Jarceus: Hello and welcome to chapter 21 of my most successful story by far (at this point and time)
Firesage101: Awesome faceplant for the fake. Jarod rules in battles. Is there going to be more moves from the other verses?
Jarod: Well what did you expect from a god? But to answer your question, yes, but only one or maybe two.
Jarceus: Yes, and I have a good situation to reveal your most devastating attack
Jarod: It isn't that bad.
Last Time
"You became a god?" Asked Hypo in shock
"Why, yes I did. Not only that but I guess I can update my titles to God of Creation and Destruction of universe 8 AND the Demon God of Universe 7 by default as I defeated the previous god." Chuckled Jarod as he kicked his fake into the battlefield where he faced Turles and Slug
"Ok, that bastard is going to die." Grumbled the fake as he got up only to find Jarod above him
"Hey….Wanna play a game?" Asked Jarod
"Yes?" Answered the fake unsure before he was encased in a yellow orb and pin-balled around that battlefield before he was slammed into the ground causing an explosion. A sort of score screen popped up with a high score and from a name to be put with that score which was set to 'ASS'
"Hah!" Laughed Jarod before he was launched away
"Eat shit you pathetic asshole." Growled the fake as he suddenly appeared in Jarod's face only to be head butted before he could do anything
"Try not to rely on only one ability." Advised Jarod as he disappeared and reappeared above the fake causing a chain reaction of gravity assisting Jarod's fall onto his double causing him to face-plant into the earth below them
Now
"One tip, try not to rely on your control over time too much, otherwise you will die." Advised Jarod as he started pummelling his adult fake with ki blast in the back
"RAH!" Screamed the fake as he forced his ki out into an explosion
"What was that supposed to do?" Asked Jarod as he stood in the blast without trouble
"Shit." Muttered the fake before he was blasted in the back again and again and again and again "Can you stop that?!" He shouted breaking the fourth wall?
"No." Answered Jarod as he blasted his fake in the back "And again."
"Grr." Growled our resident fake god annoyed at Jarod who was blasting him in the back while repeating those two words
"I'm done. This is getting to boring since you won't fight back." Stated Jarod as he jumped off of his fake and started to fly away slowly
"Oh no you don't! Ka…Me…" Shouted the fake as he charged the most used attack in all of Dragon Ball
"Really now? Denied…" Called out Jarod as he got into a pose that made it look like he was about to use Vegeta's Big Bang Attack
"Ha…Me…"
"Cannon…" At this point a small circle with a line through it started forming in front of Jarod's outstretched hand
"HAAA!" Shouted the fake as he unleashed the blue beam of death
"FIRE!" Screamed Jarod as he fired the circle directly in the way of his fake's blast
"HAHAHA! You idiot! That attack has two massive holes in it!" Shouted the fake only to be shocked as the circle not only stopped the entire wave but was getting closer to him as if it was destroying the Kamehameha as it contacted
"Nope, you failed." Denied Jarod from behind his fake
"How?"
"How did I get behind you? I'm not saying…SOUL RIPPER!" Called out Jarod as he grabbed his fake's head and jumped away causing a white form to be pulled out of the body
"What?" Asked the ghost
"Your first mistake was stealing my body, your second is thinking that you could simply kill me." Stated Jarod with a smirk as he started crushing the ghost's head
"AHH!" Cried the ghost in pain as he felt as if his non-existent skull was being crushed
"What's wrong? Nothing to say? Oh wait, that's right! I'm the one with a body while you only have a soul which won't ever make it to otherworld since I'll kill you here and now." Taunted Jarod as his grip suddenly got tighter causing the ghost to scream harder "Jesus, I never knew that ghosts could scream so loud." He muttered as he rubbed his pinky in his ear
"Could you just kill him now please?!" Requested Hypo who was covering his ear-holes
"Fine." Agreed Jarod as he squashed the ghost's head completely "Eww, I got ectoplasm all over my hand." Grumbled Jarod as he spoke his hand to get the remains of the ghost off of his hand
Later: Otherworld
"Ahh, Jarod of Universe 8 quadrant 783, you can go on up to Heaven." Stated a pink skinned giant in a purple suit
"Ok, thank you King Yemma." Thanked a child Jarod as he started walking to the door that led to Heaven he was interrupted
"Kid, don't you dare go through that gate." Growled an adult Jarod as he grabbed his younger self by his tail and dragged him away
"Ow, ow, ow!" Screamed the younger Jarod as he and his elder counterpart teleported away leaving everyone who was there with sweat drops
Living World: Conton City
"Oh kid, go into that body there." Commanded the older Jarod as he pointed at his old body
"But why can't I go into my body? Why do I have to be in your body?" Asked the young saiyan
"Because I have a time limit on this technique and I don't think you want to deal with two souls in your body for a week." Answered Jarod before he noticed his body was moving and his younger counterpart was missing "Knew it." He chuckled before he faded back into the younger body
"So what now?" Asked the now older Jarod
"This." Stated our hero as he was encased in a purple aura "CHANGE NOW!" He shouted as he fired a beam at his old body causing the two to swap bodies
"Ha…Ha….Ha…" Panted our godly hero as he stared at his now adult body
"Wow! That was a cool technique." Cheered the younger Jarod
"You should never use it, you may not know it specifically but because of me it know has the muscle memory to use it." Warned the older Jarod
"Why?"
"Because if you do you'll swap bodies and gain the victims powers as well as their body. This ability was abused by an evil man, and I don't want you ending out like him and stealing the body of anyone who just so happens to be stronger than you." Explained Jarod with a small glare as he transported his younger self back to his world
"JAROD! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!" Commanded Trunks as he came upon the destruction Jarod caused blasting his fake which make a picture of a dick
"NEVER!" Screamed Jarod laughing as he ran away
Jarceus: That will be all for this chapter, I hope to see you all next time.
Jarod: Hey, can they have a sneak peak at the next chapter?
Jarceus: How about the next two sagas?
Jarod: That's even better!
Sneak Peak 1
"Trunks, how the hell did you find this place?" Asked Jarod as he walked through the portal which led to what seemed to be a destroyed Time Nest
"Toki Toki showed me where it was." Answered Trunks
Sneak Peak 2
"So are you ready for this Trunks,Mira,Hypo,Voo?" Asked Jarod as he opened a portal
"Hell yea we are." Confirmed Hypo as all seven of them walked through the portal to their strongest challenge yet.
"Welcome one and all! Can Jarod from Universe 20 come into the ring to fight… Trunks from Universe 20?" Asked an announcer
"I forfeit!" Shouted Trunks as he looked at Jarod
"That was unexpected, as soon as we came in we had a match." Chuckled Jarod at Trunks' expense
Sneak Peak End
Jarceus: See you all next time!