And now we present to you, the Resolution of that Cliffhanger!
Hobbes: Why was it a cliffhanger to begin with?
because I like ta mess with ya!...wait, where's Calvin?...CALVIN GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE WEAPONS VAULT!
Hobbes: *Facepalm* Alright, I'll give the disclaimer since Fanatic is trying to make sure that Calvin doesn't start WWIII
Disclaimer: Bill owns us, Fanatic does not.
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"Enjoy Oblivion!"
Hobbes shut his head as he prepared for pain, but then he heard another sound, the sound of a gun going off, he had heard the sound before, when William shot him in the chest during the whole Imagination War, but this one sounded far off, distant.
He opened his eye, right as a bullet burst through the robots head and out it's left eye.
The robot sparked and whirred desperately, as it tried to find the source, only for another bullet to end up striking it, this time in the arm.
"It's always when I invent new things, why do people keep destroying the stuff I create!?"
"Maybe it's because you're evil?" hobbes asked and the robot turned to glare at him, only for another bullet to hit the thing in the back.
"Who keeps doing that!?" The Robot roared, twisting itself around when it was shot in the other eye.
Hobbes turned his head in the direction of the shots and Saw Max, with his...sniper rifle aiming his sights down at the robot, a smirk on his face.
"I never get to practice these skills much." Max said as he fired another round. This time the bullet hit The Robot through the chest, knocking it over.
"Ignorant welp!" The robotic being cursed as he turned and saw Hobbes, who then attacked, and tackled the Robot, or rather tried too as he collided with the thing, and then fell to the ground holding his nose.
"Oh gosh why did I do that!?" Hobbes exclaimed in pain, as he pulled his hands off his nose to check to see if he was bleeding, he wasn't however he could feel pain where he had hit the robot.
"Okay, now I wish I had thought of a different plan." Hobbes said, right as a large blade like object descended and as he turned and rolled the blade slammed itself into the ground, the robot yanked it out, revealing it had converted the right side of it's arm into the weapon, it yanked it's arm out of the ground, and threw it towards Hobbes again, who yelped and ducked low as the Robot threw it's arm over Hobbes head Hobbes then threw his fist up, and smacked it into the robot's chest.
Cue crack
*CRACK!*
Cue humorous face...and then scream of pain that echos around and people notice it
"MOTHER OF BILL WATTERSON THAT HURT!" Hobbes cried out, as his voice carried across the school grounds, Belle looked up from her desk wheres he was grading papers, but had since begun doodling Fangface Art, And The office where a heated debate was still going on...or was hold up
*Grabs remote and then points it at Mr Spittles office* Okay rewind scene 5 minutes…
*The Fanfic begins to rewinding, showing the secretary walking in front of the door several times, outlines of Mrs..Wormwood screaming in backwards, a tomato being hurled at the wall and then getting cleaned up by the janitor, the door tumping several times, a conga line of Bears, a cameo by Sora, Donald and Goofy, an...inflatable pig with a top hat singing Stan Bush songs with the voice of Liam Neeson…..weird, okay here we go!*
*unpauses the fic*
"Are you saying that my son shouldn't be allowed to have friends?" Mom demanded as she stood and up glared into Mrs. Wormwood's eyes.
"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not, your son's behavior has alienated him from everyone else in the school."
"Didn't I use to have a Name?" Calvin asked and Sally shrugged, Mrs. Wormwood shooting him a glare. "He's caused more than one disruption in Ms. Michelle's classroom this year so far, and yet I haven't once seen him get a detention!"
Mom blinked and then turned towards Calvin. "How come I haven't heard of any of these "disruptions"?" She asked and Calvin shrugged.
"It wasn't my idea to have a recreation of the Battle of the Alamo….though I may suggest one for the Titanic…."
"The point is, these his behaviour makes him a bit "challenged" in making friends." said and Calvin scoffed angrily. "I am not challenged, not many people can take my awesomeness!"
"And his ego tends to be a bit of a problem too."
" , I think that we've gone a bit off topic." Mr. Spittle said as Calvin, Sally and Mom rolled their eyes.
"Understatement much?" Mom asked rolling her eyes. "I came here to discuss why the idea of Calvin could bring food to life is crazy, the only what that could have happened is due to that machine that camp WACk guy had.."
"THERE SHE ADMITTED IT!" Mrs. Wormwood exclaimed. "Calvin does have the ability to do so, he must have taken the amc-wait what machine?" She asked, dropping her finger and Mom cocked an eyebrow.
"Considering that you are the ones who suggested I go to that dumb old camp, I'd think you'd be more up to date on it's destruction and closing." Calvin said.
Mr. Spittle and stared, gaping at Calvin, eyes wide and mom smirked.
"He shut down camp WACK!?" asked, her temper flaring in anger. "and you let him back into school after apparently 'destroying an entire camp?" She asked and then turned to Mr./ Spittle. "and that there should prove my point!, he is capable of doing this sort of destruction!"
Mr Spittle sat there and blinked before pinching the bridge of his nose, "Run this by me again, Calvin shut down Camp WACK?" He asked, his jaw dropping slightly.
"Well…" Mom began "Calvin was partially responsible for it's closing-"
"All I needed to hear to prove my point." interjected but Mr. Spittle shot a look toward her. " , I think that you're getting too worked up over this whole matter, you're on the school insurance which I can sure you can have your car repaired-"
"My car was totaled because of Calvin!" She exclaimed. "The fire extinguisher exploded sir, EXPLODED, if it wasn't bad enough, it's shrapnel broke every single window in my car, and blew open the roof!"
"That's nothing, you should have seen what happened to camp WACKjob." Calvin said.
"Calvin you're not helping." Mom said, however, before she could continue speaking a voice rang out,
"MOTHER OF BILL WATTERSON THAT HURT!"
"Is that Hobbes?" Sally gasped and Calvin nodded.
"And he broke the fourth wall again, if there's anything left anyway." He said and then turned toward Mr. Spittle. "You want me to go get him? Hobbes gets pretty rough when he's angry."
"I say let him, maybe then we can convince Sally here to find some new friends who won't ruin her life." quipped and silence fell.
"What. . !?" Mom Asked and Sally's eyes narrowed as well. "I Agree with Calvin's mother, what!?"
"My son was sent to your stupid camp, to "get better life skills" and he made a new friend why do you have a problem with that!?, you had no problem when Hobbes was standing right behind me talking!" Mom said. "that was a side effect of Camp WACK's little thing that it tried to pull with my son!"
"Wait who?" mr. Spittle asked. "I thought that was your Husband, I couldn't really see him."
"Hobbes, Tiger, Bipedal Panthera tigris." Calvin said and Sally nodded.
"Calvin, it was bad enough when you thought your stuffed Tiger was real, now you've conned your mother and this sweet girl into-" mrs. Wormwood began but Sally cut her off.
"I have a name and identity too remember!?" she asked, but no one seemed to hear her over the roar of mom's response
"My son doesn't have the right to be controlled by you!" She exclaimed,shaking the room. "just because he cannot be held in your high standards doesn't mean that he cannot be a good kid!"
Calvin turned to Sally and whispered into her ear. "I think that we may want to amscray before they start coming to blows."
"Agreed, we might want to find Hobbes and make sure he's okay." Sally said and she and Calvin hopped off the chairs and began to walk toward the door, and they quietly opened it and slipped out just as gave her highly offensive response.
"I had no idea that she felt that way about me." Calvin said sarcastically. "i feel greatly despised."
"I cannot believe that they allow her to teach school, she seems insane."
"She drinks maalox straight from the bottle."
"ew."
As both of them walked into the hallway, they quickly noticed that there was foodstuffs covering the entire place and Calvin shook his head.
"wow, I cannot believe that they haven't even attempted to stop this." Sally said, as they began to walk through the halls, several kids lay on the ground or were trying to help pull the food off kids who were on the ground.
As they walked, they passed by Susie who looked down the hallway gaping with Ariel.
"What the heck caused all this!?" Susie gaped.
"Someone who's got some explaining to do." Ariel said scowling when she saw Calvin and Sally walking toward them.
"It looks like the foodpocalypse happened here and we missed it!" Calvin exclaimed throwing his hands into the air.
"Well we were there at the start of it, we just hid in a "bomb shelter" Sally commented when ariel stepped in front of them.
"Excuse me-"
"AH STALKER!" Calvin and Sally exclaimed and then Calvin picked up a lunchbox and hurled it at ariel, who dodged and tried to hide an angry glare.
"Now now, there's no need for any of that-"
"Sorry lady but I don't trust people who hang around kids since this past summer." Calvin said, and then turned and whispered into Sally's ear. "on the count of three we ru-"
Ariel then grabbed the back of his shirt. "yeah I don't think so calvin."
"Woah, lady, I don't think teachers are allowed to do that-" Calvin said and when ariel's hand sparked a bit and then Calvin suddenly began to shake, for a few seconds and then dropped to the ground.
"Calvin!' Sally ezcalimned and ariel grabbed her phone.
"I thought you said you want-" Susie began but ariel stopped her.
"I have a mechanical arm, and it went on the fritz and accidentally shocked Calvin, I need to get my agents here to-" She began when suddenly the phone was shot from her hand, a rubber band having snapped into it.
Ariel turned to look and Saw Belle standing behind her rubber band raised on her thumb.
"I've giving you five seconds sis, step away from my students!"
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Yeah a short chapter but I felt like resolving one Cliffhanger and yet leaving another open XD
Don't worry we'll get through this story I just need to figure out exactly what's going to happen next.
Keep tuned for the next chapter PEACE!