Author's Note: "Oh GOD he must be famous!" - Miyusawa from the pairing + ship request I got today on tumblr just reposting here with edits.

Sawamura Eijun was known for his bold and obnoxious personality. Things usually didn't scare him. Actually, very few things scared him. As for understanding people, well, at least he tried.

"Oh GOD, he must be famous!" Eijun gasped after his realization smacked him in the face.

Haruichi sighed not even surprised at his best friend's far-fetched assumption.

"What makes you say that, Eijun-kun?"

Eijun whispered leaning in closer to his friend, "He always comes here with someone different. It's kind of fishy don't you think? I mean, think about it Harucchi."

"Maybe he just happens to know a lot of different people."

"No, no! You can't know THAT many people!"

"Eijun-kun, is this an excuse to not talk to him?"

Eijun squirmed a bit nervously in his seat and tried not to sweat at his friend's accusation.

"N-No! Of course not!"

Bingo.

"Good, because the Eijun-kun that I know wouldn't back down no matter the obstacle."

Haruichi smiled in response. He knew very well he had to give his friend a little push every now and then when he was clearly intimidated. They didn't even know this guy, but they saw him every single time they came by the burger joint with someone new. Haruichi started wondering if the guy was simply dating around or out with a different friend each time but Eijun's idea just seemed so silly compared to his. Eijun's innocence was sometimes questionable.

The fishiest part of all, according to Eijun, was that the guy he had his eye on never ordered food but simply treated every person he brought along with him. It was always one person per day and that pretty odd. One thing that was certain was that the supposedly famous guy that was sitting across the room knew that Eijun always had his eye on him, but of course Eijun felt quite proud of his so called skills in sneaking glancing. It never occurred to him that he was just plainly staring.

Haruichi told Eijun a few times to stop staring like that because it was rude, but he eventually stopped because his friend clearly had the memory of a goldfish and was convinced he was doing a great job at being discreet. So his friend simply continued being delusional.

The time went by as nothing happened yet again and Eijun didn't go up to talk to the guy who piqued his interest.

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The next day came and Eijun told himself it was surely the day!

"Hmmm looks like Kazu-chan has an admirer." Ryousuke teased, smirking at Kazuya as he took his time with his sundae.

Kazuya felt like rolling his eyes but instead grinned back in response. "I'm so popular it can't be helped senpai!"

Ryousuke wasn't the least bit convinced and noticed that fake grin that irritated him every single time. He was going to say something but instead leaned over and smacked him on the head. All Kazuya could do was rub the pained area.

"Oww!"

"Sorry, your smile irritated me."

Kazuya wanted to say something back to that but before he could even think of anything Ryousuke continued on.

"Wonder when your admirer will decide to come on over. My little brother told me something quite interesting, care for some details?"

Kazuya's eyes widened for a split second because the truth was that he was quite curious and amused at this admirer, but seeing no progress within the last week was starting to disappoint him. He waved off the offer.

"No thanks. I'd rather hear it from the guy himself, if he ever actually decides to say something to me."

"Poor Kazu-chan, you look so disappointed."

Kazuya only shrugged in response as he took out his phone.

Back at the other table, Eijun could only pout at Haruichi when he noticed Ryousuke sitting at the same table as that person. Eijun stood up banging his fists against the table.

"YOU KNEW! Why didn't you tell me?! ONII-SAN KNEW!"

Haruichi gestured for his friend to calm down.

"I didn't even know! Aniki didn't say anything about it. I had no clue they knew each other!"

Eijun eyed his friend in an attempt to clear any suspicion, as if he could sense if a person was lying. Intuition.

"Alright. I believe you!"

Eijun sat back down crossing his arms against his chest.

"Eijun-kun, you should go talk to him."

"But, onii-san—"

"Eijun-kun."

Haruichi used that tone, the tone that was telling him to stop being a coward. Eijun merely gulped.

"Eijun-kun, if you weren't really interested in the first place or are too scared then—"

"NO, NO! I'm going!"

Haruichi lightly chuckled as his friend got up once more and stomped on over to the table across the room huffing and puffing. He would have told him to not look so scary but ah well, if this guy couldn't deal with Eijun from the start—because Eijun was always himself, no matter who he spoke to—then he didn't deserve his friend's attention anyway.

Kazuya was too busy looking at his phone to even notice the figure approaching the table when Ryousuke chuckled and took his sundae with him walking over to his little brother's table. Before he left, all he said was, "Oh, your entertainment's here. Have fun~"

Kazuya could only raise an eyebrow as he took his attention off his phone, looking up only to not see Ryousuke sitting across from him, but instead a moppy brown haired guy with a strained smile. Kazuya blinked a few more times and wondered where Ryousuke went off to.

"Uh, hi?" Kazuya said, unsure on how to even start a conversation because wasn't the other guy supposed to be doing the initiating?

Eijun continued staring at the person in front of him, feeling little droplets of sweat form on his forehead. Kazuya sighed looking over across the room to find Ryousuke waving at the table with his little brother.

Figures Ryou-san would do this.

"Oi, you going to talk?"

"Yeah." Eijun replied in an almost whisper.

"Hm, weird. I figured you were the loud, bold type. Guess I was wrong."

Kazuya decided he would attempt provoking the other. No harm in that. He also happened to notice the way Eijun acted every time he came by with his best friend.

"My name's Sawamura Eijun and yours?"

Kazuya blinked a few more times.

"Uh, Miyuki Kazuya."

Eijun was frustrated and flustered. He felt himself panicking. This wasn't something typical for him. It always looked so easy to go up to a stranger you had slightly taken some interest in and start a conversation but he realized he was actually nervous. He usually had something to talk about, anything, and at that moment he hadn't realized his lips were moving involuntarily and he blurted out a question he hadn't expected.

"W-What?"

"I'm sorry! I don't know why—"

Continuous laughter interrupted Eijun mid-sentence. Kazuya was simply holding himself around his stomach and laughing.

"That's actually the dumbest thing I've heard! Oh man, why would you think that?!"

Eijun felt quite offended at the dumb comment but blushed in embarrassment. How dare this guy mock him? This guy was starting to become insufferable.

"Well, excuse me! You're always with someone new! And you pay for their stuff! I didn't even know you knew onii-san!"

Kazuya's laughter abruptly stopped.

"Wait—You have a brother? I know your brother?"

Kazuya honestly thought back to everybody he associated himself with and none of them actually looked like this Sawamura guy.

"No! I mean Harucchi's brother."

"Oh, Kominato-kun."

"Yeah!"

"Hear me out first, let me just get that ridiculous assumption out of your head."

Eijun furrowed his eyebrows in annoyance.

"I'm not famous. I'm just a typical college student paying people back for the favors they did for me in times of need."

Eijun felt slightly disappointed at the plain response.

"Oh, wow, you know a LOT of people! You must be spending a lot!"

Kazuya was amused, but this guy seemed more easily amused.

"Sort of, but I'm just paying favors back and since this place has some of the best food—"

"Ah! I know Miyuki! Since you never buy yourself something here, let me buy you something! What do you want to order?" Eijun smiled widely at him.

Miyuki? It was funny hearing no honorific behind his name from a younger person but he'd let it slide. This guy was sort of adorable in an odd way. That smile pretty much made up for the week.

"You sure? I'm not a cheap date."

Eijun blushed at the sudden mention of a date, but didn't comment on it.

The rest of the time they spent talking about themselves. They were so absorbed in one another they hadn't noticed when the Kominato brothers left. Ryousuke figured both the idiots didn't need any more guidance or helpful pushes from either of them and if he were to be completely honest, Kazuya looked like he was genuinely having a good time talking to Eijun. He preferred those smiles and laughs coming from him than the usual cynical or arrogant ones any day.

End Note: Oh lord. I got a lot more One Piece requests and only one Ace of Diamond request so I was a little sad at that. I'll be adding more random miyusawa when the time comes. GOOD DAY ALL!~