Time for some fun and fanservice at Ryuzetsu Land! I hope you all enjoy!


July 3, X791

With a long day of battles finally over, Tristan fell back onto his bed back at the Greedy Mimic.

"Man, I'm exhausted!" Tristan sighed.

"That little pretty boy give you a run for your money, Tristan?" Melody teased.

"Don't want to talk, must rest…" Tristan retorted.

The other people in the room included Xanders, Haru, Frost, Cole, Static, Sakura, Flora and Azusa. Spiral had stayed with Hikari in the infirmary after her one-sided fight against Rufus, while Aqua was being punished by Blaise for her behavior the last few days.

"Shouldn't you girls be in your own room?" Frost asked Sakura and Azusa.

"Half of our members aren't here, so it felt kind of lonely." Azusa answered.

"See ya, guys!" Jayden waved to them as he walked past their open door in the hall.

"Where are you goin', Jay?" Sakura asked.

"I'm going to the water park to collect on my wager with Kagura." Jayden replied.

Tristan then shot up from his bed. "Water park?"

"Yeah, right here in Crocus." Jayden said. "Ryuzetsu Land."

"As in… People walking around in swimsuits?" Tristan further inquired. "Especially hot women?"

"Well, yeah."

"… I think I just got my second wind." Tristan said.

"Actually, I could use a little break." Frost said. "Plus, I bought a new swimsuit here the other day and I've been eager to finally show it off."

"As tempting as that sounds, I'd prefer to spend my relaxing time reading with a cup of tea." Xanders said.

"I'll stay behind, too." Static said. "Electricity and water don't mix."

"I'm thinking about going." Lionel popped his head from inside the hallway before walking away with Eden and Ethan.

Everyone just stared at Static, waiting for him to respond.

"… Alright, the real reason is that I don't want to be tempted by women in little to no clothing." Static turned away, trying not to look any of them in the face. "I'm still mourning the loss of my fiancée."

"Any other objections?" Melody asked everyone.

Her question was met with silence.

"… Good." Melody said. "Now we can all go to Ryuzetsu Land!"


The Phoenix Dawn wizards all arrived at Ryuzetsu Land, a gigantic water park within a large dome to simulate daytime even though it was really evening. Jayden was wearing a simple pair of dark blue trunks. Sakura was wearing a pink bikini with green rims and strings. Azusa was in a very dark purple one-piece over her tiny frame. Melody was in a violet strapless bikini that greatly accentuated her curves and bust and Frost in a similar bikini only in the color white with blue rims and strings. Tristan was in a black speedo, much to the dismay of Azusa and Sakura laughed so hard she was cradling her ribs. Haru was wearing what looked like a red towel that was wrapped around her chest and waist like she was wearing a swimsuit. Lionel, Eden and Ethan were all wearing trunks with designs of black with a yellow stripe on each side, red with black hotrod flames and blue with red stripes, respectively.

"Haru, do you realize that's a loincloth?" Jayden questioned.

"I don't have a swimsuit and I didn't have the money to get one, so I just took some of the towels they give us for free." Haru explained.

"Couldn't you have asked us to buy one for you?" Melody asked.

"… This feels more comfortable for me, anyway." Haru proclaimed.

"To each, their own, I guess…" Melody muttered to herself.

"Jayden?" A familiar voice came from behind Jayden.

Jayden turned around and saw Kagura wearing a white bikini with gold rims and strings. He was speechless upon seeing her and blood was dripping from Tristan's nose.

"Jayden, you are one lucky bastard." Tristan commented.

"Kagura… You look beautiful…" Jayden said with a blush on his face.

"Thanks, you…" Kagura examined Jayden. "Are rather easy on the eyes, as well."

"You've never flirted before, have you?" Frost asked.

"Jayden, may we get on with our date?" Kagura asked with a slight hint of irritation from Frost's comment.

"Don't assume that it's going to be a bad time." Jayden said.

"Oh, no." Kagura shook her head. "I didn't mean to insinuate that."

Jayden and Kagura walked off, Tristan staring at her buttocks.

"Damn… If Jayden wasn't already trying to tap that, I'd do it myself." Tristan said. "Anyway, I'm gonna see if I can claim another fine piece of ass. I sense plenty of candidates here."

Tristan went off in a different direction and Sakura just looked around at the park, but stopped upon seeing the Love-Love Slide water slide.

"I wanna go on the water slide!" Sakura shouted.

Everyone else looked in the direction of the Love-Love Slide.

"Um… Wouldn't you get motion-sick riding that?" Melody questioned.

Sakura stared at the Love-Love Slide for a few more seconds and started to feel ill.

"Besides, those are for couples, anyway." Melody stated.

Eden and Ethan then had ideas pop into their heads.

"Guys, you go on without me." Eden said.

"Ditto." Ethan said.

"Whatever…" Sakura, Melody and Frost all said in unison.

Flora and Cole were right behind their Dragon Slayers with the latter looking around at all the women with large breasts with hearts in his eyes and saliva streaming from his mouth like a waterfall.

"You do realize you can't mate with humans, right?" Flora asked.

"Who wants to mate?" Cole questioned. "I just love how soft and plump boobs are. I always sleep on Frost's every night. Sometimes I even sleep on Melody's."

"You are one perverted cat." Flora commented.

"And proud of it!"


Eden and Ethan were walking around the park, looking for Jenny and Mirajane, respectively, when they saw Jenny sneaking up on Mirajane and her younger sister, Lisanna.

"Hey, Mirajane!" Ethan called out to get her attention.

As Mirajane was turning her head, Jenny grabbed her bikini top and pulled it off. Mirajane panicked to cover her breasts with her arms and Ethan suffered from a massive nosebleed as he tried to avert his eyes from her.

"That's payback for yesterday!" Jenny said while holding onto Mirajane's bikini top. "You completely humiliated me out there!"

"You tell her, Jenny!" Eden cheered.

"Don't humiliate Mira like that!" Ethan shouted at Eden.

"Now you've done it, Jenny!" Mirajane leered at Jenny and pulled down her rival's bikini bottom. "Revenge!"

Upon seeing Jenny's bare bathing suit area, Eden got a severe nosebleed. After their brief bout of vengeance and putting their suits back on, all five of them sat down at a nearby table.

"You're with Phoenix Dawn, aren't you?" Jenny asked Eden.

"Yeah, when we were up against Silent Orochi?" Eden responded.

"Oh yeah!" Jenny replied.

"Anyway, how have you been doing, Mira?" Ethan asked.

"Well, Fairy Tail's doing really well in the games right now, so no complaints." Mirajane answered.

"Um, can I ask you something?" Ethan asked with a blush on his face.

"Sure."

"Can we… go on the Love-Love Slide together?"

"Sounds like fun!" Mira had a big, adorable smile on her face.

"What do you say, Eden?" Jenny asked. "Wanna go on the Love-Love Slide, too?"

"Oh, most definitely!" Eden answered excitedly.


Melody and Frost were relaxing on beach chairs by one of the pools as hundreds of men were gathered around them, including the Trimens.

"You are by far the most beautiful women I've ever seen." Hibiki said.

"It's not like I came by because I like you or anything." Ren looked away from them, trying to be cool.

"I don't care if you seem older than me, I won't stop until you agree to go on a date with me." Eve said while he was covered in castes.

Melody just smirked and thought to herself. *Idiots. They don't even realize that I gave myself and Frost a noise-cancelling aura so we can relax in peace. It's just too funny to see their pitiful attempts to woo us be in vain.*


Tristan was walking around the park, trying to hit on women to no avail.

"Still nothing." Tristan said. "Is it really that hard to find some arm-and-eye candy?"

He kept looking around until he noticed Flare walking around in a dark red one-piece that revealed her stomach and cleavage, her braided hair tied in front of her shoulders and around her back. She was looking down and seemed rather fidgety.

"Hey, you're that lady from Raven Tail." Tristan said as he walked over to Flare.

Flare tried not looking at him and just kept walking.

"Is something wrong?" Tristan asked.

Flare just kept walking.

"Hey, it's rude to just ignore people!"

Flare stopped. "I wanted to apologize to Blondie."

"'Blondie'? Oh, you mean that girl from Fairy Tail. You know, you don't seem as bad as those other Raven Tail creeps."

"Raven Tail is no more."

"Huh?"

"We disbanded after failing our true objective here."

"I'm not going to pry into your 'mission', but do you have any place to go back to?"

Flare didn't answer.

"… Well, if you ever need a home, feel free to drop by Roseshade and join Phoenix Dawn. We'd be more than welcome to have you."

Tristan walked away and Flare had a small smile carved on her face.


Jayden and Kagura were sitting at the edge of a pool, their legs dipping into the water.

"This has been an enjoyable night, hasn't it?" Jayden asked.

"Yeah…" Kagura replied.

Jayden looked and saw that she looked like she was in some sort of trance.

"Something wrong?" Jayden inquired. "Not enjoying our date?"

"Huh?" Kagura looked up. "Oh, no. Sorry. It's just… Something happened today."

"What? You can tell me."

"Millianna already knows this, but… Do you promise not to tell anyone?"

"I promise."

"I believe I saw my brother's killer today."

Jayden seemed a little shocked at hearing the news. "And what happened?"

"Nothing else. However, I believe he's being protected by Fairy Tail, under the guise of Mystogan. Jellal…" Kagura gritted her teeth and tightly clenched her fists.

Jayden placed his hand on her shoulder. "Let's not worry about that right now. Let's just enjoy the rest of our date."

"… Yeah." Kagura nodded and calmed down.

Jayden then looked toward the water slide. "Wanna go on the Love-Love Slide?"

"Uh…" Kagura stammered and lightly blushed in embarrassment. "I-I'm not so sure… Besides, won't you get motion-sick?"

"It's a water slide, not a vehicle. It'll be fun."

Jayden grabbed Kagura by the arm and playfully tugged her along with him.


After waiting in line, Jayden and Kagura arrived at the top of the Love-Love Slide

"Ready?" Jayden asked as he readied himself to go down the slide with his date.

"This… this is kind of embarrassing." Kagura said. "I've never done anything like this before."

"No wonder you find it embarrassing." Jayden said. "Lucky for you I have no sense of embarrassment whatsoever."

*Should that be considered a good thing or a bad thing?* Kagura wondered.

Kagura took a deep breath, walked over to Jayden and he wrapped her in his arms in preparation of going down the slide. Both of them felt a strange, warm sensation at that moment. However, just as they were about to go down the slide, the water suddenly froze along with most of the rest of the park.

"What the hell just happened?!" Jayden snapped from the reverie he and Kagura were experiencing was broken.

Suddenly, a massive explosion struck one of the frozen slides and kicked up a tremendous amount of smoke, resulting in nearly every structure crumbling to the ground.

Melody and Frost were still in their beach chairs, unaware of what had happened. Melody sat up and looked around at the destruction.

"… What did we miss this time?" She asked.

When it cleared and Jayden lifted and tossed the piece of debris that landed on him and Kagura, he saw Natsu standing in the epicenter, laughing hysterically. That laughter was immediately put to a stop as Laxus punched Natsu in the face. Jayden looked around some more and saw Gray and Lyon fighting each other, figuring they were the cause of the water freezing. He stomped over to the two ice wizards and was emanating a terrifying aura that made them stop fighting.

"I was in the middle of something important…" Jayden growled. "And you two idiots had to go and ruin it!"

Words could not describe the hell Jayden unleashed on Gray and Lyon that night. Ryuzetsu Land had to be closed down for repairs and Fairy Tail had to pay for the damages since their wizards were responsible for its destruction.


A/N: I know I had to leave out a few things, but that's one of the sacrifices I had to consider as a writer. I hope you all enjoy! Stay tuned for next time!