Previously

"Hey, the new Captain Napalm issue is here!" Calvin pulled out the comic book, while Hobbes browsed along.

The tiger paused just then, tapping Calvin on the shoulder. "Uh, Calvin? Look."

"What is it?" Calvin looked over…

Then screamed bloody murder.

And Now the Conclusion...right after these disclaimers

We do Not own Calvin and Hobbes

Wherever Girl: owns Derek, Lobo, Lou, Althea and Sally.

Fanatic97: Burned Out Star, Beth, William and Cal-R

ON WITH THE FANFIC!

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"ITS YOU!" Calvin shouted,, "IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! HOW ARE YOU HERE!?

"IT CAN'T BE!" Hobbes shouted. "IT CAN'T BE! NOOOO!"

Standing in front of them was a figure wearing a slightly over sized Mall Security Guard outfit, blond hair and an angry look on her face as she glared at the two staring at her.

"ROSALYN!" The Duo screamed.

Yeah yeah you all thought it was Beth I know sorry to disappoint.

"Well Well, what do we have here- two boys lost and causing trouble?" Rosalyn asked with clear disdain in her voice.

"Actually you have the lost part right." Hobbes said before Calvin shut him up.

"Look what we are dong is NONE of your business, oh former babysitter!" Calvin said with a grunt.

After the whole William thing Calvin's parents wanted a night to themselves...unfortunately Rosalyn was not prepared for Hobbes to be alive, and trashed the House trying to kill him, the police were no help... having met Hobbes before, and claimed unless he bit her for no reason/Calvin's orders, then she could file a report. Well, when phoning them didn't work, she told Calvin to keep Hobbes in control, after he told the story of how their imagination was now alive… everything was ABOUT to go better, until Stupendous Man dropped by for a visit, still saw Rosalyn as the vile 'Babysitter Girl', and locked her in the basement. And, of course, rather than letting her out, Calvin and Hobbes spent the night watching television and eating cookies until they got sick… and until Mom and Dad came home and chewed them out.

Afterwards, Rosalyn stated clearly that she was quitting- claiming babysitting ONE wild animal was enough, let alone decided that babysitting wasn't doing much for her college tuition, let alone went on a rant at how her now ex-boyfriend, Charlie, broke up with her because she cancelled too many dates in order to babysit.

And now she was working as a mall cop.

"If you don't mind, Hobbes and I are going to just hang around here while we still have at least one day left before we have to go to school, and your black aura is disrupting our merriment." Calvin continued with a sneer.

"Since when am I going to school?" Hobbes questioned.

"Well, bad news, Calvin- Animals aren't allowed in the mall!" Rosalyn snapped.

"WHAT?! That's tyranny! We've been here for almost half an hour, and no one's said anything! Plus, every authority figure knows Hobbes well, so he should get a free pass!" Calvin snapped.

"Yeah, well, after we got a complaint about some guy in the parking lot getting bit by a wild animal, we've been on the lookout."

"To bee fair the guy was flipping people off in the parking lot." Hobbes said., trying to recover the situation

"True and he is no longer allowed in the mall either and the manager is possilbty looking into it and allowing u to enter but as of right now your not allowed, now lets go find your mom," Rosalyn grabbed Calvin by the arm, dragging him along.

"NO! NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! I REFUSE! HOBBES, BITE HER!"

"Wouldn't that be treason?" Hobbes asked.

"She's NOT a cop! JUST DO IT!"

Rosalyn gave Hobbes a death-glare. "Try it, and I'll have you arrested for assault and battery," she growled.

"He's friends with the cops, too!"

"Yeah, BUT the chief said that if Hobbes bit me for no reason OR on your orders, he'd be busted. …Plus, I believe they have a distinct memory of you prank-calling them, the library, the surgeon general, the operator, information, several hardware stores, and a pet-shop."

Calvin gave her a look. "How do you KNOW all that?!"

"Security guards have a close connection to other authorities. The authors could tell you THAT much,"

"It's true!" The co-author called, popping out of a plant.

The author then grabbed her, dragging her off. "Stop distracting from the plot!" The author told her. "We don't do that until later!"

The characters blinked, then continued walking, pretending they didn't see anything. Soon, they found Mom, who had finished the shopping. "THERE you are!" She scolded Calvin. "How many times have I told you NOT to run off?!"

"WE ran off?! We were just talking to Sally and Althea! YOU were the one who wandered off!" Calvin retorted.

"Next time, keep him on a chain," Rosalyn suggested. "Also, animals aren't allowed in the mall, so Hobbes will have to start staying home,"

"But who's going to make sure they buy tuna?" Hobbes whined.

"Thank you, Rosalyn. Good luck with the job," Mom said, then walked out of the mall with Calvin and Hobbes. "Well, Hobbes, I guess you'll have to wait in the car. Make sure no one tries to steal anything, okay?"

"I suppose it will serve SOME purpose," Hobbes grumbled, crawling in the backseat while Mom put the bags in the back.

"Make SURE someone steals them," Calvin whispered to him.

"CALVIN!" Mom snapped.

"Oh come on! Like anyone would steal SCHOOL supplies!"

"Lets just go back inside, there's still something we need to grab."

"What? I thought we got everything,"

"Not quite. We still need to run to the GAP,"

"GAP? What for? I've got plenty of good clothes!"

"…said the boy who's been wearing the same outfit since 1985," Hobbes joked.

"Shut up, stripe-butt! C'mon, Mom, you don't need to buy me any more clothes! Especially for school!"

"Well, it's required now," Mom said. "The School Board discussed it, and everyone has to wear uniforms now."

Calvin's eyes bugged out, and his jaw dropped. "UNIFORMS?! NOOOOoooooo….!" he cried, his voice fading as Mom dragged him into the store.

"Wow, as if school wasn't bad enough, now they've got uniforms." Hobbes said.

"NO WAY! They have UNICORNS in school now?!" Chester A. Bum shouted, popping up. "Now I wish I didn't drop out in 5th grade!"

Hobbes gave him an awkward look. "I said uni-forms, not unicorns."

"Oh. Well, that sucks. Got any CHANGE?!" he held up his little Styrofoam cup.

"No… got any TUNA?!" Hobbes held up a paper-plate.

"Nope. Well, see ya!" And the bum took off, never to be seen again… until his next cameo.

Hobbes sighed, then saw Althea walking by, grumbling. "Let me guess- security kicked you out, too?"

"Security kicked me out too… morons." Althea replied, walking to their own car in another lane.

Hobbes looked out the window, deciding to get some rest, until he heard barking and saw a puppy running along… a puppy that looked all-too familiar. "Sparky?" he gasped.

The ghost-dog seemed to have stopped, then turned in his direction, growling as his eyes glowed.

The tiger ducked down, then looked again, seeing that the dog was gone, and no one else had noticed it. "Must have been my imagination… *gulp* lets hope it doesn't come to life," he lied down, deciding to take a nap, figuring he needed the rest after being up so early.

A few minutes later, Mom and Calvin returned… the six-year-old having yet to cease his cry. "…ooooooOOOOOOO!" he was continuing.

"Calvin, for gosh sakes, take a breath before you pass out!" Mom snapped.

"I can't believe it… School is bad ENOUGH! Why do we need uniforms to add on to the misery?!"

Mom sighed. "Just get in the car. You'll probably forget about it until tomorrow, anyway."

"NO I WON'T!"

They drove off… and about halfway down the street, Calvin had forgotten about it, having started a new rant about Mom putting on some rock music rather than her slow-jams.

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Derek and Burned Out Star continued to sit bored at the register, when Lou- a ten year old boy they had met at camp- walked in. "Hey, guys! How's it going?" he asked, cheerfully.

"Eh, slow/Miserable," they both replied, then ignored the kid.

Lou shrugged- being used to the teenager's negative attitudes- and began browsing around the comics. "Ooh, Spaceman Spiff finally got an issue out!"

"Well, I'm punching out for the day," Derek said, not wanting to be around the cheerful boy too long. "You're in charge of the register, Star,"

"Burned-Out Star! And THANKS A LOT, NUMBSKULL!" Burned Out Star snapped, right as Lou walked up with a huge stack of comics.

Derek walked out to his pick-up, where his cyborg/wolf, Lobo, was sitting in the bed of the truck. "Any word from Tracer?" he asked.

"Nah, they're just trying to track down Maurice and Winslow, those under-the-bed monsters. I think they're on their way to the Yukon," Lobo answered, checking the communication device on his robotic paw. After imagination came to life, Derek had him get an upgrade.

"Man, I wish the cops never tracked us down… this town is dull,"

"Heh, tell that to the people living in Calvin's neighborhood." Lobo then looked over, using his cyborg eye to zoom in, seeing Cal-R walking along. "Derek, look over there!"

Derek turned, but Cal-R had vanished. "I don't see anything. Is your cyborg eye malfunctioning?"

"I swear I thought I saw some sort of robot,"

"Probably a leftover from William's army. C'mon, lets head home," Derek climbed in the truck and they drove off.

"Yeah… but that, is what bothers me." Lobo said namely to himself.

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"OH COME ON!" Calvin shouted causing everyone in GAP to jump.

He was now standing in a uniform with a red tie, Black jacket, with a white undershirt, black button pants with a zipper, and Navy Blue shoes.

"Mom..PLEASE TELL ME THAT YPU MESSED UP LIKE YOU DID WHEN YPU SENT ME TO CAMP WACK JOB! " Calvin begged.

Mom crossed her arms. "I wish I did regular and Navy Blue do NOT mix" She said with a sigh.

"Come on get changed and we'll buy the stupid clothing." She said with a grunt. With a grunt Calvin pulled of the clothes and his regular ones were underneath…somehow…,.He then turned toward the Audience. "Don't ask me it just happens."

Suddenly he saw something…familiar…. Or should that be someone. Standing not several feet away from him was …. "BETH!?" Calvin yelped. Indeed the 6 year old was glaring at him, murder in her eyes as she stared him down. Calvin began backing up slightly.

"Now Beth, look I'm sorry about your dad, it was a complete accident..we, we didn't mean to get him killed I mean really now HE TREID TO KILL US is that not justified?"

Calvin backed up until he heard a metallic clang.. he looked up and saw the Cal-R or the Calvin Bot was standing behind him its own eyes turned blood red.

Beth began clenching her fist, she raised up her arm, and swung, but Calvin ducked and ran.

Beth's fist smashed into Cal-R's chin and her eyes went wide. "Do you require a need to be bandaged?" Cal-R asked.

"MOM, MOM, MOM,MOM,MOM!" Calvin shouted as he saw his mom at the checkout he grabbed onto her leg. Mom looked down to see her son spooked beyond belief.

She bent over. "Calvin what's wrong?" She asked softly. Calvin looked up at her. "Beth." He squeaked

"What?" Mom said concern rising. "What do you mean Beth?" "

HEY LADY YOUR HOLDIN UP THE LINE!" A man shouted. Mom looked to see that a long line of customers had appeared, and she quickly ran out of the store with Calvin attached to her leg, he remained clinging there until they got out to the car.

"What's with Calvin?" Hobbes asked noticing the twitch in his best friend's eye. "He claims that he saw Beth Hobbes." Mom said.

Hobbes blinked and gulped. "Would this be a bad time to say that I saw Sparky?"

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Beth Growled as she, Cal-R and Sparky sat inside the truck. :I can't believe this Divide and conquer was supposed to work what went wrong?"

"Well for one you sent the ghost dog to get Hobbes..but he got distracted by a hologram of a fire hydrant, thinking it was a ghost hydrant, and than you deiced to outright attack Calvin in public!" Cal-R said.

"NOBODY ASKED YOU!" Beth snapped and punched him again. "Another cracking sound was heard. At that point Beth preformed a scream that would make Tom from Tom and Jerry proud. 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o

Funny Cliffhanger!

So it looks like Beth didn't think this plan out too well XD.

Ne can only imagine what will come next R&R..OR ELSE I WILL SICK SPARKY ON U!