back in the present…

Resume BGM

"My guess… the ground was very weak from where we were." Mario said as they got off.

"That doesn't make sense. All the other times that we've been underground was when we went into Warp Pipes!" Weiss said. "Then again, this whole island is made of chocolate."

"Which also doesn't make sense considering the chocolate we walked on was very sturdy." Pyrrha pointed out as they heard noises as they turned to see some Monty Moles scurrying about and eating chocolate, mostly up on the ceiling.

"…Or some very hungry chocolate-loving Monty Moles were responsible for this." Nyx said.

"Huh, I didn't know they loved chocolate." Mario said as they wandered around, hoping to find a way out, but unfortunately, they kept reaching dead ends and walls galore.

"Please tell me your semblance can pick up on other things besides people." Sun hoped.

"Nope. My semblance picks up on anything that's not an inanimate object."

"Greeeat."

"Agh, this would be perfect for flashlights!" Tucker groaned.

"I do have a flashlight, but it's back in Blood Gulch." Simmons said.

"I'm not going back to that crappy canyon just to get that shitty flashlight!" Grif exclaimed.

"Agreed."

"I miss Sheila." Caboose said as they kept wandering around, occasionally bumping into some Mega Moles that were minding their business.

"Ugh… why are my feet hot all of a sudden?" Jaune asked as he kept walking.

"That's because you're standing in boiling hot chocolate!" Nora told him, and at that moment, Jaune let out a scream and shot up like a rocket before landing near them, cooling his feet in the process.

"Okay, we are officially lost!" Church said.

"I'm totally with you there." Weiss said as they kept walking, all of them seeming to lose hope of not ever finding a way back up to the surface… until Blake spotted something from afar.

"Guys? I think I see a warp pipe over there." Blake pointed in the distance.

"Hallelujah!" Yang grinned. "Alright, let's g-wait, where's Ruby?"

"I don't see Grif anywhere." Sarge said.

"Wasn't Yoshi with us?" Neptune asked, as they heard a Monty Mole screaming as they ran over to investigate… only to see the Monty Mole cussing the trio out, as they were eating the chocolate.

"Oh god dammit!" Church growled.

"So, any one of you guys have any chocolate milk?" Ruby asked.

"Or a chocolate shake?" Grif asked… and then Yang, Sarge and Sun dragged the trio away.

"Yo…" Yoshi pouted.

"Aww, no fair!" Ruby complained as they hopped into the Warp Pipe and back up to the surface.

End BGM

World 6-5: Blocks Everywhere!

BGM: Retro Land/Rainbow Run (Super Mario 3D Land/3D World)

"Whoa…" Yang could only say when they saw an abundance of blocks galore. "I've seen a lot of blocks before, but…"

"Shouldn't be too bad." Ruby said as she spotted a P Switch trapped within some rotating blocks and she freed it and pressed it. The problem was… she was standing on other blocks, causing her to fall into a bottomless pit. "AAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Ruby!" Yang exclaimed.

"Wait for it." Mario said as a Lakitu came and saved Ruby, but lost ten coins out of it.

"P Switches are evil…" Ruby sighed as they kept going while taking out the abundance of Spinies in the area, and dodging some Cheep Cheeps that were attempting to tackle them into the water. Blake caught one and licked her lips, ready to snack on it as it turned pale and squirmed its way out and landed in the water, much to Blake's disappointment as they kept going.

As they pressed onward, they jumped over some blocks and got onto some solid ground while Ruby grabbed herself a few coins that she had lost. They kept going until finally they got away from the crazy block 'paradise' and kept going… until they saw a castle before them.

End BGM

World 6-Castle: Wendy the Spoiled One

"So, who is it?" Luigi asked. "Wendy or Larry?"

Mario read the sign. "Wendy."

"Welp, might as well get this over with." Luigi sighed.

"What's wrong?" Yang asked.

"Putting it mildly, Wendy's a spoiled brat." Mario said.

"Spoiled brat you say?" Yang said as she, Ruby, Blake and JNPR looked at Weiss.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Weiss asked irritably as she walked forward, but as they did, Yoshi, Zwei and Poochy were blocked from entry.

"Yo…!" Yoshi growled in frustration, and then he noticed an open window just to the side. "Hmm!" He grinned as he jumped and used a flutter jump to get to the window, but he couldn't quite reach it. Looks like he had to take a running start.

"Woof!" Poochy happily barked as Yoshi looked at him and scratched his chin in thought before getting an idea.

"Yo!"

With the others…

BGM: Bowser's Castle (Fortune Street)

"WHOA!" Ruby yelled, nearly getting herself skewered by a Skewer. It also didn't help that were about a million Skewers in the castle, along with Grinders and pillars ready to squish them.

"Oh, now this is just overkill." Yang said.

I wonder… Weiss aimed her weapon at the ceiling and fired ice at the holes. It was enough to block the Skewers from slamming down on the ground… for now, considering the ice was about to crack. "Come on, let's go!" She said as they nodded and ran off, narrowly avoiding the Skewers and Pillars from crushing them as they also jumped through several platforms consisting of Lil' Sparky's and Hot Heads, but in the end, they finally managed to get to the other side, where Wendy awaited them.

End BGM

"Hello, boys~!" A female Koopa landed in front of them. "Nice to see you again, or meeting for the first time!" She said, playfully winking at them.

Luigi shuddered. "Ugh! Not this again!"

"Tch, I wasn't talking to you, greenie!"

"Aww… wait a minute, hey!"

Wendy giggled. "So I heard you big meanies are trying to save Peach! Well too bad, cause I'm not going to let you get to her!"

"Oh, drop the act! Let's do this!" Yang said.

"I wasn't talking to you either, bimbo!"

"HEY!" Yang yelled.

Wendy chuckled. "Oh well, let's do this!" She grinned, pulling out her wand.

BGM: I'm Not Nice! (Super Paper Mario)

"Wahoo!" Wendy proceeded to fire magic at them, but they quickly dodged, but when the magic hit the ground, the spot where it was hit turned into ice. She fired icicles from her wand, but they dodged again as Mario, Luigi and Nora proceeded to hammer her, but Wendy gracefully dodged and fired magic at them again.

"Hiyah!" Ruby exclaimed, hitting Wendy in the chest with her semblance, and then proceeding to kick her away, but Wendy recovered and hit Yang with her magic, turning her fists into icicles.

"Teehee! Good luck using your gauntlets, you top heavy loser!"

"…You little BITCH!" Yang screamed, punching the ground to break the ice and proceeding to fire her gauntlets at her, but Wendy easily dodged them easily and then fired magic at her legs to keep her from getting anywhere, and then easily dodged her shots and then kicked Yang in the gut to knock her away, while also somehow shattering the ice in the process.

"Oh ho ho ho!" Wendy laughed and then pulled out a few rings and threw them at Yang, and when they got to her, they held her down. "Stay down!"

"Nnngh…! Why you little…!"

Wendy proceeded to gracefully dodge their attacks while purposefully turning the floor into an ice rink as she ice skated around, dodging their every attack while they stumbled around, trying to get the hang of it but failing miserably as one by one, they were held down by rings.

"Teehee! This is fun!" Wendy giggled as she sighed. "It's too bad some of you are cute… but what can you do, I suppose."

"What's THAT suppose to mean?!" Church asked.

"I mean…" Wendy ice skated over to a lever and pulled it, as water suddenly poured from the walls.

"Oh god! NO!" Neptune started to panic.

"No no no no!" Ruby exclaimed.

"You won't get away with this!" Blake told her.

"Teehee! But I already have!" Wendy said as she jumped on top of a platform. "Later! Enjoy your last moments of fresh ai-"

Suddenly, an egg hit her on the face to knock her back into the ring. "OW!"

End BGM

Wendy shook it off. "What in the world just hit me?" She asked.

"Yoshi Yoshi!" Yoshi's voice was heard as Yoshi landed on the ground in front of her.

"YOU?!" Wendy yelled. "But… I closed the front door! How could you-… the window was open, wasn't it?" She asked as Yoshi nodded. "ARGH! I TOLD THAT DRY BONES TO CLOSE THAT WINDOW!" She screamed before sighing. "Ugh… note to self, fire that bonehead."

"Yoshi! Get us out of here!" Ruby said as her ankles were above water… while Neptune was freaking out.

"Yoshi!" Yoshi nodded before glaring at Wendy.

"You think a measly dinosaur can defeat me? Not on your life, honey! I'll take you down and then I'll take my leave!"

"Yoshi ho!" Yoshi said, punching the air a few times before doing a 'come at me!' taunt.

BGM: Rumble with Wendy (Paper Mario: Color Splash)

Wendy proceeded to run on the water and proceeded to kick Yoshi, but he blocked with his arms as he kicked back, before using a kicking uppercut with his feet to knock her up in the air. "Oh no, you don't!" Wendy fired ice right at Yoshi at point blank.

"Wah!" He cried out, but when he hit the ground, he stood on his hands and recovered, but not before turning himself into an egg and rolling straight for Wendy, smacking into her.

"OOOF!" Wendy exclaimed, and adding insult to injury, Yoshi grabbed her with his tongue and then swallowed her before throwing an egg at the wall to reveal Wendy. "Did you just eat me… AND DISGEST ME?!" She yelled. "HOW DARE YOU!"

Yoshi smirked, proceeding to throw eggs galore at Wendy as she fired magic back at the egg, resulting in a few colorful explosions as Yoshi went through the smoke and drop kicked Wendy before grabbing her with his tongue and throwing her to the ground, as he then attempted to ground pound her, but she rolled out of the way as they then realized the water was basically up to their heads at this point, forcing them to sluggishly punch and kick each other before they were engulfed into the water where Wendy kicked Yoshi away.

Hmph! Everyone knows Yoshis can't swim well! I got this in the bag… and not to mention…! She swam up for the surface and dove out of the water before turning the whole water into a frozen lake, even freezing the inside. "HA! EAT THAT!"

"Yoshi Yoshi!" Yoshi cried, as Wendy turned around in shock, unaware that he flutter jumped out of the water in time.

"HOW?!" Wendy yelled before composing herself. "Alright, how are you going to save your friends?"

"Yoshi Yoshi!"

"…I don't know what the heck you just said."

Yoshi sighed as he proceeded to fight Wendy again, but this time Wendy had the advantage and kicked Yoshi in the chest to knock him away. "And now… I'll capture the dinosaur!" She exclaimed, firing a ring at him, but Yoshi suddenly grabbed it with his tongue and threw it back. "WHAT?!" She yelled before she got trapped inside the ring. "AAAGH!"

"Yoshi YOSHI!" He yelled, pointing at her wand and pointing to his frozen friends.

"Hmph! I can't undo this spell! Your friends are trapped forever! Good luck saving the princess! Teehee!"

End BGM

"Hmm…" Yoshi hummed to himself, rubbing his chin in thought and then thought of something, flutter jumping to a window and looking at Poochy and Zwei. "Yoshi!" He called, catching their attention and using his tongue to bring them up and then discussed the plan when they were inside.

"No, it's cool… it's not like I'm stuck here in this blasted ring! IF I EVER GET OUT OF HERE, YOU'LL BE SORRY!" She yelled… and then, the plan started.

BGM: Super Mario World Medley (Super Smash Bros for Wii U)

Yoshi gobbled up Zwei and proceeded to swallowed him, turning him into an egg and then running over to Poochy as he gave him a huge boost and launched him up in the air… and then running over to grab Wendy's wand, who refused to let go but he was stronger than he look.

"Hey! Give that back, you stupid dog!" Wendy growled, but Poochy simply pushed her, knocking her over. "AAAH! Okay, this is NOT funny!"

Poochy barked, signaling Yoshi, who was still in the air as he grabbed the egg and aimed directly at the ice and threw it, and then Poochy suddenly launched fire magic from the wand and hitting the egg, causing it to explode and turning Zwei into a Flaming Rocket Corgi and it slammed into the ice, and to Wendy's surprise, the ice shattered and freeing everyone while Zwei happily wandered over and jumped up, grabbing the lever, and with the help of Poochy lifting Zwei up, the lever was brought back up, turning off the water… and then Poochy proceeded to kick all the rings off of everyone.

"FREEDOOOOOM!" Ruby yelled.

"Ugh! Never again!" Grif complained.

"Well, that's one way to save us…" Weiss groaned before they all glared at the trapped Wendy.

"Uh… eheheh… no hard feelings?" Wendy asked… only to be blasted off into the sky by Yang. "I'LL TAKE THAT AS A NOOOOOOOOOO!" She yelled with a star shining brightly in the sky.

End BGM

"Way to go, Zwei!" Ruby cheered as Zwei happily barked and happily licked her as everyone was praising and cheering for the three animals as Yoshi was blushing in embarrassment while scratching the back of his head as he was smiling… and then they blew up the castle and a White Yoshi popped out of the egg as they then took off… right after they had a little chocolate break.

With Wendy…

"AAAAAAAAAAAH!" She yelled, landing on top of a chocolate mountain… and started rolling down, turning herself into a gigantic chocolate ball. "I! HATE! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!" She screamed and kept rolling… and in the line of sight of the chocolate ball…

"Hey, do you hear something?" Yellow asked as they turned to see the chocolate ball coming down on top of them.

"…I'm telling you, this island is CURSED!" Red yelled as they tried to run away from it, but alas, they were all scooped up and where did they all end up? In the same bottomless pit that Red failed many times to get across. "OH, THIS IS JUST INSULT TO INJURY!" He yelled as several Lakitus came to save them from falling forever as they dropped the heavy ball and causing chocolate to splash everywhere, and Wendy and the Koopa Bros had chocolate covered all over them.

"…If I see any more chocolate, I'm going to scream…" Black groaned.

"Agreed." The other Koopa Bros said while Wendy was knocked out… and Nabbit happily took the wand and wandered off, but first, he decided to lick the chocolate off of the wand first, much to his enjoyment with a giggle.

RWBY's Castle Calamity! (Part 6!)

Going Somewhere (Mario Party 2)

"Hey Ruby! Let's do it!" Pit called out.

"Right!" Ruby nodded as Pit ran over and got into position as Ruby ran over to him and when she stepped on his hands, Pit launched her up in the air as Ruby proceeded to activate her semblance on top of the castle, drilling inside of the castle... and then she started screaming.

"Ruby?" Pit looked at her worriedly.

"WHO! PUTS! SPRINGS! IN! A! CASTLE!" Ruby screamed before she was launched out and smacked into Pit, causing them both to skid across the land several feet... and needless to say, Ruby's head was on Pit's chest... but she was knocked out.

"Ooogh... ow..." Pit groaned.

"Wait a minute." Yang said as she was looking at Little Mac preparing himself as she walked over to him and compared her height next to him. "...Seriously?" She asked, surprised that he was actually very short and did some more comparisons... all the while that Little Mac was getting... quite pissed.

"Uh, Yang? That's not a good idea." Doc warned as the other Smashers were slowly backing up.

"Why?" Yang asked.

"DON'T CALL ME SHOOOORT!" Little Mac screamed, unleashing a powerful KO uppercut on Yang to knock her high into the sky, and causing her to scream.

"...Let's just say Samus found out the hard way." Doc explained, causing others to sweatdrop while Yang... landed right on top of Simmons and Church.

"OOOF!"

"Ow..." Yang groaned.

"GET OFF OF US!"

"...Wait, did I just waste..." Little Mac facepalmed. "Not again!"

(Little Mac is 5'7. Yang is 5'8)

"ARGH!" Mewtwo yelled, slamming tree after tree into the castle, but he wasn't even making a dent, no matter how many trees he uprooted and tried to whack the castle away, the trees would just splinter.

"I don't think that's working." Grif said.

"SILENCE!" Mewtwo yelled in frustration, picking Grif up with his telekinesis and threw Grif into the castle.

"YAAAAAAAAAAGH!"

CRASH!

Unsurprisingly, that didn't work either.

"Hooray! Grif is dead!" Sarge cheered.

"No... I'm... ow... not..."

"Quadruple drat!"

"Hmm..." Pyrrha looked at Nora's hammer and whispered in her ear.

"You got it!" She grinned and when she got in position, she threw it at Pyrrha, and then she used her polarity to send the hammer flying towards the castle... only... it's head got stuck in the castle while leaving a hole in the wall.

"Oops!"

"Ah! My hammer!" Nora exclaimed as she ran over and grabbed it, desperately trying to pull it out. "Hnnngh! Mmmph! AAARGH!" She yelled in frustration, as Ike, Ryu, Yang and Little Mac tried to help her.

"I'm sorry!" Pyrrha apologized.

"Wait! I got it!" Pit said as he pulled out his phone and dialed it. "Hello? Yeah. Yeah... great." He said and then hung up.

"Who was that?" Ruby asked.

"The calvary." Pit smiled, and then they heard a screech in the sky... followed by...

"POYOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

It was Kirby on his Dragoon, ready to pierce through the castle and destroy it with ease... and when the Dragoon hit it... well, the Dragoon abruptly stopped and acted like a dart just hit the dartboard. "...Poyo?" Kirby tilted his body, confused on how it didn't work while Pit anime fell and causing Weiss to facepalm.

"Great plan, genius..." Weiss deadpanned.

"Ugh, will ANYTHING break this stupid castle?!" Yang exclaimed in frustration.

"Quick, someone hit me with electricity!" Nora said.

"We don't have electricity!" Sarge said. "...Unless..." He looked at the Warthog and pulled out two cables, one hooking up to Nora's hammer and the other hooking up to the battery.

"Alright, let it rip!" She grinned as Sarge turned it on, as the sudden shock from it electrified Nora. "AHAHAHAHA!" She screamed and then launched up in the air, and then came down like a rocket and slammed into the castle, squishing it entirely... and then it sprang back up and launched her away as they looked to see a mountain in the distance exploding when Nora landed on top of it.

"...Hope no one was on that mountain." Luigi said.

Now all that's left is Larry and Bowser!