STILL DO NOT OWN CALVIN AND HOBBES!

But I own Beth, Cal-R , Belle and P.O.O.P.Y.

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"It was Dark, cold and damp, a rainy September morning, fall was around the corner, and I had a feeling it was gonna be harsh. I had received a call from a friend, the one who was responsible for my creation, don't call him a father though, last his age a guy like him would make a father that only the wife could love enough to MAKE him a father"

"My Name's bullet, Tracer Bullet, I'm a private eye, a snoop of you will, pay me and I can find out anything you need to know, except private information because, ya know that stuff's personal."

"I made my way, to the front walk of the joint where I would meet up with my pal, a small front situated in an unnamed town, on an unnamed street, in a state next to the letter E in States. The rain came down like mad, thousands of tiny little bombs dropping and releasing a small payload of water."

"I knocked on the door and a dame opened up, a brunette, the kind that'll break your heart, shatter it into a thousand pieces, glue it back together , cook it up for dinner, and then eat with Ketchup, and a side Salad."

"I hate side salads "

"Don't ask me why I said that, I just felt it appropriate, she invited me in, read me my rights, told me that If I drank anything since I looked like my pal, she could still punish me and all that stuff that I hear from nags. I told her I was here at my pal's request and that I wouldn't be long, so the Warden let me pass and I walked up my pal's room, he talks a lot, has hair like lightning hit him, and that charge has never died, he has enough energy to power the whole of Chicago, maybe Toledo as well. His best friends a feral sort, a real tiger, enjoys meat, and lots of it, these two were the kind of guys who would end up on the news one day in the local asylum and yet somehow bust out, and end up as a sideshow in Vegas. I don't like it there, too much sin and not enough priests."

"I walked into the room, and I found them, a large hole was in the floor, covered with a trap, I decided not to ask questions especially considering that there was a catalog for Warner's Wacky Warehouse on the desk. Which reminds me I need to call them, Stupendous Man needs a woopy cushion for the president and first lady, I try not to ask about those sort of things. My friends were on the bed my Pal looked happy to see me."

"He told me everything about this organization, these guys that like to fling poo everywhere, especially on the Imagination of Children, the Used to run this place for sprits, for all intents I hope those kids were over 21 otherwise I would have to arrest them all. The meat eater told me that he had experience with them before and that now they have reappeared and are a threat to my pal and Imagination."

"This concerned me my pals Imagination is a great tool that cannot be diminished, so I told them I would take the case and be a snoop. I told them it would be one hundred green bags a day, plus expenses. Especially since my pal was also asking me to dig up info on his new teacher. I told them it would be one fifty green bags a day."

"They ushered me out after that and I ended up on the front walk. Normally I wouldn't stand for that but he was a pal, so I left to take on the case, I knew it would be a hard one but I was ready. Imagination is a powerful thing and-"

Calvin and Hobbes watched as Tracer walked away still self narrating to himself about investigating P.O.O.P.Y.

"I still cannot believe he self narrated EVERYHTING" Calvin said. "Why does he do that, it's annoying!"

Hobbes rolled his eyes. "Yes it's a mystery as to why." He said, and then muttered something under his breath.

"What was that?" Calvin asked suddenly glaring at him.

"Nothing, I said, I'm hooking a fish later." Hobbes said. Calvin arched an eyebrow and rolled his eyes as he walked inside with Hobbes and they shut the door, and sat down in front of the TV.

"So, should we be worried about Tracer getting in trouble?" Hobbes asked. "I mean, he self narrates everything he does so his cover could be blown in a minute!"

Calvin snickered. "Are you kidding me, he' a great P.I he's part of the FBI they can't catch him/destroy him they would have the government on their cases in a minute."

"Calvin, the government really probably won't do crap is Tracer go captured."

"High ranking Hobbes, Tracer Bullet is a high ranking officer, and he know\s stuff, including where Obama gets his underwear from!"

Hobbes, stared at him. "He does?"

"Yes, yes he does." Calvin said. "He didn't tell me though…jerk."

So, they sat in front of the TV for a while, until Mom threw them out of the house, for singing along with the theme songs from several TV Shows and at one point Hobbes found a sailor Moon re Run. Which landed them outside, after this they grabbed the Wagon and headed out into the woods.

"Why is this first option, when we head out of the house?" Hobbes demanded as they walked toward look Out Hill.

"Because it's fun and we won't have much more opportunities this year to go wagon riding down the hills until it snows, besides Dad still won't give me back the tree house ladder after last time."

"Oh yeah, the incident with the Soda Cans, the bees, that peanut butter Jar, the clogged pipe, the pillows with fire crackers in them and Susie's Slumber party ." Hobbes said with a smirk. G.R.O.S.S's finest Hours!"

Calvin chuckled. "Candace still has some raisins and peanut butter in her hair."

Hobbes laughed. "And have the Derkins fixed their kitchen and pool after the fireworks went off and set Susie's bed into the thing?"

"No they are still trying to fix the hole in the wall caused by the Badgers."

They sighed. "I still don't know where the Rattlesnakes came from, or the Badgers." Calvin said. "Those things just seem to show up at random sometimes."

"No actually, that was Altheas Idea."

"Oh yeah, Hobbes she is crazy you know that?"

"That's what I love about her."

"Oh you love her because she looks hot!"

"That is NOT the Reason!" Hobbes said, and then he paused. "Okay yes it is the reason."

Calvin let out a short laugh, as they got to the top of Loom out hill and paused, looking out over the forest. The trees swaying in the light breeze, as leaves danced across the sky the Sun was over them, just after Noon.

"Wow." Hobbes said in awe. "This is a sight."

"It makes you think, doesn't it?," Calvin asked, as he set down the Wagon handle. "About life, and how precious and short it is, scenery like this can last forever and yet the people who enjoy it will go out, and then maybe, someone else can enjoy this beautiful scenery…unless some jerks come along and tear it all down in order to build another StarbucksTM, Wal Mart TM, or something else that's entirely pointless."

"Yeah, does your dad still not know that he owns this land and that's why the House was so expensive?" Hobbes asked.

"I really don't think so." Calvin said. ",and I hope that if he DOES figure it out that he takes us camping HERE instead of that island."

Both of them paused as they continued looking out, and then Calvin got in the wagon. "Alright enough whimsy LET'S GET THIS CRAZY TRAIN ROLLIN!"

Hobbes rolled his eyes as he grabbed the back and pushed the Wagon, and then jumped in the back, as it took off downhill.

As the rode along the nooks and the hillside, Calvin looked back at Hobbes. "Hey, that reminds me, how did that fall Kill Margine?"

Hobbes looked at Calvin surprised. "What do you mean?"

"Well if you and him went on rides like this, and you went off cliffs, how did he die and yet we've gotten out of all of our mishaps alive?"

Hobbes paused. "I think..it had to do with those rocks, that were on the ledge."

'Those rocks…yeah they did look pretty sharp."

"Now that I think about his mid section DID have a I fell on a giant rock and it almost ran me though, look to it." Hobbes said, a tear forming., but he blinked it out. "Why bring this up?"

Calvin shrugged. "I don't know maybe because we could go off a cliff again."

'You go over them on purpose!"

"Yeah well it gives us a nice view of BELLE!?"

"Belle, what do you mean, OMYGOSH!" Hobbes shouted as he looked ahead seeing Calvin's teacher in the woods, wearing jacket, a red T-Shirt and a pair of Black sweatpants, and a pair of tennis shoes, mostly just walking along the path, looking up into the sky.

"Huh that Doctor was right." She said. "Getting outside more, DOES calm my nerves." She said to herself, and then she heard the screaming, and she whirled around.

"AMYDAY MAYDAY, LOOK OUT, GANGWAY, MOMMY!" Were the various shouts coming from the wagon as it barreled toward her, Belle's eyes almost popped out of their sockets, as she dove to the side and the wagon roared past her, and crashed into a tree.

With a loud crash, Calvin and Hobbes hit the tree going at roughly, oh 60-75 MPH, smashing the Wagons wheels off, and handle got smashed and Both were sent flying into some bushes.

Belle grunted as she dusted herself off, and looked around as Calvin and Hobbes emerged from the bushes. 'What are you two doing out here, riding around like maniacs?"

"nunna." Calvin said, crossing his arms, right as Bell grabbed his shirt collar. 'Don't take that one with me kid, or I'll."

'You'll what?" Calvin asked. 'This is our Property that we can use!"

Belle glared at him. "I thought it was public."

"it is," Hobbes said. "Calvin's dead just owns the land…but he doesn't know about it, and Calvin here must think that he can boot anyone who enters it off the property."

"Wait, you mean I can't?" Calvin said, as Belle put him down.

"yeahhhh…no." Hobbes said. Calvin snapped his fingers and looked up at Belle. 'That still doesn't explain why you're here though."

Belle looked up at the trees and sky. "I like Nature too Calvin, I t helps me relax and think about story ideas, and that stuff, besides that I'm s sucker for danger, and I heard that there are some abandoned condominiums around here."

Calvin's eyes winded. 'You mean Shady Acres?"

"Yeah." Belle replied. "You know the place?"

"Oh yeah, we're familiar with it, come this way." Hobbes said, as he lead Belle and Calvin into the woods, after several minutes they reached an old road, that was cracked with grass growing into it.

After the construction company had built the first set of condo's they found out that people did NOT want to live in them, as they condos were to isolated, despite claims that they would improve, people didn't want to live in them so they closed the road and left it all here since then Nature had reclaimed the area like wildfire, also in part because Calvin and Hobbes had went there and planted new trees, with their father's help in the few times where he actually went along with what his son's idea was and didn't live to regret it.

As they approached the condominiums, they could see that a few of the fifteen houses built had collapsed due to some runoff and termites, the buildings were creaking and it echoed, the woods had reclaimed much of the area.

The trees that had been planted by Calvin, Hobbes and Calvin's dad were growing marvelously, as Calvin bent down to pat a a baby sapling.

"If you fall cover, take a few condo's with you." He whispered.

Belle smiled warmly at the site. "It's like the set of some. Creepy horror movie, I'm expecting a werewolf or something to come out of one of those houses and start chasing us, hunt us down, tracking us through the woods as we try to run but he's faster and one by one we are picked off, our bodies being ripped to pieces, every fiber of our being sent into a mauling tearing embrace of teeth!"

The duo's eyes got as wide as dinner plates. "How do you know all of this?" Hobbes asked, frightened that Belle knew too much.

"Oh it's in my favorite werewolf movie of all time."

"Really?" Calvin asked, as he pulled out a notebook and pen. 'What's the name, rating, runtime, and where can I get it without having to show an ID?"

Belle gave him a look, and then glanced at Hobbes. "Is he-"

'yes."

Calvin looked around, and then looked at Belle. "Well teach me and Hobbes had better hit the road, we're not allowed out here after the time we played ghosts with Susie and almost caused a condo to fall on her."

"It wasn't even out fault this time, and she came willingly!" Hobbes pouted. He and Calvin began walking back in the direction they came as Bell waved them off, and ran inside a condo with a cry of, WOOHOO!

Calvin and Hobbes made their way back to the wagon, Hobbes looked at Calvin. "Well that was a little bit….interesting."

Calvin paused thinking it over. "I've got to admit too Hobbes, that is a new take, I wonder what does in her time off now, I mean I always thought teachers were mean, shrewd and unkind, and yet Ms. Michelle is….."

"Actually kind and caring?" Hobbes said.

"Well….yeah." Calvin said.

"Hobbes smirked. "But your still not going to make it easy on her will you?"

"Hey life's not fair, if it was, I'd have my flamethrower."

"If you had that, we'd all be dead!"

Calvin sniffed. "Well then, maybe we're better off WITHOUT your claws, that reminds me, how come you barley used them during our fight with those robots and William?" Calvin asked."They really could've been useful."

"I used em…not very much….um….." Hobbes said, and narrowed his eyes and then extending his claws, and looking at Calvin. "Hmmm maybe I'll use them now." He said in a threatening ton, as he kept glaring at Calvin, who was nervous

In that moment, Calvin toke off running away, as Hobbes smirked. "And thus the hunt begins." He said, right as he heard a ton of crashing, and he looked towards Shady Acres .

"I'm okay!" Belle called out weakly.

Hobbes rolled his eyes and ran off after Calvin, ready for a good pouncing.

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Later at Belle's house

"Okay, so how did you manage to collapse an abandoned Condo, that had only been abandoned for like what a year, a few years, 28 years tops?" Max asked as he rubbed peroxide onto Belle's scratches…..which were all over her body.

"I'd rather not say." Belle said grumpily.

Max rolled his eyes as he placed another bandage on her. "There, you should be all healed by next Tuesday."

"Thanks, I don't want to think about what my life would be like without you here." Belle said simply, as she reached for a water Bottle as Max sat down next to her. "Trust me with half the stuff that you get into Belle, I don't want to know."

"Oh like it was MY fault that you were attacked by that Alligator!"

"You kept poking it with a stick!"

"Hey, not my fault it looked like it was dead, besides that was one time!"

"What about the time with that cursed Lava Lamp?"

"ummmmmmmm…yeah I really don't want to talk about that incident, I can still feel the burns."

Max chuckled as he looked at Belle, and found that she was staring back, both looking into each other's eyes, both locked in place, they stared at each other for a long while, looking each other over, their attention now focused only on one another sitting and staring as they found themselves moving closer.

A small smile appeared on Belle's lips as their hands connected and they curled up as they faces came closer and then

Knock Knock Knock!

Both of their heads snapped up out of their trace and they jumped back, looking around.

WHAM WHAM WHAM!

Belle groaned. "Ah great the Witnesses must be at the door again." She got up and made her way towards the door. As she reached it she threw it open. "I TOLD YOU GUYS THAT-"

Her yell was cut short as she found herself staring at the two guys from P.O.O.O.P.Y both holding clipboards.

"Greetings Ms. Michelle, we're here on your 5 year evaluation." The Black Man said.

"WHAM!"

Both of them found the door slammed in their face as Belle grabbed the wall, breathing heavily, gasping for air as Max ran over. "Belle, are you okay, what's the matter?" Max looked her over, and noticed that some tears were forming in her eyes.

"Calm down Belle, just calm down." He said, grasping her shoulders. "Who's out there?"

Belle didn't respond, instead she sank to her knees, still breathing heavily. Ma looked and then opened the door, much to the surprise of the P.O.O.P.Y agents.

"Matt Smith?" The tacky one gasped. "I LOVE YOUR ROLE AS THE DOCOTR, CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH!?"

"Why are you shouting?" Max asked.

"BECVAUSE IT'S FUN!"

Max rolled his eyes. 'What do you guys want?" He demanded. "And Make it quick, my friend is having a panic attack."

The Tacky mean whispered to the Black man. "When did SHE get friends?"

"Must've bribed em." The black man whispered.

Max scowled. "I can hear you, now you have five seconds before I call the cops."

The Black man walked up to him, and stared him right in the eye. "Sir we are part of the Protection Of Overactive Play by Youngster's we help youngster's to achieve in life by…special means."

Max stared at the, trying not to laugh, and then he remembered from earlier, when he was looking for Peroxide he saw a pill bottle, old and dusty, labeled "Activeness Sedative", prescribed to take every day by P.O.O.O.P.Y .

"He glared at them. "By means of pills!?"

The Black man scowled. "How do you know about them?!"

Max sneered. "Look buddy, I'm giving you not 5 Seconds or I take you down myself and throw you off this property."

The Black man sneered. "What makes you think you can take me on!?" He challenged, right as Max suddenly punched him in the face, and then he kicked upwards, nailing him in the chest, knocking him on his back, as he jumped up and tired to punch him back, but Max caught his fist and swung down throwing him to the ground and then he picked him up and threw him into the wall of the House's outside.

The Black man got up, and grunted as he wiped his bloody nose..as Max body slammed him into the ground, kicking up dirt.

The Black man groaned and spit out some dirt, as max stomped on his back and shoved his face into the dirt. Max turned towards the tacky man. "You want some?" he sneered, as he picked up and shoved the Black man into him.

"NOW LEAVE!" he shouted, and the two ran off as Max walked inside, where he found Belle on the floor, sobbing. He leaned down and placed a hand on her back, he started to say something but he couldn't find the words and he just pulled her into a hug and she cried, and he gently stroked her back.

All the while he hadn't seen Tracer Bullet watching the fight, as he followed the two agents. "I've got to thank that Max kid for slowing those guys down." He said.

He watched as the two agents walked toward a black Car, which he ran towards, and then jumped onto the top. He smirked as they entered the car.

"I can't believe that I got beat up by a Matt Smith stunt double." The Black man grunted.

"Hey it could be worse; it could've been Lady Gaga."

"UGH get that image OUT of my head!"

Tracer chuckled as he rode on the top, and he laughed. "This is always so easy."

"Hey I think there's someone on the roof." The Tacky Man said. "Maybe we should.

"It's probably just a bird." The Black man said. "it'll go away."

Tracer chuckled. "All too easy."

"I'M TELLING SOMEONE IS ON THE ROOF!"

"Shut up."

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YAY NEW CHAPTER :D

So hoped you like that Belle and Max thing ^^ *IF you know who they are based on its cuter* and yes P.O.O.P.Y agents are not well trained.

So, what will happen next?

What will Tracer find?

What connection does Belle have with P.O.O.P.Y!?

Will I GET ANOTHER CHASING THE SUN CHAPTER UP!?
WILL I GET KEPTCHUP FOR MY FRENCH FIRES!?

Eh we'll see XD