It has been a few weeks since his first experience with Choromatsu happened. He have been angry at him ever since. At first, he was flat out ignoring him. He even apologized to him! He gave him a new Nyaa-chan uniform and stuff. That lessened Choro's murderous aura but he still doesn't look at him in the eyes. That uniform wasn't cheap so now, he is officially broke.

In short, Choromatsu have been ignoring him and he's out of money so there is no way he could be doing it again for the past few weeks. If that is the case... WHY IS THERE A PACKET OF CONDOM STUCK IN OUR FUTON?!

He found the not-so-innocent condom while he was putting the futon away since he was the last one to wake up. He tried to wrap his head around it and came to a conclusion. Besides him and Choro, someone else is not a virgin anymore in the sextuplet NEETs!

He hurriedly went downstairs and slammed the living room door open. All of his brothers are present and they all looked up at him. Good. Let the interrogation commence!

"What's wrong, Osomatsu-niisan?" Todomatsu asked him, a bit surprised.

Osomatsu took a deep breath. He has been sexually frustrated so this revelation is not good for him. "My fellow brothers.. I have found an unthinkable object in our room."

The eldest son has all of their attention now. For the first time, Choromatsu finally spoke to him. "And what the hell was that?"

Osomatsu dramatically lifted his hand that contains the packet and slammed in on the small table in the middle of the room. "THIS!"

Almost all of them looked shocked at the revelation.

Totty made a horrified face, Choro furrowed his brows, Jyushi was still grinning but he looked so stoned, Kara gasped in horror and Ichimatsu... Ichi has the most surprised face that he could manage.

Osomatsu tapped his foot on the floor with his arms crossed. "I found it stuck in our futon while I was folding it earlier.. We are all supposed to be virgin NEETs and this condom is practically useless to us! That's why I have come to one conclusion."

Totty raised his voice. "W-what do you mean, Osomatsu-niisan?! Y-you don't mean.."

Osomatsu pointed at him. "That's right, Totty.. That only means.. One of us already has his cherry popped!"

The room was filled with gasps. "B-but who could it be?" Totty has been asking the real questions.

Choromatsu looked so distracted. He was half glaring at Osomatsu. "I-if this is an announcement about you graduating from virginity, I swear.."

Oso gasped and shook his head. "Me? I never bought a condom my whole life! Besides, I wouldn't hide it under a futon if I had one." Choro must have panicked there.. Whoops. He would not announce it like this anyway.

Choro huffed and crossed his arms. "Then who do you think it is..?"

Osomatsu hummed. "I have a suspect to present." He dramatically raised his index finger and pointed it at Todomatsu. "Totty!"

The youngest one blinked at him. "Me..? Why me?"

Oso tapped his foot on the floor once more. "As much as I hate to admit, you are the one who interacts with girls the most.. So. While everyone was out of the house, you brought one of your ladies here in the house and fucked her!"

Jyushi chimed in. "Like the Sutabaa girls!"

Todomatsu sighed and shook his head. "No, it would not be like that at all."

Osomatsu hummed and stared at him, suspicious. "Alright. Tell me your alibi!"

Totty rolled his eyes and leaned his chin on his palm. "You see, even if I could have with a girl, I wouldn't bring her in a house full of useless NEETs. She would hate me and that would destroy my reputation, you know?"

All of them stared at Todomatsu with disbelieving eyes.

Choro huffed, clearly annoyed. "Geez, sorry for existing, dry monster."

Totty smiled at him. "It's okay as long as you don't interfere with my social life." He hummed happily

Osomatsu made a deep sigh. "Even though it hurts so much, Totty has a pretty solid alibi. He always treats us like trash after all." he hummed. "Well, that leads me to my second suspect." He pointed at Choro. "Choromatsu."

The third son gasped and glared at him. "What? What are you on about?"

Seeing him riled up is cute fufufu.. "You are obsessed with idols after all. What about Nyaa-chan, hm? You didn't just shake her hand. You brought her home and porked her!"

Jyushi chimed in. "Pork Nyaa-chan!"

Choromatsu fumed at that. "Are you fucking kidding me? The last time I had the chance to shake her hand; you get in my way and ruined it! Do you have an idea how that ticket costs?! Besides, Idols don't have sex!"

Osomatsu rubbed his finger under his nose. "Well, what about Totoko-chan?"

Jyushi chimed in. "Pork Totoko-chan?!"

Choro stood up and grabbed Osomatsu's collar, surrounded by a murderous aura. "Like I told you, Idols don't have sex! Or poop for that matter!"

Osomatsu raised both of his hands in defeat. "Okay, okay.. Jeez, calm down, Choro. I'm just kidding." he grinned at him. Touchy subject.. Fufu

Choromatsu huffed and sat down with a glare saying: I'm gonna kill you while we're alone.

Oso chuckled and looked around, thinking of another suspect. It can't be Jyushimatsu. Just look at him. I don't think he would even use a condom properly.

He blinked when he realized Jyushi already has a bunch of condom balloons in his hands. "W-what the hell?!"

Totty gasped. "W-where the hell did you get all of those, Jyushimatsu-niisan?! " He asked, staring at him in disbelief.

Jyushimatsu grinned and showed them a box of condoms. "I found this! There's lot inside!"

Oso gasped and inspected the box. "It also looks brand new..!

The room was silent for a few seconds. All of them thought of the same thing.

Osomatsu gasped. "This means this did not happen once or twice! This is a regular thing!"

Todomatu pouted. "Wait.. Every weekday, all of us leave the house Karamatsu-niisan is always left alone!"

All of them turned to Karamatsu.

The poor second son was sweating; he looked at everyone with discomfort. "W-wha.."
Ichimatsu watched Karamatsu carefully, frowning slightly.

Osomatsu crossed his arms. "Well, Kara? You have been silent through the discussion. Did you or did you not bring a girl here in the house? You have been going out late too. This is a perfect time to ask if our theories are true or not. Do you or do you not have a girlfriend? If you do, did you bring her here and porked her?"

Karamatsu gulped and looked at all of them, a little shaky. "I-I-... Um.."

Suddenly Todomatsu cried out and buried his face in his hands. "This is just cruel! Karamatsu-niisan getting a girlfriend before I do is cruel!"

Jyushimatsu laughed out. "Karamatsu-niisan porked a lady!"

Chiromatsu sighed. "Jyushi, please, stop that.." He tried to scold him.

Todo's monotonous voice interrupted. "Maybe.. Instead of a girlfriend, Karamatsu won in pachinko behind our backs and spent all of it to call a prostitute in this house and fucks her every weekday." Totty's murderous eyes darted at Karamatsu. "Well, Karamatsu-niisan?"

Karamatsu was still struggling at what to say to all of them. "N-no.. Wait, brothers.."

Osomatsu grew impatient and grabbed Kara's collar. "Well? Just answer yes or no, Karamatsu! Did you? Who is this sexy lady that you ram your dick into?!"

Karamatsu gritted his shaking teeth. "W-wait! You've got it wrong! Please listen t me, brother..! The one to ram something in is-" He gasped when Osomatsu suddenly let go of his collar.

All of them were dumbfounded. Karamatsu grunted when he fell on the floor.

Choromatsu blinked. "Th-the one to r-ram something in..?"

Jyushi tilted his head. "Where..?"

"What?" Totty's guess was as just good as the other's.

Osomatsu stared at Karamatsu in disbelief. Holy shit. My brother is gay as fuck too!

Karamatsu looked so scared and panicked that he looked like he was about to cry. "uuuu.."He shut his eyes and screamed. "Please don't follow me!" he stood up and ran out of the house, completely red.

The room was silent once more until Choro spoke up. "W-what just happened?.."

Osomatsu hummed. "Well.. Karamatsu is not a virgin for sure.. But he did not ram he is not the one who rammed his dick into someone.. Now that I think about it.. Those marks that I saw... They are to red to be made by a woman. Tch… This is a bigger case than I thought.."

Choromatsu huffed. "Stop it with the detective crap!" He sighed and crossed his arms. "I wonder who is he doing it with.." He looked at the corner of his eye and noticed that Ichimatsu stood up. "Ichimatsu…? Do you have an idea..?"

Ichimatsu glanced at him then and every single one of them. He sighed and looked away. "Actually… I need to buy Cat food.." He walked towards the main entrance and slipped his sandals on before leaving the house.

Osomatsu and the others stared at the doorway that Ichimatsu went through.

Todomatsu broke the silence. "Wait.. It is true that Karamatsu-niisan is always alone during weekdays.. but Ichimatsu-niisan has always been when him… right?"

They all looked at each other and gulped.

The silence was broken again when Jyushimatsu's condom balloon popped. "Hey! Hey! Hey! Now it makes sense!"

Choromatsu raised a brow. "What does?"

Jyushimatsu grinned at them. "I came home early twice the other week. Ichimatsu-niisan and Karamatsu-niisan are prowrestling..!"

The other three stared at Jyushimatsu. "Prowrestling..?"

Jyushi nodded happily. "Uhuh~! Twice! Ichimatsu-niisan always have Karamatsu pinned down~ Once in the living room and once in the closet~!"

Choromatsu bit his lip. "So that means.. th-they are.."

Jyushimatsu nodded. "Uhuh!" He rolled his extra long sleeves to show his hands. He made a serious face and made a hole with his left index and thumb then he inserted his right index in the ring. "They are having sex! Ichimatsu-niisan is a dirty boy!"

Totty whined, hiding his blush. "Oh, gosh! This is so awkward..! How will we act when they get home..!?"

"What do you mean? We'll act the same as before.." Osomatsu spoke up. Well, would you look at that? Two of my baby brothers are having fun with each other! Even if we are different from each other, we are still sextuplets.. "Maybe it is not accepted by the society but.. They are still our brothers." He pulled out his put his red bandana on and tied the knot under his nose. "That's why we're going on a stake-out! We can't ignore a plot twist like that!"

Choromatsu frowned. "You're just curious about it, you shitty devil!"

Osomatsu snickered.

Ichimatsu looked around the park to try and find Karamatsu. He went to the bridge where he usually hang around and stared at his reflection on the water.

Oso hid behind the bushes and the trees to follow him, despite the looks given to them by the people around them.

Ichimatsu glanced at them but he continued heading to where Karamatsu is. Karamatsu tried talking to the ladies, who are actually Aida and Sachiko from the Sutabaa.

"Yo, Karamatsu Girls~"

"Tch. Get lost, creep."

"Die."

The ladies rejected him, disgusted by his antics. Karamatsu gasped and tried to recover it but the ladies quickly headed away from them. "W-wait..!"

"eeh.. What was that?" Karamatsu flinched and jumped away from Ichimatsu who was creepily close behind him. "I-Ichi..! I-I was just.. um.."

Before he could explain, he was dragged to a secluded corner of the park. He was thrown against a tree. "O-ow..!" He gasped and flinched when Ichi's hand slammed against the bark of the tree behind him.

"You're really a fucking moron. When our brothers started to find out about us, you panic, run away and flirt with girls? What the fuck?" Ichimatsu does not seem angry. Just annoyed..

Ooh.. so Ichi is a jealous type, huh? Oso smirked slightly.

Karamatsu stuttered, trying to avoid his burning gaze. "I-I just.. I-I didn't know what to do, Ichi.. Y-you're different from them.. I just know that they will be disgusted.."

Ichi sighed and lifted the other's chin with his index and thumb. "Karamatsu.. If they are disgusted with us, I still wouldn't care. If they won't accept us, so be it.. I will take you away somewhere. But look.. They aren't.."

Kara blushed a bit at the plan that Ichi has. He bit his lip. "B-but.. W-we don't know that..!" He sighed and looked down. "I-I don't know how to face them now…"

Ichimatsu chuckled and pulled away. "You don't really have to worry about that. You should act like normal.. Besides, if they are disgusted and do not care anymore, why would they be following us right now?"

All of them flinched.

Karamatsu blushed and looked around. He gasped when he found them behind the bushes, not too far away from them.

Osomatsu stood up. "Okay, time to retreat!"

Jyushimatsu and Todomatsu dashed for it, followed by Choromatsu. Oso looked at the couple. Well, I should step up my game. I should tame Choro again. He snickered to himself and pulled a piece of paper from his wallet and crumpled it along with a packet of condom. He snickered and threw the items on Ichimatsu's head.

Ichimatsu looked at the piece of paper and then at Osomatsu, glaring a bit.

Choromatsu glanced back at Osomatsu and sighed. He called out to him. "Leave them be, Osomatsu-niisan.."

Oso chuckled and ran to catch up with them. This would be hard on them.. Especially on Kara since Ichi is possessive. He chuckled. "When we get home, we're having sekihan!"

Jyushi gasped and cheered. "Sekihan~~!"

Choromatsu smiled a bit and went along with them.

Ichimatsu picked up the piece of crumpled paper and opened it. He smirked slightly. A bunch of love hotel coupons and a condom.. Classic Osomatsu.

He looked at Kara and hummed. "Karamatsu.. Let's see the situation here."

Karamatsu looked up at him, confused.

Ichi hummed. "I have a gift from our understanding brothers.. There is a love hotel a few blocks away.. There is really no reason to worry.."

Karamatsu bit his lip. "I-It's just.. We're brothers and-" he averted his eyes.

Ichimatsu shook his head. "Karamatsu..." he cut off the other's sentence. "...Does our relationship make you happy...?"

Kara blushed a bit and nodded. "Y-yes, of course..! Don't get me wrong.."

Ichi took a deep breath and looked at him in the eyes, as red as Osomatsu's shirt. "The day that you told me that you love me made me the happiest fucking person in the world.. This relationship makes both of us happy. So why stop?"

Kara started at him, completely red. "I-ichi..." he gasped when he was kissed on his lips by the other.

Ichimatsu pulled away, blushing slightly. "If it eases your worry... I.. I love you too, Kara.." If I didn't know that this stupid guy loves me back, I will probably throw myself off a building.

Karamatsu's eyes widened. His face is red and his heart is pounding. He looked down and smiled. "I have been foolish once more.." He smiled at him. "I love you too, Ichi.."

A/N: Okay.. End of this four-shot fic.. Aah. I am disappointed at how it ended but my brain won't work anymore lol.. Tell me your thoughts pls

P.S. I might Do a separate fic as to what happens next for Oso and Choro aaand maybe Kara and Ichi's misadventures in the hotel haha who knows