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"And that class, is the life cycle of the leaf, and how it's life is basically clothing for the trees." Belle said smiling as her class stared at the board, some were writing down notes while others were looking severely grossed out.
"That was way too much humanization." Sally said, her eyes wide and holding her head in her hands, while Calvin was scribbling down everything.
"This is going to be gold when I tell my kids about leaf life cycles!" He said happily.
"Great, now you've scared future Generations of children." Max said with a grin as Belle rolled her eyes.
"They're Six Max, I am pretty sure that they have seen worse stuff on television so it's probably too late for any more emotional scarring."
"Really…...I am still watching the wrong Channels then." Calvin seethed angrily.
"That's probably a good thing for our sake then." Susie muttered.
"What's that Ms. Nick Jr?" Calvin asked, and folding his arms.
"Hey, the things on that channel are very educational!" Susie snapped back toward him and Calvin shrugged.
"Sure, set up a premise about something interesting and then screw it up with learning, and sometimes the premise isn't even interesting to begin with, worse still, some of the stuff that those characters see in those shows never phase them!" Calvin pointed out and poked his desk for emphasis.
"It's meant to be educational, not adventurous!" Susie commented.
"You know, Arthur is both and it doesn't shove the morals' down your esophagus when they do it!." Calvin exclaimed.
"At least we're not using permanent caps lock for these arguments." Belle said with a sigh, before holding up her hands.
"Calvin, Susie, this is not the time nor the place to discusses this as much as I want to include my own two cents." She said, "The school will not allow me to put off more learning time to do "interactive" learning till the end of the month." She scowled.
Several people in the class expressed their disappointment by moaning.
"Interactive learning, you mean what we did with the Almio right?" Roland said, raising his hand and Belle nodded.
"Wow, yet again the one time school gets fun it sucks the fun right back out." Calvin said, sticking his tongue out.
"Learning can be it's own fun." Susie said with a smile and then Calvin blew a raspberry. "Susie, this isn't one of your Nick Jr Shows where we end up finding out that learning can be fun at the end, this is real life..in fact this is fan fiction, we don't use morals here!" Calvin said firmly and Susie turned to shot him a glare.
"It's a life lesson that I feel more people need to learn!" She snapped.
"Fine, go join the crap guys and then you can preach about it all you want while stuffing pills down-" Calvin said but he didn't finish as Susie nailed him with her textbook.
"Calvin, you insensitive jerk!" she cried out. "Don't ever say that ever again, that is false 100% false, I would never become that!"
"Really because your own your way to becoming one heck maybe you can give those guys some direction their Agency is-"
With a scream Susie slammed her text book into Calvin's head and Belle ran over.
"Okay, Time out both of you, Susie, why don't you and I take a walk...while Calvin goes to the nurse with Max.
"Why, I'm fine, Hobbes does worse to me on a regular basis!" Calvin exclaimed. "I have scars on my chest and back from his "greetings"."
Susie sobbed a bit onto Belle's leg as Belle didn't know what to feel at the moment, Besides the fact that Calvin had pretty much confirmed that he had a run in with P.O.O.P.Y while suisse...well Bellee had no idea what made Susie cy about what Calvin said.
"Class, I would like you all to write a Um…..' Belle began to say, before turning her head toward Max.
Max blinked and thought about it for a moment and then smirked. "Write about your favorite Incarnation of the Doctor, your favorite Episodes and why you love him in five pages, and if you all get a good grade we'll watch Day of the Doctor on Friday!"
Several of the kids cheered and began writing...then several students raised their hands.
"We don't have Cable."
"I think Doctor Who sucks."
"Who's a Doctor?"
"I'm uh…... allergic to the British."
Max stared at the students and smacked his forehead as Calvin began laughing.
"First off, whoever said they are allergic to the British, you're going to the office for Racism which we do not tolerate!" Belle snapped.
"Dang it." Moe said angrily and Max grabbed him to be dragged out of the room.
"Sally, monitor the class, make sure that there are no wild parties and make sure that the kid who siadd Doctor Who sucks stays in his seat and stays quite." Belle snapped.
Slaly blinked and then slowly nodded as Calvin handed her a pack of Rubber bands. "You might need these if they try to eat you."
Sally nodded and put them her in her pocket, then drew out five and laid them on her desk….followed by several thumbtacks.
"Calvin when Max get's back you and him are going to see the nurse to make sure that you were not injured by Susie's…..over reaction."
"Over reaction!?" Susie snapped angrily tears streaming down her face. "He said I was going to grow up to become a-"
"Let's just talk about this in the hallway okay Susie?" Belle asked and began leading her toward the door, but then looked back at Calvin.
"Don't let them get to you." She said before walking out the door.
Calvin and Sally blinked as they turned to face each other with wide eyed looks.
"Were you saying that Susie might become like those P.O.O.P.Y guys?" She asked and Calvin nodded.
"To be honest I was trying to tell her that they could use her leadership, they seem to be idiots who cannot get anything done."
"Calvin you've only come across them once."
Calvin held up a script that read Tracer Bullet Scenes: The Fall of Imagination. "I stole Tracer's script while he wasn't looking."
"Ah….." Sally said with a nod and turned back toward the rest of the class where the one kid who said he hated Dr. Who was glaring toward her.
'You really think that your menacing to me?" The kid began to say as a Thumb tack was suddenly slapped into the paper on his desk, and a rubber band hit his arm silencing him instantly.
Calvin whistled as he looked toward Sally who placed another thumbtack into a rubber band. "That's quite the shot you got there."
Sally blushed to herself as she continued making her improvised sling shots.
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Belle and Sally walked out the back of the school and onto the playground, which was empty due to the fact that i had been raining earlier but it had since stopped but the day was still overcast.
As They walked outside Susie stiffened a sniffle as Belle sighed and walked over to a Merry Go Round and sat down, Susie doing the same.
They both sat in silence watching the overcast skies, until Susie pulled her knees toward her chest.
Belle leaned back a bit. "So, Calvin got you angrier than normal, I wonder what pushed the buttons this time."
"My buttons were not just pushed Ms. Michelle, they were hit with a hammer." Susie snapped angrily.
"Yeah, I guessed that when you hit Calvin with your textbook, I thought you treated textbooks like Bibles." Belle said, looking at Susie who gave her an angry glare.
Belle leaned back and sighed. "Susie, Calvin wasn't implying that you would become an addict." She began when Susie cut her off.
"Well what else does he mean then?, A drug peddler?, he mentioned pushing pills, how is that okay?, why does he not have a detention!?-" She exclaimed her voice getting louder and louder as she spoke, about to break into a yell with the probability of a loud caps lock filled rant when Belle cupped her hand over Susie's mouth.
"Okay, Susie, not to sound harsh but you need to chill out, right now." Belle said, giving her a glare. "Calvin wasn't saying that you will become an addict, or a peddler….well not in the way you're thinking of."
A muffled, "SEE?. what did I tell you?" was heard from Belle's hand and the teacher rolled her eyes.
"Susie, there is an organization that wants to mold society into their image of what they deem fit and with what they want, that Organization has a name that I dare not repeat, because it would ruin the tension of this moment."
Susie blinked as she stared at Belle and then cocked an eyebrow.
"Yeah I know, might sound great to you a society where everyone works and lives all organized lives, as zombies, high on drugs meant to take away your nerves and make you a servant to what they want and what they desire, is that the kind of place you want?" She asked, removing her hands from Susie's mouth.
Susie paused and thought this new information over. "Well the part with the drugs is a bit sinister.."
"Susie, that stuff is evil, pure evil, take it from someone who knows what it's like to have their feelings, and fee will drained out their society is not a good one...and the worst part is that they don't care at all who they are drugging to get their way." Belle snapped toward her, before scowling a little bit.
"Wait...how do you know what they are like?" Susie asked, suspicion dripping in her voice and Belle narrowed her eyes.
"Because they did the same thing to me." She said, getting up from the merry go round and looking up into the sky.
"Looks like we're just going to have an overcast, I think that we can have recess outside today." She said, before turning back to Susie.
"Susie, I want you to play today and I would like it if you had fun, I know that you're obsessed with your grades, but if you want to prove Calvin wrong, you have to show it too him, not beat him up like Moe at the next opportunity"
"I do not act like Moe!" Susie cried out and got closer toward Belle. "I do not bully people, I do not-"
"Susie, I Know that you beat the tar out of Calvin everytime he throws a snowball, or a water balloon at you, I have seen it more than once and I am sick of it, you put yourself on such a high and mighty pedestal and think your superior when in reality you're no better than Moe when you do things like that."
Susie sat there,watching Belle with a shocked/stunned silence and she just turned away scowling. "I don't always beat him up, and I usually tell my mom-," She began to say.
"And what if Calvin told his mom about every time you beat him up, he hit you with a snowball or a water balloon, you'll dry out you'll warm up, but you beat him with, smack him, hit him and do everything else you feel like doing to him, you're a good student Susie but I do not tolerate bullies, you should be grateful that Calvin hasn't tattled on you yet for beating him up, think this over Susie, because what Calvin said is right you are on your way to becoming one of those agent guys Calvin was talking about."
"So what!?" Susie snapped and stood up. "I can live my life the way I want to and personally I agree with those agent people and you know what I would out Calvin..and you on that list of people who need to have pills injected into their systems!"
Belle's eyes went wide with this and she felt tears appear in her eyes and she blinked them away, now she was angry, she wanted to talk with Susie and help her but instead…..
"Get back inside Susie...march yourself to the office, I am having you removed from my class." Belle said, choking back an angry sob.
"What!?" Susie shouted. 'Why am I-?"
"You disrespected me, and you hit a student with a text book and when I tried to help you you said that I need to be feed with drugs, well I already have had them pumped into me Susie, and you should be thankful I am not thinking of having you expelled!"
"You're going to ruin my school career,...I...I won't get my master's degree-" Susie began exclaiming when Belle cut her off.
"Susie...just go, I'm going to finish up my lesson and we are going to have a long talk with Mr. Spittle."
Susie stared at her and began running into the school before turning toward Belle and giving her a cold, hard look before continuing.
Belle sighed and wiped the tears from her eyes. "Why is it that I can make things better..or even worse than they already are." She said, before lowering her head and she began walking into the school and began the now long walk back to her classroom.
Belle sighed once again as she placed her hands on the door...when several rubber bands hit the door frame.
She looked through the doors window and saw that a group of students had barricaded themselves behind her desk while another group was behind a cluster of the other desks in the class room.
Calvin walked out, covered in burns, scratches and other injuries with Sally. 'Hey teach, things were okay till someone started an argument on who was better, David Tennant or Matt Smith, and it broke out into an all out war."
"What!?, Belle asked, where the heck is Max?"
"On the side of Matt Smith." Sally said.
Belle blinked and sighed pinching the bridge of her nose, as Calvin chuckled. "At least they are not using Flames."
Suddenly a large light appeared in the classroom followed by smoke coming out from under the door.
"Oops...i spoke too soon." Calvin said as More Rubber bands flew over the fire.
"I'll get the fire extinguisher." Belle said with a sigh and looked at Sally. "Sally, please go get the nurse."
Sally nodded and Ran off as Calvin looked inside the classroom. "Hey, how did they manage to get the sink on fire?"
Belle blinked and ran to get the fire extinguisher,a t this point in her day it was best not to ask anything.
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Inside the Cafeteria.
At Calvin's school, the cafeteria was well known for some of it's...bizarre food choices, at times there were normal things..but other times they served things like different colored much and Green tapioca pudding.
However, due to the fire that had broken out in Belle's room the cafeteria was mostly empty, however it wasn't going to be for very long…
Near the kitchen door there was the sound of multiple footsteps until they reached the door...which then flew off it's hinges on it's own accord.
Several P.O.O.P.Y agents walked in..along with a trench coat and fedora wearing person.
*Did...did,one of the Ninja Turtles became evil? No wait my bad it's just- oh wait..no spoilers my bad*
"Spread out and find the food schedule for the next few days, I want samples dropped into every ingredient." The trench coated figure said.
"Isn't that a bit overkill?" One of the agents asked. "we're only after one child."
"A child who, more than once has had fate smile upon him, I am not taking any chances." The figure said "This is the only time of day where he doesn't have Hobbes with him, and we need to take full advantage of it."
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Well...looks like things are about to get interesting here folks.
Susie has been banished from the nation errr Kingdom DOH Classroom.
And P.O.O.P.Y is about to make it's move...keep watching this story for when it all hits the fan and comes crashing down!