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BGM: World 9 Map (New Super Mario Bros Wii)
Mario landed on the ground after he went through the portal. "Alright, where are you…" He growled, looking around for the airship and then the others came out.
"Whooooa! This place is incredible!" Ruby exclaimed.
"You're telling me!" Yang nodded.
"Yoshi Yoshi?" Yoshi asked.
Mario nodded. "Yeah, we should do this together."
Luigi smiled. "Phew, glad we didn't have to talk some sense into you."
Mario chuckled. "I'm not that crazy." He said as they had walked into the first area.
Star World 8-1: Blocks everywhere!
"Great! It's a cave!" Grif groaned.
"Not just any cave, Grif. A cave full of blocks!" Sarge said. "Not to mention they're blocking our way."
"Well, we tried." Grif said.
"No, there's gotta be a way around this." Church said. "Like punching them!"
"Way ahead of ya!" Yang said as she punched the blocks as did Nora, but it seemed like it'd take forever to destroy them, as Luigi saw a ? block as he curiously investigated it, and a Mega Mushroom popped out.
"Oooh!" He grinned as he ate it. "Incoming!" He exclaimed as he ran towards the blocks, easily destroying them.
"…I softened it for you." Yang muttered as they ran after the plumber until all the blocks were destroyed, including several Koopas.
"And that's how it's done." Luigi said and then they noticed a key and a keyhole. Mario put them together as a warp pipe appeared in front of them, and then a ? block appeared as Mario hit it as Penguin Suits came out.
"Oh no! NO! I am NOT doing it!" Neptune protested, but Sun threw the Penguin Suit at Neptune anyway. "…I hate you…" He groaned as he reluctantly went into the Warp Pipe with the others.
Star World 8-2: Too Many Cheep Cheeps!
They came out of the warp pipe, only to discover that there were too many Cheep Cheeps in the area. "Oh, that's lovely." Weiss sighed.
"This is gonna take a while…" Ruby said, as Blake was licking her lips and having hearts over her eyes, ready to have a snack of all the Cheep Cheeps.
"Down, girl…" Sarge said, putting his hand on her shoulder to snap her out of it.
"Sorry." Blake sheepishly rubbed the back of her head as they swam around, but then they noticed a Blue Yoshi up ahead kicking some serious tail with the Rip Van Fish.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi waved over to him.
"Yoshi? Yoshi!"
"I guess Kamek missed a few." Weiss said.
"I think they're the same Yoshis we saved from before." Pyrrha said.
"I'm gonna go with that." Nora said as they swam around to deal with the other Cheep Cheeps and Rip Van Fish. Once that was done they were about to go into the warp pipe, but noticed a secret corridor underneath, so they swam down to investigate and then saw another keyhole up ahead as they opened it up, leading to another Warp Pipe for them to go in.
Star World 8-3: More Than Meets the Eye
"OW!" Luigi yelled as they were pelted by Spinies to go back to their normal forms.
"Yoshi!"
The Lakitu turned to see a Yellow Yoshi coming straight for him. "Uh oh!" He exclaimed as he quickly tried to dodge his tongue attacks as he threw several Spinies at them, but all it did was give Yellow Yoshi extra ammo and threw it at him.
"Aaaagh!" He cried and fell to the ground, where the Yellow Yoshi proceeded to ground pound on top of him to finish him off, which seemed to be a little harder than what Yoshi was capable of.
"Great! …Now this seems too easy." Ren said.
"Hmm, a short area… there's gotta be a secret." Jaune said. "…Right?"
"Hey guys?" Nyx caught their attention as she pointed up to reveal a hidden area up above.
"Sweet!" Nora grinned as Mario hit a ? block to reveal Cape Feathers for everyone, while the Blue Yoshi gobbled up a Spiny to produce wings as he picked up both Yoshis and Poochy while Ruby picked up Zwei as they flew up… well, excluding Jaune and Grif, as Jaune got another wedgie from it and Grif… well…
"AAAAGH!" Grif yelled, holding on to his crotch. "HOW IS IT THAT A FREAKING CAPE CAN DO THIS TO ME?!" He yelled.
"…I… should be used to this by now…" Jaune groaned as the Blue Yoshi came down to retrieve the two and pulled them up, then he spat out the Spiny, then they went into the Warp Pipe that was produced by the keyhole.
Star World 8-4: Fire Breathing Yoshi
"Yoshi!" A Red Yoshi waved them over.
"Oooh, can I have that one?" Ruby asked.
"Because of your color scheme? No. I call dibs on it!" Sarge grinned.
"…No one says dibs anymore, sir." Simmons said.
"Of course they do!" Sarge said as the Red Yoshi raised an eyebrow.
"Yoshi Yoshi." Yoshi told him.
"Yoshi?"
"Yoshi."
The other two Yoshis blinked. "Yoshi Yoshi?"
"Yoshi."
"Yoshi Yo…"
"What are they saying?" Church asked.
"I'd tell you, but it's not very appropriate." Caboose said.
"Does it have to do with Sarge? 'Cause I'm all ears!" Church grinned as Caboose whispered to him. "Wait… what… ALL OF US?!"
"Yes."
"…I hate dinosaurs."
They waked ahead, ready to take on the various Koopas as the Red Yoshi gobbled up a Yellow Koopa Troopa… and then to everyone's surprise, he breathed fire on all the Koopas in front of them.
"AAAAAH!"
"OW OW OW OW OW!"
"IT BURNS! IT BURNS!" They all yelled, and then noticed a Koopa not screaming.
"I get burned all the time; I'm used to this…" He said as he walked off.
"He is NOT normal."
"Tell me about it!"
"Now uh… where were we? Oh yeah… IT BURNS!"
"Whoa." Yang said. "That's my kind of Yoshi!" She grinned.
"I call dibs!" Sarge exclaimed as they went onward, watching the Red Yoshi torch the Koopas as they had soon found the Keyhole to the area after some platforming, and then they went into the warp pipe after unlocking it.
End BGM
Meanwhile…
"Oh ho ho ho! These courses look BEAUTIFUL!" Roman yelled. "I don't know about you, but I say we let them get through these beautiful places before they can get to us!"
Neo, however, looked a little concerned as she pulled out a sign that said "Are you sure about this?"
"Of course! It's not like these courses are off the rails insane or anything."
"They definitely are."
"I doubt they're totally impossible."
"I bet they are."
"Okay, how about this. We have them go through one of them. Make it totally tubular, you know?"
Neo gave a deadpan, yet annoyed look. "No one says that anymore."
"Oh, you know what I mean!"
"Even I have standards…"
"Didn't you have a crazy smirk when you were about to kill that blonde on the train?"
"I like being up close when killing."
"Well enough of this! Watch, I'll take care of this tubular course myself!" He said as he hopped off the airship and hit the ? block with his cane, grabbing the Cape Feather in the process. "Watch and learn, Neo! This is gonna be easy!" He grinned and flew off… and what happened?
A Volcano Plant hit him with its fireballs, and making him lose the cape. "...Uh oh." He said and then fell into the abyss, where the Lakitu caught him and placed him down from where he began. "Hmph! Totally had my guard down!" He said and did it again, but this time, a baseball from a Chargin' Chuck hit him in the head... and made him lose his cape again as he fell into the abyss.
Neo whistled to herself, watching Roman fail about a bunch of times until finally, he crawled back up to the ship, having tons of bruises. "You done yet?" She asked from a sign.
"It's harder than it looks, alright?!"
"Look, we might as well just hand over the princess."
"HA! Are you kidding, we'll make 'em go through these levels!" He said, unaware of a door on the airship opening.
"No. We turn back now. They might be done with the Star Road at this point."
"Pfft! Neo, you're just being silly. I say we let them go through these cour-" A golf club hit him over the head to knock him down. "OW!" He yelled, as Neo gasped a little and turned around, only to get whacked over the head to knock her down. "Ow..." He groaned, rubbing his head... and then was met with a golf club.
"Take me back to the others. Now."
"Or what?" Roman asked, as Peach gave him a nasty glare that sent shivers down his spine. "Y-you wouldn't hurt… a guy with a cane, would you?" He asked, as she took the cane and whacked him over the head with out. "OW! …You hit a guy with a cane. And I thought I was clever…"
"Take me. NOW."
Roman gulped. "A-As much as I love to, Princess… I can't do that." He said, spotting something behind Peach. Peach noticed his eye sight as she aimed the cane at Neo without even looking, and unintentionally pulling the trigger, as Neo smirked at this and let it hit her, causing her to shatter.
"What the…?!" Peach turned to her. "Did I… kill her?" She asked, and she was met with a kick in the back, causing her to roll and dropped the cane, but she quickly recovered, seeing Neo out with her umbrella.
Neo smirked. "Try me." She said through a sign.
"Very well…" Peach said, proceeding to crack her knuckles. "Let's do this."
"Get 'er, Neo!" Roman cheered her on.
BGM: Big Bang! (Mario and Luigi: Paper Jam)
Neo ran over to Peach as she did the same. They both kicked each other, their feet connecting to each other as they jumped back and then Neo ran over to her and proceeded to kick her away, but Peach recovered and then threw her Tennis Racket at her, causing Neo to grab it and looked at it, wondering why Peach would use this as a weapon. And then she had her face get pummeled by a frying pan, knocking her back as Peach grabbed her tennis racket again once she dropped it.
Neo shook it off and growled, as she ran forward and proceeded to try to stab her with her umbrella, but she pulled out her own umbrella and blocked it, causing Neo to raise an eyebrow, wondering where that umbrella came from. They clashed their umbrellas a few times before Neo kicked Peach in the gut and used an uppercut with her umbrella to knock Peach's umbrella off of her hand and then she slashed Peach repeatedly with it, cutting up her dress and nicking Peach's cheek.
"…Alright, that's it!" Peach said. "This dress is holding me back!" She said, taking it off and throwing it up in the air… as it landed right on top of Roman.
"Ack!" Roman exclaimed, getting it off of him and seeing Peach in her sports attire. "What the…? I'm not even gonna ask." He said before tossing the dress to the side and off the airship, as the wind picked up the dress and took off with it.
"There, this is more comfortable." Peach said as Neo looked completely bewildered by the fact that Peach had her sporting clothes over her dress, as Peach wiped blood off of her cheek. "Come on!"
Neo chuckled and proceeded to kick her, but Peach easily backflipped as one of her high heels hit Neo in the chin to knock her back. She ran over to Neo and did a front flip, kicking Neo in the head and landing behind her, before using Neo's umbrella as a choke hold for her as Neo glared at her and stomped on Peach's foot, causing her to yelp and then was elbowed in the gut as she kicked her away.
Peach got back up and dodged the umbrella attacks that Neo threw at her and then Neo went in to impale Peach, but she quickly ducked and used a sweep kick to knock Neo down, and then she Peach Bombed Neo straight to the mast of the ship, and then she suddenly pulled a turnip out of the airship and threw it at her, but Neo caught it as she looked at it in curiosity before looking up… to see a flying pan inches from her face, knocking her over.
Neo got back up and tried to attack her again, but Peach blocked it with her umbrella again and then she used an uppercut with it to knock Neo's umbrella off of her and smacked Neo with it multiple times before Neo punched her in the gut and kicked her away while she ran to get her umbrella, unaware that Peach recovered.
Peach growled, and then her eyes went up to look at her crown. "…Hmm…"
Neo picked it back up with a smirk, and turned around… only for Peach's crown to smack into her as Peach threw it right at her as Peach ran over and kicked Neo with it.
How is it that she's doing all of this in heels?! Roman thought, watching Peach seeming to overpower Neo. I gotta do something!
Neo panted as she sluggishly kicked Peach as she grabbed her foot and raised her foot to kick Neo in the gut… and since she was wearing high heels, that had to hurt as she fell over in agony. "Stay down." She said and turned, only for Roman's bullet from his cane to nearly hit her.
"That was a warning shot, princess!" He said. "The next one… won't be!" He said, firing directly at her, but Peach, with her quick thinking, brought out her tennis racket and blocked it, before swinging it away from her, as a small part of the airship exploded near her. "…What?!" He asked as he did it again, but Peach deflected it, and then she tossed it up with her racket before lobbing it directly at him. "WHAT?!" He yelled as it smacked into him, knocking him down. "GAH!"
Roman then got up, only to have a frying pan inches from his face. "Take me back… NOW."
"I would NEVER."
"Then you leave me with no choice." Peach said, raising her frying pan up in the air as Roman paled.
What IS IT with this woman?! He thought. "Okay! Okay! I'll take you!" He exclaimed, lest he received a very bad concussion with it.
Peach smiled. "Good!" She said, seeming to be back to her usual self.
End BGM
It was at this moment that Neo got back up, and seeing Peach in front of her, causing her to growl and ran straight toward her. "Neo! Don't." He requested as Neo looked at him as if he lost his mind. "I know, I know… but we have to comply otherwise I'd get a frying pan to the face." He said and then sighed. "I hate to say it, but we underestimated her." He said as he went to the cockpit and reluctantly took Peach back as Neo sighed, silently grumbling to herself and giving Peach the death glare.
With the gang…
"What the…" Mario said as he saw Peach's dress as he jumped over to grab it.
"Is that Peach's dress?" Yang asked.
Mario growled. "It is." He said. "And it's cut up!"
"Oh no…" Pyrrha whispered.
"Welp! Time to kill 'em!" Sarge said as they heard an airship flying by and then it landed on the ground near them.
"Hey!" Peach waved.
"…What's with the sports attire?" Weiss asked.
"Oh yeah, I forgot she wears that underneath." Luigi said as Mario jumped on top of the airship.
"Peach, I'm so glad you're okay!" He said… and then he noticed the cut on Peach's cheek as his eyes widened. "You're hurt!"
"Huh? Oh, this? I'm fine. It's just a little cut." She smiled, but Mario didn't want to hear it as he glared at Neo and Roman as he rolled up his sleeves, and looking quite angry.
"Why you little…!" Mario growled, pulling out his hammer.
"Mario, wait!" Peach said, grabbing his shoulder. "I already took care of them."
"You did?" Mario asked, as he noticed the bruises on Neo and Roman. "…Oh." He said, sheepishly rubbing the back of his head. "Uh, sorry…"
Peach giggled. "It's alright. You're just there to protect me." She smiled and kissed him on the cheek. "Come on, let's go home." She said.
"Oh… oh!" Nyx exclaimed as they turned to see Nyx's egg hatching as she put it down, as a Black Yoshi popped out of it.
"Yoshi!"
"Oh my gosh, you're so cute!" Nyx squealed in happiness, seeming to fangirl over the Yoshi as the Black Yoshi smiled and hugged her, licking her on the cheek.
"Aww!" Nora gushed. "That's adorable! I think he likes you!"
"You know, I've always wanted a Yoshi as a pet." She said as the Black Yoshi seemed to like that and hugged her.
"Come on, let's-a go back home!" Mario said as they nodded.
Some time later…
"Ugh…" Roman groaned as they were on their way back to Bowser's castle, as the Koopalings were there too, including several beat up minions, including Kamek.
"Peach is not to be taken lightly." Bowser said as he was driving the airship. "She may seem like an airhead and a bubbly princess… but if you make her mad or challenge her to a fight, then she's a whole different person."
"Yeah… we got that alright. I didn't think we'd underestimate her." Roman said as a Medic Guy was patching up Neo. "How is it that she can do that, but can get easily overpowered by you?"
"I have my ways." Bowser said.
In the past…
"AAARGH!" Peach yelled, trying to hit Bowser over the head with her golf club, but he had a good grip on her arm.
"Look, can you just come quietly? You're not gonna win."
"LET ME HIT YOU!" Peach yelled.
"Sigh… doing this the hard way, it seems…"
Back in the present…
"She's always ready to take me on, but I'm much stronger than her." He said. "That said, even I should be careful with her. I let my guard down and she lets me have it."
"Do you threaten her besides trying to wrestle her away?" Roman asked.
"I may have threatened to burn Toad Town, destroy a few buildings or even destroy the castle. She always believes those bluffs."
"You never go through with it?"
"Sometimes I do, but I don't kill anyone. I may be evil, but I'm not Chaotic Evil." He said. "That's Ganondorf's department."
"No clue who this Ganon guy is, but I see your point." Roman said. "I suppose us bad guys all have standards."
"Indeed." Bowser nodded. "So… what should we do to try and kidnap Peach this time?"
"I dunno… got any ideas?" Roman asked.
"I dunno, maybe turn them into paintings or something…" Kamek muttered. "Probably even place Peach under castle arrest."
"Paintings…" Bowser mused. "Under castle arrest…" He mused and then a lightbulb came to his ahead. "AHA! We lock the Mario Bros, the pesky teenagers and the soldiers inside the castle in different areas and put Peach into a painting, putting her under house arrest! Then we do some redecorating of the castle!"
"…Not sure how putting the princess in a painting is physically possible, but the rest is genius!" Roman said.
"I was joking!" Kamek exclaimed. "…But that's not bad." He said. "Perhaps we put them in different paintings too so they're not all locked up in one door. It's genius!"
"Indeed, my evil men! Indeed!" Bowser said. "Roman, your scroll!"
"What for?" Roman asked as Bowser took it.
"Heheheh, making a few calls." He said and put the scroll up to his non-existent ear.
"Hello?"
"King Bob-omb!"
"Bowser? What do you want? I'm in the middle of a war, right now."
"Yeah yeah, I know. Hey, I need a favor."
"Oh?"
At Vale…
"Hmm, this seems like the perfect home." Robin chuckled, and then sensed someone approaching him from behind. "I can feel your presence behind me, dear."
"Hmm hmm hmm, seems like I can't always sneak up on you."
Robin smiled. "That does seem to be the case, Tharja." He said, turning around to look at his wife.
"Hmm, so this is our new home." Tharja said. "I have to say… it's better than the one in Smashville."
"It wasn't too horrible. I visited you all the time."
Tharja sighed. "It wasn't that. It was our neighbor."
Some time ago…
"YOU ROTTEN KIDS NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SAVE! I MEAN, RESETTING WILL ONLY MAKE ME ANGRIER!"
"Oh, put a sock in it, Resetti!" Noire shouted.
"I'LL PUT A SOCK IN YOU IF YOU DON'T SAVE!"
Back in the present…
Robin sweatdropped. "Yeesh, I'm glad Master Hand didn't bring him back as an Assist Trophy…"
"So, is Master Hand okay with this?"
"Yes." Robin nodded. "I'll teach, I'll Smash, it's the same ol' story as before."
Tharja chuckled. "Good." She said and then saw her kids approaching. "Ah, Morgan, Noire. Glad to have you with us." She smiled.
"So, this is our new life?" Noire asked.
"Yes."
"That's nice. I was about to hex Resetti if I had to listen to him for another day."
Tharja giggled softly. "That's my girl."
"Here's hoping it's better." Morgan said.
"It will be. Come on." Robin said as they all walked into their new home. "I wonder how Lucario is holding up."
With Lucario…
"Argh!" Lucario growled, seeming to have ripped a shirt with the spike on his chest.
"Hmm…" Port mused. "Perhaps we can try an unbuttoned shirt."
"Ya think…?" Lucario asked, as he tossed away the ripped shirt over a pile of ripped shirts.
With Ozpin…
Ozpin was in his office, just minding his own business, when he got a call from his Scroll. He answered to reveal a certain drunk man on the screen.
"So, I've heard that the big bad Koopa King has made enemies with some of your students."
Ozpin chuckled. "Well, someone had to save the Mario Bros and the princess."
"Tell me about it…" He muttered. "So tell me, do you think they're going to keep at it for too much longer until Bowser decides enough is enough and finds a way to kill them?"
"As long as Bowser keeps at it, RWBY and JNPR will always be there to aid Mario in battle, Qrow."
"Yeah yeah, I know." Qrow sighed.
"So, what is call about? It must be about more than Bowser."
"Well, I found something incredibly disturbing that you should know about." He said. "There are these girls that look exactly like my niece's team, but it seems Yang doesn't have a clone."
"Hmm, interesting."
"And what's worse is that there's some Huntsman that's working with them. Seems to go by the name 'The Meta'."
"The Meta…" Ozpin mused. "Sounds familiar."
"What disturbs me is that these four are committing villainous acts, and it seems they're just going to get worse as time goes on."
"Well, let's hope it doesn't get too horrible."
"What's even worse is that I've seen a skeleton version of Bowser running amok and seeming to have an alliance with "Mr. Fabulous" that holds a grudge against this Hero of Hyrule."
"That's… disturbing."
"Tell me about it." Qrow said as he drank from his flask. "So tell me, how are those teams holding up?"
"Nyx is back home safe and sound with a new pet. A Black Yoshi."
"You don't see them every day. And how's little miss time bomb?"
"She's progressing more and more each day. Before we know it, she'll make an exceptional ally."
"Or our worst enemy. You've seen the damage in the Mushroom Kingdom caused by her."
"It is because of war that caused her to be like this. Therapy seems to be helping."
"Therapy, schmerapy. I honestly don't think it'll hold her together."
"We'll see." Ozpin chuckled. "I've also made contact with an island not far from the kingdom, and they're sending one of their best fighters to come to the Mushroom Kingdom. They're quite shocked that the Grimm have invaded the Mushroom Kingdom."
"And that other girl, that little assistant belonging to that mad scientist?"
"Professor E. Gadd is anything but a mad scientist. Trust me, I've had tea with him plenty of times."
"Have you seen his inventions?"
"Even so…"
"And what about that other team, the ones that don't seem to have any semblance at all?"
"They're on their way back from the Beanbean Kingdom. Their recon mission was a success. Hopefully, we can figure out a way to stop this evil power that seems to be rising up."
"I'm telling you, this world is getting crazier and crazier by the minute." Qrow said. "You really sure we have things under control?"
Ozpin chuckled. "Don't you worry a thing, Qrow. We have everything under control."
Qrow sighed. "If you say so, Oz… I just hope that you are right." He said. "Well, if you'll excuse me, I heard there's this diner in the Mushroom Kingdom that has a lot of pretty girls. I'll see you later."
"See you soon, Qrow." Ozpin hung up and then rubbed his chin in thought, looking quite disturbed. "People that are acting like Team RWBY and doing villainous acts… this is highly disturbing." He said. "I wonder if team RWBY knows about them."
He got up. "Hmm, I just hope this group doesn't do anything too horrible to any of my students." He said and walked off, closing the door behind him.
History has been made y'all.
This story along with Touhou: Dream Team finished at the same time.
Same number of chapters.
The last two chapters had a Bowser battle...
This never happened before!
I even joked that by the time I was done with Dream Team, I'd be into the next RWBY story.
This is what I get for making a joke. XP
Anyway, the next story is a cult classic of the N64!
Super RWBY 64!
See ya then!