Okay then final chapter of Yeti, Braddock, and Daisy hat make up the Carnage a Trois at a club drinking. So enjoy and let me kno hat you think of the fic as a whole.

The music was slow and melancholy as The Carnage a Trois were drinking their problems away at a local bar.

Out of all the subteams they seemed to be the most cohesive of all due to their share desire of bringing extreme pain to LEGION. They decided to spend their time as they usually due: the consumption of alcohol.

"Man fuck this shit" Braddock said as she guzzling corn whiskey straight out of the bottle acting her usual ticked off self more than usual.

"What's wrong comrade Braddock" Yeti asked as he was enjoying his vodka which remained chilled due to him being genetically altered into a cryo-super soldier; which Daisy admits is awesome only due to the fact he can chill her drink whenever she wants.

"Yeah, I mean you got to kill all the men you trained that went to legion. I'd figured you'd be drowning in booze or screwing Friday till the cows come home" Daisy the roller derby said as she then guzzled the last of her glass of beer.

While it was true that Hauser a Legion soldier that Braddock trained contacted MAYHEM and wanted the ex-drill sergeant to come and eliminate her traitorous subordinates in Seoul. Disregarding her girlfriend Friday's warnings she kill most of them without hesitation only to find out it was all a trick from Hauser to destroy KY Robotics and all the people who work there. Luckily Braddock was able to disarm the bombs and save the workers, but still felt stupid for falling for such a act.

Then the time finally came for her and Hauser to face off to which Daisy and Friday were listening in as the Legion soldier recalled some of the things she made them during boot camp. Needless to say it was something only a sick sadistic freak would do; despite finally killing the jackass in the end she couldn't shake the feeling that she was somewhat responsible for all of this in the first place.

Braddock finishes off her whiskey as she sets the empty bottle down and just growls at the two.

"You know the key to dealing with problems is the healthy communication and-" was all Yeti said before the empty bottle was thrown at him; making it freeze and shatter on contact.

"Shut up you fucking ruskie icecube!" Braddock barked at the super soldier.

"Hey! easy there" Daisy said to the drill sergeant who took out his anger on her next.

"And what about you; your home's probably nothing but a fucking crater now" she shot the roller derbist who was about to pull out the woman's colon through her ass but Yeti being the "cool" one stopped a bar brawl from breaking out.

"Both of you, remain calm" the russian soldier said as the two finally settled down.

"What are we?" Braddock asked her two teammates who looked at her and then each other confused.

"Are we having a midlife crisis or some shit happening right now?" Daisy asked.

The drill sergeant kept looking at her drink swirling it around as she then begin to say whats on her mind.

"Look at us we're MAYHEM's deadliest team and what do we do kill, destroy, ruin; that's the reason Persephone put us together in the first place" the marine replied, making the other two agents look at her confused.

"I'm pretty sure that's the gist of it. We do crush Legion and enjoy doing it, even more so than Gat or Hardtack, am I right people" Daisy said as she raised her hand for a high five and Yeti responded.

"I know that daisy but... fuck, I joined to get back at all the troopers I trained that are killing people and yet I was about to responsible for many more because of my shitty vendetta. Hell, Maybe I should quit while i'm still ahead" Braddock said. The heavy weapons expert wanting to think of someway to change the subject decided to do something that will keep the three occupied.

"Okay so let's have a little drinking game" Daisy said getting the other two agents' attention. "Explain?" Yeti said wondering what cockamamie game this woman was going to put them through now. Hopefully it wasn't similar to goldfish. "It's called Sevens, elevens, and Doubles; basically we roll two dice and if we get a 7, 11, or a double we can choose which player to drink. Hey Barkeep! A glass of your strongest beer!" the roller debist said as the man brought a full glass of the golden brew. "Sounds easy" Braddock said. "But if another player is able to roll another 7, 11, or double before the drinker finishes the glass will be refilled and tries again until their successful" Daisy finished her explanation. Both agents agreed to the game which went on for a couple of hours and the team consuming more two kegs of beer when it was over.

AOM

"I've got a 42 in my hand. The biggest in my band" the marine slurred loudly as she and Daisy were sluggishly going through the city while Yeti tries to keep them out of trouble.

"Ladies, please" the Russian tries to get the two agents under control, but it was no use as they were too heavily intoxicated. Oleg decided that there was enough fun for tonight and had them teleported back onto the ARK.

However Braddock had to do something important and proceeded to the living quarters of the ship to speak to someone as Daisy and Yeti quickly followed her. Reaching her destination she knocked on the front door loudly, and soon after the door opened revealing FRIDAY in her night wear.

"Jane. are you alright, yeah?" she asked the woman seeing that she was really drunk.

"Steph… listen I-I-I know I h-hic-haven't been the most easiest of girlfriends to have and thak- I mean that you sometimes worty- I mean worry to death about cheese sorry I meant me" she said drunkenly as the young girl tried to moved from the marine's terrible breath.

"But from the bottom of my heart I really… really… lov-" as all Braddock could say before she begin to gag signaling what was to come next.

"BBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!"

The Chicago derbist and Russian ice soldier could only look in disgust as FRIDAY as panicking over the the chunky vomit now on her body. The mission coordinator tried to get it off only to be more disgusted as the two agents tried to step in.

"Here I got towels" Yeti said getting between FRIDAY and Braddock.

"Damn… thanks" Braddock said before it came up again.

"BBBBBBBBLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Daisy was no repulsed at seeing the marine vomit on the giant and because of his current condition the barf was instantly frozen on his chest.

"O moy Bog, get it off" Yeti cried in dismay.

"Okay hold on I'll get something" Daisy said however a floor messy with vomit and rollerskates were a bad combination.

"Squish" was the sound made as Daisy slipped and her back landed on the puddle of regurgitated alcohol and food.

"Gaahhh!" FRIDAY screamed at what was happening.

Soon the intercom came on with an announcement.

"Okay folk as with procedure were doing systems reboot so all section of the ship will be closed off. So just sit back and relax for the rest of the night" it aid unaware of the sounds of gagging, screaming, crying, and vomiting coming from the agent quarters as Braddock pukes onto one of the windows.

Needless to say this was one night that Carnage a trios won't be forgetting anytime soon.

Now I am done with the fic if there's any request for another Agents of Mayhem Fic let me know cause we can sure use more of them. So read this and any of my other stories and if you're looking for some other stories to read check hollardude or Dragonlord0 stories. be sure to tell them I sent you.