Monday, February 4th, 2069
Alright, so I didn't have a date. I just thought it would be funny to say what Cap said at the end of The First Avenger. But, The two didn't laugh. I looked at the two, Mr. Hot Commander Guy, and Mrs. Kickass, for a few more seconds. "So you're
super sure your not here to have sex with me? Because this definitely reminds me of the beginning of some weird porno." The woman rolled her eyes and turned away. "We came all this way into an abandoned base for this idiot? He can't be what
Talon is after." Hot soldier boy walked up to me, and undid my restraints. "You should've asked him if he knew about some superweapon, before calling him an idiot. So kid, any super-mega-death-machines laying around?" I glanced at him, and
then the woman who was still slightly turned away from me. "Now that you mention it..."
Flashback, September 14th, 2014
The first lieutenant and I we're standing in the observation chamber. "They're not gonna shoot me with that thing, are they? I'm already going to test their Cryogenic Pod." The first lieutenant rolled his eyes. "No, they're not gonna shoot you with that
thing, assshat. You'd be dead, with your mind and soul sucked out and into the wielder. Crazy shit these guys are creating down here." I looked over to him, to see if he was kidding. He had one of the most serious faces I've ever seen. "Alright, not
joking, that can really suck a mans mind and soul out of his body? And then 'Into the Wielder'? The fuck does that mean?" He turned and sat down in one of the chairs in the room. "It means, all you know will be transferred into the mind of whoever
is holding the grip to that gun. And your strength and stamina and whatnot goes into their body." I scoffed. "Are all of these guys on drugs? What are they thinking?" He sighed. I have no clue, kid. No clue."
Present Day
"...there is some sort of soul-sucking gun around here somewhere." Soldier Boy looked at me like I was joking. "Cut the crap, kid. Seriously." I looked straight into his blue eyes. "Down the hall. 5th door on your left is the Armory. If they left it here,
It'll be there. Now, Who are you, who are you associated with, and why is True Survivor by David fucking Hasselhoff playing?" Mr. Soldier looked at his beautiful companion. "Go turn it off. And I'll explain on our way to the Armory. Stay close, got
it? Amelia, Follow behind him. If he does anything sketchy, shoot him." She nodded her head, then went out of the doorway. Soldier Boy started walking, and motioned for me to follow. "I'm Jack Morrison, that's Amelia Richardson. We came here looking
for a weapon that was hinted to us by a spy in our organization." We made it to the doorway, and saw Amelia trying to fin out how to shut everything down. "Here,' I said, reaching and unplugging the iPod. "-Wait, this is mine! Who the hell broke it?"
I looked towards Jack, just in time for him to share a weird looking glance with Amelia. "...I don't know, kid. It was like that when we got here. Now, There's something else you need to know. But first, what year were you put in that thing?" I followed
as he walked out of the secondary doorway, now noticing all of the rust and fadedness of the place. "2014, My guess is I've been in there for a hell of a long time?" He nodded, glancing back only for a second. "It's 2069 now, kid. Welcome to the future.
I take it this wasn't the Re-Awakening you were expecting? I shook my head, forgetting he couldn't see me. "I was expecting cake, and maybe a few strippers. A beer or two wouldn't of been bad, either." Jack laughed, unknowingly passing the Armory
door. I leaned up against it, and instantly heard Amelia's gun being brought up. "Sir..." She said, causing Jack to turn around. "What are you doing kid?" He asked, raising his to ready, but not pointing it at me. I shrugged my shoulders. "Well, you
seem Military, so I suspected you were gonna clear the hall before we went in." Realization dawned on his face. "That's the Armory door, isn't it. I nodded my head, and got up from leaning on the wall. "Yep, and lucky for you I know the Password."
I didn't know the password. But, I knew the first Lieutenant. And he was in charge of all of the passcodes. So I guessed, starting with his daughters birthday. I typed it in, acting like I knew what I was doing. All of a Sudden, the doors slid open. An
Inch. "Well, at least I got the passcode right." I looked back, and saw Jack and Amelia share a 'The Fuck?' glance. "I thought you told us you knew the password." I shrugged. "Well... I lied. But I knew the guy who made the passwords, so I
figured that was close enough. But now, how are we gonna get the doors open?" Jack walked up, and pushed me aside. He laid his rifle up against the doorframe, and put his hands on the door itself. "Dude, I know you want to prove something to your
girlfriend here, but the last time those doors got stuck, it took a-" I was cut off by the sound of metal screeching, and the sight of the doors sliding open. "Holy hell, what kind of steroids are you taking?" He picked his rifle back up, smiling
towards Amelia. "Don't know, but it's ancestor may have been made here." I looked him up and down, like I was looking at a whole new person. "Let me guess, The Top Brass succeeded in that Super Serum shit, and your one of the ones they gave
it to? Hell, I should've signed up for that instead." He laughed, walking in to the room. "So, where would this thing be located at?" I nodded towards the centre of the room, and empty display stand. "There, it was one of their most prized creations.
Next to the microwave that cooked Pizza Rolls perfect every time."
I walked to the centre of the room, glancing around. Then I looked at the base of the display, to what seemed to be some sort of note.
Thought this would be safer in MY armory.
Sorry to leave you out, liebe.
Hope you like the rescue party I sent you.
~Spectre
I quickly put it into my pocket. "Well, unless my observation skills have deteriorated from being in that freezer, I'd say we just discovered Jack-Shit." I turned back to Jack and Amelia. "Now, I'd say let's go to the bar and have a few drinks, but I'm
pretty positive I no longer exist. So, anyone else buying?"