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Same Fanfic.
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Also you can consider Lobo Pretty much dead….to some degree.
Mom and Dad's car roared won the road away from Camp WACK… or what was left of it.
Everyone in the car felt a little adrenaline from what had just happened, Hobbes sat and steered, not a sound was made by anyone, mostly because…. Well there was a TIGER driving the car and another one digging through the glove compartment.
Mom decided to be the first one to speak up, "So, Hobbes do you have any idea what is going on?"
"Well, for the most part, it appears that this guy I used to know is kidnapping children and harnessing their Imaginations for some diabolical plot that I do not know about, as well as he has taken Calvin and is now bringing Imagination to life."
Silence regained in the car as Hobbes continued to drive.
"So, where are we going?" Beth asked.
"So where are we going?"
Althea looked at Beth confused. "Why did you just say that twice?"
"Why did you just say that twice?"
"Why did you ask me that twice?"
"Why did you ask me that twice?"
"I'm not saying anything twice!'
"I'm not saying anything twice!"
"SHUT UP!" Susie yelled out.
"SHUT UP!"
"Okay whoever is doing that STOP!" Dad yelled out.
"Okay whoever is doing that STOP!"
Hobbes rolled down the window and then looked, he gaped at what he saw, Calvin, or someone looking like him was standing on the rood, grinning down at him with a very nasty grin.
"CALVIN!" Hobbes yelled out in shock and confusion.
"CALVIN!" "Calvin shouted back.
Hobbes blinked as Mom shoved her way to the front and looked up at Calvin in shock.
"CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE GET DOWN!"
"CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP THERE GET DOWN!"
Hobbes blinked as a memory came back to him from a while back…. About five months.
"The Incredibly Annoying Human Echo Strikes Again."
He blinked and then remembered what he did to get that one time alter ego off of his back, the first, and last time Calvin used it.
HE shoved mom out of the window, and then looked up at T.I.A.H.E, then he turned back towards dad.
"you know what, I really hate about you sometimes, it's the fact that you're so old fashion, that fact that you keep trying to deny that culture is moving at a rapid pace to the point that we shall soon become a technological advanced society, and then you will still be trying to figure out how to use your first laptop, which you will have bought off of Ebay, as the first Laptop ever produced."
"You know what I, wait, slow don, and hey stop talking so fast, STOP THAT…ARGH!"
Hobbes leaned back out the window and then made a sharp swerve.
Everyone in the car screamed, and T.I.A.H.E fell off the roof, he hit the back window with a thunk, and then fell off the car.
"CALVIN!" Both Mom and Dad shouted,.
"Relax, that was an alter Ego, I was worried about this when I realized that Imagination had come to life." Hobbes said.
"Alter Ego," Susie mused, then it hit her. "So that Spaceman guy and that Super hero are here, IN THE REAL WORLD!?"
Before Hobbes could answer… the ceiling above Althea was bashed inwards.
"AH!" She cried, and dove out of the way.
Everyone watched as that section of the roof was ripped off, reveling Calvin in a red suit with a red mask, yellow belt and a cape.
"FEAR EVERYONE STUPENDOUS MAN IS HERE!" Stupendous Man yelled at them. '
Hobbes lunged at him, and then forced him against the window, "I don't fear you!"
The Car Swerved around, and Brunt Out Star grabbed the wheel. "What are you doing you stupid tiger?" She demanded.
Hobbes, was trying to get stupendous man into a Headlock. "I know how to defeat him just trust me and steer."
Brunt out Star bilked and was about to retort when suddenly, several Large Laser blasts struck the ground in front of them forcing her to maneuver around the holes.
Hobbes dragged stupendous Man to the Cargo area. "LWET GO OF ME FOUL BEASTIAL VILLAN!"
Hobbes than, put him up to Mom's face. "um." She said.
"ZOUNDS, the evil Mom lady is using her eye beam gaze on me,….must…look…..AWAY!" Then stupendous Man went limp, and Hobbes threw him out the window, which was then shattered by a laser blast.
Everyone looked to see a Red Spaceship flying overhead, Hobbes blinked at the sight, and then he remembered how most of Spaceman spiffs missions ended up, so he threw the only thing he had available at the time.
"HEY PUT ME DOWN!" Moe yelled out as Hobbes threw him at the ship. Moe, crashed into the ships hull imbedding himself into it, the Space ship suddenly toke a nosedive at the car.
Burnt Out Star floored the gas, as Moe fell off the ship and landed into the front seat.
"Owwiieee mama I've got the wittle bo bo's HEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEH!"
The ship flew closer and closer towards the car. But before anyone could do anything, gun fire rang out.
Hobbes looked and saw a grey car, with tracer Bullet in it, firing his two pistols at the car.
Bullets whizzed over, through and into the car, provoking screams from everyone.
"We're GONNA DIE!" Dad Cried.
"HOORAY!" Beth cried.
Dad and Susie looked at her.
"ARE YOU CRAZY Beth, why on EARTH would you be happy about this?"
Beth turned to Susie, still grinning, "Because if I ever get sad angry or Made, I start to see chaos gore, blood, carnage, and then my urge to kill rises and then I have no choice but to let loose and destroy everything and everyone in my path and when I am done I CONSUME THEIR SOULS!"
Dad and Susie stared at Beth with wide eyes, and Beth grinned sweetly and Creepily at them.
"if I need shielding, I'm using her." Derrick said.
"I'm Immortal FOOLS!"
Spaceman Spiff leapt from his ship and then onto the roof of the car. HE fired his laser into the roof, above Burnt out Star's head. She screamed and then dove out of the way. Spiff landed in the front seat.
"Ready for action and resistance, Spaceman Spiff prepares to drive the aliens transport…INTO THE SUN!"
"WHAT!?" Everyone in the car cried.
Then, Spiff did the Unthinkable, as they drove they came to a bridge, with a curve in the middle.
Hobbes grabbed at the wheel.
"LET GO!"
"NEVER YOU EVIL ALIEN EAT DEATH RAY BLASTER!"
Space pulled out his blaster, just as the car flew off the Bridge. Tracer Bullet's Car followed suit.
Inside the car spiff fired his Laser, but Hobbes dodged it and then he grabbed onto it, and then tore it from Spiffs grip.
"ZOUNDS!" Spiff cried and then tackled Hobbes into the Passenger Side door.
Unfortunately for them the door opened and they went Tumbling out.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Everyone in the car screamed as it struck the ground, and then flipped through the air, and then crashed onto it's roof, then it went into a roll.
"NOW I KNOW HOW TORNADO"S FEEL!" Mom cried.
"WEEEE!" Shouted Beth.
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" Althea and Susie yelled.
Brunt Out Star shrugged to herself. "Well I never did want to live forever."
Derek smashed open the Cargo door.
Then, the car landed back on its top and then slammed into a boulder.
Hobbes, who had been brawling with Spiff, sighed happily, and was then punched in the face.
Then, much to his Horror, Tracer Bullets Car flew down, and then crashed into it, exploding.
Hobbes Gasped. "NO!" He yelled, and then was tackled to the ground.
"AH HA YOUR FOLED YET AGAIN EVIL ALIEN SCUM!" Spiff cheered.
Hobbes then grabbed his leg. "Do you know what one of My favorite old Cartoons is?"
"no."
"The Flintstones."
"What are you?"
"BAM,BAM, BAM,BAM,Bam,BAM,BAM!"
"Owie." Spiff said, and then collapsed, knocked out, by Hobbes.
Hobbes than ran over to the remains of the burning cars, it had been evident, that like Stupendous Man and T.I.A.H.E before him, Tracer had vanished the minute he had been defeated, but the car didn't.
Hobbes began to make his way through the burning wreckage, until he came to the remains of the wrecked car.
HE found that no one was there, no Mom, Dad, Susie, Derek, BOS, No Beth, no Althea, No Moe, but no one really cared about him.
Hobbes felt the tears rush to his eyes.
"Need a hankie?"
"(Sniff) "oh thanks Althea…ALTHEIA!?"
Hobbes turned to see her, and everyone else behind her.
"How did you all?"
"Derek." Brunt Out Star said. "He broke open the Cargo door."
"Yeah thanks." Dad mumbled.
Mom slapped him. "IT WAS DAMAGED BEAT UP AND NOW BLOWN UP, and I thought you said not to hold onto materiel stuff."
"I COULD HAVE USED THE MONEY TO BUY SOME STUFF FOR CAMPING AND MY BIKE NOW I HAVE TO BUY A NEW CAR!"
The two began arguing when they all heard a loud roaring.
Everyone turned back toward the Highway to see…. About a thousand Dinosaurs heading right for them., a giant Calvin, five of them, one of them naked too, a dog, a bunch of Bugs, a Safari Al, and some planes.
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH!" Was the collective reaction from the group.
Then they All toke off running, back towards the Highway, with the remaining Later Ego's close behind them.
As they ran they saw a simi Truck parked to the side of the road near a Truck stop, it was empty, to door was open and they keys were still inside.
Hobbes opened up the Sleeper door, and Helped Susie, Moe, Beth, Mom, BOS, and Dad into it, and then he and Althea climbed into the front cap, with a roar the truck started and they drove off.
"Wait we can't just take this!" Dad Said. "it belongs to someone else!"
"Well whoever it was an Idiot.' Althea said. "They left it pretty much open for anyone to take."
"Maybe not," said Hobbes. "I just found a Guide to taking over the world in here!"
"There are way to many evil villains in the world nowadays" Althea said.
"Well is Althea's right, and since girls usually are, they were either idiots or have an idiot sidekick." Susie said.
"Yeah, and maybe they were lab mice too." Hobbes said Sarcastically.
"I Still cannot believe that you had me pull over just you could use the Bathroom."
"I'm Sorry brain but I couldn't hold it anymore."
"Never mind that pinky, let's just get back to our truck before….. Pinky."
"yes Brain?"
"Where's the truck?"
"Well I left it open and unlocked so that way we could get into it easier."
"… Pinky how stupid are you?"
"I don't know brain why?"
"You left a truck, unlocked, and un guarded with a trailer that transforms into a mega death weapon that can vaporize ANYTHING in it's path, THAT IS STUPID!"
"Well sorry brain hey it could be worse."
"How could it be worse Pinkey?"
"We could be trampled by a bunch of Dinosaurs right now."
TRAMPLETRAMPLETRAMPLETRAMPLE TRAMBPLE!
"Can you Predict the future Pinky?"
"I don't know brain I've never tired before."
"Hey what's that button do?" Beth asked.
Althea looked at it, "hmm TF button what could that mean?"
"Maybe it means this thing shall turn into a giant robot." Derek said.
"PRESSING BUTTON NOW!" Althea yelled and then slammed her fist into it.
Imminently, the trailer came down and then a Death Laser came up from the trailer and then fired at the first thing in its path.
Which was a car with a certain sparkly guy, his wife and another guy was allergic to shirts in it, and then it exploded.
Everyone stared at the car as they drove by its remains., and the trailer shifted back into a trailer.
"Okay lets not press that again." Dad said.
"Unless we get near the White House." Hobbes replied.
TO Be continued… IN THE NEXT CHAPTER!