In Today's chapter, things are gonna get serious, and yeah I am kinda going to maybe try and do more this before I do more Lifeline.
And I have another story for December coming up, so yeah….
Anyway I do not own Calvin and Hobbes, blah blah blah, lets do this thing!
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Susie sat in the office with a glum look on her face, that occasionally flickered to anger over her situation,l thanks to Belle she was getting switched to another class, and while they taught the same stuff, they were still on a lower level than what she liked.
"I cannot believe that she is such a hypocrite." Susie said, scowling in anger. "Oh, I value opinions, well Mrs. Michelle, I gave mine and you threw me out of your classroom!" She muttered to herself and then sighed.
"She's not fit to teach anyone." Susie spat into the ground.
"Oh I know, Belle's always been so light headed, unable to see the world for what it truly needs to be."
Susie looked up to see the Headmistress of P.O.O.P.Y looking at her, in a full on skirt and coat to hide her artificial limbs. She sat down next to Susie who gave her a long look.
"Who are you?" Susie asked, scooting away,ready to take flight if necessary.
"Relax my dear, I mean no harm." The headmistress said in a soothing tone of voice. She patted the seat next to her as an invite.
"My Name is Ariel, and I happen to know a lot about Belle." She said smiling.
"Do you know how to make her calm down a notch? cause she needs it...along with Calvin." She blinked and then sighed. "I'm sorry, it's just that Calvin brings out the worse in me, and the teacher is no better."
"Oh Believe me I know, i do not why your school was stupid enough to hire her onto the staff, but it's a mistake I plan to correct soon."
Susie paused, suddenly nervous. "Uhhhhhh, you're not planning too-?" She asked then moved her finger across her throat and ariel shook her head.
"Of course not child, why would I even think about doing that!?, I'm not a murder, just the leader of an organization who wants to shape society into the way it wants and finds Belle and calvin;'s Mannerisms..undesirable." She said pointedly and then looked toward Susie with a hopeful smile that she hadn't really caught much of that.
However Susie's own wide eyed gaze back said it all that yeah she had understood.
"Are you going to pump me full of drugs?" Susie asked, her voice rising.
Ariel scowled. "Belle enjoys spreading lies about us, we only give our "treatments" to the people who need them the most, like Calvin, we're trying to help them overcome their "problems" and become well rounded members of society."
"So you're what, trying to De Crazyfiy Belle and Calvin?"
"If that's they way you see it then yes, we are." Ariel said. "And we could use your help Ms. Derkins, you're just the kind of person our Organization needs to make the future of humanity a great one."
Susie paused as she stared at the woman before her, the offer was creepy, and yet tempting, she could finally have Calvin off her back, and Belle's classes would be fun for her, and MAN is Susie selfish! I mean really? I know that she was obsessed with school liked organized play and refused to take her outside the grounds of reality, but would she really be pushed that much too…..wait...Nevermind she would totally do this if pushed hard enough.
Susie glared at the Narrator who then threw a brick at her top get back to acting out the story, which she did as to avoid potential brain damage from flying bricks.
"Make a world without the rudeness and craziness of Calvin….sounds too good to be true…...but I would love that world…" Susie said, and then she smiled and held out her hand which ariel took and shook.
"Welcome to P.O.O.P.Y." ariel said and Susie blinked.
"The name needs word, LOTS of work."
"Gimmie a break We've been trying to make a new name/acronym, no one could pronounce S.I.F.H.I.A.T, P. F.A.U.C.K, and C.A.T.C.R.A.P is worse than P.O.O.P.Y."
"maybe once we have Calvin under control, we'll work on that name deal?" Susie asked.
"Deal, now I would like you to come with me so we can discuss Calvin a bit…"
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Back in the cafeteria
The figure in the Trenchcoat and hat, watched as the agents did their work, mixing the pills in with the Cafeteria glop they were doing a good job...and by good I mean they kept bumping into each other, putting more pills than needed into the food and one of them lost their sunglasses so he tied his tie around his eyes.
"Hey guys, am I doing it right?" The man who was now blindfolded asked as he stirred a spoon into a sink, and then accidentally flicked on the Garbage disposal.
The Spoon was eaten up in five seconds flat and then the cloaked figure turned off the switch. "You bumbling fools, It's amazing that you actually managed to get this far!" He scowled angrily.
"At least we're doing something." The Black man said. "You built yourself a fancy new body and your doing nothing but standing there!" He said, poking the figure in the trenchcoat and then rapping on his chest, which echoed out a metallic clang noise.
The Figure glared at him and then threw the Black agent against the wall. Before the agent could respond the figure slapped him across the face, knocking out a tooth.
"I am still your superior, remember that and you still answer to me!" He said, before planting a foot on his chest. "The Robots I had before were more competent than you!"
Before the agent could give a response they heard voices coming down the hallway. "Darn it, this is all your faults." He said with a scowl. "We need to get out of here, quickly, if any of you can even understand that!"
"Hey, just because we're dumb doesn't mean that we are that stupid." Another agent said...as he poured in a strange bottle that was sending smoky powder into the food.
"You Idiot, you are that stupid!" The figure declared as he grabbed the bottle, which was now mostly empty. "This was distilled Imagination from my tests and you went and poured it into the food!?"
"Well….Well I-I thought it was a compound for the pills and these sets of food were untouched so I-"
The Figure smacked the Agent upside the head. "Nevermind, we need to get out of here!" He declared.
The agents began to make a break for the doors but quickly became jammed up in them because well, they are a bunch of idiots. As the voices got closer the Figure snarled and then pulled back several agents and pushed the rest through the door. They all got out just as the other door swung open, revealing the Janitor and a lunch lady.
"I'll never understand why the school cannot just pay to have those Mouth or Morder signs replaced for OUT OF ORDER signs." The Janitor said scowling. "They make me look like an idiot!"
"Well this is the same school that won't even punish Moe for half his bullying, they are trying to make it seem like there is nothing wrong." The Lunch Lady said.
"Really? Cause I've talked with other teachers and for some reason he always get bad mouthed in this school." The Janitor said. "It seems like they only kid that they ever talk about the bad side too is Calvin..oh you gotta be kidding me!" He exclaimed.
The lunch lady looked and they saw a vial of the pills that were being dumped into the food was laying on the floor some of the pills spilled out and scattered everywhere.
The Janitor scooped the pills into the bottle and scowled. "Someone was poppin pills here in the kitchen!"
The Lunch Lady frowned. "Must be some of the high schoolers, or maybe that's some of Mrs. Wormwoods pain stuff from when Calvin was in her class."
"Well it's going to the office." The janitor said with a frown as he walked out the door. As he did the Lunch Lady looked at the Clock.
"Ooops, looks like it's almost time for the 1st and 2nd Graders lunches." She said. As a few more Lunch ladies began to come in.
As they began to prepare to distribute the food, no one noticed that the food that the Imagination was poured in bubbled a little bit.
This can only mean two things, The food is alive and just took it's first breath, or the food is alive and just took it's first fart.
Either way someone's getting dirty. Okay that came out wrong.
A few minutes later a whole stream of kids came flooding in, Calvin and Sally were walking together.
"So after the servants finally subdued her with tranquilizer darts, Altheia agreed to cut down on her cookie intake and actually get some exercise." Sally said as Calvin stood there wide eyed.
"Geez I wish my parents had that sort of backbone when it came to Hobbes, whenever he wants something he gets it...some of the time, the rest of the time he was to growl and the like or pester someone."
"Tigers" Both kids said, shaking their heads.
As Calvin walked up to the lunch lunch line, slaly packs her lunches cause she's diabetic remember?,Calvin held out a tray. "What's the glop today chief?" He asked. The Lunch Lady rolled her eyes and slapped a bunch of golash onto Calvin's tray...that bubbled a little bit.
"Huh, usually that only happens with the gravy." Calvin said before shrugging and walking down the line.
After they got their food Calvin and Sally sat down at a table, Susie was noticeably absent from the whole matter, but Calvin didn't really care.
"I think of the Cooks from Camp WACKjob escaped here." Calvin said poking his food...which shivered. Both he and Sally looked at each other and blanched.
"Well, it appears that your mom cooked here as well." Sally giggled.
Calvin tried to hide a smirk and tried to put his spoon into his food, only for the spoon to disappear!
Then the goulash picked up some cord and threw it into Calvin's face. "Gah!" he yelped and fell backward.
The goulash turned toward Sally, who smacked it with her thermos. And then it ate it.
"Hey, that was my Mom's favorite, she'll kill me!" Sally squeaked and then stuck her hand into it, as Calvin got up, mush all over his face.
"Okay Slaly, I managed to squish out the corns insides, ahdn me the chocolate milk so I can drown it the goulash and why is your hand in it?"
"It ate my Mom's thermos!"
"Wow we're really getting into this." Calvin said with a laugh. Then he noticed that the Thermos was coming out a bit. Before he could react, the food arched up, and threw Sally out..and then spit the Thermos into Calvin's face.
Everyone turned as Calvin hit the floor and the Thermos rolled off to the side. Calvin rubbed his cheek and looked at Sally who was just as stunned, then the Goulash suddenly grew arms and picked up the tray, after hopping off, and throwing it across the Lunch room.
Claire turned and poked at her food which then leapt up and attached itself to her face, she began screaming as Cadence's food threw a spoon at her.
Filthy Rich, having seen this all go down,. tired to toss his tray to the side only for the goulash to come alive and grab him and it threw him into the trash can.
Soon the entire Cafeteria was alive as kids ran around scream, crying and everything else as their food began attacking them.
Calvin, seeing his own food about to attack, took a garbage can and smashed it down on top of it, as Sally flipped over a table that she and Calvin hid behind.
"You know, it's kind of ironic that the whole school thought I was overreacting when I thought My food was alive, and yet when it actually comes to life they all freak out like chickens with their heads cut off."
"Because it's food coming to life and attacking them?" Sally asked.
"It's food!, what's the worst that could happen?" Calvin asked simply.
Then a flying Tray soared overhead and knocked out a kid with glasses and caused him to fly back into three other kids.
Sally shot Calvin a looked who placed his hands on his chest in a Who Me? manner. "That is not the worst thing that food can do."
"AHHH My allergies!" they heard another kid exclaim, and then a large splotch of goulash hit the table and splattered.
Calvin and Sally looked up, as some of the goulash was now throwing some non living Goulash from the Lunch line
As a goulash git Calvin in the face, and wiped it off and both he and Sally heard a clatter. Both of them looked down as they saw a small pill, that was cracked open a bit.
Calvin tentatively reached down and picked it up, he twisted it in his hand and saw on it an inscription.
If you can read this you have REALLY good eyesight and you now know that this pill is made by P.O.O.P.Y.
Note to Manufacturers: STOP PUTTING LABELS ON OUR FREAKIN PILLS!
Calvin stepped back and blinked and scratched his head. "Why would they put that all on there?" He asked.
"Put what?" Sally asked before taking a look. "So those P.O.O.P.Y guys are causing all of this? But I thought they hated Imagination?"
They both looked up as a Lunch Lady grabbed a fire extinguisher and pulled the spin however, a large bit of Goulash into the nozzle, and it backfired spraying her with the stuff.
She dropped it and the extinguisher spun around several times before it flew off and went through a window, and it hit a car outside before bursting.
"Isn't that where Mrs. Wormwood likes to park?" Sally asked and Calvin placed a hand over his mouth to hide his evil snicker, though it wasn't really much the wrapper just had fangs drawn on it.
"We need to get to Belle." Sally said as Calvin finished his snack and nodded. The two made a break for the doors when they flew open, revealing Mrs. Wormwood, covered in the coolant and with some of paint and metal all over her.
She stared down toward the two students and then looked at the chaos around her, and then back at the two students.
"We can explain this." Calvin said, as Mrs. Wormwood saw the pill in his hand and grabbed it, she stared at it and her grimace turned into an angry frown.
"I think she's blaming us." Calvin said and then Mrs. Wormwood crushed the pill between her fingers.
"This is not going to end well for us." The two blond haired kids thought.]
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See I told ya!
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Also the long absent Hobbes finally returns next chapter :D