And here we are yet again folks, another chapter of this fic :D
I still own nothing except the OC's, let's Roll em!
Calvin: What about pariah?..and Lifeline
Me: I'll get that done later, right now this is my primary focus! I knew Lifeline was going to take a while and I only just published Pariah in December, THIS STORY has been running since 2013 and it's 2015! I want to get this done, I am skipping over the making of battle plans so we can get this over with, so ROLL THE CHAPTER!
Calvin: Alright geez!
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P.O.O.P.Y HQ
William stood by the windows overlooking the base from his lab, a frown on his robotic face,, as he watched agents alike head into their black SUV's and cars to go and grab Calvin.
They were geared up for war in case Calvin tired to do anything.
William sneered to himself as he stomped back over to his workshop which consisted of a smaller scale replica of his original lab, with a tube meant to house Calvin, and a Brain cap in the top, leading from it were a bunch of tubes meant for where the Imagination would go, one side for bad thoughts and the other for good thoughts.
William expected the latter to be the one to be filled up last.
The Machine was now mostly completed when an Agent appeared in the doorway. "Mr. William, the Headmistress would like to know if the machine is operational.
"Tell her it is ready for the patient." William's electronic voice groused.
"Well, the Headmistress would like it if it was tested first-"
"Does she doubt my work?" William asked sharply, turning his head toward the agent.
"N-No, not all all sir she just wants to ensure that it runs smoothly, I mean has there been a test subject?"
William's robotic eyes shifted a bit, "There has been none, if she would like a test subject then bring me a test subject."
The Agent nodded, and then walked away, and William looked back at the machine and placed a hand on it.
"All of this because of you Magine, Imagination hurts too many people." He said, thinking back to Magine's accident, on the mountain. His machine might have worked long enough to give him a softer landing, he had seen that time and time again whenever he tried to be the next Wright Brother while he crashed he usually made sure he would at least have a safe landing.
The bad Imagination of certain people had prevented that, bad Imagination seemed to exist in many places harming many people.
All he had wanted to do was remove it.
Before his thoughts could be collected any further the door opened again and he turned, to see Beth, thinner and with worn and ripped clothing, and her hair was completely messed up.
Oh and she was unconscious, the Agent having dragged her there.
William's eyes snapped up toward the agent who noticed them. "um."
"What have you been doing to this child?"
"Well, the usual tests.."
"Usual tests? and what are those?"
"Classified." The Agent said simply, dropping Beth's arm and looking ready to flee.
William's eyes narrowed but before he could do anything more, The Agent ran and had the door close and shut locking him him.
William solved, and then gently bent over and picked up Beth, looking at her. He moved her hair from her face and noticed how pale her skin was, and there were small marks all over her, like needles.
"What have they done to you?"
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*Just outside the base's entrance*
Ariel sat in the lead SUV of the small ten car "convoy" that was driving away from their base, engines humming the entire time, as her eyes shifted to the side of the road, surrounded by trees to keep the location secret, she thought she saw something, reflective.
However they were already pass it by the time she had a 2nd thought.
As they drove past however they didn't notice that there was indeed something in the woods, as their tail lights faded out of sight, a purple mini van pulled out of the foliage, covered in twigs, leaves and all manner of forest stuff to make it disguised.
"Well that was easier than expected." BOS said, as she sat in the drivers eat, while Max's car pulled out from the woods as well, the van, taken from Calvin's house as Mom has the modern van that she got when she traded in William's SUV,had Her, Calvin, Hobbes, Sally, Altheia iin it.
Max's car had the rest.
"I hate how it's a footnote." Max grumbled as she put the car in park.
Calvin then leaned out the window and then aimed the Transmogrifier gun at the car and then blasted it, turning it into a Black P.O.O.P.Y SUV and then he did so with the Van.
"Alright, we're all set." Calvin said sitting back in his seat.
"Shouldn't we disguises?" Sally asked worriedly as the drove toward the gates. "They might want to at least check our ID's"
"From what Tracer told us most of these guys are idiots so they probably won't keep it too locked up tight."
*One Gilligan cut later*
"I need your ID." The Guard at the gate said as he stared at the rolled up window.
Everyone in the van shot looks at Calvin who sighed.
"Well." BOS said, keeping her voice lower than normal. "We are driving the official P.O.O.P.Y vehicle, isn't that enough?" She asked.
"Yes, expect cars 403, and 201 just left five minutes ago."
"Well, the Headmistress sent us back to get something."
"Did she now?"
"yes."
"And what might that be?"
"Your face!" Calvin said and rolled down the window climbing onto BOS to do so.
"What the?" The guard exclaimed, as he was hit with a ray from the transmogrifier.
"Cluck." Said the now Transmogrified guard.
Everyone turned and glared daggers at Calvin, who gave a meager shrug in return. "Hey it worked didn't it?"
Everyone just rolled their eyes as BOS looked in, and she saw a keycard control on the door and she scowled.
"Well that's great, we can't get in!" She said angrily and then shot another glare toward Calvin.
"Let me handle this." Calvin said, followed by taking the mirror of the car, and then he looked through the window, seeing that a Big Red Button was sitting there that said, Open Door, do not press unless you're a P.O.O.P.Y Agent.
Show of hands who thinks this is gonna stop Calvin?
Calvin then turned the Mirror into a baseball, and then tossed it at the button, only to miss and hit the former guard on the head with a CLUNK.
"Baw CAW!" The Chicken er clucked in defiance of being ya know, hit on the head with a baseball.
"Okay, let me try something else.." Calvin said, and then grabbed a roadmap and turned it into a Slingshot, he then grabbed a Penny and shot it into the guard house and it hit the button, and then fell right back off.
Calvin scowled and held up a nickel, and changed it into another Baseball and fired again, the ball hit the button, and pressed it in, and then it hit the chicken on the head...again.
"Baw CAW!" The shouted and with a few wing flaps, sent itself flying into the van where it began pecking Calvin.
"AUGH MOMMY, HOBBES HELP!" Calvin shouted and began firing the transmogrifier haphazardly, and accidentally turning the van back to Normal
"Get down!" BOS cried and everyone ducked as the angry human turned chicken kept on pecking Calvin.
"Traitors!" Calvin shouted as the chicken kept on pecking him.
"Maybe we should do something before the guards arrive." Hobbes said to Altheia.
"Yeah like what?, I can't eat a chicken..or even a person raw!"
The Chicken cawed again when Hobbes jumped up and bared his teeth and claws. The chicken then..laid an egg and flew out of the van in a panic.
"Wew Thanks ol buddy." Calvin said, rubbing his sore head.
Sally stared at the egg the Chicken had made, and then opened her door a bit and then gently tossed it into the bushes.
"Everything alright up there?" Max called out and everyone shot a thumbs up.
"Well my head hurts from chicken pecks-"
"And he means a literal chicken not Sally kissing him!" Hobbes said with a laugh. Calvin then yelled and the van began rocking as BOS put it in drive and drove through the now opened gate.
After driving for about a minute and a half, the van finally stopped shaking after it skidded to a stop and then started again.
Belle looked around from within the car and shivered, she had an uneasy feeling about what they were about to get into.
As they drove up a hill however Max looked back at Derrick. "Why are you and that one girl here actually, I know that it had something to do with this summer-"
"Look, if these guys are making pills that control, people whadda thinks gonna happen to me and Star once those things hit mass production?"
Belle scowled at the mention of the pills and then looked out the window a mix of emotions flooding into her.
Suddenly the van ahead of them went into a wild skid, and Max slammed on the breaks.
"The heck is going on!?' Belle demanded, and then they got their answer, a P.O.O.P.Y SUV was coming right toward them!
Inside the van BOS threw the van into Reverse and surged backwards tires screeching as the van began to pull back. The SUV gunned it's engine as the agents inside looked. "We've got a security breach! " One of them said.
"No duh!' The Other said slapping his partner. "Try to block em off!" he said as he pulled out his Cell phone.
Then Suddenly, BOS threw the car in Drive. "Buckle up kids, not that I care either way." She said and then gunned the Van, right toward the P.O.O.P.Y SUV.
"MOMMY!" Hobbes shouted as he gripped Altheia, who then threw him off and grabbed Sally in a bear hug.
"I don't wanna die!" Sally begged gently.
Calvin just cheered a bit.
"They're heading right for us!" THe Agent as the wheel of the SUV shouted and then he twisted it around, and the Van struck the side of the SUV, taking out it's mirror and one of it's headlights, while shearing off the van's bumper on that side, smashing the front a bit, and then scratching up it's side.
Max then took the opportunity, and floored his own car, still looking like a P.O.O.P.Y SUV and raced to the scene.
The Real SUV pulled itself back as BOS threw the van into reverse. "Showtime." She said with a grin and then stomped on the gas, There was a mad scramble as Hobbes, Altheia and Sally made their way to the front.
"MOTHER!" The agent yelled as the back of the van smashed into the side of the car, activating the air bag on that side and sending the agent bouncing into the other one, and then the other agents phone dropped out of the window.
"You fool!" The other agent shouted to one who had been driving.
The back door of the van crumpled a bit as BOS pulled it away from the SUV.
"That should buy us some time." She said as she floored the car once again and it roared forward, and then Max's car swerved around the SUV, and then ran over the phone as he did so.
"Get this stupid car in gear!" The other agent said as the one behind the wheel pushed against the airbags, only for the wheel airbag to deploy.
"...We're gonna get fired' the other agent said with a sigh."
As the cars drove once again BOS looked at the van's dashboard, their speed was decreased and it looked like they might be slowly losing Gas.
Belle looked at the road head and blinked. "I think they're losing Gas, Oil and Brake Fluid..wait…" She said and her eyes popped open. "Max speed up!" Belle ordered.
"Why?"
"They're losing vital fluids for the car including brake fluid!"
"Oh fudge!" Max exclaimed and he stomped on the gas pedal, as the car raced ahead toward them.
"IS there someone behind them because they're speeding up!" Sally said with alarm.
BOS was about to hit the gas pedal when Hobbes grabbed her shoulder. "Here's a thought, how about we WAIT and see what's going on, and then we floor it."
BOS looked at him and then sighed. "Alright, odds are they're going to criticize me for my driving like typical adults."
"Belle's not a typical adult..neither is Max." Altheia put in.
Then Max's car pulled up and Belle rolled down the WIndow. "You're losing Brake Fluid!" She called out.
"What?" BOS asked, the cars were still traveling around 50 MPH, and it was windy outside.
"You're Running Out OF Brake Fluid!" Belle shouted again.
"Oh you like Lucid Rakes too?"
"No Brake Fluid!"
"No, The bands name is Lucid Rakes, you typical adult!"
Belle facepalmed, and then held up a Wil. type sign that read. "You're running out of Brake Fluid, Oil and Gas, you need to bail out now or you might get injured or die."
"Oh." Bos said and then gave her thumbs up..and then looked at the others. "We're running out off Brake Fluid."
It was so quiet, I think I heard a fly fart, like an angelic whistle. Or just a tiny poot .
"We have no brakes?" Calvin asked, eye swide.
"lemme check." BOS then stomped on the brakes which screeched for about five seconds then the car just kept rolling. "Yep."
"Take your foot off the accelerator!" Hobbes exclaimed in a panic.
"For the sake of the story it's pretty much glued there, we're in a story with Talking Tigers and teachers who are part time snipers, there is no room for real world logic anymore!" Calvin said aloud, taking yet another hammer to the wall of the fourth wall….again.
Then they heard a roar and they looked up, and saw that two more SUV's were heading right for them!
"Where did those come from?!" Lobo exclaimed.
"See I told you those rapid clucks meant that there were intruders!" One of the agents in the SUV exclaimed.
"Steve shut up."
"Hey..I don't think they thought you were an intruder.." Belle pointed out, as the other two SUV's were still focusing on blocking off the van because their car still looked like an SUV
Max floored the engine and then roared toward the other SUV.
"What's that car doing?" The Agent in one of the SUV's asked as Max's car dew near.
HE's heading right for us!' The agent at the wheel exclaimed, and honked his horn, but Max kept going.
"Max, what are you doing!?" Belle yelped, Lobo and Derrick hugged each other as he kept racing the engine toward the Two SUv's, then both of them roared to the roadside, one ending up rolling down the hill and into a fence.
BOS Pulled the van ahead and then reached back and opened the door.
"Are you crazy!?" Sally yelled out over the wind, "What are you doing?"
BOS looked at Max's SUV/Car and gave Derrick a look, and the boy nodded, and then he threw open his door as well.
"We're going to do a bit of a transfer!" BOS exclaimed as altheia, picking up on this, grabbed Sally and handed her off to Lobo.
"This is insane!" Belle shouted and then Looked back, and saw that a P.O.O.P.Y SUV that was damaged was roaring up the road toward them!
Hobbes was just about to pass off Calvin when the SUV raced ahead..and then smashed right into the back of the van!
"Eep!' Calvin gasped as he and Hobbes were flung back into the van. The SUV pulled back and rammed them once again.
"Geez, I thought these guys want to "protect kids" BOS grumbled as she hit the gas once more, beginning to overtake Max's SUV, but the P.O.O.P.Y SUV smashed into the back of it one again, this team tearing out the bumper.
Calvin then suddenly opened the back cargo hatch and then shot at the SUV with the transmogrifier gun, the blast hit the engine..then suddenly a loud popping noise was heard..then Popcorn began to appear from underneath the hood and the grill, popping all the while as the SUV spluttered to a stop.
"Why doesn't he just use that thing to fix their brake fluid? " max asked. "We could save ourselves this chapter!"
"Would you want to crawl under a moving vehicle? " Belle asked.
"No."
"Exactly."
BOS let off the gas and Max's SUV pulled back up, Altheia jumped over crashing into Derrick in the process.
"Alright Boys, your turn!" Lobo called out as they began to go around winding curve, Hobbes looked out the window and saw the valley below and he gulped.
Before he could even think about what could happen next, a row of spikes appeared suddenly on their side of the road!
"LOOK OUT!" Belle yelled, as the van ran over the spikes, and the tires burst.
The van suddenly went into a wild skid, and before anyone could do anything, the purple van flew off the road, and into the vally!
Everything went silent as the van soared across the sky BOS clung to her wheel, Calvin and Hobbes hugged each other in fear, but then Calvin pulled out the the transmogrifier gun, and then he aimed it toward BOS and fired off a round, in a flash, BOS found herself surrounded by rubber and padding, her seat having been transformed into a large rubber square, and Calvin did the same to himself and Hobbes.
At that exact moment, the van slammed into the ground and began rolling down the hill, glass shattering and parts coming off, the people in the SUV watched in horror as the van smashed into a rock, flew up and then smashed, breaking itself apart before it rolled right into the lake!.
Everything went still as they sat there, staring at the wreck as it began to sink.
However, Sally, looked and noticed something, the rubber enclosures that Calvin had made were laying on the shore/floating in the lake.
"Hey...t-those weren't part of the car." She said, drawing everyone's attention.
They all watched, as suddenly, Hobbes claws ripped his and Calvin's open and both sprang up.
"WE LIVE!" Calvin shouted happily.
"HANDS IN THE AIR!" A voice bellowed and they turned and found themselves staring at a large cluster of armed P.O.O.P.Y Guards.
Everyone in the SUV gasped as the Guards raced over and grabbed Calvin and Hobbes, and several picked up BOS's rubber container. several of them gave salutes to Max and his SUV before they began to walk off.
Inside SUV things were silent once again as everyone stared in shock at what had just transpired but Belle broke the silence with two words.
"Oh Poopy."
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Yeah..another car chase XD
I actually considered leaving the chapter end at the car wreck but I decided, Nah them getting captured is a MUCH better Cliffhanger!
Next chapter the P.O.O.P.Y's gonna hit the fan he he he..that pun was terrible and I apologize...Read and review!