The Imagination War Chapter 13: Getting The Inventions, a calvin & hobbes fanfic

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I do not think they want to know about what you do in the Bathroom.

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Beth: ALL FLAMERS SHALL BE GIE TO ME FOR TOURUTE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!

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WG: 0_0 Somebody get this girl out of here!

"Any sign of the rest of Calvin's Alter Egos?" Hobbes asked he drove the Simi truck down the road.

Althea looked in the mirror, "Nope, I guess that they flew the coop, or they were all left in the dust by you divining under that low bride, and then into the low tunnel."

Derek grinned. "Yeah that was awesome, I had no idea that big rigs with trailers could do a 180, jump in the air, dance around on their taillights, do several Air flips, and then land on their wheels intact!"

"is that what he did I had my eyes closed." Susie said.

"Blood and gore." Beth hissed with her eyes closed. "It looks soo good, and delicious!"

Everyone scooted away from Beth who smiled innocently.

Hobbes seemed determined as he drove, he had a mission, in his mind he knew that he only had one place to go at this point.

"When we get home we need to grab several things." He said aloud.

"Wait home why?" Mom asked.

Hobbes blinked, he then realized that he had spoken his thought out loud he decided that it would be best to explain what he was planning on doing.

"I'm going to get back home, and get some of Calvin's inventions, His Cardboard Box, his Transmorgifier Gun, His Writers Block, and his Invisible Certinizer, once I get those I'm going back to camp WACK to free my best friend."

"WHAT!?" Was the resounding cry from everyone.

"You all heard me folks, I'm going back with the inventions."

Althea grabbed his arm. "But you can't do that Hobbes that's suicide!"

"Let him do it… I NEED ANOTHER SOUL TO TOURTURE!" Beth roared.

"I need to do this Calvin's my best Friend."

"Well he's my son!" Mom said. "And if he needs rescuing count me in."

"HE may be annoying but he keeps life Interesting, so count me in." Susie said.

"Can I beat up some robots?" Moe asked.

"yes."

"I'm in too."

Derek looked at Dad, "hey dude you going to go in?"

"Well I don't know I feel like Calvin might not even be my son for all I know,"

Hobbes was in Dad's Face in a heartbeat. "YOUR'RE GOING END OF DISCUSSION!"

"I'm in." Dad squeaked.

"I'm in, I CAN KILL THE ROBTS AND THEN TOURTURE THEIR SOULS IN THE PITS OF HE(( FOR ALL ETERNITY!" Beth said.

"Will someone please throw her out of this truck?" BOS asked.

"can't do that."

"Why not?"

"Because this is a K+ fanfic."

"So, you just used the H word!"

"Actually we did H-E –(-( so there!"

"Who was talking?"

"IDK."

Soon they drove into the Familiar sight of the Town where they lived (or at least Hobbes, mom, Dad and Althea.

The drove up to Calvin's house and then parked outside the Driveway.

Mom, Dad, and Hobbes got out.

"The rest of you stay here." Hobbes said hutting the door, and then he pulled it open again.

"AND NO PRESSING THE TF BUTTON!"

Althea drew her hand back.

Then Hobbes closed the door and left.

"Does anyone want to know how many souls's I've collected?"

Derek got up, "That's it she's going in the trailer."

"YOU FOOLS YOU CANNOT CONTAIN ME!"

IN less than a second Beth was tied up, gagged, bound, chained, locked in a box, and then tosses into the trailer.

"Well this stinks, at least I still gave you Sparkey."

Derek turned to the others.

"IF they ask, I'll say her master called her back to the underworld."

Inside the House, Mom and Dad lead Hobbes to the closet with Calvin's stuff.

Hobbes toke all of the comic books out of the cardboard box, and then he dug through a bag of Calvin's toy guns/ weapons/ Army figures, until he found the Transmorgifier gun.

He handed it to Mom.

"What's this do?" She asked nervously.

"It's a gun that turns anything into anything that you want."

Mom looked up at Hobbes. "Anything?"

"yep, just think it and it will happen."

Dad looked at mom who grinned evilly.

"Dear, don't even."

She then turned and then ran downstairs.

"DEAR NO!" Dad yelled and then ran after her.

Mom ran downstairs, and then she aimed the gun at the TV and fired.

ZAP!

imminently it turned into a flat screen 24 in TV.

She then fired it towards the Video player,

ZAP!

, and it turned into a DVD player.

Laughing, Mom than threw a coaster in the air and then,

ZAP!

when it landed she fired and it became a Direct TV receiver.

"GOAL!" She yelled as Dad ran downstairs and saw the TV.

"No." He gasped. He turned towards mom who laughed happily.

"NO YOU DON'T" He yelled,. Grabbing her hand.

They wrestled with each other both of them trying to get the gun from each other's grasp.

"LET GO, WE NEED TO MODERNIZE!"

"NO WAY, WITH THIS BABY I CAN MAKE ALL OF THOSE ROAD HOGS PAY AND THE WOLRD CAN BECOME A MUCH MORE CHARHCTER DRIVEN PLACE!"

Dad aimed the gun on the TV and it turned into a radio,

ZAP!

,but mom hit it and it turned back into a 24 in.

Mom than fired it at the fridge,

ZAP!

and it became a Fridge/Freezer combo from Samsung. She then pushed dad off and then ran towards the kitchen, with him close behind.

As Mom repaired to change the stove dad tackled her into the counter,

"GIVE ME THAT!" He yelled wrestling the gun from her hand.

HE then pointed it at the fridge and,

ZAP!

changed it into an old time Icebox.

"I'm NOT SOTREING FOOD IN THERE!" She yelled.

"Too bad." Dab said. Mom then pushed him to the ground and then pointed the gun at the fridge again,

ZAP!

Then she turned it on dad.

"here, let me show what I HATED MOST ABOUT YOUR CAMPING TRIPS!

ZAP!

Dad looked down and gasped, he had been turned into a mosquito.

"Oh yeah?" HE buzzed and then grabbed the gun, from her.

"Well HERE is what I think about your cooking!

ZAP!

An eggplant REALLY!?

ZAP!

"I AM NOT A MONEKY…that is made out of grease for some reason."

"You're a grease monkey when it comes to your bike."

"OH YEAH!?"

ZAP!

ZAP

ZAP!

"okay I have everything, if you both would just give me the Transmorgifier gun then we can…." Hobbes began to say when he saw Mom and Dad, if you could even call them that anymore.

"What did you two do?"

"Nothing." Mom said.

Hobbes looked around at the TV and the Refrigerator. "Yeah, Nothing."

"SHE STARTED IT, SHE IS TRYING TO DESTROY MY LIFE'S WORK OF BUILDING THIS FAMILY'S CHARHACTER" Dad cried out.

"Okay that's it, give me the gun."

"WHAT!?"

"I NEED TO MAKE THE WOLRD A MORE CHARHCTER DRIVEN PLACE!"

"No buts now hand it over."

"Why should we, we're adults ill Hobbes no matter what form." Mom said.

Hobbes held up a mirror, reveling two tiger cubs.

"You're sure about that?"

Mom and Dad both stared wide eyed at the mirror and then they both sighed.

Mom handed the Transmorgifier gun to Hobbes who then pointed it at them and then turned them back into Humans.

ZAP!

There's been a lot of Zaps in this Chapter haven't there?

Soon they all went outside to the truck, and then Hobbes tossed the Box, into the front seat, and then he walked over to the lawn, and then began pointing the Transmorgifier at the grass.

ZAP

(A Dollar if you count all the Zaps ion this chapter)

ZAP

ZAP!

Soon Hobbes stood with a few weapons in his Arms.

"Take your pick Everyone." He said, extending his arms.

Susie looked at the assortment of weapons. "Why do we need these, I'm pretty sure those things could be taken out by a mere chain."

"HEY to be fair, Lobo is a wolf, and he was using most of his strength to hurt the guys."

BOS,looked at Derek and saw his eyes go wide at the mention of the Name Lobo, but then he looked away and sighed.

"Who the heck is Lobo?" Mom inquired.

"Some wolf I met on the mountain and he directed me to Calvin's Location/ the lab/ the mountain, anyway are you going to chose your weapons or not?"

"DO they fire grass clippings?"

"Just because they are made out of Grass doesn't mean that they aren't real Brunet." Hobbes stated.

Brunt Out Star blinked and then growled. "HOW DID YOU FIGURE OUT MY REAL NAME!?"

"I saw your name on Williams Computer." Hobbes replied. "now Pick your weapon this is the last Time I am saying it, TAKE ONE!"

Susie, grabbed a Laser Rifle, she stared at it long and Hard, "DO you have anything else?" ,Hobbes just ignored her.

Moe, grabbed a pair of Bronze Knuckles. "Oh YEAH," HE said happily, ",my favorite weapon was just increased!" To emphasis, he punched the Tracks side, causing it to cave and Break a little where he punched it. Moe looked at the damage he caused.

"Cool."

Brunet, grabbed a pair of Maces and grinned, then she stopped. "Okay why does SUSIE GET A LASER WEAPON AND THE REST OF US SO FAR ARE GETTING CLOSE COMBAT WEPAOSN!?"

"Because, shut up." Hobbes said sarcastically.

Mom then grabbed two twin Laser Pistols. "Well looks like it's another cliché."

Althea looked at a book of Cliché things. "mmmm hmmmm, Cliché #6789, someone complains in modern times about everyone or a lot of People getting a bunch of not modern weapons or close range and then someone gets a modern weapon/ long range weapon."

Burnet, growled in frustration, as Althea grabbed her weapon, a Laser Sniper Rifle. "You know Hobbes these weapons do not seem very kid Friendly."

"As long as we do not cuss or Show gore we're still K+."

Dad then grabbed his weapon, which was, a Laser Pistol. "Hobbes I don't want this kind of weapon, I want something that will Really build my Character like maybe a flag to wave or,"

"Remember dear fighting in a war makes you build LOTS OF character." Mom taunted.

Dad thought about it for a second and then gasped. "YOUR'RE RIGHT!" he said happily.

Hobbes looked at him with a blank stare. "We're you born stupid or did Calvin make you that way?"

HE then offered the weapons to Derek who declined. "I've got my knife here I don't need anything."

'Okay then," Hobbes said. HE looked around. "Hey' where is Beth."

From inside the trailer a voice called out, "I'm in here the mean people locked me up, NOW LET ME OUT SO I MAY EAT THEIR FLEASH AND COMSUME THEIR SOULS!"

Hobbes looked at the rest of the group and then glared at them.

Althea Shrugged, hey, SHE wanted to ask us if we wanted to know how many souls she has reaped.

"I was going to do that anyway." Hobbes said, ",or at least drop her off somewhere."

He then tossed the two unused weapons back onto he lawn and then he turned them back into grass clips.

Then Hobbes, turned back towards the others.

"Alright everyone, listen up, what we are about to embark on is a dangerous mission, one of which most people would run away screaming like little school girls at the very sight of our enemy, but know this, this has become more than freeing my Best friend, more than freeing, Sally, more than liberating all of those kids, no at this point I have come to the conclusion, that at this time William is planning to destroy Imagination in Children forever, don't ask me how I know this, I just got this feeling, because really, let's face it guys, why else would you bring CALVIN's imagination to life, so at this time this is not about those children anymore, this is about the entire nation, the WOLRD itself, now then, this is your last chance to back out, but keep in mind if we fail then there shall be a world without creativity, and without creativity and Imagination there is no knowledge, no creation no nothing, now then, WHO'S READY TO GO KICKS SOME BUTT!?"

"YAH!" Came the cry in unison.

Hobbes grinned. "Then, let's roll."

"FAILIURE!" William shouted at two of his Top (human) Scientists

"IT WAS ABSOLUTE FAILURE!" HE continued to rage. ", HOW DID AN IMEGNARY TIGER MANAGE TO OUTWIT MY MIND CONTROLLED MINIONS FROM CALVIN'S IMAGINATION!?"

One of the scientists looked at William. "W, We,well s,s,s,s,sir, it appears that living with Calvin has taught the tiger everything he knows about his alter egos and how to defeat them ."

William mused over this for a few minutes. "Yes it appears that way, I should have accounted for that."

He turned around putting his back towards the two. "I need to do something, I need to prove my point, that Imagination is evil and needs to be silenced, but how!?"

"Well sir, I do have a theory." One of them said.

"What?" Asked William.

"We don't need strategy, we need force!"

"What do you mean?"

"Unleash all of the Imaginations!"

William gave a blank stare at him, then he thought it over. Then his face grew into a wicked, twisted grin."

"I like the way you think."

Next Chapter: THE BATTLE FOR CAMP WACK!