Chapter 2: Welcome to Death's Weapon and Meister Academy

Is everyone here as fucked up as those two? Well Soul seems like a cool guy, I could actually hang around with him. But that Blackstar kid, he's just fucking annoying. I better not meet anyone like him; I don't think I'll survive in a place like this. I finally got into the school for the first time and looked like an ordinary building inside beside the creepy room name tags. And all the skulls plastered everywhere! Is this school's mascot a skeleton or something? That's would actually be cool.

I took a stroll through the halls just to know where's where. I should head to my first class before I'm late. I can't stand being late for something; it's my biggest pet peeve. I went into my satchel and pulled out my schedule to find my first period class. Professor Stein: Room 666. Where the hell is that? Great another low of being new, getting hopelessly lost. Maybe someone can help me out, prefer someone sane. Of course just by looking at some of these guys they should be in an asylum or mental institution. Or even better as the craze murder of a horror flick. I can't wait to make friends with them!

Let's see who could I ask? I decided to walk across the room so I won't be in anyone's way, and lord and behold there was a teacher, at least I think he's a teacher. He had dread locks, wore a basket ball jersey, a head band and his skin is, blue? The fuck! I'm I seeing things? This guy's skin is blue!

"Um, can I help you?" he asked.

I realized I have been staring at the guy,"Oh, sorry sir. I was hoping you could perhaps help me."

"Alright, what do you need?"

"I'm new so I don't know my way around; could you please show me or how to get to Professor Stein's classroom?"

"Ah, a new student huh? Well it's your lucky day; I'm actually on my way there. And I'll show there myself because that's the kind of man I was" He replied with a smile.

"Thank you sir, I'm Dagger by the way." I thanked extending my hand.

"I'm Sid." He introduced himself as.

"Wait did you say 'was'"? I asked as I followed him guiding me to my class.

"Yes I did." He replied, "You see, I'm a zombie."

"Say what?" I yelped in shock.

The fuck! How is that possible? Aren't zombies supposed to be like rotting and hunting for human flesh? And how the fuck can he be so nonchalant? Just up saying he's a zombie as though it's the most fucking obvious thing in the world, and is basic logical!

"So, I'm guessing by your name you're a weapon." Sid said.

"Whatever gave that away?" I asked.

Sid let out a little chuckle. We continued the walk in silence. Well until we came up to a huge ass board.

"Hey what's that?" I asked Sid.

"Oh that's the Request Board. Student would take one of those requests and deal with the problem, most of the time the job is to deal with a kishin egg. Think of it as tempt work just deadly." Sid answered.

"Wait seriously? Students here really do hunt monsters here?" I asked.

"Well not here Death City, all round the world actually." Sid replied.

No way, I get a chase to travel!? Tokyo here I came! This school's awesome! Well beside from the whole 'deadly' thing. Do I really have to fight monsters for a grade? There is no way I will be able to graduate this school. I'm going to die here aren't I?

"Here we are Room six hundred six.' Sid announced to me.

"Thank you Mr. Sid." I said.

"It's no problem. Oh though I should warn you, Stein's the man who made who I am today. He's a mad man. But still a good teacher. Just don't get on his bad side, or you'll end up as one of his experiments." Sid warned.

I looked at the door. This is it, I'm entering Hell. I was nervous; I could feel my heart throb. What the hell Dagger? Calm the fuck down! It's just a fucking class. I took a deep breath and knocked on the door.

"Come in." a male voice responded.

I took the handle in my hand, turned it and enter my new class. I took a quick look around and discovered a tall adult man wearing a lab coat, glasses, and stitches covered his face and he had a fucking screw in his damn head! What the fuck? Are the teachers here monsters? This man is just like Frankenstein's monster!

"Ah, you must be the new student! Excellent!" Professor Stein said to me and then turned to the class, "Class, this is the new student Dagger Strike. I trust you will treat her as you would treat each other."

"Like hell I will!" a too familiar annoying voice called out.

I looked into the class and of course saw that fucking annoying blue hair ass himself. He sat next to a really pretty girl with long black hair. She looked slightly annoyed but most concerned. Then beside her other side was another familiar face I was actually happy see, Soul. And next to him was a little girl with dirty blonde hair in pigtails and had the biggest green eyes I have ever seen.

"That's enough Blackstar." Professor Stein said to him," And because of that remark you and Tsubaki will show Dagger around school grounds and help her with any problems she has."

"Say what?!" Blackstar yelled.

Oh joy. This really is hell. I'm going to love it her e.

"Dagger, go take a seat next the Liz, the girl right above BlackStar." Professor Stein instructed me.

"Yes sir." I replied. I made my way to my seat. I got to my spot and got comfortable.

"Hey." The girl name Liz said.

She was some tall chick. Liz looked like she was the eldest students her but also the only normal looking one in this entire school. Well, except for her weird cowboy hat. Hopefully she's as sane as she looks.

"Welcome to the DWMA." Liz said to me.

"Oh, thanks." I replied.

"Ok class," Professor Stein announced, "Let's begin today's lesson, with a dissection!"

(A/N)

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